Chapter 1 What a big monkey head
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"Look, watch, watch out, I'll punch you with a black eye!"
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"I'll go, if the uncle has no temper, get out of the way, otherwise the uncle will really beat you!"
Just when Wang Chuan couldn't help but want to beat people, the lord who was staring at Wang Chuan and kept observing carefully finally turned around and left with disdain, twisting his proud head and walking to the side proudly.
Wang Chuan breathed a sigh of relief.
This master just now is simply not human!
In fact, this person is indeed not human, lonely on a turn, with a thunderous mouth, covered with golden hair, and at this moment this creature is looking at himself with grinning teeth next to him.
This is already the third day after Wang Chuan's crossing, and when he first crossed over, he encountered such a monster and almost didn't scare Wang Chuan's urine out, but after figuring out the situation, Wang Chuan was a little happy to steal.
"Hey, you human, can you live forever?"
This was the first thing the monster said when he saw Wang Chuan, and after the conversation between the two, Wang Chuan was pleasantly surprised to find a good news and a bad news.
The good news is that I have crossed over, and I have traveled to the world of Journey to the West, and the thunder bull beak monkey covered with golden hair next to him is the legendary one!
The bad news is that this monkey has not yet apprenticed to Fang Cun Mountain, when he saw his way of crossing from the sky, he actually thought that he would be the legendary immortal law, and after pestering himself to no avail, this monkey actually became very interested in the structure of the human body, and secretly studied himself from time to time while he was not paying attention......
Just imagine, when you wake up every day and find a fierce monkey struggling to study with a focused expression like an underworld ****, how devastated are you?
Now Wang Chuan is facing such a dilemma, and from time to time he is studied by this monkey like a curious baby, and everyone feels uncomfortable - it is simply too uncomfortable.
But Wang Chuan didn't want to turn his face, not saying that he wanted to follow this monkey to get some enlightenment, just talking about his own force value, Wang Chuan might not have the confidence to beat this monkey.
When I used to watch CCTV, I felt that Sun Monkey was just a medium to low figure, and his body shape was even more cute, but after seeing the real Sun Monkey, Wang Chuan couldn't help but secretly scold CCTV Daddy, this monkey stood up straight and was half a head taller than Wang Chuan, and his golden hair was full of explosive pieces of meat, according to Wang Chuan's estimate, if he fought with this monkey, it was likely that he would not be able to hold on to even a round and would be beheaded......
This is a very sad conclusion.
From the monkey's mouth, Wang Chuan learned that the two were already in the boundary of Xiniuhezhou, but unfortunately they had not yet found the location of Fangcun Mountain, and Wang Chuan, who was really tired, woke up and saw the monkey holding a monkey head to study himself......
"Watching chess is rotten, logging Ding Ding, and the clouds are in the valley. Selling salaries and drinking, laughing wildly and cultivating himself. The path is high in autumn, and the pine roots of the moon pillow are bright in the sky. Recognize the old forest, climb the cliff and cross the ridge, and break the withered vine with an axe. Harvest into a load, in the song market, easy rice three liters. There is no competition, and the price is mediocre. will not be cunning, no honor and disgrace, and will prolong life calmly. Everywhere they meet, they are not immortals, they are Taoists, and they sit quietly and talk about "Yellow Court". ”
Just when Wang Chuan felt unlucky, a burst of singing came.
The monkey didn't think there was anything, but Wang Chuan was pleasantly surprised, generally speaking, some hermit masters want to make their own reputation, they will teach some singing words to the nearby mountain villagers, when Liu Bei looked at the thatched house, he didn't hear Zhuge Liang teach the villagers to sing the words, and now I hear this singing, isn't it the woodcutter at the foot of the Fang Cun Mountain in the Dojo of Su Bodhi Patriarch?
"Could it be that the damn wheel of fate is starting to turn?"
