Chapter 41: The Rooster Lays Eggs (2)
"In broad daylight, we don't steal anything, what kind of black clothes do we wear, what kind of face do we cover?" Lin Quan was puzzled when he heard Guan Qianjian instruct the people in Zhao Mansion to make black clothes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
According to Guan Qianjian's requirements, the black clothes made of the whole body only have the limbs and eyes open, and the others are like sacks, airtight, and it is very convenient to sew.
Guan Qianjian said with a smile: "Why don't you cover your head and face, and use Brother Lin's dragon and tiger steps, how to be a chicken and how to lay eggs?"
Lin Quan listened to him ridiculing his posture, laughed, held his head high, took a figure-eight step, and swaggered in front of everyone and said: "Gait can be changed, can you look like a chicken when you walk like this?"
The rabbit spirit gave a thumbs up and said, "Like, like, like a big rooster who can't find a wife!"
Lin Quan asked, "Really?" and suddenly turned his face back, staring at the rabbit spirit, frowning, and looking him up and down with strange eyes.
Everyone followed his gaze, "Huh", as if there was an extremely important discovery, and they all looked at the rabbit spirit with strange eyes.
The bunny spirit covered her ass with her hands and jumped up and shouted, "What are you doing? What are you doing watching me? You are a rooster, and I am not a hen!"
Zheng Chu smiled: "Even if we are roosters, you are a hen, what's the use of covering your buttocks?"
The crowd coaxed: "That's right, haven't you seen how the rooster bullies the hen? You should hold your head......"
Li Zhixiao suddenly stepped out of the crowd, took two steps closer, dragged his chin with his hand, looked at him more carefully, and nodded: "If you knock out these two rabbit teeth, won't you just get rid of an old hen?"
The rabbit spirit pointed at his nose and scolded: "your grandma's bear! your grandma's bear!"
When everyone saw his angry appearance, they couldn't help laughing.
Guan Qianjian stood up and said: "Okay, okay, jokes are jokes, now to be seriousββ I just said, my plan is called a rooster laying eggs, Brother Li, even if you turn the rabbit essence into an old hen, don't you ...... it for nothing."
"That's it!" The rabbit spirit rarely had anyone to help, and suddenly felt that justice belonged to him, and he was even more indignant.
This time the crowd fell again.
Lin Quan couldn't help laughing, raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay, okay!" Now at the moment of life and death, everyone should be serious. In my opinion, the most important thing in the confrontation between the two armies is the military situation, and the most important thing in the military situation is to keep it secret. Now that Brother Guan wants to use a trick, should we send a few people to patrol the sentry outside, so as not to be spied on the military situation?"
Guan Qianjian nodded again and again: "That's exactly what you say, brothers,ββ except for Brother Lin and me, everyone scattered around the house to observe the enemy's movements, if you see someone approaching to peep or eavesdrop, you don't have to fight, just learn from the old hen to lay eggs and call twice." β
Zheng Chu said: "This rabbit spirit has to do a demonstration first......
At that moment, everyone laughed and dispersed to patrol, and Guan Qianjian instructed the housekeeper of Zhao Mansion again: "Call all the young and strong people in the mansion, and say that there are many rewards here." "The steward has to be ordered.
Lin Quan was full of suspicions: "One will be a chicken, one will be an egg, and the other will be a strong man, and he will smear lime on his mouth, talk in the vernacular, and want to reward others.
Guan Qianjian wanted to deliberately lose his appetite, and said perfunctorily: "You also said just now, the two armies are facing each other, and the secrecy of military information is the top priority, and the more people who know, the more variables and dangers." β
Lin Quan said: "Cut, are you still afraid that I will defect to the enemy?"
Guan Qianjian said: "That's not the case, don't you hear that the wall must be, and there is no one under the window? I'm not guarding against you, I'm guarding against someone eavesdropping." β
Suddenly, the whole house gathered, no less than twenty people, standing in two rows, looking at Guan Qianjian and Lin Quan, I don't know what rewards they have, and why they suddenly have kindness.
Guan Qianjian looked at these people, and sure enough, he had a strong figure on his back, nodded his hair and said, "Among you, who can ride a horse?"
"I will!"
"I will!"
"Me too!"
