readx; The final result is that Zhou Shubai was swept out of the house, no matter how Yu Shu cries, it is useless, people... You have to bow your head to reality. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But the father and son of the Yu family are still kind-hearted people, and they did not let Zhou Shubai sleep on the streets.

Instead, Yu Laohan took him to the city, and asked one by one, "Boss Lu, is there a shortage of helpers?"

"Outside of Zhou, is there a shortage of chores in your family?"

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However, everyone in the city knows that this Yu Xiao is crazy and stupid, and it is purely a blockage to work as a helper for his own family, so no one is willing to accept it.

In the end, there was only one dilapidated shop, and when he saw that Yu Xiao had no relatives and no reason, he was alone, and he was moved by compassion, so he accepted him, but he only cared about food and did not give money.

This store is called Yanjia Shroud Shop.

The work of this shroud shop is simple and leisurely, and there is nothing to do on weekdays, but when there is something, it is an unfortunate thing that ordinary people do not want to be contaminated.

The technical work of tying paper people and doing paper houses, of course, is not Zhou Shubai's turn to do it, the only thing that can be done.

That is, to mend the sewing of the dead body, scrub and wash, dress and wear hats, draw makeup and lines...

These are all unfortunate things that ordinary people can't avoid, but Zhou Shubai forgot about the past, like a blank piece of paper, but he didn't think so.

On this day, the old lady of Zheng Yuanwai's house in the city drove the crane to the west, before dawn, the Yan boss took Zhou Shubai over, and after arriving at Zheng Yuan's house, the house has set up an altar dojo, and there are two Taoist priests who pretend to be ghosts, burning yellow paper, lighting incense and candles, dancing knives and guns, chanting words, as if singing operas..

And the entire Zheng family is wearing linen and filial piety...

The head of the family, Zheng Yuan, cried and grabbed the ground, grief-stricken, tears fell, and looked up to the sky and shouted, "Dad, why did you leave, my son is not filial.."

But Zhou Shubai was stunned at this time, and saw that next to the old lady Zheng's will, there were two black and white impermanence of the yin division, collecting souls.

Zhou Shubai forgot all the previous events, so he was shocked on the spot, how could it be that what was said in the book turned out to be true, it turned out that there were really gods with three feet on his head, and it turned out that there was really a yin to collect the soul when people died!

At this time, I saw this old lady Zheng, who had just died, had nothing else on his body, and his sleeves were breezy.

"Damn, your family is so rich, why are you so little bit on you, only a few hundred mosquitoes, you send it away!"

"What a fucking iron rooster, you're going to let our brothers run for nothing, don't you, get the money quickly!"

The two impermanence ghosts shouted indignantly, but the old lady Zheng said with a sad face, "The two masters raised their hands, the villain doesn't understand the rules, my family has gold and silver mountains, what do you want, just open your mouth!"

"You're fucking dead, what's the use of the gold and silver mountains in your human world, even if you have gold and silver mountains, you have to wait for the masters to come, put them on your body in advance, and hold them in your mouth! Your family has land deeds and land documents, and you should not let your family burn them soon!" shouted Black and White Impermanence.

It's just that no one was present except Zhou Shubai who saw this scene at all.

So Zhou Shubai shouted coldly, "Zheng Yuanwai, your old man is going on the road, the ghost is asking for money, your family has land documents or something, that is valuable, burn it quickly!"

Zhou Shubai's words really surprised everyone, everyone present looked sideways, and when they saw that it was Yu Xiao, they were all furious and said, "Boss Yan, my family is in vain, you actually brought a fool to stir up the situation, you can't find death!"

"Yan Youdao, do you still want to do business, believe it or not, let you accompany my master on the road!"

"Where did you come from, fool, come on, blast me out!"

Boss Yan was even more shocked, and while he was busy making amends, he shouted, "Yu Xiao, Lao Tzu is kind enough to contain you, how can you harm Lao Tzu!"

However, Zhou Shubai was still deaf, it turned out that it was the pair of impermanence ghosts who stepped forward, and after looking him up and down, he arched his hand and said, "Uncle, no matter who you are, since you speak, you have something to do with this family, and there are no rules, why are you so shabby for such a big family?"

"Exactly, these ordinary people don't understand, you still don't understand, why don't you wait for my brother to say it?"