After the surprise, Wang Chuan hurriedly pulled the monkey, after a whisper, the monkey's face was happy, and he took the lead in the direction of the song, and Wang Chuan was stunned for a moment, and quickly got up, and howled in his mouth: "Empty, wait for me~~"
The monkey and the woodcutter didn't talk nonsense, and Wang Chuan and the monkey, who had been guided, ran straight up the mountain, and when they reached the top of the mountain, they saw a fairy mansion standing in front of them.
"That's right, this is it. Seeing the couplet at the door, Wang Chuan was excited and knew that he had found the right place.
At this time, Wang Chuan made a small calculation in his heart, since he has crossed over, then he will be safe if he comes, and such a big opportunity is in front of him, wouldn't it be a pity if he didn't seize it?
I don't want to follow the monkey to learn what seventy-two changes and somersault clouds, this is specially customized for the monkey by the Bodhi Patriarch, Wang Chuan is not extravagant, but if he can learn some other immortal methods, it is enough to settle down in this world full of gods and demons.
Wang Chuan suppressed the excitement in his heart, stepped forward and knocked on the door, and then retreated to the monkey's side, and fell to his knees like a monkey.
"Squeak~"
The door opened, and a Taoist boy of about seven or eight years old appeared, who was really handsome and strange.
"Who is this harassment?"
Dao Tong looked left and right, and after seeing Wang Chuan and the monkey, he suddenly realized, and said to Wang Chuan: "Master Fang Cai said that there is a Taoist seeker outside the door, it must be you." ”
After all, he didn't even look at the monkey, so he wanted to lead Wang Chuan in.
Wang Chuan was anxious, the person who sought the Tao said by the Bodhi Patriarch was a monkey, but this Dao Tong mistakenly thought that he was the person said by the Bodhi Patriarch, if the monkey did not enter, God knows if the Bodhi Patriarch would teach any immortal Taoism.
"This senior brother is not in a hurry. Wang Chuan got up and pulled a monkey, and said with a smile to Dao Tong: "This little senior brother, I will seek the Tao with this monkey, and I will let the two of you go in together." ”
"Oh, a monkey is also coming to find the way?"
"Exactly. The monkey also nodded violently on the side, seeing that he was about to enter the mountain gate to apprentice, if this boy only accepted the little white face next to him and did not accept himself, wouldn't the hard work of more than ten years of searching for immortals and visiting the Tao outside be in vain, so the monkey said anxiously: "Ask the senior brother to let me go in too." ”
Dao Tong scratched his head, looked at the monkey who was scratching his ears and cheeks, and sneered: "Well, since you monkey also want to find the way, then let's come in together." ”
Wang Chuan and the monkey looked at each other and smiled, overjoyed, and hurriedly got up and followed Dao Tong into this square inch mountain.
Although the name of Sanxingdong is a cave, it is actually a huge manor with a lot of things inside, although it is different from ordinary manors, but it is not much different.
On the top of the main hall, the Bodhi Patriarch sits on the head, and all the disciples of the Bodhi Patriarch sit on the left and right sides of the hall, the number is not much, everyone looks out of the door curiously, and the patriarch has not accepted disciples for a long time, but I don't know what kind of person came to worship this time.
Patriarch Bodhi squinted slightly, and when Wang Chuan and the monkey appeared together, Patriarch Bodhi's eyes widened suddenly: "Why are there two?"
Even the Bodhi Patriarch, with the calmness of a saint, secretly pinched his fingers and quietly calculated.
"This monkey with a golden body must be the Lingming Stone Monkey, but this monkey is also a trouble, and all kinds of catastrophes will be in the future...... Huh, the one next to him is a mortal?"
"Strange, can't you count?" Bodhi Patriarch pinched his fingers with the method of a saint to calculate, all the things made by the world, whether flowers, birds, insects, fish, people, immortals, ghosts, or monsters, could not find any traces of this person.
"Sure enough, the avenue is invisible. ”
It is true that Patriarch Bodhi is a saint, but it is a pity that his thirty-six algorithms can only count the things or **** that have existed in this world, and Wang Chuan himself belongs to a loophole, and he naturally can't count it when he appears in this world out of thin air.
