Wu Kai suddenly remembered the dream he had at night, so he took the time to check the two words he saw in his dream, and found that they were "nothing" and "extreme". "Wuji!" Wu Kai thought to himself: Wuji gives birth to Taiji, Taiji gives birth to two yi, two yi gives birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, gossip gives birth to all things in heaven and earth, can it be said that Wu Lai is really extraordinary?

But on second thought, whatever, it's just my son anyway. Thinking like this, Wu Kai was also relieved.

"Wu Lai, why did you sneak out to play again, and made other people's little flowers cry, see how I clean you up. Let you kneel on the washboard today!" Wu Kai said with a straight face.

"Brother Kai, the child is still young, it's nothing to go out to play, you weren't like this when you were a child. I heard that you knelt on the washboard every day when you were a child, do you want your son to do this?" Seeing Wu Kai teaching Wu Lai a lesson again, Wang Mei couldn't help but say something to protect her. Mothers, they all love their children the most.

Wu Lai thought to himself, "It's still my mother who is the best for me." ”

"Call you to be fierce to your son!" After speaking, he lifted his feet in high heels and kicked at Wu Kai, this kind of scene has been many times, Wu Kai saw this situation, and quickly dodged. "Wu Lai, come, go play mahjong with your mother, your mother is going to play mahjong all night today, just so you can accompany your mother, my mother was always alone before, so lonely! Now you are by my mother's side, my mother feels very relieved." ”

"Great, Mom. Wu Lai said happily, but immediately a little gloomy: "But those aunts always like to hug me and call me a little scoundrel." ”

"By the way, didn't you wean early, why do you still touch your aunt's breasts, and say why they are so small there, no wonder your aunts call you a little scoundrel. Wang Mei remembered this matter.

Wu Lai said childishly: "Mom, doesn't Dad say this every time he watches TV? And he sometimes sneaks at you!"

"Okay, Wu Kai, you dare to take a bad son, see how I clean you up. Wang Mei muttered to herself.

"Meimei, this, this is none of my business, I'll go to work first, you go play mahjong." Wu Kai obviously heard Wang Mei's self-talk, and as soon as the words fell, he picked up his bag and flew out.

"Wu Kai, you, you are a thief. Hmph, I'll settle accounts with you later. He turned back to Wu Lai and said, "Wu Lai, don't learn from your father, he is a scoundrel." ”

"But Mom, didn't I be called a little scoundrel? That little flower kept calling me a little scoundrel, that's why I beat her. ”

"Really, I knew I wouldn't give you that name. Wang Mei regretted it a little.

When Wu Lai was four years old, Wu Kai said to Wang Mei: "Mei Mei, Wu Lai is four years old now, he should go to school, right?"

"Okay, I'll take him to sign up and go to preschool first. Wang Mei thought for a while and said.

In this way, Wu Lai started to go to school, but when Wang Mei went to pick him up at night, she found Wu Lai and his teacher standing together, drooping their heads, and looking a little uncomfortable.

Wang Mei felt very strange, and hurriedly shouted: "Wu Lai, go, go home with your mother." ”

Wu Lai's teacher heard Wang Mei's voice, looked at Wu Lai, and hurriedly said, "Hello, you are Wu Lai's mother, right?" This teacher is about the same age as Wang Mei, about thirty years old.

"Yes, what are you looking for me?" Wang Mei replied.

"That's the case, Wu Lai, he, at a young age, seems to be some, how to say, some hooligans, he actually touched all the female classmates in the class. The teacher blushed a little when he said it.

"Ah, there's such a thing!" Wang Mei was shocked and hurriedly said, "Wu Lai, tell me, what's going on?"

Wu Lai looked at Wang Mei and said aggrievedly: "Mom, don't Xiaohua and I often play like that?"

Wang Mei naturally understood, so she said apologetically: "Teacher, I'm sorry, our Wu Lai only thought it was a child, and I went back to educate him well." ”

"Alas, you don't know, many little girls have been harassed by him today. The teacher sighed, she had taught many preschools, but only this child was the most special.

Wang Mei was embarrassed, so she had to apologize: "I'm really sorry." But he's just a kid and doesn't understand anything. When I get home, his dad and I will definitely educate him well. ”

Wu Lai said innocently: "Mom, doesn't Dad often sing: Little sister, let my brother touch you?"

Wang Mei blushed all of a sudden, and fled home with Wu Laifei like a flyer, and she had no face to see anyone!

"Okay, you Wu Kai, look at how I clean you up, you wait to kneel on the washboard!" Wang Mei had already made up her mind in her heart.

But I didn't expect Wu Lai to laugh secretly on the side, and sang in his heart: I'm just a little scoundrel, babbling and babbling!

After returning home, Wu Kai heard about this incident and said to Wu Lai with a straight face: "Wu Lai, Dad has to educate you well." Dad told you, we can be scoundrels, but we can't be hooligans, you are a little boy, you can't touch other people's little girls, that's hooliganism, you know?"

"Then Dad, what about you touching Mom? Also, I touched those aunts, they all let me touch them!"

Wu Kai couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to say: "That's not right, you are not allowed to do that in the future, otherwise you will have to kneel on the washboard, you must remember, you can't play hooligan, you are not allowed to touch other little girls." ”

"I said you both were going to kneel on the washboard, go now. Wang Mei was speechless to the father and son, and quickly interjected.

Wu Kai was about to slip away, but was pulled by Wang Mei: "Wu Kai, you have to set an example, otherwise your son won't know what to be educated by you." ”

Wu Kai nodded helplessly, and pulled Wu Lai to kneel on the washboard (spoof). (I only remember that when my cousin was in college, his father was afraid that he would not fit in, so he followed him to the university, pretending to be a ragged collector, in addition to collecting rags every day, he followed him, and just "took care" of him for half a year.

Xiaohua next door asked puzzledly, "Mom, what is that little scoundrel doing kneeling on the washboard?"

Xiaohua's mother hurriedly said: "He, isn't he just a little scoundrel? He must have disobeyed his mother and done bad things, so he had to kneel on the washboard." You must be obedient in the future and not do bad things, you know?"

"But his dad is also kneeling, can't it be a game?"

"They're scoundrels, don't pay attention to them, Xiaohua, let's eat!"

"Mom, can we give them a little bit of the food we gave Xiaobai?"

"But doesn't that little scoundrel bully you a lot?"

"Didn't Mom say she wanted to help others?"

"Well, our little flowers are really good, go back and help you get them to your mother. ”

Xiaohua said happily: "Xiaobai, come and eat fish." "I saw a white cat scurrying out.