Chapter 5 Tavern drinking
After entering the city, the five of them walked along the main road for a short time before arriving at the tavern. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yuan Bao hurriedly stepped forward and lifted the curtain of the tavern, more enthusiastic than the shopkeeper.
"Imperial Spirit Girl, Please!"
Dry skin rolled his eyes and looked at him sarcastically: "Sycophant!"
Yuan Bao smiled and ignored him.
Da Tie glanced at his dry skin and said, "People call this eyesight!"
Ganpi was unconvinced: "I think it's shameless." ”
Xiao Tiedao: "I think you are jealous of his talent!"
Dry skin said angrily: "I'm phew!"
As he spoke, the big and small iron of the Yuling dry leather found the empty chair of the bar in turn, sat down and ordered the wine.
Yuan Bao saw that the three of them deliberately left a vacant seat for themselves next to the imperial spirit, so he stepped forward to sit. Who knew that this one was not tight, and a sudden scream frightened Yuan Bao
"Hooligans!"
Then a slap greeted Yuan Bao in the face.
Yuan Bao's cheeks were hot, and he was beaten inexplicably.
Look at the lack of people in front of you, where did the woman come from and shout hooligans?
Yuan Baomeng circled on the spot.
Yu Ling said to the vacant seat where Yuan Bao was sitting just now: "I'm really sorry! He was only born today, his eyes haven't materialized yet, he didn't see clearly just now, I'm really sorry!"
Then I heard a woman in the position laugh and said: "You can't be so handsome! People touch people's thighs without being prepared! Forget it, the position will be given to you." Let you little lovers be so sweet and sweet!"
Yu Ling hugged his fists and said, "Thank you, thank you!"
Yuan Bao couldn't find anyone everywhere, so he could only keep apologizing: "The house is rustic, I didn't see it clearly, I didn't see it clearly." Offended, offended......"
This time, it can make the dry skin size Tiele bloom, and it will make Yuan Bao laugh for a long time!
Yuan Bao asked them to find out that the one just now was a simple informant. All one can see is some of her outlines, and they can't see their whole entity as clearly as anyone else.
In this room full of drinkers spewing dirt and fog, if you don't pay attention, you really think that there is no one in the seat.
After Yuan Bao sat down, the bartender asked, "What does this master drink?"
Yuan Bao shook his head and said, "I really don't know about this." What do you have here?"
The bartender pointed to the neatly arranged wine bottles on the wine cabinet behind him, containing liquids of various colors, and said, "The wine in the small shop is divided into mortar wine, stone wine, and mud wine. Mortar wine is divided into 52 kinds of black sand, white sand, green sand, red sand, sea sand, river sand, etc. Stone syrup wine is divided into 73 types, such as black stone, white stone, bluestone, red stone, gemstone, and diamond. Mud wine is divided into 36 kinds of rain mud, dry mud, river mud, pond mud, early mud, and late mud. Which one do you like?"
When he said this, Yuan Bao didn't know which one to drink!
Yuan Bao looked at the four people of the dry skin and the royal spirit: "Which one did the sister of the imperial spirit drink?"
Yu Ling held up his wine glass and smiled: "I drink all the wine of my daughter's family, and you men are not suitable." ”
Yuan Bao looked at the big and small irons.
Da Tie and Xiao Tie hurriedly shook his head and said, "We are drinking wine that is suitable for Tiebei people, you should not be suitable." ”
Yuan Bao looked at the dry skin again.
Ganpi smiled: "This little thing is not easy to do. Bartender, a drink of each. Try it and you'll know which one fits!"
Yu Lingqi said: "He was just born, you want to kill him?"
Ganpi smiled: "What's the point of drinking some wine, it makes the boss feel distressed." You're not yet, you can't take care of this for the time being! Besides, drinking a little more wine when he was born will help him realize his soul!"
Yuan Bao asked, "I was about to ask, what does Brother Ganpi mean by actualization?"
Ganpi didn't hurry and said: "Serve the wine first, let's drink and chat." I'll explain it to my brother one by one later. My dry skin's title of 'Jack-of-all-trades' is not in vain!"
Xiao Tie answered: "You are very famous in the territory of the waves!"