"Well, since we came together, we will collect it together, and it may not be impossible to use it as a dark chess piece in the future. ”
After thinking about it, I saw that Wang Chuan and the monkey had already knelt on the ground and bowed loudly.
With a smile on his face, Patriarch Bodhi asked loudly, "Are you two here to seek the Tao?"
"It is precisely that the ancestor accepts his disciples as disciples. ”
When the two heard Patriarch Bodhi's question, they hurriedly replied, and then bowed down again.
Patriarch Bodhi nodded slightly, and then asked: "Who are the two of you, and say the name of the villager, it's not too late to bow down." ”
The monkey was more anxious, and when he heard the question, he hurriedly said: "The disciple is a person from Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, who has traveled thousands of rivers and mountains to come here, and hopes that the ancestor will accept me as a disciple." ”
Who knew that the Bodhi Patriarch suddenly became angry: "Blast me out, Huaguo Mountain is far away from here, across the vast sea, how did you get here?
When the monkey heard this, he hurriedly kowtowed and said hurriedly: "The disciple took a raft, crossed the ocean, and went through a lot of hardships to come here. ”
When the Bodhi patriarch heard this, he was no longer embarrassed for the monkey, and after saying a few more words, the monkey was named Sun Wukong, and he jumped up and down with joy.
After asking Sun Wukong, the patriarch turned his head to look at Wang Chuan again, he was more curious about Wang Chuan, and he also wanted to see what Wang Chuan would say.
"Patriarch, the disciples don't know where I come from. Seeing that the Bodhi Patriarch frowned, Wang Chuan didn't dare to sell Guanzi, who knows if he would slap himself down the mountain if he made this product unhappy.
"Disciple Wang Chuan, since he woke up a few days ago, he found that he had forgotten the past, and only remembered the heart of seeking the Tao, and after meeting Wukong, he went together. ”
Patriarch Bodhi was stunned for a moment, he never expected Wang Chuan's answer to be like this, but he didn't ask questions anymore, but ordered the disciples to arrange a place for Wang Chuan and Sun Wukong to live, and teach them etiquette.
After getting to know each other with the brothers, Wang Chuan returned to his room and lay on the bed, and the excitement in his heart gradually subsided.
I really can't imagine that one day I can worship Su Bodhi as a teacher like Sun Wukong, life is really amazing.
Thinking of Sun Wukong, Wang Chuan has a bit of a headache, as long as he follows Sun Wukong, then he must be fragrant and spicy in the early stage, even if he can't learn seventy-two changes and somersault clouds, but when the monkey makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, those Pan Tao Jindan must be indispensable, the only problem is that after the Heavenly Palace, the monkey was sentenced to five hundred years in prison because it was useful to Buddhism, and what about himself?
I'm just an outsider, if I follow the monkey to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and then I will be slapped on the wall directly, then I really can't buckle it, but if I don't follow the monkey, then Pan Tao Jindan will not have his own share.
And five hundred years later, Sun Wukong followed Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures and become a Buddha directly, which is how many **silk struggles for many lifetimes can not struggle, if you want to eat peach and Jindan, you can only follow the monkey to mix, the big deal is to wait until the time of the Heavenly Palace, he pretends that the stewed soup on the stove is not turned off, and the gas is not turned off.
It doesn't matter if you want to do it or not.
Early the next morning, Patriarch Subodhi gathered all the disciples, sat on the stage, and explained the Great Way.
It turned out that in Wang Chuan's memory, the most impressive passage of Sun Wukong's learning and art was that after the Bodhi Patriarch knocked three times on the monkey's head with the ring ruler, he followed the Bodhi Patriarch to open a small stove, and usually Bodhi preaching is basically sitting and drinking tea, meditating and chatting with the disciples and saying some nonsense that is not nutritious.
