Gu Taiji's job fair
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Gu Taiji stood in the recruitment market with his last resume in his hand!
Thinking back to the questions of interviewers from various companies in the recruitment market just now, Gu Taiji has been hit hard until now.
"Your name is Gu Taiji, do you know Taijiquan?"
"Gu Taiji, why didn't you fill in the column of your parents? What did your parents do?"
"Your life goal column, become an immortal?young man, don't be addicted to games! what, becoming an immortal is your mother's life goal for you?"
"Young man, you didn't take any medicine when you went out, did you?"
"Young man, your hairstyle is too frustrating!"
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One question after another still echoes in Chen Taiji's head.
This resume was given to her by her mother before she left. He also said to be an honest person. But is this honest?
Originally, I had a complete family, although it was a little weird, but after all, it was a family of three.
Mom called Zang Yulian, and dad called Taiwa. Although my inexplicable surname is ancient. However, when I graduated from college, Daddy Taiwa was transformed into a woman, and when Daddy Taiwa took off his hat that night and showed his long hair, I was going crazy.
Am I your own?
Daddy is a woman? Blind me! How can this be?
Well, the four years of college training have also given me a certain understanding of the multiple organizational structures of this society, and I still know that 'Lala' exists. I just didn't expect it to happen to my parents.
You tell me that I'm a foster. You say I was born to my mother?
How can there be such a fool, I am your own son.
But when I asked who my father was, my mother said that he was not in this world.
I knew I shouldn't have asked, and I was sad about my mother.
But my mother said that some time ago, my father brought some letters.
Me: "............!"
Mom isn't crazy, is she?
I'm going to find my father, no, my stepfather, it's not, anyway, let's call it Taiwa's father, I'll find Taiwa's father and quietly ask about my father.
But Taiwa's father said that she is also her father's wife.
Me: "..................!"
You elders really know how to play.
Taiwa's father went on to say that she should be my father's sixth wife, and my mother is my father's fifth wife.
Me: "..................!"
I don't know how to accept this news, it's so informative, I'm not blind in my eyes, I'm blind in my ears!
So, I'm an illegitimate child?
My dad has six wives, I have six moms, Dad, you are my idol Wei Xiaobao!
But Taiwa's father, no, I should call my sixth mother and say, my father's six wives are all chasing him, if he wasn't too upright and gentlemanly, I don't know how many wives there are now.
Me: "..................!"
Pity me for four years in college, and I haven't mixed up with a female ticket, Dad, where are you, give some guidance to your son!
Curious, I asked my mother, my dad is no longer here?
As a result, in exchange for my mother's ear scraper, she said that I was talking nonsense, how could there be a son who cursed Lao Tzu, and asked me to rinse my mouth for a long time, and my gums were bleeding before I stopped.
I'm your own son!
It's not good to kiss my son, if I say bad things about my father, I have to teach a lesson, even the sixth mother who loves me the most. I could only accept this tutor with tears in my eyes.
I asked where my dad had gone. Why don't you come to see me?
Mom said that Dad was doing big things.
I thought, do big things? Is my dad a rich man?
Although the pocket money my mother gave me every month made me unable to hold my head up in front of my classmates. But the two mothers wear gold and silver every day, and when they spend money and swipe their cards, they have to buy a suite when they travel to a place, and they put the luxury goods they bought during the trip, and my dad must be very rich.
The two mothers said, "My dad wrote to me that he couldn't spoil me?"
I asked my mom, what big business is my dad doing?
Mom said: "Your father is working hard to become an immortal, and so are you, and your goal in the future is also to become an immortal!"
Become an immortal?
Me: "..................!"
Standing at the gate of the job fair, I was speechless. What kind of pit son's life experience is this?
At this moment, there was a commotion at a recruitment desk not far away.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, that's the car of the Warring States Group! They're also recruiting employees?"
"The Warring States Group, the world's largest technology group, has topped the top 500 Warring States Group in just three years?"
"Didn't the Warring States Group always recruit only the world's top geniuses? Einstein's IQ value did not meet the entry standard of the Warring States Group?"
"If I enter the Warring States Group, it will be good!"
"Hello, I am a master's student at Tsinghua University, and this is my resume!"
"Hello, I am a doctoral student at Peking University, this is my resume!"
"I just got back from studying at Harvard!
"I'm a graduate student at the University of Cambridge!"
