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Yin Ping's temper was naturally irritable, and although he was old, he still couldn't change it, and hurriedly said: "How can Lao Tzu lose? Say it quickly, if anyone loses and doesn't admit it, it's his fucking turtle son, the old turtle grandson!"

"Okay," Yang Guan stretched out his palm, "if you follow this method, you must give me the cover you carried." ”

Yin Ping glanced at him, and saw that his old eyes were gurgling and turning, and suddenly laughed "haha", and said: "Yang Er, Yang Er, in the end, you still have to lie to me, I will give you the condom, don't you just admit that you caught this kid first?"

Yang Guan clasped his hands around his chest and said, "If you don't dare, then it's really a turtle son bastard," his eyes turned to the vast river, and continued: "Since the two of us are inseparable, let's make another bet." My arm strength is better than yours, you give me the set, I scream one, two, three, and throw the set to the river, and at the same time you and I work together, whoever grabs the set before it falls into the river, who wins?"

As soon as he came up with this plan, Yin Ping had not yet expressed his position, but Yun Xi cried out bitterly, and said through the cover: "That's not possible! The two seniors treat the two of us as chess pieces in the game, if the two of you can't grab the cover, we fall into the water, where will we survive?"

Yin Ping said "Huh" and said: "I just said that my Tianluo net suffocated you to death, it turns out that you are still alive." ”

Yun Xi said: "I am naturally alive, if I die, how can I speak out to stop you? If the two seniors want to talk about winning or losing, why bother to entertain two people who can't move? You are a famous hero and big man in the rivers and lakes, and if he spreads out one day after another, I am afraid that the two of them will lose face." ”

He thought to himself that since these two people cared so much about ranking, they also regarded their names very well, and wanted to ridicule the two of them for giving up this method, so as to ensure that he and Miss Zhen'er were safe and sound.

He thought so, but he was wrong. Hearing Yang Guan scolded: "Stinky boy, there is a lot of bullshit, shut up." ”

A volley is sent over. But listening to the sound of "snort", Yun Xi only felt that there was a numbness on the "well shoulder point", and he was speechless.

The "shoulder well point" is at the three midpoints of the line between the large vertebral point and the acromion, which is at the highest point of the shoulder. It belongs to the foot less yang gallbladder meridian, which is the meeting of the hand less yang, foot less yang, foot yang ming and yang vein. After hitting others, half of his body is numb, and he can't speak, which is a numb point for his human body. What is rare is that Yangguan is separated by a sleeve, and the recognition position is exactly the same. He knew that there was also a girl in the sleeve, and her fingers were like the wind, and she sealed Zhen'er's dumb hole.

The two discussed for a long time, and finally made a decision: that is, the two of them pulled one side of the sleeve, and at the same time exerted their strength, throwing the sleeve far away to the river, and then at the same time exerted light body kung fu and flew to the river, and the one who grabbed the sleeve first won the victory.

The two had no objections, Yin Ping put down the cover, and said: "This time you must not go back!" Yang Guan said: "This is natural." One tugged at one side of the sleeve.

Yin Ping said: "Okay, then let's start." Yun Xi was very anxious in her heart, and secretly thought: "These two people are really hateful, it seems that Miss Zhen'er and I are going to be buried in these thousands of miles of waves, with fish and shrimp as companions." ”

Suffering from being sealed in the acupoint, he couldn't spit out a word, so he was at the mercy of others. After thinking about it, it would be in vain to be accompanied by a beautiful woman like Zhen'er when he was dying. It's just that I don't know if she and I, a stinky boy, died together, and I was willing? Thinking of my eldest brother's unavenged revenge, I couldn't help but have moist eyes and hurt my heart.

Yin Ping and Yang Guan said in unison: "Three, two, one!" The words did not fall, and at the same time, they exerted their strength and threw the sleeve far away.

The night was like ink, and the river was hazy and misty. Yin Ping and Yang Guan took a deep breath without distinction, and tiptoed on the riverbank like two big water birds, swooping towards the river and grabbing the sleeve at the same time.

But the castration of the sleeve is rapid, even if the two of them have achieved light work, and there is a reed crossing the river, when it falls, there is still a big difference.

The two of them have excellent kung fu, it can be said that they are indistinguishable, falling towards the river, just like the Lingbo woman flowing snow back to the wind, suddenly lifting a breath, flying, one left and one right, as fast as thunder and lightning, and flew towards the sleeve again.

Yun Xi was in the cover, only to feel a tremor from Zhen'er's body, and secretly thought: "She must be very scared." At this time, the sleeve flew very far away, and it was already falling.

Yin Ping was anxious in his heart, and suddenly pulled his body down, landed on the surface of the river, and slid forward with his feet hard.

The waves at his feet were stirred by his internal force, like a thousand piles of snowflakes, spreading out to both sides. He didn't stop and grabbed at the sleeve. Seeing that he was about to catch it this time, suddenly there was a sassy wind in the back of his head, but Yang Guan was about to hold the sleeve when he saw him, and he was anxious in his heart, so he suddenly slapped him.

If Yin Ping doesn't look back, he will definitely give him a brain burst. Immediately discarded the condom, turned around and said "hey", and turned his palms over.

"Peng-Peng", the four palms are facing each other, the wind of yin and yang spreads out in all directions, and the water surface will explode when it lands, and the waves will resound. The two of them are from the same school, one yin and one yang, the famous stunt is the "Yin and Yang Palm", the Yin Ping practice is the "Six Yin and Seven Tribulation Palms", and the Yang Guan is the "Nine Yang and Ten Square Palms", Yin and Yang are opposite, unstoppable. The sleeve was stressed and flew forward.

"Six Yin and Seven Tribulation Palms" Yin Qi is compelling, it is the world's most feminine palm power, and the person in the palm is like falling into an ice cave, trembling all over;

"Jiuyang Ten Square Palm" is the opposite, it is the strongest palm, the more strong the person, the greater the power, the palm of the hand does not even have room to hum, immediately the meridians are broken and die.

Yang Guan put his palms on it, only to feel that the opponent's strength was extremely weak, and shouted loudly: "Ouch, Yin Er, why is your palm strength so weak?" for fear of hurting him, he wanted to withdraw his palm, but suddenly felt that the other party's palm slipped, and it was a loach. His surprise was not trivial, and he scolded: "Your grandmother's!"

But seeing Yin Ping laughing "haha", his body slid back ten feet away, and said: "Yang Er, thank you very much!" He was holding the victory, so he called the other party "Er".

It turned out that Yin Ping knew that Yang Guan had a deep affection for himself, and he would definitely not kill himself, so he weakened the strength of his body, but secretly used the method of borrowing force to make force and slipped back.

This method of borrowing force is a common means in the rivers and lakes, but because Yangguan has not thought about it, he has actually been tricked.

In this way, Yin Ping is only a few steps away from the sleeve, and as soon as the palm of his hand is stretched, he will grab it.

Suddenly, I felt that the back of my head was wet, and thousands of water droplets shot into my limbs. Among the water droplets, there is a strong masculine wind.

(Note: It is impossible to glide on the river, let alone fight?) The fictional plot in the novel must not be believed by readers.)

According to the book "Zhou Yi", six is the number of extreme yin, and nine is the number of extreme yang, so it is said here that the yin and yang palms are respectively "six yin and seven tribulation palms" and "nine yang and ten square palms". ）