XVI. Three Stooges
Yang Mingjian saw Ye Benshan's thoughts, shook his head and said: "The soldiers will block, and the water will cover it." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info The cow ghost snake god is here, so please ask Taishang Laojun to help. A sentence of urgency is like a law! Taishang Laojun will be able to possess you immediately. There is Taishang Laojun possessed, your Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, and God blocks and kills God. There's something terrible. “
Ye Benshan glared at him angrily, still thinking about Ma Mingshan's sentence "I will definitely look for you again", and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. Ye Benshan thought to himself, this Ma Mingshan must come back to find me, judging from his tone of speech, there must be something important to find him. However, after thinking about it, apart from harboring and harboring the murderer Wei Ren, there could really be no other major matter.
At this time, Mu Guiying suddenly patted his head and said, "My head." Young Master Yang, I almost forgot. Three more people are coming for you today. “
Yang Mingjian seemed anxious to know where they went, and hurriedly asked, "Where are they?"
Mu Guiying said: "I said that the son is not here. They left a note and hurried away. “
Before Yang Mingjian could speak, his hand had already stretched out, and he said, "Where's the note?"
Mu Guiying took out a note folded in half from his sleeve and stepped forward to hand it to Yang Mingjian. Yang Mingjian opened the note, read it again, crumpled the note, threw it into the garbage basket, turned around and was about to leave, Ye Benshan stopped him and said, "It's almost dinner now, where are you going?"
Yang Mingjian was slightly stunned and said, "They are in the "Xiangyun Inn" in the east of the city, I am going to find them." ”
Ye Benshan asked scoldingly: "Which of your friends is this, you take care of them, and you don't care about Master Xiao and Miss Xiao." ”
Yang Mingjian just wanted to explain something, Xiao Lu happened to kill him with a resentful look, Yang Mingjian immediately surrendered, and said: "These friends of mine in the rivers and lakes, they are afraid that I am in danger and insist on helping me." Then I'll go back to them tomorrow. ”
Xiao Tianyou suddenly asked, "Ming Jian, where is your friend?"
Yang Mingjian smiled happily: "They are the "Zhuge Liang" I invited. ”
Ye Benshan seemed to feel funny, and said, "Zhuge Liang?"
Yang Mingjian had a proud expression, and said loudly: "Haven't you heard of it? These three are croaking stinkers, not stinky stinkers. ”
Ye Benshan said: "Aren't you talking nonsense? I thought you really had great powers and boundless mana, and you could invite Mr. Wolong, who was hundreds of years before his death, back to the world? It turned out to be three stinkers who had the same smell as you. Aren't you bragging?"
Yang Mingjian smiled, closed his lips and blew hard into his face, and said, "I'm bragging! I'm bragging! At that time, we were born and died, we shared weal and sorrow, we lived in the same room, ate at the same table, but the bed was too small, but it was not to the point of sleeping in the same bed. ”
Ye Benshan said: ""You blow a ......", he was about to scold the best word, but suddenly thought that something was wrong, and swallowed the word "fart" back to himself, and changed his words: "The person who can impress the son must be a master with unique skills." Where are the three sacred?"
Yang Mingjian smiled: "I don't know where they came from, anyway, I know that they were all born by their parents, not from the pile of demons and monsters." More importantly, I know that their hearts are made out of flesh, not from wolf hearts and dog lungs. That's all, they're my friends, not enemies. ”
Ye Benshan, Xiao Tianyou, and the others were very curious in their hearts, who are these friends of Yang Mingjian? However, looking at Yang Mingjian's nonsense, he would never tell their details.
After dinner, Ye Benshan asked Mu Guiying to bring food to Wei Ren, and Yang Mingjian also asked Mu Guiying to bring some Jinchuang medicine and other medicines by the way, and Zhao Shiying also happened to come back to tell Ye Benshan: "The matter has been done." ”
At the beginning of the lanterns, the night outside was hazy, but the hall of the Changsha rudder of the Justice Gang was brightly lit.
Ye Benshan and the others had already sat down, Ye Benshan saw that Yang Mingjian was still at the door, he was explaining some things to Mu Guiying, Ye Benshan didn't care about taking a sip of tea, and suddenly blurted out a sentence in his heart, saying, "Yang Mingjian, are you a man?"
Ye Benshan came up with this sentence for no reason, which made Yang Mingjian confused, and he said inexplicably: "Where did I provoke you?"
Ye Benshan's tone had a ruthlessness that hated iron and steel, and said: "You kid is more muddy than that muddy boy! The people you should care about don't see you care, and you don't need the people you care about, but you are very attentive." “
Seeing that the signs were not good, Mu Guiying saw the opportunity to act, and hurriedly said goodbye to Yang Mingjian, so he hurriedly slipped away first.
Yang Mingjian soon came to his senses, he looked at Xiao Lu, it was okay if he didn't look at it, this time he really knew that he only knew how to sacrifice his life for brotherhood, and he didn't understand the beauty of the moon before the flower.
Ye Benshan still did not give up, and said: "As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you will be diligent, and you will either be a traitor or a thief." I don't understand, can you have a leg with him, is there any treasure in that muddy boy that is worth your picture?"
Yang Mingjian smiled bitterly and said, "Friend, he is lonely, what's wrong with me caring about it?"
Ye Benshan said disapprerovingly: "Is it too redundant for you to care? Can you take his place as his wife?"
Yang Mingjian asked rhetorically, "Does he have a wife?"
Ye Benshan was almost like a god, the more he talked, the more energetic he became, and said: "He doesn't have a wife, and you don't have to work so hard to please, he doesn't have a wife now, I will help him find it." Not tonight, I don't know if when you get up tomorrow to see him, he'll have a wife. Just please yourself. “
Yang Mingjian said indifferently: "I see that you just dream too much, and your speech is like sleepwalking." “
Ye Benshan shook his head suddenly, let out a long sigh, and said, "I finally understand a truth now. “
Yang Mingjian was stunned and said, "What is the reason?"
Ye Benshan said quietly: "Why do flowers be inserted on cow dung? Because vases like you are just imaginary, I don't understand the style, maybe it's okay to hold cow dung, if you use it to insert flowers, flowers can't live." If you fill it with cow dung and put flowers in it, you deserve the vase to be smashed!"
Yang Mingjian said: "I think you just ate too much tonight, and you broke the." Mouth full of nonsense!"
Although Yang Mingjian's mouth was inseparable from Ye Benshan's fight, his eyes glanced at Xiao Lu from time to time, only to see that the more Ye Benshan scolded him, the happier the smile on her face became, as if she wished that someone would help her get angry. He finally understood in his heart, why did Ye Benshan make a big fuss about him for no reason?
Ye Benshan and Yang Mingjian fought with each other, crying ghosts and gods in the world, and the people who watched were thrilling, only stunned, and there was no room for interjection.
Finally waited until Ye Benshan and Yang Mingjian's saliva was also dry, and their voices were hoarse, the two picked up the teacup and raised their necks to drink it, Zhao Shiying hurriedly went up to pour tea, but the tea just poured was still hot and hot, and the two of them were extremely thirsty, and they couldn't drink it if they wanted to, so they simply didn't bother to speak.
At this time, the hall suddenly became much quieter!
Xiao Tianyou took the opportunity to interject a sentence at this time, and said: "Thanks to Lord Ye Helm's warm hospitality tonight, Xiao Mou is here to thank you." Wait for me to go back to the inn with Lulu, and tomorrow I will also want to put incense on the pillar in front of Brother Xuanyuan's grave to worship my old friend. “