Ling Yue saw from afar that on the bank of the Tianhe River, there was a large group of Tianhe water army eating barbecue in piles of three or five, shouting and drinking while eating, thinking: This Tianhe water army is really good at playing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The Monkey King likes to join in the fun, snort, and leads the horses to the Tianhe Water Army.

Tianma's movement was so big, it had already alarmed the Tianhe Water Army.

At this time, a general wearing silver armor, holding a nine-toothed nail rake in his left hand and a grilled fish in his right hand stood up, he took a bite of the grilled fish, and then asked inarticulately: "Who are you? Why did you run into my heavenly river?"

Seeing the iconic nine-toothed nail rake, Ling Yue could still recognize the identity of this person? He observed with great interest this second senior brother who had created a great name in later generations, this person was obviously not a pig at the moment, and he was still a little handsome, but his face was honest and looked dull, Ling Yue thought to himself how could such a person become the Marshal of Tianpeng, who was the head of the Four Saints of the North Pole.

The Monkey King replied: "I am the Imperial Horse Supervisor Bi Ma Wen is also, Wu that boy, there is something good to eat and drink, hurry up and serve it." ”

Marshal Tianpeng rolled his eyes and showed a wicked smile: "It turns out that you are the hillbilly who saw that the Jade Emperor was not rude, and the official who was a little bigger than Bi Ma Wen Sesame can also make you proud like this?"

Ling Yue sweated wildly, thinking that whether this Zhu Bajie was reincarnated or after reincarnation, the nature of this poisonous tongue had not changed at all, and the monkey was definitely going crazy now.

Unexpectedly, Marshal Tianpeng didn't have any eyesight at all, and without waiting for the Monkey King to reply, he said: "I often hear people say that the heart is ape, let a monkey take care of Tianma, I really don't know what Tianzun thinks?"

Ling Yue was stunned, Zhu Bajie offended two people with one sentence, and they were all people he couldn't afford to provoke, it was okay to scold the monkey, and by the way, even the boss Jade Emperor also lost a handful, just this virtue, even if he didn't tease Chang'e, Marshal Tianpeng's oily and fat position would not last long.

Just when Ling Yue was in a daze, recalling the meaning of the word "Heart Ape Yima", the Monkey King was already furious, leading the Tianma to rush towards the Tianhe Water Army.

Generally speaking, the cavalry and the navy are good at winning the field, and on the plains, the navy is a meat target in the eyes of the cavalry; in the rivers, lakes and seas, the cavalry is a dumpling that cannot swim in the eyes of the navy; a land battle and a water battle. The navy is in Tianhe, and according to conventional thinking, the navy has an absolute advantage. But don't forget, the horses here are not ordinary horses, but heavenly horses that can soar through the clouds, and the leader will not be ordinary people, but Sun Monkey who dares to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. As a result, the Tianhe Water Army was miserable.

Under the trampling of the iron hooves of the heavenly horses, under the wild sweep of the golden hoop stick of the monkey king, and under the teasing leadership of Marshal Tianpeng, thousands of water troops in Tianhe collapsed at the touch of a button, like dumplings, and sank to the bottom of the river one after another, leaving only the stupid Marshal Tianpeng and the monkey to death.

After a few rounds of hard shaking with the monkey, Marshal Tianpeng felt weak and weak, and there was a sharp pain in the tiger's mouth, so he couldn't help but say, turned around and fled, and plunged into the Tianhe.

The Monkey King couldn't fight in the water, and after chasing for a short time, he surfaced, and while ordering the horses to trample on the water, he made the golden hoop stick thicker and longer, and messed around in the Tianhe.

But the Tianhe River is so big, the Tianhe Water Army can't be provoked, and it can still be hidden, hiding from a distance, hiding quietly, watching the crazy Bi Ma Wen turn over the river and the sea.

After the Monkey King made a fuss for a while, he rode back to the Imperial Horse Prison, gathered all the subordinates such as the Prison Supervisor and the Supervisor who were dozing off or gambling together, and asked, "You give me an honest explanation, what is my official title of 'Bi Ma Wen'?"

Zhongdao: "No taste." ”

The Monkey King suppressed his anger and asked, "How do you call it 'no product'?"

The crowd said: "The end." Such an official, the lowest and the smallest, can only watch the horse with him. After the arrival of the Emperor, he was so attentive that he was fed the horses, and he only got the word 'good', and if he was a little bit bad, he would be held responsible, and if he was very injured, he would be punished and punished. ”

When the monkey king heard this, he couldn't bear it anymore, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Despise the old grandson like this! The old grandson is in Huaguo Mountain, calling the king and the ancestor, how can you coax me to raise horses for him? The horse breeder is a junior in the future, and he humiliates me too much! Don't do it! Don't do it! I'll go!"

Suddenly, the public case was pushed down, and the treasure was taken out from the ear, and the thickness of the bowl was disguised, and the number was solved all the way, and it went straight to the Imperial Horse Prison and went to the South Heavenly Gate.

All the Tianding knew that he had an immortal record, which was considered to be within the system, so they didn't stop him and let him go out of the gate of heaven.

In a moment, the Monkey King has returned to Huaguo Mountain.

Prime Minister Ma Liu and General Bangba are both first-class talents, and the management of Huaguo Mountain is in good order, and the Monkey King saw at a glance that the monkey soldiers and the monkey generals and the demon kings from all walks of life were training on the mountain, and they were very troublesome.

The Monkey King shouted loudly, "Little ones, the old grandson is back!"

