Chapter 110: I Only Know About Microwave Ovens
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"Be careful!"
Wen Xinru, Wang Yuyan and Ah Zi, the three girls exclaimed at the same time, and flashed over at the same time to protect Chu Yao. However www.biquge.info their movements were also different, among them, Wang Yuyan directly stretched out her hand to block in front of Chu Yao, her eyebrows were closed, her teeth were clenched, and she didn't dare to look at how the leather whip that broke through the air was whipped on herself.
Wen Xinru, on the other hand, pulled out her long sword with a bang and quickly faced the leather whip. If you want to move my man, you have to ask the long sword in the hand of this holy woman if she agrees. If you look so ugly, you dare to say that you are a beautiful man, do you know how the word shame is written?
The best is Ah Zi, although after following Chu Yao for a period of time, she is no longer the poisonous girl and demon girl in the people of the rivers and lakes before, and she no longer learns any poisonous attacks, and wholeheartedly learns the Ling Bo Weibu taught to them by Chu Yao, and the Holy Maiden Heart Sutra given by Wen Xinru. But now, someone wants to touch her man, it's just the rhythm of death.
Therefore, when I saw Ah Zi dodging over, he reached into his arms and took out two pills, and flew towards the four elephants. That's right, it's two, and it's her last two, and she won't be wrong, and she won't count wrong.
Sou!
The speed of the pill was much faster than that of the four-like leather whip, and when the leather whip was still in mid-air, the pill had already reached his face, hitting his forehead very accurately, and bursting open. Immediately, a basket of bright smoke spread out, enveloping all the heads of the four dislikes.
"Ahh
Rumble!
With a loud bang, Si Wei fell from the horse's back and fell to the ground, covering his face on the ground and constantly rolling, and kept wailing, so that everyone around him couldn't help but feel goosebumps all over his body. The people behind him hurriedly dismounted, looking anxious, while constantly asking what was going on.
Among them, a middle-aged man in his forties glared at Ah Zi angrily and shouted: "Stinky girl, what have you done to our son, say it quickly!"
Ah Zi smiled coldly, his lips turned upward, and he said lightly: "It's nothing, it's just throwing him two poisons......"
"What?" the middle-aged man exclaimed, "You...... You actually used poison on our son! Antidote! Hurry up and hand over the antidote! Do you hear!"
Ah Ziyi frowned and said, "I'm not deaf, how can you not hear it when you're so loud?" The key is ...... Why should I hand over the antidote? If you ask me to hand it over, in my father-in-law's words, isn't that too shameless?
This made the middle-aged man so angry that he almost smoked from his seven holes. If it weren't for his martial arts skills, the other party was using poison and looking at people with good strength, he would probably have to make Ah Zi pay the price for what he said. But this doesn't mean that he has retreated, if something happens to the son, they can't afford it.
So, the middle-aged man glared at Ah Zi and shouted: "Stinky girl, hurry up and hand over the antidote! If the son has three longs and two shorts, the microwave mansion will make you repay it a hundred times!"
At this time, Chu Yao gently pushed aside the three women, stepped forward to look at the middle-aged man, and smiled with a smile on his nose: "Microwave Mansion? You said you are from Microwave Mansion?"
"Exactly!" The middle-aged man suddenly became proud: "Acquaintances, hurry up and hand over the antidote, otherwise...... I won't let you have a good time!"
Chu Yao smiled faintly and said, "What is the microwave mansion? Lao Tzu only knows about microwave ovens." ”
"Presumptuous! you ......"
Syllable!
There was a loud bang, and before the middle-aged man could say the next words, he only felt a flower in front of him, and there was a hot pain on his face, and then there was a 720-degree turn on the ground, and in the light of the sky full of small stars, it smashed to the ground with a bang. The corners of his mouth were bleeding, and several teeth were rolling into the dirt.
This drastic change stunned everyone on the lookers, and they all looked at Chu Yao blankly, not knowing where this young man was. Everyone knows that the Microwave Mansion is the Yamen Mansion in this area, and it is extremely protective of its shortcomings, and many Jianghu forces dare not provoke it easily. And this young man, that slap was not ambiguous at all.
"You...... Do you feel me?" the middle-aged man finally recovered, looking at Chu Yao with an incredulous expression.
Syllable!
After another slap in the face, Chu Yao smiled evilly and said, "I'll hit you, I'll be presumptuous, how can I drop!"
The middle-aged man lost another tooth, and after spitting out the blood in his mouth, he glared at Chu Yao angrily: "Wait...... Wait!microwave ......"
"Microwave oven...... No, it's Microwave. Chu Yao slapped the middle-aged man to the ground again, and then, one slap after another was imprinted on the middle-aged man's face, and three words were repeated in his mouth: "Microwave Mansion, Microwave Mansion, Microwave Mansion......"
Everyone was dumbfounded, what kind of freak is this, how can he catch a person and keep pumping? And he didn't use any internal force, it made people feel painful and sober, excessive, too fucking excessive. Don't...... Does this guy have a penchant for slapping people? Or does he have a feud with the Microwave Mansion?
A quarter of an hour passed, Chu Yao finally stopped, and after blowing his hand, he complained: "Really, what are you doing with such hard bones? Your hands are throbbing, can you still beat people happily? Remember to eat more, don't be so thin next time." ”
"Poof~~~"
Vomited blood, middle-aged man vomited blood...... No, it was spurting blood, or the kind that sprayed wildly, staining Chu Yao's clothes red, making this guy quickly jump away and shout: "Damn! I just pumped a few times, it's not so serious, and it's so spectacular and terrifying." I said, uncle, you don't touch porcelain, right? ”
The grievance in the middle-aged man's heart, the one rising, I can't wait to pinch the guy in front of him to death, but he is also a person who practices martial arts, and he can feel it, if he does it himself, the young man in front of him only needs to move his fingers, and he has to go to see the king of Hades. So I can only endure it first, and I can only suffocate it first.
Although he didn't understand what it meant to touch porcelain, the middle-aged man knew that it was definitely not a good thing, so he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said, "I...... I'm mad at you!Brute, you're a ......" Speaking of this, the middle-aged man couldn't say any more, he felt the terrible chill in Chu Yao's eyes, immediately closed his mouth, and instinctively reached out to cover his face.
"The children can be taught!"
Chu Yao nodded, and then turned his gaze to the four dislike who had been stunned by his actions and no longer wailed, and after wiping his nose, he showed a creepy evil smile, which made the four dislike tremble all over, and hurriedly rolled on the ground, letting himself be as far away from this terrible guy as possible.