Chapter 615: Three Stars Shine on You
Chapter 615: Three Stars Shine on You
"This fellow Daoist's words are very wrong!"
Liu Yi said, "QQ and WeChat are symbols of the times! In the current era, who still uses a flying sword to pass books, or a weak method of transmitting sound for thousands of miles! Look at it, it's just such a gadget!"
As he spoke, he reached out and took out his mobile phone, and lit it up to a few Taoist priests, "See? It's just such a little thing, my magic weapon, and this software, after you install it, just shake it gently...... You see, you see that this is a beautiful woman, right! A few Taoist friends have been practicing for so long, and they are all single, right? I can't pay the feng shui plate, I can't pay it back, put on a WeChat, and then shake it a few times, and you can shake it to a big beauty! But occasionally it will shake a man or something, so ignore it!"
"Not bad......"
Several Taoist priests couldn't help but get excited, and their eyes fell on Liu Yi's mobile phone.
"Right? You can give it a try! Come on, this fellow Daoist, I see that you have a good face, and your luck should be good, why don't you take it and try it, can you shake a sexy and enchanting beauty!"
"Ah, is it me, is it really me?"
As soon as the young Taoist priest heard that Liu Yi had chosen himself to test this treasure, he immediately became excited, cautiously, took the mobile phone with trembling hands, and shook it lightly in his hand as carefully as holding an egg.
The phone made a rustling sound, and Liu Yi picked it up and looked at it.
"Oh, yes, it's a sexy girl!"
A big wave girl appeared directly on the mobile phone screen, and several Taoist priests laughed obscenely.
"Come on, let's talk to her, maybe there's something to be gained!"
"Yes, can I talk to someone?"
"Yes, look, I'll show you!"
Liu Yi immediately pinched the voice button and said loudly, "I'm a local tyrant, can I come out and make an appointment?"
"What do you mean by dating a shot?"
"It's just to come out and double cultivate and improve the cultivation of both sides. ”
"Oh my God, this, is this going to work?"
"Don't worry, listen. ”
Soon, the other party replied, his voice delicate, with a little shyness.
"Oops...... Don't be so direct...... People aren't such casual people...... At least eat and watch a movie......"
The Taoist priests were dumbfounded, and they couldn't believe their ears.
It's so easy...... Make an appointment...... Double Cultivation?
This...... This treasure is amazing!
"Everyone, look, this baby is amazing, with this, why worry about double cultivation without sister paper!"
Liu Yixin said that anyway, just a mobile phone, just go back and buy another one.
"Good, good...... This baby is so ......."
Those Taoist priests were all happy, and they were about to leave with their mobile phones, when a Taoist priest on the side was already red, and suddenly couldn't help yelling.
"me, give me a break!"
The Taoist priest roared, startling the others.
"Tang Xin, what's wrong with you?"
"Yes, Sixth Senior Brother, what's wrong with you, so excited?"
"You're all fooled!"
The Taoist priest called Tang Xin blushed and shouted thickly, "What kind of magic weapon is this, it's clearly his mobile phone! This guy is using WeChat to make an appointment! Do you think it's so good to make an appointment, Lao Tzu has failed to make an appointment for two years!"
Liu Yi immediately covered his forehead, he didn't expect Fuxi Hall to have such a fashionable ...... Forehead...... Diao Silk ......
It's really a thousand calculations, but it's hard to calculate people's hearts......
No matter how you count it, it doesn't count into the cabinet gate faction like Fuxi Palace...... There's also such a masturbation diao......
"Don't fool us with this kind of thing that is hundreds of dollars!
"No, no, Dao Ye has rich experience in dating artillery, and he is mighty and domineering!"
Liu Yi arched his hand at the Taoist priest and said.
"Of course......"
The Taoist priest suddenly felt that the more he heard this, the more unpleasant it became, and his face suddenly sank, and he said loudly and angrily.
"What's the matter, what nonsense are you talking about with this guy! Brothers and sisters of Fuxi Palace, don't let this kid go today! Let him go, and our feng shui plate won't be able to get it back!"
"Yes! Grab him!"
A group of people from the Fuxi Hall immediately became fierce again, and the happy scene before was gone.
Liu Yi shook his head lightly, what a group of guys who turned their faces and didn't recognize people!
"I said, even if you look for me, it's useless, the feng shui plate is not on my body, what's the point of catching me?"
Liu Yi said.
"Hmph, you and that demon girl are in the same group, it's useless to say anything now!"
"Yes, arrest you, torture you, don't believe you don't confess!"
A group of people from the Fuxi Hall shouted one after another.
What is the difference between these guys and robbers!
"In that case, are you going to do it?"
Liu Yi sighed, then raised his head and looked at these Taoist priests of the Fuxi Palace.
"Hmph, if you don't tell the truth today, it's your death!"
"That's right, let you see the power of our Fuxi Palace!"
As he spoke, the people of Fuxi Hall all stretched out their hands, ready to launch a spell against Liu Yi.
"You're a disciple of the Outer Pavilion, your name is Liu Yi, right?"
