Chapter 134: The Cat and the Mouse
"Ha~~"
Yiyun looked listlessly in the mirror, he brushed his teeth lazily. There was a knock on the door in the bathroom, and Ye Qingmei said unhappily outside the door. "Is there a mistake? You have to lock the door when a man washes?"
"Who do you think I'm doing this for?" Yiyun said vaguely, rinsing his mouth. "In case I'm wearing panties and you push the door in, what if I'm going to be a bully or a bow to be a bully? ”
"Hey, who are you comparing to that kind of faux pas?" Ye Qingmei threatened through the door. "If you don't get out of here, I'll cut off the bow under your crotch!"
"Yes, Yes, Your Majesty Queen..."Yiyun wiped his face, yawned, opened the door, and dodged away from Ye Qingmei, who walked into the bathroom unceremoniously and slammed the door shut.
Yiyun walked lazily to the living room, his body suddenly paused when he passed by the false window of the living room, and then slowly turned his head and looked at the two toothbrushes on the windowsill.
"Ahh
He scratched his head, puzzled. "So what was I brushing my teeth with..."
"Ahh
Just as he was in a daze, Ye Qingmei's sharp exclamation suddenly came from the bathroom.
Yiyun was hit head-on by the sound of at least 200 decibels, and he woke up directly, he was smart, and then rushed to the bathroom quickly, pushed the door open, and said while pushing back. "Little leaf, what's wrong..."
Halfway through his words, he froze in place.
I saw that the faucet, which had been renovated, was smashed by some violent means, and the water column was sprayed miserably there, and the marble comb table revealed several shocking cracks, and the crack center. There was a puddle of yellow stuff spread there like a round cake.
"Old, old... Mouse!" Ye Qingmei, who had lost his face, pointed to the round cake on the table and screamed again.
"Huh?" Yiyun asked, pointing to the thing, word by word. "Is this a mouse? Are you sure?"
"How could I be wrong about that disgusting thing?" Ye Qingmei had a tear in the corner of his eye. She looked at the combing table with palpitations, still holding her fist with her pinched knuckles white.
In my heart, I mourned for a few seconds for the rat brother who died at the hands of the demon king. Yiyun sighed heavily, and he spread his hands helplessly.
"Please, please keep these words in mind - if you come across anything that makes you fire up in the future, give it to me, okay? The house at home can't stand your toss!"
Hearing what Yiyun said, Ye Qingmei's cheeks slowly turned red, and she just wanted to say something, only to hear an old sigh from somewhere.
"Ouch..."
"Ahh
"Hey!" Yiyun roared angrily, covering his hot left cheek. "Am I scaring you? I don't want to become Brother Rat's miserable end!"
"Ouch... This little brother..."
The old man's voice slowly turned from dull to clear, and the two of them followed the voice to the prestige. The 'round cake' on the comb table where the cracks were found slowly crept up.
It's like a golden pancake slowly standing up from your kitchen counter, and shaking off the burnt residue on your body along the way.
The two of them were able to swallow an egg with their mouths wide open at this time.
The round cake turned over, and a stretched and wide facial features appeared in the center of the round cake, and the originally narrow eyes were the size of a ping-pong ball under the expansion of the round cake, just like the exaggerated description in the cartoon.
"I didn't mean to scare you..."
The round cake looked at the two of them and said lightly.
At the same time, seeing the glorious Yiyun of the round cake, he roared several times in his heart and lay down. No wonder there was no blood spilled, I thought it was because the skin was too tough, it turned out that this thing was a monster!
"It's not just a mouse, it's a youkai... Hehe. He chuckled dryly. He looked at the tyrannosaurus beside him with some concern.
Unexpectedly, it was very calm, but I saw Ye Qingmei looking at the round cake with a puzzled expression, with a smile on his pretty face, and an expression that was obviously 'cute'.
Yoshiyun's expression was like swallowing a fly at this time. He didn't choke.
What is that? An expression that wants to touch but doesn't dare to touch it, what's so cute about this thing? What is that hand hanging in the air for? Can I saw it off?
"That..."Ye Qingmei twisted his body, withdrew his hand and didn't dare to look directly at the round cake. She kept her head down and wringed her hands. "Can I go shopping with you in a moment?"
"Hey, it's disgusting, stupid woman, why? Why was you scared to death? Why is it so cute that you are stupid to death now?" Yiyun roared in his heart,
"This young lady. It's just an old rat demon who can't make a weapon. ”
The flattened part of the cake slowly swelled, like a shriveled balloon filled with gas. The sunken ears popped out of the edges with a thud. Grayish-yellow limbs protruded out of that place.
