Coming out of Changsha and walking along the street, Ye Benshan greeted an acquaintance every time he saw them. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Yang Mingjian patted Ye Benshan on the shoulder and said, "I haven't seen you for a few years, it's a good mix, it's quite popular." There are a lot of women. The whole street is pretty much your home. You confess honestly, how many mothers-in-law have you secretly recognized in this?"

As soon as Yang Mingjian made this move, Ye Benshan couldn't answer, and couldn't help but snicker sideways, without accosting him. In the crowd, suddenly there was a person with his head down, in his early twenties, holding a book in his hand, and at first glance he knew that it was a scholar, he was walking listlessly, holding a book and fanning the cool as he walked.

Ye Benshan's eyes were sharp, and he blocked his way with his body, and said, "Boy, are you out?"

The young scholar raised his head, he was originally angry, but when he saw that it was Ye Benshan, he suddenly became invisible again, he lowered his head again, bypassed Ye Benshan and wanted to leave. Ye Benshan's figure flashed, blocking his way again.

The scholar said: "Ye Daxia, what are you doing? Ma Zhutou is looking for me, and I am rushing to see him?"

Ye Benshan was suspicious and said, "Ma Zhutou is really looking for you?"

The scholar seemed to be in a hurry and said, "You don't believe it. Shall I take you with him to meet him?"

Ye Benshan saw that he seemed to be telling the truth, so he got out of the way.

Yang Mingjian looked at the figure of the young scholar who couldn't wait to leave, and said, "This person looks interesting. Where did he just come from? Was he out of prison?"

Ye Benshan asked rhetorically: "Could it be that his face looks like a traitor?"

Yang Mingjian paused and said, "According to what you say, he really doesn't look like him." But you do look more alike. “

Ye Benshan said: "you." This character is not simple. Not only did I know him, but the whole city had heard of his name. ”

As they talked, they walked into a restaurant, Ye Benshan ordered a pot of wine and a few appetizers with local characteristics, and then talked about the story of the scholar.

It turned out that last year, a snitch came to Changsha City, robbed several large families, and **** some women from good families. This incident alarmed the government, and those victims also reported to the officials one after another, and Zhizhou immediately sent Ma Mingshan, the head catcher of the Yamen, to arrest him with all the elite people, and Ye Benshan took the opportunity to see if he could eliminate harm for the people. Unexpectedly, he killed Cheng Biting Jin halfway, a muddy boy with low martial arts skills and a lot of courage, he found the snitch first, and entangled with the snitch for three hours, but he was beaten all over the body by the snitch, and almost lost his life, but fortunately, Ma Mingshan and Ye Benshan arrived in time to subdue the snitch. That muddy boy lay in bed for three months, and was grounded by his wife for half a year. Overnight, he became the most famous man in Changsha City.

Ye Benshan said angrily: "However, those rich people are really not good things, they usually eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, have big fish and meat, and have big hands and feet." No matter how much silver flowed out, they didn't blink an eye. This bastard boy was beaten half to death by the snitch for their robbery, and they didn't care, and none of them were willing to come to the door to thank them. This world is really unfair, all the advantages are taken advantage of by them, but we are angry and let us suffer for them. ”

Yang Mingjian thought for a while and said, "According to what you just said, this kind-hearted person has been grounded by his wife for half a year, and he has only been released now." ”

Ye Benshan nodded and said, "Childe is so smart, just guess it." However, do you know why this kid is so bold and dares to fight the snitch alone? This topic starts with the most showy kung fu in Changsha City. “

Yang Ming Jian said: "The most showy kung fu in Changsha City?

Ye Benshan said: "This kind of kung fu is called Tongjiaquan. “

Yang Mingjian: "I've never heard of it. This kind of kung fu is better than the kung fu of Shaolin and Wudang?

Ye Benshan said: "You haven't heard of it. But this is a household name in Changsha City, and everyone knows it. As for what's going on, I'll give you a detailed explanation. You see, my saliva is so dry. I'm about to run out of words. As he spoke, Ye Benshan called the shopkeeper over loudly and asked for two watermelons, and he said to Yang Mingjian: "It's really hot this day, wait a minute, you have to remember to pay me for this fruit." ”

Yang Ming said: "If you have a fart, let it go, don't sell it to me." It's not that you can't afford to pay this money. Listen to you, that can't wait. ”

Ye Benshan said leisurely: "You are in a hurry, you belong to the monkey, then the monkey is in a hurry! If you are really in a hurry, you will be in a hurry to settle the account first, and I will take a breath here first." Ye Benshan was eating watermelon, and he was playing tricks, and said: "This watermelon is so sweet! Don't you be in a hurry for the emperor, the eunuch is in a hurry." ”

