A small table, a bowl of tea, an old man, a banner!

"Know what people know, know people don't know!"

The old man, with Erlang's legs crossed, leisurely, sometimes picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, and reached out to stroke the mustache that had just been raised, his eyes were full of essence, staring at the round ass of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law on the street, and nodded approvingly from time to time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hmm... This little lady has a big butt, is blessed, and is so good to raise!

"Hey, this is not bad, I'm older, but at first glance, I look like a nobleman, rich people are different, and they are well maintained!"

Sometimes when they are discovered, those noble ladies and beauties will blush, spit out, "This thief is an old man, a dead adult!" and then hurriedly ran away, and it was only half a day, and there were very few women on this street!

"Alas... Who can understand the loneliness of the old guy! I've lived too long, and this one still looks a little new! Why can't anyone understand it!"... Zhao Qian'er shook his head and sighed regretfully!

Not far away, the little monk sat cross-legged on the ground, his eyes were bigger than a cow, looking at the pedestrians coming and going on the side of the road, as if he wanted to remember everyone's face, and sometimes grinned, as if this looking at people was the most interesting thing in the world!

Yuzu also sat aside, supporting his head with two hands, watching with the little monk, looking at the endless crowd, but looking at it, he also felt that there was nothing to look at, people are not all one shoulder and a head, at most it is the black dot and the white dot, what can be good-looking, not interesting, really boring! It's better to follow grandpa to cheat people out of money! It's good to tell a story! Grandpa is the best storyteller!

"Hey, little monk, what is so beautiful about this person, you will never get tired of watching it every day!"

"Amitabha! Little sister! This person is really good-looking! People's birth, old age, sickness and death, wealth and fortune are all on their faces!"

"Do you see all this?"

The little monk stretched out his hand and scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "These are all taught to me by your grandfather, he is a master of appearance!"

"Stupid! You can believe what he says! With his ability to deceive, why can't he say one, two, three?" Yuzu's eyes widened.

"I think your grandfather has real skills!"

Yuzu raised his hand to give the little monk a slap and slapped him on the little bald head, and the little monk covered his head very aggrievedly, "Why did the little sister beat people again?"

"Don't call me little sister!"

"And what do I call you?"

"Hmm...... I see that you can barely get into my eyes, and from today onwards, I will allow you to call me Yuzu!"

The little monk nodded, and scratched his head again, "Oh!"

"Oh, oh, what!" Yuzu slapped again, "How do you drop if you don't like it?"

"Willingly!" The little monk was extremely aggrieved and covered his head with both hands!

"It's pretty much the same!" Xiao Yuzi smiled proudly, laughing because she could cure this little monk well, but she thought about it in a blink of an eye, this little flower monk is so stupid, it is estimated that anyone can cure him!

"Hey!"

"What?"

"Don't you like to look at your face, how about I let you see me today?" Yuzu's eyes rolled, revealing a small tiger tooth!

"Ahh

"Why?" Yuzu stopped drying, "Auntie, I'm very reserved, show it to you, you don't even look at it? What do you mean? I'm afraid I'll eat you?"

"Don't look!" the little monk shook his head and resolutely refused!

Yuzu is extremely angry, this useless stupid monk is like this every time, it's easy to say that he doesn't look at her, it's because she is not good-looking, isn't he as attractive as a bearded old man?

She stood up, fierce and vicious, saying that it was fierce and vicious, but in fact, she just felt so, in fact, she was cute and tight when she was angry!

She crossed her waist and walked around in front of the little monk, looking like a shrew who opened her mouth to scold, this is what she learned when she saw Aunt Wang scolding the street next door in Qingzhou, she felt very domineering, so she silently wrote it down!

"Do you see it?"

"Don't look!" the little monk turned his head away, and then simply turned around and looked elsewhere!

"You..." Yuzu wanted to scold but she was short of words, where did she scold people, she wouldn't be able to do it at all, but she suddenly had an idea, "You conscienceless thing, don't want to climb into the old lady's bed again tonight!"

When the little monk heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood! His mouth said: "Amitabha! Kindness is good! Color is emptiness, emptiness is color! Buddha, I haven't done anything bad, don't let me not become a Buddha!"

Yuzu didn't give up, and went around again, and the little monk turned around again, "Little sister, why are you so aggressive?

"Hmph, I think I'm going to make you blind?"

The little monk read again: "My heart is clear, still as water, pink skeleton, pink skeleton!"

Old man Zhao looked at this side from a distance, his face twitched, and he scolded in a low voice for some reason, "Dead bald donkey!" After speaking, he turned around and saw a beautiful and enchanting woman coming this way!

The woman sat on the small stool in front of the table with a red face, and the old man Zhao's eyes lit up, and he quickly recovered a little bit of his appearance!

"What does the girl want to ask?"

The woman smiled shyly, her lips slightly opened, "The slave family wants to ask about marriage"

"Oh, oh, as soon as the girl came, I saw it, but I was afraid of being abrupt, so I asked!"

"What do you think, sir?"

"Women can't see their faces accurately, they have to look at palmistry!" Old man Zhao swallowed a mouthful of saliva!

"Good!" the woman shyly rolled up her sleeves and stretched out a white and slender hand!

Old man Zhao smiled slightly, reached out and grabbed the hand, touched it carefully, it was slippery and greasy, soft, so comfortable, and he couldn't help but lose his mouth: "It's so slippery!"

"What did the gentleman say?"

"Oh! I say good fortune!" he hurriedly replied to his seriousness, but his hand refused to let go, and when he touched and touched, the woman's face was flushed!

But Old Man Zhao didn't speak for a long time, and she didn't dare to take it back, "What did Mr. see?"

"Hmm... It's a bit complicated...... Well, I'll take a closer look, girl, don't worry!"

So she tossed and turned, touched and pinched, and became even more presumptuous, and when the woman couldn't help but withdraw her hand, "Well, the girl is blessed, she didn't worry about money and food since she was a child, but there will be changes in a few years, and your marriage is here!"

The woman nodded, "Sir, are you saying that I will have the opportunity to meet the person I want to meet in a few years?"

"Well, that's right, but it depends on creation!"

The woman was about to ask again, but not far away, a voice suddenly came from a calling girl, "Miss Qin, you are here, my mother is looking for you everywhere!"

The woman's face tightened, and she hurriedly took out a handful of silver from her cuffs, and there were a lot of them, and all of them were put on the table, "There is Mr. Lao!"

And the old man Zhao looked at the back but was stunned, "Damn, I guessed wrong, look at what she is wearing, she is rich and powerful, I thought she was the daughter of a rich family, she couldn't bear the loneliness, and she came to ask about marriage, but I didn't expect it to be a dusty woman!

He picked up the teacup and was about to drink water, but he found that the tea in the cup had already been drained by himself, he slapped the table, "Little bald donkey, go to the teahouse opposite and refill a glass of water for me!"

It just so happened that the little monk was about to be entangled and went crazy, and at this time he had an excuse, "Haole!

After speaking, he didn't look at Yuzu's ugly face, and immediately jumped up from the ground and ran to Old Man Zhao's side!