The rats, which were originally very 'fat', have lost weight.
It looked to be very old, and its originally straight back was hunched down as if it were carrying a heavy mountain. The sharp chin is full of white stubble, and a pair of small squinted eyes gleam with a calculated light. The smooth head has two big provocative ears, which looks very cute.
Its fur is dull yellow, chapped and rough.
Every time the mouse spoke, it was as if it had been squeezed out of its throat, filtered through the rings of time, with the hoarseness peculiar to twilight, and the struggle peculiar to the end.
Yiyun looked at the mouse quietly, and from its calm gaze, he seemed to have discovered a lot of wonderful stories.
"The old man has come to entrust you, youkai clerk. The mouse coughed violently, he looked at Yiyun hoarsely, and said seriously.
Yiyun's body shook when he heard this, and he asked in an unbelievable tone. "You're a monster, come to me for a commission, right?"
The mouse nodded, speaking slowly.
"Little brother, maybe you've heard my name, my name is Jerry. ”
The two were stunned and looked at each other.
"I have an old enemy, and it's Tom. ”
"Isn't it?" cried out. Yiyun, who came back to his senses, suddenly lay down in front of Jerry, and he stared at the dying mouse and asked word by word. "You're Jerry from Cat and Mouse?"
"Really? hehe. Jerry laughed dryly, but coughed violently because it involved his lungs.
After a long while, Jerry slowly stopped coughing, and he looked at the two of them solemnly. "That anime is really based on the story of Old Man and Tom, and it's not wrong for you to talk like that. ”
"That's," muttered Yoshiun, who was in a great shock.
"Do you need coffee to get scared?" Jerry's little hand fumbled with the fur on his stomach for a moment, then he pulled out a cup of steaming coffee, which was twice his size, and handed it to Yiyun.
He asked blankly as he stared at the coffee. "That toothbrush just now..."
Jerry tilted his head, his little hand fumbling a black toothbrush from his fur and shaking it in front of him. "You're talking about it?"
Yiyun nodded stiffly.
Jerry suddenly became very lonely, and he sighed. "That's what old man and Tom are capable of. ”
"The whole body is animated. ”
"Animated?" Ye Qingmei's eyes saw many little stars, and she didn't know what she was muttering longingly.
Ignoring a certain, Jerry continued.
"It's a very embarrassing ability that connects fantasy and reality, and then turns one's body into an immortal body!"
"Is there really a legend of immortality in this world?" Yiyun said in surprise. "Even the legendary undead can't be truly immortal, okay?"
"So, it's a very embarrassing ability. Animated in the early stage, there is no combat power at all. Jerry sighed and slowly recounted his past.
He was originally a very ordinary young rat demon, who was lost with his people in a war and suffered from displacement. By chance, he was smuggled to London, and on the same boat, he met his lifelong enemy. Tom the Cat Demon.
"Who are you?" the blue kitten blinked her glass-colored eyes and looked curiously at the weathered little mouse.
The little mouse looked at the kitten vigilantly and did not speak.
"My name is Tom. The kitten stretched out its fluffy ball of flesh and arched the little mouse. "Please advise!"
"My name is Jerry...", the little mouse touched the meat ball and looked at the kitten hesitantly. "IMHO..."
"Your coat is so colorful. ”
"......" The attentive faces of the two immediately collapsed.
"Huh?" Yiyun pushed Ye Qingmei, who was also confused, in confusion, and asked uncertainly. "What did this guy just say?"
"I'm a little unclear either..."Ye Qingmei shook her head with a small frequency, and she muttered. "This kind of beautiful story suddenly pops up at the beginning of a very amazing sentence..."
"That's all. Jerry suddenly said angrily. "Sure enough, the cat demons are all unreasonable creatures, the old decay is obviously just a very ordinary hello to it, and it actually swords against the old decay!"
"Hey, it's you, it's unreasonable, right? You're the one who attacks someone else casually, right? After all, you deserve it, right?"
Yiyun roared.
Jerry paused, he said in disbelief. "But at that time, the old decay was not deeply involved in the world, even if you accidentally said something wrong, you will be forgiven, right?"
Yiyun covered his forehead. "It's one thing to be untouched by the world, it's another thing to deliberately find fault. ”
Jerry puffed up. "That's because you don't understand the pain of old age - the ability to animate is against the sky, but it comes at a great cost, one of which is that you have to keep a certain agreement for the rest of your life. ”
"Oh?", Yiyun felt fresh when he heard what Jerry said. "Could it be an equivalent exchange or something..." (To be continued......