Yang Mingjian glanced at Ye Benshan and said, "Your last sentence is wrong, it should be that the eunuch is not in a hurry, and the emperor is in a hurry." “

Ye Benshan said: "Do it, do it! You can say whatever you like." Who called you Childe? Anyway, I'm not an emperor, and you're not a eunuch. ”

Yang Mingjian didn't let go of Ye Benshan's lame feet as soon as he had the opportunity, and said, "Since you are not the emperor, who dares to guarantee that you are not a eunuch." ”

Ye Benshan said: "You have an endless deal." If you talk nonsense, I'll get out, I won't accompany you, is it easy for me to accompany you? I'll be kind to you, no money, no benefit, you don't have a heart. This prostitute will stay with you for one night, do you know how much you have to pay?"

Yang Mingjian said: "Stop, you speak carefully." I have nothing to do with prostitutes, you are being dragged into me? What prostitute accompanies me? It's good for you, you did too much evil in your previous life, and you didn't have a wife to accompany you, and now you want me, a big man, to accompany you. ”

Ye Benshan said: "According to what you say, it is really difficult for you."

Ye Benshan always whetted Yang Mingjian's appetite, but he wanted to speak and stopped. Yang Mingjian hated death in his heart, but he was helpless, but he still said patiently: "To get back to the point, I just want to know what happened to that Tong family fist?"

Ye Benshan said: "Speaking of that Tong family boxing, I am angry. ”

Yang Mingjian said: "What's the matter? The people of the Tong Family Fist provoked you and robbed you of your business?"

Ye Benshan said: "What kind of anger do I have for this kind of indiscriminate inferiority? I am angry for that muddy boy." That muddy boy has been forced by his mother to study hard since he was a child, and he has taken several township exams, but he has not been admitted, and he is almost stupid in the exam, but you also saw the bear just now. One day, he saw a notice on the street that Tong Jia Boxing recruited apprentices, thinking how powerful Tong Jia Boxing was, so he hid from his mother in order to learn Tong Jia Boxing, and did not read the book, and secretly carried a rice bag in the rice line for half a year, fortunately scraped together enough money, and then sincerely learned from the Tong Family Boxing. The result?"

Ye Benshan only sighed again and again, and paused again.

Yang Mingjian looked angry and funny, and said, "What are you sighing for? What happened to the result? Why are you talking and suddenly losing your breath again?"

"If I really lose my breath, I will be broken, can you save trouble? You must at least give me linen and filial piety to send me for three days and three nights. After speaking, Ye Benshan suddenly changed the topic and said, "Do you know the essence of Tongjiaquan?"

Yang Mingjian was a little confused, and said, "I haven't learned any Tongjia boxing. How do I know the essence of it? Did you secretly learn from the teacher and grasp the essence of it?"

Ye Benshan almost wanted to kick him hard when he heard this, and said, "you." He made me a turtle grandson, and I don't like it yet. The essence of this Tongjia boxing, four words, is not as good as bullshit. There is a saying that stinky farts don't make a sound, and loud farts don't stink. His Tongjia fist stinks and sounds, it's just shit. ”

Yang Mingjian also picked up a piece of watermelon, cocked Erlang's legs, and said, "What you said is really to the point." You are a person, this virtue, you are not a teacher to replace the popular people, you are really condescending. ”

Ye Benshan sighed leisurely and said, "This muddy boy took his hard-earned money and learned such a stinky kung fu, and he only believes in that Tong's dog .........." “

Speaking of "Tong Dog", Ye Benshan was afraid that Yang Mingjian would not know what he meant, so he explained it again, "The so-called Tong Dog is the nickname that everyone has given to that bastard now. That muddy boy was convinced of the nonsense of the Tong dog at that time, and after learning that bit of bullshit kung fu, he really thought that he could go to heaven and earth, but he stupidly ran to fight a snitch who flew off the wall, isn't this self-defeating?"

Yang Mingjian clenched his fists and almost smashed them on the table, but he raised them high, but he put them down, and he couldn't help but say angrily: "It's really unreasonable! This Tong family fist is really harmful! He doesn't know how many people have been harmed." This kind of scum without conscience, does the government care?"

Ye Benshan said helplessly: "These people are willing to come to the door to learn art, and he is indeed equipped with martial arts, but at best, he can order kung fu that is not as good as a three-legged cat." Look at the signs on the streets that he is recruiting his beloved disciples? This bastard is so shameless to openly swagger and deceive everywhere, no wonder he is called a "child dog," and he is a mourning dog. “