Chapter 63 The Boring Sleepy Beast
Chapter 63 The Boring Sleepy Beast
"Brother!" Feng Xiaobai gasped and called out to Xu Yi's name. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Xu Yi hurriedly leaned over, held his hand and kept encouraging: "Xiaobai, you can do it! You can do it! You will be fine! My senior brother is already on his way!"
Seeing Feng Xiaobai breathing hard, Xu Yi's eyes began to flow with tears, and he held his hand tightly: "Xiaobai, you forget, we are sworn brothers, we don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but we want to die on the same day and month of the same year!"
"You're dead, so what should I do!"
When he first came to Kyushu, the Feng Xiaobai in front of him was his first friend, although he was a wall grass, he loved to pat himself, he loved to brag, and acted obscenely, but when he was desperate for himself, Xu Yi still felt the sense of justice in his heart.
"Xiaobai!"
Thinking of this, Xu Yi suddenly howled loudly, and his tears could no longer be controlled.
And Li Yanyan and Zhang Xiaojiao on the side also seemed to be infected by him, with tears in their eyes and sobbing non-stop.
"Brother, I, I still have one more wish, I hope you can help me realize it!" Feng Xiaobai said with wide eyes.
When Xu Yi heard that Feng Xiaobai was going to say his last wish, he was ten thousand unhappy in his heart, and picked up his thin body and hissed and shouted: "I don't agree, I don't agree, I want you to realize this wish by yourself!"
"Brother!!" Feng Xiaobai howled miserably, as if he had exhausted all his strength to say the most powerful sentence, "When you get out of the river map, you must tell the lotus picking fairy that I, Feng Xiaobai, are the best!"
After speaking, Feng Xiaobai swallowed it in one go, and no more anger came out!
"Xiaobai !!" Xu Yi screamed heartbreakingly, he hugged Feng Xiaobai's body tightly and kept shaking around, "You can't die!"
"Xiaobai, you are the best, you must hold on!
"Aha!" Feng Xiaobai suddenly "cheated the corpse", rolled on the ground twice with his stomach in his hand, and laughed, "Brother! You are so funny! You even said such a meaty thing, are you also like Zhang Xiaojiao, you have watched too many Korean dramas!"
"Get out!" Xu Yi suddenly realized, it turned out that Feng Xiaobai was acting with him just now, and he was suddenly annoyed and angry, he burst into tears just now, and the blood stains on his face were even more ugly now.
I saw that he pulled out the evil sword and said to this Feng Xiaobai: "I must cut off the dog's head on your neck today!"
The plot reversed too quickly, and Zhang Xiaojiao didn't react yet, but Li Yanyan persuaded them first: "Okay, don't make trouble! Now we are safe for the time being!"
The situation in front of them is that the four of them are waiting, waiting for Qiankun to kill those big demons and then come to save them.
And the blue grass outside the formation was still staring at the people in the formation, and would never let any of them slip away under their noses.
But what she didn't expect, Xu Yi and they didn't plan to slip away at all, but instead rested in the formation to recover their strength.
However, there was not the slightest aura in these twelve coiling dragon arrays for them to recover the Immortal Yuan Force, so the four of them felt bored after resting for a while.
Four people together, the most fun is to play mahjong, but where can this square platform come from mahjong for them to play, but Xu Yi came up with a good game.
I saw him take out the purple gold gourd and say to the other three: "My game is called truth or dare! As long as the gourd mouth is facing whomever the mouth is on, whoever must tell the truth, otherwise they will be punished!"
"What punishment?!" Although Feng Xiaobai was seriously injured, he still played a lot, hearing the name of Xu Yi's game, he knew how to play after being in the world for so many years, "How about taking off a piece of clothing if you don't say it!"
Feng Xiaobai winked at Xu Yi, his eyebrows jumped, and he said with a smile on his face: "Brother, my idea is good!"
"Smack!" I saw Li Yanyan slap Feng Xiaobai on the back of the head, her face was full of anger, and she shouted loudly: "Not bad, you are big!
"That's it, Brother Xiaobai is the most obscene!" Zhang Xiaojiao, who was sitting on the side, also hurriedly accosted and despised Feng Xiaobai with Li Yanyan.
In fact, the truth or dare they played in school back then was generally undressed, and if they were done, there was really no way, so they would take the risk. The so-called big adventure is to go out to work naked. For example, once Xu Yi lost to only a pair of underwear, Da Venture was holding on to a telephone pole and shouting three times: "My illness is cured!", and another time, he wore his underwear to the outside store to buy a Durex, and so on.
However, since there are girls like Li Yanyan and Zhang Xiaojiao participating, this game can't be too much, otherwise it won't be fun.
Xu Yi thought about it, and came up with a punishment method for popping his brain, and he was embarrassed to say the rest.
When Feng Xiaobai thought of a punishment method, it was really a set: kiss it, pinch it, grab it, and make a shot!
It's also thanks to him that he can figure it out, and his rogue and lustful nature is undoubtedly revealed, and the response he gets is the six middle fingers of the three of them.
In the end, the four of them brainstormed and set the punishment as pinching their noses.
"Now that everyone has decided, let's start playing, who will turn the gourd first?" Xu Yi motioned for the four of them to form a circle to do it, and then put the purple gold gourd in the middle of the circle and asked them who would like to turn the gourd first.
Feng Xiaobai had Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, and a pair of eyes rolled and scanned the faces of the other three people, the first question must not be too sharp, otherwise I won't be able to play, but if I am drawn myself, then I will have to take a beating!
It turned out that from the beginning, Feng Xiaobai didn't plan to tell the truth, he would rather be pinched by his nose.
"Since no one wants to come first, let's start with me!" Xu Yi was obviously a veteran of playing this, only to see him smile and nod slightly, snort lightly in his nose twice, and picked up the purple gold gourd and made a circle in the middle.
"!" Feng Xiaobai saw that the purple gold gourd had only turned half a circle, and the mouth of the gourd was already facing him, so he suddenly yelled, "Brother! You are cheating! In the mortal world, you play this with a bottle, and it takes three turns to count, you only turned half a circle!"
I saw Xu Yi smile and said to this Feng Xiaobai: "That's because the rules are set, this one still has to be counted, and the next one starts, we will have to turn more than three times!"
"Okay!" Feng Xiaobai could only admit that he was unlucky, who let himself not set the rules at the beginning, so he drooped his head in frustration and said, "Ask, what do you want to know?"
"Are you still a virgin?!" At this time, Li Yanyan and Zhang Xiaojiao blurted out almost at the same time.
"!" Xu Yi looked at the two of them with wide eyes, this question is too sharp!