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The international students from prestigious universities all showed fanatical expressions and rushed to the recruitment desk. In the blink of an eye, eighty percent of the people in the entire job fair rushed to the recruitment desk, hoping that the interviewer of the Warring States Group would be blind and choose himself.
Even, the interviewers of some companies quickly handwritten a resume, hurriedly left their company, and went to the interview.
There was a commotion, all of them were people, squeezing Gu Taiji around.
Gu Taiji looked at the Warring States Group in the distance in astonishment.
Mom seems to have mentioned it, what do you say about the products of the Warring States Group, they are all rubbish?
The sixth mother also seemed to have mentioned it, saying that the secretary general of the Warring States Group, last time I gave her a global credit card, and I swiped it casually, but the sixth mother said it was too ugly, so I didn't ask for it.
It's about this Warring States bloc, right?
How many people crowded into that interview table. There were a few burly bodyguards to maintain order, and there were five interviewers sitting there, but Gu Taiji could see clearly that all the interviewers were actually waiting for a beautiful woman, who was wearing white-collar professional clothes, and the huge upper circumference almost squeezed the chest buttons. Standing at the back, looking at the crowd of black pressure, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.
However, even with this disgusting look, countless applicants are also eager to apply.
"Damn, I'm the general manager of the Asia-Pacific region of the Warring States Group? As long as she says a word, she will definitely be able to join the Warring States Group!"
"Bai Wujiao, it's really her, she hasn't shown up for a year, I heard that her eyes are above the top, Ma Shoufu, Wang Shoufu invited her many times, but she couldn't invite her to dinner!"
"I heard that she has a very high vision. No one has ever been in her eyes, she came for an interview, do you really want to pick someone?"
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Countless people looked at Bai Wujiao, a burst of excitement, a burst of obsession, obsessed with her beauty and nobility, and her ability to dominate the Asia-Pacific region. What kind of person does this need to be valued by her?
How many talented students are even more excited to grasp their resumes, and it seems like a great honor to let this Bai Wujiao take a look.
Bai Wujiao's face was expressionless, and she looked at the black crowd with cold eyes. Suddenly, as if he had seen something, there was a glimmer of joy and excitement in his eyes.
Stepping forward, Bai Wujiao slowly walked towards the crowd of black oppression.
Without bodyguards, Bai Wujiao himself seems to have a powerful aura, a queen-like momentum, and everywhere he goes, the black crowd weirdly makes way for a way.
Bai Wujiao walked step by step towards the depths of the crowd.
The crowd was noisy, and countless people also showed curiosity.
The direction in which Bai Wujiao went was exactly where Gu Taiji was.
"Ah, you've squeezed my resume!" Gu Taiji shouted to an interviewer at a company.
"I remember your resume, boy, you're crazy about playing games, right? I want to be an immortal, I want to be crazy, right? What a bullshit resume, tearing it up is your education!"
"I also remembered, this kid, I don't know where it came from, the resume is really miserable!"
"Students from third-rate schools don't have any good grades, so they are embarrassed to come to the interview?"
"Look at his chicken nest head, I'm here for an interview, and I won't tidy it up!"
"Get out of here, boy, the recruitment of the Warring States Group, you also have the face to interview? Don't look in the mirror!
"The whole job fair, you look the most scummy, and you still have an interview? 100 years, don't think about finding a job!"
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A group of mocking yells could be heard all around. There is malice from interviewers from other companies, and there is malice from recruiters who are blocked by Gu Taiji and can't squeeze in.
At this moment, Gu Taiji, who had counted down, clenched his fists. There was a wave of anger in my heart.
"What's wrong with me being the head of the chicken nest? What's wrong with me coming out of a third-rate university? What's wrong with me just not getting good grades? You can interview the Warring States Group, why can't I interview the Warring States Group?" Gu Taiji was too uncomfortable, and suddenly broke out and roared.
At this moment, perhaps Bai Tianjiao had come closer, and the surroundings were strangely quiet.
Gu Taiji roared angrily, extremely loudly, and everyone's eyes widened. Then the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, boy, if you can join the Warring States Group, I'll eat my shoes!"
"Hahaha, just your chicken nest head, you still want to join the Warring States Group, laugh at me, if you can enter the Warring States Group, I can be the president of the country!"
"Dream, boy, don't get out of here, you're in the way of worshiping the manager!"
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There was a lot of ridicule all around.
