Chapter 5: Gu Wu preached
"Shi, are you going to kill him now?" Shi Dahai saw the bulging puff on Shi Xiaohai's chest, and his face was fierce. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Look at your brain, I wonder if you're my brother. Shi Xiaohai said helplessly.
"You were originally the one I picked up when I threw stones....." Shi Dahai lowered his head and touched his head.
"You..." Shi Xiaohai was really speechless, Shi Dahai could still mention this matter at this moment.
"You go and get some black dog blood, let's go get silver!" Shi Xiaohai didn't have a good breath.
"Okay!" Shi Dahai was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly trotted away with Shi Xiaohai.
"How much silver did you bet at that time?" Shi Xiaohai asked.
"III . Three hundred taels!" Shi Dahai stammered.
"You're big, and your heart is not small! It's not worth three hundred taels if we sell it twice!" Shi Xiaohai scolded angrily. You must know that these two pieces of silver are enough for ordinary people to have fish and meat every day for a month, and this product dares to gamble like this.
"You also know the amount of food I have, don't you want to win him a big one and make a big garden for my mother?"
Shi Xiaohaiden was speechless.
"Butcher Zhang, that precious black dog, go get some blood. β
"That old dog is all fine, and he hides when he smells the two of us, what's the matter?"
"I've been touching a dog for more than ten years, and two earth dogs can't handle it?"
"Oh, got it. β
The two of them answered one-on-one and went out of the city gate.
"The world is desolate!The world is desolate!!" The fat Taoist priest looked angry at this time, and limped and scolded with the collapsed green flag.
"Dao Ye regrets that he shouldn't have listened to his master, it's gone, the shrinking talisman is gone, and the invisibility talisman is gone! This time it's a big loss! How can I go back and pay off!" The fat Taoist priest's face was twitching.
"Stone! That bull's nose!" Shi Dahai's eyes lit up, and he saw that the fat figure of Xu Yiqing's Taoist robe in front of him was limping and staggering.
"Don't rush to do it yet, that guy is a bit of a doorway to clean up. Shi Xiaohai touched his chin and said.
"That's it...."Shi Xiaohai bowed his head and asked, and then the two parted ways.
"Dao Chief! Dao Chief!" Shi Xiaohai raised his hand and shouted.
"Who?" the fat Taoist priest suddenly looked around when he heard the voice. Turning around, he saw Shi Xiaohai raising his hand and shouting.
"How did this gang chase here?" the fat Taoist priest groaned slightly, and wanted to run away.
"Don't be in a hurry! Don't be in a hurry!" Shi Xiaohai shouted more and more anxiously.
"Well, let's see what the accomplices are up to. In this wilderness, I'm afraid that he won't be a mortal. It's a big deal to lose the Zhang Charm again!" As soon as he thought of this charm, the corners of the fat Taoist's mouth couldn't help twitching, and his heart became more and more resentful.
"Dao Chang stays!Xiao Ke has something important to ask for!" Shi Xiaohai smiled with a smile.
"How are you going?" said the fat Taoist priest, with his chest straightened, trying to put on the most stylish appearance of himself.
Shi Xiaohai couldn't help but feel funny when he saw this, and said with a straight face: "I had a disrespectful behavior with the Taoist chief before, and I still look at the Taoist Haihan." β
"Oh!" the fat Taoist priest said in a long voice, pretending to mutter.
Seeing this, Shi Xiaohai smiled secretly in his heart and said: "My brother and I didn't know that Chang Nai was really a master before, and I was offended. I also hope that the Taoist chief can make amends for the two of me. β
"Hahaha!" the fat Taoist priest laughed wildly in his heart. The two of them are also interesting, and they are still alive with a pair of bright eyes, and they know the masters.
