Volume 1 I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when she is gone, Chapter 99 Love is like poop
Yang Jiayu and the others were dumbfounded, and a captain's order turned all their efforts into vain.
Shameless!
actually used the identity of the captain to oppress people.
But there is no way, when I came, there were rules in the Soul Courtyard to obey the captain unconditionally. Besides, they can't beat Mi Menghua, and resistance is only abused.
The four of them were like deflated balls in an instant.
Then they looked at Hazawa, who was wandering not far away, and their faces were full of anger, and they howled like wolf cubs and rushed over, venting their anger on him.
Love is like poop, sometimes you work hard for a long time, but it is still a fart. Sometimes I don't try very hard, but it is so fierce that I can't stop it.
Mi Menghua's love is the latter kind of stool.
He would never have dreamed that Bai Bilei would throw him an olive branch, and said it so clearly, as long as he was obedient to her in the future, he would agree to be his companion.
Definitely 100 according to 100 things.
Mi Menghua began to swear and swear, and said a lot of obedient words to Bai Bilei, Bai Bilei smiled and said: "It's better to say than to sing, so what kind of meeting gift did you prepare for me?"
"Sister Lei, whatever you like, I'll give you what! If you want stars in the sky, I'll pick the whole starry sky for you! If you want a mountain full of flowers, I'll move the whole mountain to you!"
Bai Bilei giggled, so happy that Mi Menghua's heart trembled, and she shouted in her heart: From now on, the beauty is her own!
"It's oily and smooth, not serious at all! Bring the ring, I'll see what the treasure is!"
Mi Menghua handed over the ring with a fart, Bai Bilei didn't seem to have much interest in the treasure, and took out the number plate and gently crushed it.
Mi Menghua lost his figure in shock.
"Come here!"
Bai Bilei snorted, Yang Jiayu and the others stopped chasing, panting and looking back.
While they were surprised by Yu Ze's flexible footwork, they were even more surprised that Mi Menghua was no one, that is, in an instant, could he have been eaten by Bai Bilei?
The four of them walked up to Bai Bilei in fright, and Yang Jiayu asked, "Sister Lei, where is Captain Mi?"
"Don't mention that guy! The toad wanted to eat swan meat, wanted to chase me, didn't even have a decent gift, was scolded by me, and ran away crying. ”
The four of them didn't have the heart to think about why Mi Menghua ran so fast, as long as he ran, they were happy.
finally had a chance, and Mi Menghua was not in front of him, so a new round of slander began.
"Come on, come on! Come on, can you do it another way, my ears are calloused!"
Bai Bilei was too lazy to talk nonsense with them, and said straight to the point: "I know that the four of you are interested in me, let's open the skylight and say something, whoever gives me a satisfactory gift, I am who's who, if you don't have a gift, go away as soon as possible, don't be an eyesore!"
How could the four of them fall into the wind, and they took out treasures one after another, including elixirs, treasure armor, and secret tips for exercises.
Bai Bilei didn't even look at it, and said angrily: "Do you dare to take out such garbage to fool the old lady? Take out the storage bag or ring, and the old lady will pick it herself!"
The four of them scrambled to hand the storage equipment to Bai Bilei, and Bai Bilei took it in her hand and suddenly smiled and said, "Go home!"
Bai Bilei suddenly crushed a number plate, and one person disappeared in an instant.
Seeing their teammates disappear, the other three woke up in amazement, jumped up to grab the number plate, but were bounced off by the wall.
Trapped?
The three of them watched the number plate being crushed, but they were helpless, and scolded Bai Bilei in their hearts for being shameless and collecting money in such an insidious way.
Seeing that it was only the two of them, a hearty laugh rang out: "Xiao Ge, your plan is so good!
Xiao Ge smiled and said: "It's still Miss Murong who plays well, otherwise how can there be such an effect!"
"You're scolding me?"
"No! No, I praise you!"
Xiao Ge hurriedly raised the topic and said, "Miss Murong, do you guess that the soul courtyard is lively now?
"I'm too lazy to guess!
Looking at Murong Lan's nymphomaniac, Xiao Ge really didn't dare to be polite, and was busy thinking about it.
Murong Lan said softly again: "Xiao Ge, your Illusory Word Trick Soul Technique is quite good, and I want to learn it too." ”
Xiao Ge said: "Miss Murong, I'm afraid this won't work! Master said, if you casually teach the skills he taught to outsiders, you won't recognize me as an apprentice!"
Murong Lan was not angry, and said softly: "I am not an outsider in the future, you will always teach me!" After speaking, he covered his mouth and snickered.
Xiao Ge couldn't speak, grabbed his hair, and didn't know what to say.
