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The weather in June is changeable, one moment it is calm, the next moment it is lightning and thunder. Zhang Zheng secretly felt that today's lightning was different

Zhang Zheng was an orphan, and the children in the same village came to bully him, and his relatives also said behind his back that he was a mourning star, a plague god, and killed his parents. And the adults in the same village saw him pointing at him.

Since he was a child, in order to live, Zhang Zheng had to do some things like stealing chickens and dogs, although there is state support, but the country's money is not enough at all, but there are nine years of compulsory education, Zhang Zheng went to high school.

Bang!

A bolt of lightning streaked across the sky, illuminating the dark night sky, and the blinding light scorched people's eyes in severe pain, and then thunder rolled in, carrying the momentum of thousands of troops!

"Isn't it just stealing a book, as for thundering and slashing me every day? Zhang Zheng looked at the sky with an indignant face.

It turns out that this is the case, Zhang Zheng is a little fat man at the same table, and he is also a fan of Jin Yong's novels, as long as it is a book written by Jin Yong, he has all the books, and he secretly opens them every time he goes to class.

Zhang Zheng began to pout, with a look of disdain, but he saw that the little fat man was sometimes laughing wildly, and sometimes his regretful expression was also hooked. On this day, Zhang Zheng couldn't help but quietly asked the little fat man to borrow a book "tactfully".

"Fatty, lend me your books for a few months, hurry up!"

"No!" The little fat man jumped up like a woman from a good family who had been molested, and then held the book in his arms and looked at Zhang Zheng with a wary expression.

Zhang Zheng was unhappy, this time he begged him to borrow a book in such a "low voice", but he dared to refuse, you must know that he rarely does this in his life, and the little fat man doesn't borrow it, and he puts on that expression, which is simply unreasonable......

Zhang Zheng has always thought that he is a very gentle person, and he treats good classmates very reasonably, and only occasionally corrects and corrects the bad habits of bad classmates.

In his opinion, treating good classmates should be reasonable, even if they make mistakes, they can be touched and forgiven with love. But for some bad classmates, such as the little fat man, you can't be moved with love, as for forgiving him, that's God's business, and his task is to send him to God!

Bang!

Zhang Zheng kicked the little fat man to the ground, and then pulled the little fat man's sleeve and said viciously: "Give me the book, or I'll beat you to death today!"

"Don't give it, you just beat me to death today, and I won't give it either!" The little fat man's clothes were torn, and there was a dark bruise on his right eye, very embarrassed, and he said aggrievedly.

Zhang Zheng frowned, although this little fat man is a little cowardly, but his personality is like a stone in a thatched pit, it smells bad and hard, this kid doesn't eat soft and hard, what should I do. Zhang Zheng looked at the little fat man a little distracted.

The little fat man looked at Zhang Zheng without beating himself and looked at himself, a little strange, looking for Zhang Zheng's gaze, looking at himself, and finally putting his eyes on his ass......

Zhang Zheng inadvertently saw that the expression of the little fat man lying on the ground changed, from surprise to contemplation, and contemplation gradually turned into horror......

"Ahh

A miserable sound pierced the sky, and then Zhang Zheng saw the little fat man who was originally beaten on the ground by himself jumping up on the spot, and then turned around and ran away with his buttocks in his hands.

Zhang Zheng was a little funny when he saw the little fat man running away with his butt covered, even if he was afraid that I would beat you, even if he was afraid that I would beat you, don't cover his ass...... Wait, covering his buttocks, Zhang Zheng remembered that his eyes seemed to be really staring there when he was distracted just now...... He suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Zhang Zheng was in a cold sweat, and hurriedly shouted at the little fat man: "Fat man, things are not what you imagined, misunderstanding! This is a misunderstanding......!"

Zhang Zheng looked around weakly, as if he didn't find anyone, and patted his chest before he breathed a sigh of relief. Well, it looks like we have to change our strategy.

That night, Zhang Zheng took advantage of the little fat man's sleep, and together with his roommates, secretly took away the novel called "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

In the next few days, Zhang Zheng was already addicted to the world of Yitian and couldn't extricate himself, Zhang Zheng was secretly watching, after all, he came from the little fat man, although he was not afraid of him, but it was also a trouble. The little fat man must have suspected that he did it, but he didn't dare to say anything because of his strong force.

In the past few days in class, the little fat man didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, holding a scarecrow in his hand, and then looked up at the sky, and kept muttering: Descend the Dao God Thunder to kill the book thief...... Let's hack to death...... Die. The corners of Zhang Zheng's mouth twitched when he heard it.

I don't know if God heard the little fat man's prayer, as long as Zhang Zheng opened the book in the past few days, the sky was originally cloudless, and suddenly there was lightning and thunder. In the past few days, the thunder has become louder and louder, and many people are afraid to leave their homes, and the meteorological station cannot give any explanation.

......

Finally finished reading, Zhang Zheng closed the book and sighed, looking a little excited. In the past few days, he has been in danger of being hit by "five thunders", but reading books has exhausted him. Now that the book has been read, Zhang Zheng is in a good mood, and he can't help but raise his head and say: "Thief God, master, didn't I just steal a book to read, as for the thunder at two ends for three days, it is scary for you, every time it is thunder, and it does not rain." You said...... Can you do it?"

Bang!!!

The dark clouds that were about to disperse condensed again, as if they heard Zhang Zheng's words, and three lightning bolts fell in a row, but they were blocked by the school's lightning rod. Zhang Zheng was also dumbfounded, he couldn't imagine that he would say casually, and the thunder would really hit him.

"Dude, I was wrong, I said to play, you have a lot of adults, don't thunder. Zhang Zheng said. But God didn't seem to be ready to let him go like this, and the sky was getting darker and darker. This time it's a little longer and longer.

Boom! Boom!

A bolt of lightning that was thicker than the previous ones combined, smashed down on the earth with a roar, and the sky seemed to be torn apart, and this time the lightning rod seemed to be ineffective. Bang! A huge crater was blasted out of the small hill near Zhang Zheng's school, but fortunately there was no one living there, so dangerous!

This bombardment seemed to be the last, and the originally dark and compact sky began to disperse, and the people hiding in the house breathed a sigh of relief, the thunder just now was terrible, especially the last one, it was terrible......

Zhang Zheng sat on the ground, looking at the sky in horror, his clothes wet with sweat. The last lightning bolt just now directly locked on him, and if the thunder struck him just now, the ending would definitely be as "miserable" as the small hillside. Zhang Zheng was a little glad that the "apology" just now was the right decision.

Just when Zhang Zheng thought it was over, everyone thought it was over...... A flash of lightning suddenly fell from the sky, the lightning was so small that it was almost impossible to see, and it fell on Zhang Zheng's head impartially.

"Oh my God...... I **** ancestors !!" This was Zhang Zheng's last thought before he lost consciousness.