The group of monkeys came to kowtow, greeted into the depths of the cave, invited the monkey king to ascend the throne, and said in a wall of wine and wind: "Congratulations to the king, the upper realm has been going for more than ten years, and now it is a glorious return to his hometown." ”

The Monkey King said: "I've only been around for half a month, and I've been there for more than ten years?"

The monkeys said, "King, you are in heaven, and you don't know the hour." One day in heaven is one year in the lower realm. May I ask the king, what is the official position?"

The Monkey King shook his hand and said: "It's really embarrassing to say! That Jade Emperor doesn't know how to use people, he saw Lao Sun like this, and he named me what 'Bi Ma Wen', it turned out that he was raising horses with him, and he had no grade or grade." I didn't know it when I first arrived, and I was only playing in the Imperial Horse Prison. and today I met a stupid and stupid Marshal Tianpeng, only to learn. Lao Sun was annoyed, pushed down the table, dismissed the official, and walked down. ”

The monkeys said, "Good come! Good come! The king is the king in this blessed place and is at ease, why should he be a groom?"

Prime Minister Ma Liu instructed: "Little ones, hurry up and bring wine, and send down the fire with the king." ”

The Monkey King was drinking, but Ling Yue was thinking about another question. "One day in the sky, one year on the earth, if I remember correctly, the Jade Emperor has gone through more than a thousand eons in the heavenly realm, each calamity has 129,600 years, which is more than 100 million years old, if you multiply it by another 360, the conversion of the age of the human world is 560 billion years old, which is older than the age of the earth and the age of the Big Bang. By the way, the Big Bang! When heaven and earth were first born, there was only Hongjun, and after Hongjun there were Sanqing, and this Jade Emperor must have been a long time later than Sanqing. It can be seen that Hongjun may have had a ...... at the time of the Big Bang."

Just when Ling Yue was getting bigger and bigger, and gradually he couldn't figure it out, a monkey came in.

"Report to the king, there are two one-horned ghost kings outside the door, and I want to see the king. ”

After a few pots of wine, the Monkey King was already completely troubled, and said, "Let them in." ”

The two one-horned ghost kings ran into the cave in full clothes and bowed down.

The Monkey King asked, "What are you doing with me?"

The ghost king said: "I have heard for a long time that the king is recruiting talents, and I can't see it; is willing not to abandon the lowly, accept the villain, and also have to follow the work of dogs and horses. ”

The Monkey King was overjoyed, put on the ochre yellow robe, and the crowd happily arranged to worship, that is, the Ghost King was named the vanguard of the former governor.

The Ghost King thanked Enbi and asked, "The Great King has been in the Heavenly Court for so long, what position has he conferred?"

The Monkey King said depressedly: "Jade Emperor Qingxian, what kind of 'Bi Ma Wen' will I make!"

When the ghost king heard this, he played again: "The king has this magical power, how can he raise horses with him?

When the Monkey King heard this, he was very happy, and said a few "good! good!" and instructed Marshal Ma Liu: "Just set up a banner for me, and write the four characters 'Monkey King' on the flag, and hang it immediately." From now on, only call me the Monkey King, and no longer be called the King. From now on, it will be passed on to the cave demon kings, and they all know it. ”

Ling Yue calculated for a while, because he had no information in his hand, the information in his mind was limited, and it was difficult to distinguish between right and wrong, so he decided to put aside the problem of this century, anyway, he had enough questions, and there was no shortage of this one.

Unexpectedly, after listening to the words of the one-horned ghost king, the doubts in his heart arose again. "This one-horned ghost king is obviously not the demon king of the seventy-two caves of Huaguo Mountain, because those demon kings have long been submitted, so it can be inferred that the one-horned ghost king is definitely not from Huaguo Mountain, so how did they know that the Monkey King returned to the mountain? So when the monkey went to heaven and didn't know whether Bi Ma Wen's official position was big or small, whether it was good or not, how did they know that Bi Ma Wen was a minor official and a groom? Well, let's assume again, they just knew. The third question came, how could they dare to offer such a sensitive thing as an ochre yellow robe to the Monkey King? This is clearly going to rebel, to create a rebellion against the heavenly court! Who gave them such courage?"

Ling Yue thought again, the Monkey King might be conceited and arrogant, this Marshal Ma Liu was a knowledgeable and knowledgeable person, how could he not stop the Monkey King's misdeeds?

Well, there are too many questions to answer, so I'll put it there again. (Ling Yue sighed, what did he do when he crossed over?Is it a riddle or a case?)

Ling Yue always felt that the appearance of the unicorn king was a bit weird, so he decided to investigate. However, these two monsters are honest on weekdays, they do their duty, they don't say much, they don't do much, and they have a good relationship with the seventy-two demon kings and all the monkey generals, and no one can be offended. Doesn't look like a problem at all.

However, in Ling Yue's opinion, no problem is the biggest problem. The one-horned ghost king defected to the Monkey King, offered ochre yellow robes, and gave the title of Monkey King, this kind of rebellion against the sky is not something that ordinary people can come up with and do, and those who can do such things must want to get great benefits, just like Zhao Kuangyin was added by his general yellow robe. Those generals, who don't want to rely on this support to get some big gains.

But it's such a bold monster, and now he suddenly becomes honest, he doesn't say a word, no one can be offended, he is cautious, his sleeves are breezy, and the two are compared, if he wants to say that they have no purpose, Ling Yue doesn't believe it anyway.

Ling Yue wanted to remind the Monkey King, but thinking that the Monkey King at this time only listened to flattery, not advice, and still had some insight into his own machine spirit, he had to press this thought and rot this conjecture in his stomach.