Guan Qianjian saw that all of them were enthusiastic, and guessed that someone must be rushing for the "reward" and indiscriminately filling the number, so he raised the threshold and asked: "Who can swing a sword and dance a sword on a horse and sacrifice his life to fight?"
"I can!"
"I can!"
"I can too!"
The voice was not small at all, and there was not a single person who did not consider himself a warrior.
Guan Qianjian touched a handful of sweat on his forehead and looked at Lin Quan. Lin Quan spread his hands out, saying that he didn't know what to do, and he couldn't help.
Guan Qianjian turned around and shouted: "Okay! Since you are all heroes, let's get on the horse and kill the enemy!"
As soon as they heard this, everyone retired, and their eyes were sad and helpless: "Ahh......h
Some people wondered: "Haven't you heard of any country coming to attack us?"
Guan Qianjian said with a smile: "It's not to fight, but to fight,ββ don't you see that the mountains on all sides are full of people with swords and swords? I'm just going to take you to fight them!"
"There are so many people, and there is a huge disparity between them!"
"Well, actually, I just joked, I don't know how to ride a horse......"
"Although I can ride a horse, I have no power to restrain a chicken, where can I afford to pick up a sword and kill people?
"Although I can ride a horse and am not afraid of killing, but I faint and I can't go!"
......
In the blink of an eye, more than 20 people withdrew from the distance, huddled together, or shook their hands, or shrunk their shoulders, or hooked their waists, scrambling to express that they did not dare to obey orders.
But in the open space left by these people, there was still a man standing proudly.
Guan and Lin were surprised.
"I didn't expect this brother to be such a good man!" Lin Quan couldn't help but admire.
"I'm not a good man, I'm afraid of ghosts, but I dare to kill!"
"Hahahaha......" everyone laughed at him.
This man was stupid and coarse, and when he opened his mouth, his throat seemed to be blocked by many things, his voice was muddy, and his chin poked into his collar every time he said a word.
Guan Qianjian knew that he must be a reckless man, clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay, it's you!" and said to the rest of the people: "You go back, by the way, help me call back a few brothers outside, as for the reward, just ask your housekeeper for ......."
When Zheng Chu and the others came back, the black clothes had also been completed, and Guan Qianjian distributed a set to everyone, including the reckless man, except for Lin Quan.
"What kind of tricks are you playing? Why do you all have black sacks, but I don't?" Lin Quan was not convinced.
Not only Lin Quan, but everyone was also puzzled.
Guan Qianjian smiled and asked, "Have you ever seen a black chicken or a black egg?"
Lin Quan straightened his neck and refused: "So I say that you are all chickens, and I am an egg, and you are all my elders!"
Connaught smiled: "This is not necessarily, the egg or the chicken first, this mystery can't even be solved by the saint, who is the younger and who is the elder, who can say clearly?"
Lin Quan slapped his palm on the shoulder and said, "You are still kind, junior brother, you know how to speak for my brother." But seriously, Brother Guan, you can now reveal the mystery of the mystery, right? What is a chicken, what is an egg, and what is the use? If you don't make it clear, how do we know how to cooperate with you?"
Guan Qianjian smiled mysteriously, beckoned everyone to his side, touched his head to his head, and then whispered: "Actually, the reason why I didn't explain to you at the beginning is that I am afraid that the rumors will leak is only one aspect, and there is another more important reason, that is, my plan is too simple, how can there be a sense of mystery when I say it?"
Lin Quan said: "Even if it's simple, as long as it works, you can say it quickly!"
Guan Qianjian said: "To put it in layman's terms, it's nothing more than a golden cicada coming out of its shell." There are six of us in total, although we all look like each other, with this sack set, who can tell which is which? Even if we occasionally drop a bag and replace Zhang San with Li Si, isn't it still unaware?"
Lin Quan suddenly said: "Ah, it turns out that this sack is a trick, I understand! This is just like, you are chickens, I am eggs, you continue to walk after laying eggs, leading the enemy away, while my egg is in the dark, quietly sending the letter to Xianweng Mountain...... Ah, this plan is one virtual and one real, one bright and one dark, the plank road is repaired in the open, and the Chen Cang is secretly crossed, wonderful! But ......"