"If you don't have any money, don't blame us if you go to the nine-song and thirteen levels!"

The two impermanence ghosts said with unkind faces.

So, in the eyes of others, Zhou Shubai was like a madman, talking to himself in the air.

Everyone finally couldn't bear it, even the Taoist priests who danced knives and guns couldn't bear it, they all came out to mix, why should they be embarrassed to walk together, this is a job grab.

"Where did the deceitful and famous thief come from, dare to pretend to be a ghost here!"

"This person has sinister intentions, don't believe him, drag him out quickly!"

Immediately, a few people covered in meat wanted to fork Zhou Shubai out, but at this time, Zhou Shubai shouted, "There is a land deed document in the west of the hall, take it out and burn it!"

"This is all what your old lady said, if you don't burn it, it's too late, and the ghost is going to take him away. ”

When everyone heard this, they were even more furious, and immediately someone shouted, "Where did the thief come from, how can he know where my family's secret compartment is, and kill him for me!"

"The thief, it's really a thief, he even knows what is inside, take down this person quickly, don't run away for him, arrest him and interrogate him slowly!"

"What I said is true, it doesn't matter if you don't believe it, your old lady has gone down to suffer and suffer, don't blame me for not saying it!" Zhou Shubai was also angry, what kind of world is this? How can no one believe the truth!

Then he was held by a few family members, and even Boss Yan suffered an unwarranted disaster and was directly locked up in the Zheng family's cellar.

However, there are also half-believing people here, seeing this smile, the words are convincing, and he said, "The head of the family, I would rather believe it, or burn it, if it is true, the old lady will definitely come back from the dream in the future, if it is fake, and then beat these two people and send them to the government." ”

"Ridiculous! It's ridiculous that you should believe the words of a madman!"

"I'd rather believe it, it's just a land deed, some people in the province say that we are not filial!"

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In the end, the title deed of the dark grid was still burned in the end, and the black and white impermanence received the money, so he was naturally happy, and conjured up a lacquered paper car on the spot, carrying the old lady of the Zheng family and taking it away.

Two days later, in the cellar, no one came to deliver water and food, Zhou Shubai didn't feel hungry, but the Yan boss was mortal, and he almost didn't starve to death, only to see him shout with a handful of snot and tears, "Lao Tzu is really stupid, why did you accept you as a scourge, you can make me miserable!"

"Good people can't do it, good people don't have good rewards, I knew it was like this, so I didn't accept you as a madman, what are you talking nonsense, you want to kill me!"

Zhou Shubai heard this, but said helplessly, "Boss, what I said is true, they don't believe it, I can't help it!"

After Boss Yan heard this, he sneered even more, and scolded, "Who do you think you are, you are really a big-headed ghost, whoever believes in you is a fool!"

"I.."

It's just that before Boss Yan finished speaking, there was a noise outside the cellar, and the door was opened after a while.

It turned out that the old lady of the Zheng family, after arriving at Yin Si Wangxiangtai, spent money, dredged up the relationship, and had already returned to his soul to support his dream, saying that the madman Yu Xiao had made a great contribution, if it weren't for him, he would have suffered a big crime.

After Zheng Yuanwai woke up at the time, he found that it was Nan Ke's dream, but there was more than one person in the house who had this dream, which made it impossible for people to believe it.

At this moment, Zheng Yuan took many family members outside, and when he saw Zhou Shubai's face, he made a big gift and said, "Little.. The villain has eyes but does not know Taishan, and he does not know that the adult has such means..."

"Medium, please forgive me, I don't know the height of the sky, please forgive me. ”

"Thank you, thank you, my lord, it's me who are ignorant.."

A room full of people were busy, apologizing and apologizing, which made Boss Yan shocked, and it took him a long time to know the cause and effect intermittently, and he was even more shocked that his jaw was about to dislocate, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"Please.. Please move your lordship, we have prepared a banquet, and your lordship has worked hard." I saw that Zheng Yuanwai, cautiously accompanied by a smiling face, and said haha.

Zhou Shubai nodded, and just as he wanted to raise his feet, he saw Boss Yan's eyes roll, stretched out his hand to grab him, and then shouted angrily, "Zheng Yuanwai, we have suffered such an unwarranted disaster, you add a few words and a table of wine and food, and you want to send it away? )