That Hu Derong seems to have inquired about Liu Yi's affairs, "Although you have a good reputation recently, you are still in the limelight at the Tianxia Dao meeting in the outer cabinet." However, that is the Outer Pavilion, and it can't be compared to our Cabinet at all! More than a thousand years ago, when my Cabinet disciples were vigorously preparing to cross the Tribulation, the Outer Pavilion disciples had just entered the Immortal Cultivation Realm! So, you think that you are very powerful in the Outer Pavilion Immortal Cultivation Realm, but in the Cabinet, you are nothing!"
"That's right, our spell can attack and kill you easily!"
"Surrender quickly, you won't die!"
"Uncle, you guys talk a lot of nonsense. ”
Liu Yi stretched his waist, and then said, "I didn't want to go to war, but you guys are aggressive to this job, and you say what else to do? If you want to fight, then let the horse come!"
"This guy is pretty crazy!"
"Teach him a lesson, let him know what a cabinet is!"
Those Taoist priests of Fuxi Hall started one after another, and Liu Yi put on the imperial armor while looking at their gestures in his hands!
For a while, all kinds of spells burst out directly, colorfully, with various attributes and abilities, bombarded Liu Yi's body!
"Bang bang bang!"
Liu Yi's body was quickly overwhelmed by those charms, and disappeared in an instant in a pile of flames, thunder and lightning.
"Haha! This is the end of offending our Fuxi Palace!"
"Are we going to be too heavy...... What should I do if he dies?"
"Oh grass! I forgot about such a big thing!"
These Taoist priests woke up one after another, and hurriedly prepared to check if Liu Yi was still alive.
And at this moment, a strong wind suddenly rose, and Liu Yi, who should have been bombarded into slag by everyone's various spells, happened to stand there dignifiedly, wearing a black armor, carrying a general black spear in his hand, playing with a gun, and then waved his hand to disperse the smoke.
"What?"
"This ...... It can't be!"
Those people in the Fuxi Hall all had straight eyes, they were all great masters of the earth level, and they were all powerhouses with about fifteen or sixteen stars!
This time, it turned out to be ...... Not even a disciple of the Outer Pavilion can deal with it!
Looking at him, he seems to be unharmed!
That's unscientific, isn't it?
"Your attack...... It's really a bit weak, is this the strength of the cabinet?"
Liu Yi patted the smoke and dust on his body, and then said with a smile, "If you only have this strength, then don't blame me for being unkind." ”
"Don't be rampant! Look at my heavenly ghost technique!"
A Taoist priest roared, stretched out his hand, and unscrewed one of his bottles!
Suddenly, a black smoke flew out of the bottle, and the black smoke turned into a huge giant with a height of 100 meters in the blink of an eye, yellow eyes fell on Liu Yi's body, and two red flames erupted from his nose.
"Let the poor heavenly ghost take you in!"
The Taoist priest's heavenly ghost is very powerful, a pair of giant palms are like two hills, pressing on both sides of Liu Yi, as if he wants to slap Liu Yi directly like a mosquito, and slap Liu Yi into meat paste!
"Optimus Prime. ”
Liu Yi didn't dodge either, he stood in the air, let go of the scorpion tail gun, and then pushed it out with both hands.
Two huge golden palms flew out, directly blocking the palms of the huge heavenly ghosts!
"Boom!"
The two liliang strands collided together, forming a strong air wave in the air!
"Heavenly ...... Unexpectedly...... Even the liliang of the heavenly ghost has been blocked!"
The Taoist priest was so shocked that he screamed again and again.
"Leave the screams behind. ”
Liu Yi said, shaking his hands, and then pressed down.
"Whoa!"
That day, the ghost's huge arms were directly dragged down by Liu Yi's hands!
Suddenly, billowing black smoke came out from the shoulders of the heavenly ghost, and he wailed in pain!
Liu Yi casually threw down those two arms, and then flew up and kicked on the scorpion tail spear floating next to him.
"Whoosh!"
The scorpion tail spear flew out immediately, directly piercing the head of the ghost that day!
The crimson flames instantly ignited the body of the Heavenly Ghost! The Liliang of the Red Blood Codex was not something that the Heavenly Ghost could compete with at all, and it was burned to ashes in an instant!
"Poor Heavenly Ghost......
The old Taoist priest cried in an instant, sadder than his dead son!
This heavenly ghost was fed by his five hundred years of hard work, and he was killed in an instant!
"Okay, who's going to be next. ”
Liu Yi lazily withdrew the scorpion tail spear, put it on his shoulder, looked at the Taoist priests of the Fuxi Hall who were already stupid in front of him, and asked.
"You...... Who the hell are you......"
That day, the ghost was very strong, but he was eliminated by Liu Yi with a wave of his hand...... What is the origin of this man?
"I, I'm just a soy sauce maker in the immortal cultivation world. ”
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders, "Also, I'll tell you the truth, don't say I don't know where that woman is." Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. Because, she is the master's woman! Whoever wants to touch her, first ask the scorpion tail gun in the master's hand!"
As he spoke, his body suddenly flashed and appeared in front of Hu Derong, and the tip of the gun in his hand was pressed against Hu Derong's wriggling Adam's apple.
"Next time, let me see you pester...... This spear will come out of the back of your head!"