Gu Taiji grabbed his resume like a dog gnawed and looked depressed.
But at this moment, a slender jade hand suddenly took over the broken resume in Gu Taiji's hand.
"Huh?" the laughter all around him stopped.
Because the owner of that jade hand is not a bystander, it is the general manager of Bai Tianjiao, who is sought after by everyone.
She took the dog-gnawed resume, and she didn't know how to despise it. Many people are waiting to see the ancient Tai Chi jokes.
"Gu Taiji, classmate Gu, now, on behalf of the Warring States Group, I sincerely invite you to work in the Warring States Group, I don't know, are you willing?" Bai Tianjiao carefully looked at her resume, and then said excitedly.
"Huh?" everyone's faces froze, what is the situation? What does General Manager Bai Tianjiao's excited expression mean?
Want to recruit this ancient Tai Chi?
"Uh, you're talking about me?" Gu Taiji was slightly stunned. Somewhat uncertain.
Everyone around was also curious, yes, did you say the wrong person?
"That's right, it's you, Gu Taiji, are you willing to join the Warring States Group and work with me?" said Bai Tianjiao in anticipation.
Everyone around: "..................!"
Many people unconsciously looked at the sky to see if the sun had risen in the west, such a frustrated teenager? Such an excellent regional manager? That thirsty look, something was wrong! No, it seemed that he had thrown a flattering eye? Really, I must have been blind.
"Didn't you hear what they said just now?" Gu Taiji said in amazement.
"I heard it, but I don't think it's bad, your hairstyle is unusual, I don't know how handsome, I like it so much. What about third-rate universities, our group doesn't care about academic qualifications, what we care about is people's personal ability, so before Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain, didn't he bring soldiers, so many people, I think you are the most worthy of our group's recruitment, I don't know if Gu classmates can give in?"
The eager eyes, how many candidates were heartbroken, and the flattering eyes thrown one by one made countless admirers crush their hearts into scum.
You are the richest man in the horse and the richest man in the king, and you don't look at it. You are a godly girl with eyes above the top and an iceberg with a cold face.
Are you giving a frustrated man a flattering look that keeps flattering?
Is this really fake?
Gu Taiji seemed to feel the deep malicious eyes of the people around him again.
Maybe the two mothers are too beautiful, and Gu Taiji also has a certain immunity to the beauty of worshipping Tianjiao.
"What position can I hold when I join the Warring States Group, how much is my salary, and do I pay five insurances and one housing fund?" asked Gu Taiji.
The eyes of the candidates around him widened.
As long as you join the Warring States Group, not to mention the salary, the company's benefits are much more terrifying, and any city in the world can buy and sell villas, and there will be one benefit every year.
You asked her about five insurances and one housing fund?
"Yes, as long as you want, you have it, as for the position, uh, you have little experience in the group, or, the general manager of China, you give in? Ah, you don't want it, okay, the general manager of the Asia Pacific region, my position is for you." I have so much power, classmate Gu, you can just make it difficult! There will be a lot of opportunities for promotion in the future. Bai Tianjiao said eagerly.
At the same time, the flattering eyes were thrown out, making everyone feel that not only her position, but also her people, you can take them home at night.
The entire job fair was silent. All of them had their mouths wide open, and there was an urge to vomit blood.
Bai Tianjiao actually gave in to this extent, just to keep this talent? This is a request that makes many people crazy.
The frustrated man still looked twisted. Pinching your own mouth?
Gu Taiji was indeed pondering, everything was too weird. It's like a dream. Unconsciously pinched his mouth.
"How about it, classmate Gu! If you have any other requirements, you can tell me!" Bai Tianjiao looked at Gu Taiji expectantly.
Look at Bai Tianjiao, Gu Tai Chi always feels unreal.
The hearts of everyone around him rose to their throats, and they looked at Gu Taiji with wide eyes of envy and jealousy.
Gu Taiji was silent for a while, and the entire job fair scene fell into dead silence, and the atmosphere was extremely weird, waiting for this twisted big boy to speak.
Bai Tianjiao was even more afraid that Gu Taiji would not agree, so she clenched her fists and couldn't wait for Gu Taiji to speak.
After being silent for a while, Gu Taiji swallowed his saliva and said, "I'm a little nervous, why don't I go to the toilet first?"
"I'll help you!" Bai Tianjiao didn't think about it, and blurted out anxiously.
The whole job fair site: "........................!"
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