Dry skin said angrily: "Hey, you little iron." You're not going to pick up for a while, you're in a hurry!"
Xiao Tie immediately covered his mouth and said, "I'll shut up!"
Ganpi said proudly: "It's almost the same! If you are not careful when you speak, I will put you down all over the wine!"
Xiao Tie smiled: "I'm so scared!"
Ganpi smiled: "It's good to know that you're afraid!" Brother Yuan Bao, let's not talk to these uninformed people. Come, let's have two toasts first, and it's kind of a celebration of your birth!"
Yuan Bao casually picked up one of the few glasses of wine that Xiao Er poured for him, raised his glass and said, "Thank you, Brother Ganpi, come, do it!"
Da Tie and Xiao Tie said next to him: "We will do it too!"
Yuan Bao looked at the big and small iron and Yu Lingdao: "Let's do it together!"
Yuan Bao put a glass of pulp wine into his stomach, first felt like fine sand in his throat, and then like a mass of non-sticky sticky substance on all sides after his stomach. It didn't take long for the viscous mass to begin to roll and rotate in his stomach, stirring Yuan Bao's stomach warm, like tickling Yuan Bao's inner stomach and taking a sauna.
Suddenly, this sticky mass seemed to have completely exploded, and Yuan Bao's stomach was about to burst. Let him feel like he doesn't vomit.
Yuan Bao couldn't help it, and spit out a "poof" at the dry face that was talking to him. Spit on the dry skin in the face.
Dry skin quickly wiped his face with both hands with "poof, poof". It made the three of them laugh for a while.
Yuan Bao sighed after spitting: "Good wine, good wine!"
Dry skin said angrily: "No, Brother Yuan Bao, the smell of wine doesn't come out like this! Look at you making me face!"
Yuan Bao hurriedly apologized and said, "I'm really sorry, big brother Ganpi! Come on, come on, I'll wipe it for you. ”
wiped his face and said dryly: "Look at me, it's like this." ”
I saw that Ganpi drank three glasses of wine in a row, and after a while, his cheeks bulged.
Ganpi hurriedly pointed to his cheeks with his fingers, signaling Yuan Bao to pay attention.
Then he pointed to the upper and lower lips that had been squeezed together. I saw that as soon as he was relieved, one by one spherical earth mist was spit out neatly. It wasn't until he spit out five dirt balls that Ganpi spit out the last bit of wine into a bamboo skewer, connecting the five soil balls at once.
Yuan Bao was elated and couldn't stop clapping.
But looking at the three of them in the spirit of the Great and Small Irons, no one cares about such a wonderful performance.
Ganpi patted Yuan Bao on the shoulder and smiled: "See, this is called drinking and exhaling! Come, Brother Yuan Bao, let's go!"
In this way, Yuan Bao and the four of them chatted while drinking. In the process of chatting, I learned a lot about this world.
For example, there are nine suns in the sky, wrapped together like a string of bracelets. The fog of Jiuyang is scarce, and the fog is regained, and there is a black sky and white night; no one in this world can give birth, they all adopt a newly born soul body with fate, and become their own children through nourishment; actualization is to completely stabilize one's body into an entity by absorbing the source power; and the origin is to use the exercises to absorb the source power in the heaven and earth or the source ore and turn it into the mana that can be released by oneself, and so on......
A group of people drank and chatted until midnight.
The size of the imperial spirit iron knows that it is enough to stop, and the dry skin can be drunk, and these four people can drink it without hindrance.
But the first time Yuan Bao drank alcohol, he was unconsciously filled with half a hundred cups of dry skin, and drank the wine as tea.
In the end, Yuan Bao, who was drunk, was like soft mud, unable to control the direction of his spitting wine, and the four people who spit were all covered in wine ash and embarrassed.
Seeing that Yuan Bao couldn't walk at all, Yu Ling let Ganpi carry him on his back.
Ganpi was unconvinced: "Boss, why do you let me carry it! I'm also drunk!"
Yu Ling said: "Do you want to pour him and blame me? Hurry up and carry it, and we will go back to the residence to get our respective belongings." The houses in the city were no longer rented. Let's go to my father's old house in Meishan outside the city for a while to hide from the limelight. ”
The three nodded yes.