"Oh no! These freshmen are entangled in the greedy crowd, we have to save them!"
"Brother Gu, we were ordered to rob the beast core, and there is no benefit in saving people, and the effort is not flattering, and it is extremely unworthy!"
Baili Xing saw that Gu Yourong wanted to wade into troubled waters, and was busy persuading. He knows the ferocity and eccentricity of Bian, likes to eat bloody flesh, and will not give up if he does not eat his prey.
Wei Jun also felt the same way, he continued: "Assessing new students is similar to experience, if we shoot, they will not get the sharpening they deserve, I think it is the right way to let them solve the danger by themselves." ”
"Saved!"
Gao Yating didn't say much, but every word was on the acupuncture point: "Half a cup of tea will kill people!"
Gu Yourong said: "In the past, there were no old students in the freshman assessment of the Soul Academy, why did they have it this time? I think snatching the beast core and increasing the difficulty of the freshman assessment is just a superficial phenomenon, and this should also belong to our experience." Abandoning greed, tempering the Dao heart, and condensing the heart of justice is the focus of our coming. Just imagine, racking your brains to snatch a few beast cores from the hands of new students, how can you make your Dao heart strong; if you don't save yourself when you see death, you are afraid of moving forward, and you don't help people get out of trouble, how can you have a righteous heart. Without a righteous Dao heart, no matter how strong we are, we will go to the evil path. ”
A sturdy black boy next to him nodded like a rice peck, and Gu Yourong said, "Look, even dumb people understand the truth, why don't you understand?"
In a word, the dumb man laughed in shyness, and Baili Xing and Wei Jun were shy in laughter.
At this time, the danger was full of dangers, and there was no time to delay, Gu Yourong ordered: "Baili and Wei Jun will attack the right wing, Yating and Dumb will attack the left wing, and I will attack head-on." Act now!"
The mute man has abundant soul power and great strength, holding a pig-slaughtering knife, and killing him with a knife wherever he goes.
He was an ordinary man, a butcher since he was a child, and he accidentally discovered that he could use his consciousness to interfere with the slaughtered livestock, and he always did so, so that it was easier for him to kill and the livestock was less painful. Later, it was discovered and excavated by a soul cultivator, cultivated for several years and sent to the soul courtyard.
Gao Yating's strength is small, but her knife is thin and sharp, and her greed is in a trance under the interference of soul power, so she will be killed with a knife at the vital point.
Not to be outdone, Baili Xing and Wei Jun were both speared, even picking and sweeping, and they couldn't get close, and they were killed and wounded.
Gu Yourong's strength was infinite, he held a mace in his hand, and smashed it directly on the head of the greedy boy, and the greedy man who hit it immediately burst out of his brain and died.
Five new forces joined, and the morale of the new students was greatly boosted, and the battle was defeated and retreated. For some reason, today's greedy Yan actually changed his normal state, did not stalk, and chose to retreat, but he also retreated a few dozen meters, and then looked at the crowd.
Xiao Ge and Murong Lan originally wanted to help, but when they saw the old students helping the new students to break the siege, they didn't take action, stayed in the hidden formation and watched, and they also admired this group of old students.
It was Yuzhou Sheng who was besieged by Greedy Biao, and when he saw Greedy Biao retreating, Captain Jiazhang hurriedly thanked him. He arched his hand to Gu Yourong and said: "The grace of saving each other is unforgettable!
Gu Yourong said lightly: "In Xia Gu Yourong, Xie doesn't have to." We're here to rob you of the core, and we've taken care of your troubles by the way. Please take out sixty percent of the beast core, Greed is still there, I don't want to kill each other, let Greed Biao benefit. ”
Of course, I am not happy to be robbed.
Yuzhou Sheng's mood instantly completed the jump from spring to winter, and the gratitude just now was gone, and it instantly turned into resentment. However, no matter how slanderous they are, they can only do it, they have also seen the skills of slaughtering Greedy Biao just now, and resistance is only for the sake of abuse.
Just when Yuzhou Sheng was about to take the beast core, a few screams suddenly came out of the greedy group, and I saw that there were four greedy people who were suddenly very excited, with high-pitched voices and shining looks.
What kind of nerves does this greed have?
Everyone didn't know why, and stared at Wan Yu in a daze.
"Oops! Big trouble!"
Xiao Ge shouted: "No wonder Greed Biao changed his normal retreat, it turned out to be a safe place to advance." ”
Murong Lan asked, "Has Greedy Biao been promoted?"
Xiao Ge said: "Well, the four-headed greedy boy has advanced from the late stage of the third order to the peak. Looks like we've got work to do again!"
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