This fat Taoist priest has been practicing in the mountains since he was a child, and he has never touched the market, just like a blank piece of paper. How could there be such a seven-trick exquisite heart as Shi Xiaohai who had been mixed up from the three sects and nine streams. was slapped into the sky by Shi Xiaohai's sycophant kung fu. Talking about the miserable situation of being repaired before, I'm afraid that no one even knows his surname at this moment.
Shi Xiaohai's eyes purred, and he arched his hand: "Can the real person take my two brothers as apprentices and lead us into that free and easy immortal path." When you worship the real person sect, you will be able to be at ease in this troubled world. Shi Xiaohai saw that the sycophants were almost patted, so he asked tentatively.
"How can you easily get started with this path of cultivating immortals, there are thousands of sentient beings, have you ever seen a few people who cultivate the truth? This time, when I see you discerning heroes, I will tell you about it, so that ordinary people like you can also know how big this world is. Seeing Shi Xiaohai's pious look, the fat Taoist priest felt a little more and more drifting in his heart.
"Wait, please wait, I'm going to call my brother to listen to the teachings of the real person. Shi Xiaohai said respectfully.
"Hmm!" the fat Taoist priest made a detached look. His eyes narrowed slightly, and his hand stroked his chin, but he really didn't have a beautiful beard like the master he preached every day. The palm fell into the air, and then he coughed in embarrassment and covered up his embarrassment a little.
Shi Xiaohai pretended not to see it, and called out to Shi Dahai from the forest on one side.
After a while, Shi Dahai was silly at the fat Taoist priest with a naΓ―ve face.
Rao is honest image made by Shi Dahai, and this fat Taoist priest can't help but jump when he thinks of his mad cow appearance before. Now that he is pretending to be a master, how can he dismantle his own platform? He also put his arms behind his back, and his eyes are facing the sky.
"What are you laughing at! You fool, you haven't seen a real person yet. Shi Xiaohai frowned at Shi Dahai and said.
"Oh! The real person is above, please be worshiped by the villain! I didn't know the superior before, and I hope that the real person will forgive my sins. Shi Dahai smirked.
"Hmph! This time it's an acquaintance. "The fat Taoist priest's mentality is like that seven-year-old child, but now his heart is like eating honey. But it is certain to maintain a majesty in front of these two admiring "believers". Pretended to float and said: "How can I see you like ordinary people."
"Yes, yes....Immortal Dada," the two brothers hurriedly agreed.
"Ahem!" The fat Taoist priest cleared his throat and said: "This way of cultivating immortals, the ancients had clouds, and the road to immortals is long and bumpy. In today's world, there is one out of a hundred who can refine qi. You and the other two are both people who refine qi, and this qi strength is emitted from the body, which is the completion of qi refining, I look at Xiaohaizi, your qi and blood have been filled with dantian, I'm afraid it's just a method of qi cultivation. β
This "Xiao Haizi" called, Shi Xiaohai was almost angry! However, he couldn't figure out the details of the fat Taoist priest, so he could only endure it now.
"On it is the ...... of acceptance, enlightenment, fetal breath, golden pill, and emptiness."
Saying this, the fat Taoist squinted his eyes, and saw that Shi Xiaohai and the others looked fascinated, and the corners of his mouth snickered. Pretending to be a master, he closed his eyes slightly and raised his general, motionless. Deliberately whetted the appetite of the two.
Joke: Fat Taoist: "Do you still want to listen to it?" There is the word "Collection" in the upper right corner, please click on it and then watch this real person preach......
After a long cup of tea, this fat Taoist priest was happy. Unhurriedly, he said: "This qi is to introduce the true qi in the dantian into the heart, and from then on, this 'qi' is no longer 'qi', and blood is no longer blood." This qi will turn into true element, and this blood will be true blood. β
"True person, how can that true qi be connected to the heart? this heart is the most important thing, and it can also cause death under oppression, how can it be mixed with the strength qi?" Shi Xiaohai felt that a door to a different world was open to him, and his whole body was clamoring. I can't help but be impatient this time!