Guan Qianjian was busy and said humbly: "I have won the award, I have won the award! Brother Lin ......."
The rabbit spirit didn't bother to listen to his ramblings, and asked Lin Quan, "But what is it?"
Lin Quan was stunned and said, "But why do you want me to make eggs? I should be a chicken! Why do you go to risk, but I come to pick up ready-made cheap ......?"
The rabbit spirit didn't listen to his words, bit the words in front of him, and laughed: "You are a chicken, you are a chicken, I don't fight with you ......"
Guan Qianjian reprimanded: "Go! You are endless?ββ Brother Lin, don't get me wrong, the reason why I made such an arrangement is not to take special care of you, so that you can enjoy Qingfu alone, but it can really be said to be a desperate gamble! Because this first 'egg' is very important, it can be said that success or failure is in this move, and among those of us, who else can take charge of it alone, except for Brother Lin, who else can there be? So you have the most responsibility!"
Lin Quan said: "If you talk about being alone, in terms of wisdom and martial arts, which of you Guan brother is not better than me? You can't be alone, who can be alone? I think the first 'egg' is the most suitable for you to do!"
Guan Qianjian shook his head and said: "No, no, no, you can all be 'eggs', but I have to make this 'chicken' to the end." β
Everyone was in an uproar and asked, "Why!" Who doesn't know that if he really did this, it would be tantamount to giving up the chance to survive to others, and he made the sacrifice of everyone?
The rabbit spirit didn't think so much, and Hang'er Lang said, "Is it because you are the cheapest?"
Guan Qianjian ignored him, and said to everyone with confidence: "Because I have a talisman." β
Li Zhixiao glared at a pair of bull's eyes and said, "We're not going to hunt ghosts, what's the use of the talisman?"
Lin Quan understood what he meant, and asked, "Are you talking about this sword on your back?" but although it can increase your strength, it is far from enough to deal with a master like Madame......
Guan Qianjian said inscrutablely: "I didn't say that I wanted to use it against the enemy." β
Lin Quanqi said: "Then why does it keep you safe?"
Guan Qianjian shook his head and said, "Forgive me for selling another pass, I can't tell you for the time being." In short, trust me, I will not see myself jumping into the fire pit. - Now please change your outfit and act now!"
Lin Quan was bowing his head and groaning, when he suddenly thought of something again, and shouted: "Wait a minute, Brother Guan, has you ever thought about how we will deal with Li Dai Tao's stiffness, if they see through the mechanism?"
Guan Qianjian said: "I've thought about it." β
Lin Quan said: "How to deal with it?"
Guan Qianjian said calmly: "I can't deal with it." β
When they heard this, they all said, "This, this, this ......."
They want to say, "That's too disgraceful."
Guan Qianjian didn't care about everyone's doubts, and raised his voice and said: "But I believe that even if it is seen through, it will not be so fast." - As you can see, the first time we rushed out, they and Ben didn't want to stop us, and then I killed so many of them, and they still didn't even let out a fart, what does that mean? It shows that they are really not interested in our people, and they just want the sword on my back. It was with this in mind that I came up with the idea of using this strategy. β
He paused slightly, and while everyone was thinking, he said impassionedly: "So please don't have any worries, you are afraid of the tiger and the wolf, is it the behavior of a husband?" turned to Lin Quan, arched his hand and said: "Brother Lin,ββββ, take care!
Soon the Zhao Mansion galloped out again, and the occupants on the horse were all dressed in black, except for the rabbit essence who was very small and easy to identify, and the sword on Guan Qianjian's back was dazzling, the rest of the people were difficult to distinguish from each other.
The whistle blew again.
Everything is the same as the previous time.
However, when they returned to the mountain, they saw that there were no less than 100 people in the black pressure in the col in front of them, scattering into a semicircle, blocking the road.
The first two middle-aged people, one of whom had triangular eyes, hanging two wrinkled eye bags, jumped out of the crowd and pointed to the six people: "Stop." "The voice was tepid, and he was weak and weak, like a soldier guarding the city gates, just for routine checks.
Six people pull the horse. The rabbit spirit muttered: "We didn't stop just now, we didn't go, now we want to go, he just came to stop, what is this called?
Li Zhixiao said: "Looking at this situation, it is impossible not to fight. β