But this listening to the sermon, the idea is immediately different, the patriarch is worthy of being a rare saint in heaven and earth, the sermon can really be said to be the heavenly and the earth gushing golden lotus, say a while, talk for a while, talk for a while, although there are many obscure truths, but after the Bodhi patriarch said it in simple terms, it feels very different.
However, Patriarch Bodhi does not preach every day, generally speaking, he preaches on the first day of the new year and dispels doubts on the fifteenth.
And Wang Chuan sat on the futon under the hall, listening carefully to the patriarch's explanation, he suddenly had a feeling of enlightenment, as if the Heavenly Dao was close in front of him, but he wanted to reach out and touch it, but he couldn't touch it.
Obviously, he was only close to getting a glimpse of the Heavenly Dao, but he couldn't reach it, this feeling made Wang Chuan extremely uncomfortable, and he couldn't wait to cross the ravine at once and grasp the Heavenly Dao in his hands.
Therefore, Wang Chuan's expression was inexplicably surprised for a while, anxious for a while, frowned for a while, and smiled for a while, which can be described as unpredictable.
It is the appearance of understanding the way of heaven, but not grasping it.
Since Pangu opened the world, countless creatures have been bred on the desolation, if you can grasp a trace of heavenly truth, you will be liberated, and you will get great mana, which is extraordinary.
When the ancestor preached, his eyes never left the monkey, but after seeing the monkey scratching his ears and cheeks, his face was full of joy, he couldn't help but smile slightly: "This monkey really deserves to be a Lingming stone monkey, the way of heaven is unpredictable and ethereal, this monkey can understand it when he hears it for the first time, and it is really extraordinary." ”
Thinking of the wonders, Patriarch Bodhi couldn't help but nod secretly.
Retracting his gaze at the monkey, Patriarch Bodhi looked at the rest of the disciples in the hall, most of them were confused, not understanding what the patriarch was talking about, only a very small number of disciples showed happy expressions, but they quickly frowned, thinking that they had encountered a truth that they could not understand.
When the Bodhi Patriarch saw Wang Chuan, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "This kid actually has such a comprehension, I couldn't see his ins and outs yesterday, but I saw that this kid's mind was pure, not like it was pretended, so I accepted him as an apprentice, but I didn't expect him to have such an extraordinary comprehension, it seems that this time not only accepted the monkey, the Lingming stone monkey, but also such an unexpected joy."
Soon, the three-day sermon time had passed, and Patriarch Bodhi also stopped preaching, and when the disciples woke up from the Great Dao, he said, "You can go back to enlightenment on your own, and start the sermon again at this time next month, don't be delayed." ”
"Yes!" the disciples said goodbye.
"Wukong, Wang Chuan, you two stay for the time being. ”
Wang Chuan and the monkey glanced at each other, stopped, and bowed, "What does the patriarch command?"
"When you enter my door, you hear the sermon for the first time, and you understand what it is?"
The monkey glanced at Wang Chuan and said first: "The disciple has realized that he has comprehended three or four out of ten. ”
Wang Chuan said ashamedly: "The disciple is ashamed, he only comprehends the skin. ”
Patriarch Bodhi smiled slightly, looked at the two of them and said: "The first enlightenment, this is already good, but the cultivation of the Heavenly Dao, if you only rely on comprehension, it is too difficult, today as a teacher, I will pass on the method of cultivation of the two of you, you must remember not to slack off when you go back." ”
Wang Chuan and the monkey were overjoyed when they heard it, although this hearing was of great benefit to the two of them, but if there was no cultivation method, they could only rely on instinct to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and the speed must be very slow, the monkey did not say for the time being, the golden retriever of the whole body could automatically absorb the aura of heaven and earth between movement and stillness, and Wang Chuan was just an ordinary mortal, if there was no cultivation method, it was indeed too difficult.
And after listening to the sermon this time, both of them already know how to rely on the cultivation method to refine the aura, such as instinctive absorption, the speed is many times faster, it is simply a comparison between the speed of a walk-behind tractor and a Ferrari.