Hello everyone, I'm the Emperor of the Heavenly Dao, the author of this book, and also the strongest guest in this book, as for why, because I'm the author, whoever I want to die will die, and whoever I want to live will live. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoOkay, back to the topic, I'm a person who likes to make up stories about what I see and hear in my dreams, so this book was originally called "Tianjianlu", which is Tiandao Jianwenlu.

So good, no more nonsense.

The story - the beginning.

The protagonist of the story, surnamed Liu, is named Liu Yanyun, and was originally a student who was about to graduate from college. Now, though, he seems to be in big trouble:

"Hey, I'll go, where is this?" Liu Yanyun looked around blankly, but after looking at it for a long time, there were only towering trees around him, and there were only blue skies and white clouds when he looked up.

This made Liu Yanyun extremely depressed, "This ...... Oh no, when did I get here? He closed his eyes and struggled to remember what had happened.

"I remember yesterday ......" thought about it for a long time, but finally remembered something.

It turned out that Liu Yanyun had a happy dinner with the students in their class before, because it was a casual meal before graduation, so everyone had a lot of fun and drank a lot of wine, and the group of people had been drinking until late at night before they would stop.

Since it was already past 11 o'clock, the dormitory building had long since closed. There was no way, the class leader Cao Shen suggested that the students go to a nearby hotel tonight to make do with the night, and the comrades who did not have enough money could only go to the Internet café to deal with it, anyway, the graduation certificate was issued, and they were not afraid of violating the discipline.

The embarrassing thing is that Liu Yanyun is the one who doesn't have enough money. Fortunately, there was still a lot of money in the ID card, and in the spirit of going to leave anyway, the psychology of running out the Internet fee first, Liu Yanyun and his classmates went to the nearby Internet café.

"Damn! Lao Paper wants to hit ten tonight!" Liu Yanyun, who was bragging while walking on the road, suddenly felt a rush of urine rush up.

"Brothers, you go first, the old paper is released and the water is released, and then you will arrive"

"Xiaoliu, you have a lot of and urine all day long, and it is not stable to go to the Internet. Take a walk, put some water, wet your pants and forget it. Several of Yanyun's friends on the side also made jokes.

"Damn, why are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up, go and take a good position for the old paper, the old paper will take you super god tonight!" Liu Yanyun naturally didn't take the jokes of the dead party to heart, and he also threw it back with a word, and bragged about it by the way.

"Come on, your plastic five rank is still super god, I'm afraid you're not a super ghost. Hahaha!" A group of die-hard friends did not give up, ridiculing Liu Yanyun.

Liu Yanyun couldn't help but blush after hearing this

"Damn, beep or not, if you take off Lao Tzu's pants, you will pee on your face!"

"Gotta gotcha, you're amazing, let's go. After that, everyone stopped paying attention to him and walked to the Internet café.

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances"

Seeing that everyone had left, Liu Yanyun did not hesitate, unfastened his belt, and took out the second child to fly straight down 3,000 feet. For a while, a relieved pleasure came to his heart, and he couldn't help but let Liu Yanyun moan comfortably.

After untying his hands, Liu Yanyun felt comfortable and relaxed, as if he had endless strength. He felt that this power would drive him to kill all sides tonight, and the supergods continued!

He seemed to have foreseen that his gang of dead friends knelt at his feet, calling him a god, begging for him. It was as if he had met the elementary school student opposite him, crying and shouting, unplugging the network cable on the computer.

Liu Yanyun, who was lewd, unconsciously walked to the middle of the road.

"Tick! tick!"

Suddenly, the sound of a truck horn finally woke Liu Yanyun up.

Liu Yanyun, who was frightened by the sound of the whistle, was just about to drive, when he saw a truck speeding towards him, and suddenly his heart jerked, thinking that he wanted to walk away quickly, but the person seemed to be nailed and couldn't move.

The motionless Liu Yanyun stared closely at the two lights that were getting closer and closer, and under the extreme nervousness and residual drunkenness, he fainted, and his memories stopped here.

"Oh my god, I'm not going to cross over, am I going to dominate the universe like the protagonists of those novels......?

At this time, Liu Yanyun actually forgot about his current situation and began to be obscene.

"Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have a bad head, what are you thinking! And cross, think about how I have that kind of life, nine times out of ten, the truck driver thought he hit me to death and threw me into the wilderness......

Liu Yanyun touched his chin with his hand and reasoned.

"Thinking about it like this, it seems that there is really such a possibility, this driver is really, I don't know if I still have breathing, normal people will try to snort with their hands, okay, what's the matter with just throwing me in the wilderness?!......"

I don't know how long I scolded that driver? Liu Yanyun finally reacted and drew the wrong point.

"Damn, it took me a long time to react, and now the top priority is how to get out of this hellish place. Whoever is angry with the driver, even his IQ has dropped. ”

Liu Yanyun first looked for a mobile phone, and after looking for a long time, he remembered that he lent a friend to call last night and didn't want to come back.

"I have to rely on myself at a critical time, let me reason......"

Even at this time, Liu Yanyun still didn't forget to pretend to be B first

"It seems that this is a small forest, listening to the sound of water nearby, and the driver thinks that he has killed someone, he must be very panicked and dumps the body nearby. In line with these points, there is only XX Mountain to the north of our school. I don't know where the confidence came from, Liu Yanyun didn't even suspect it, he agreed with his reasoning, and called himself Charlotte Holmes.

"Now that you know where you are, you need to get your bearings now. I'll see, I'm on the north side of the school, I just need to go south, yes, south, up and down, south, left, west, right, east. Uh, south side in ...... Uh, where is the south side!

At this time, Liuyanyun's IQ was basically zero, and he was about to collapse.

"That's right, look at the tree's rings! Liu Yanyun seemed to see a new hope at this time, and he now just wanted to say thank you to his junior high school geography teacher.

However, this newly ignited hope was instantly extinguished. Because

"Why don't you even have a wooden pier around here, so many good wood don't know how to cut it, what does the construction of the people depend on if you don't cut down trees! What do I rely on when I go back to school!"

At this time, Liu Yanyun felt that his IQ was infinitely crushed, and he began to feel that this was a joke on him from the heavens, maybe he would be sent back when he laughed, and all he needed now was to wait.

"But seriously, after spending so much time in the city, I haven't really appreciated the scenery of nature. Could it be that God saw that I was working too hard and wanted me to relax, so he deliberately sent me here?"

Looking at the surrounding scenery, Liu Yanyun was also fascinated for a while.

"It's also a pleasure to come out into the forest once in a while to breathe in the fresh air and listen to the birds and flowers of nature. Liu Yanyun simply lay on the ground, closed his eyes and began to listen to the sounds around him.

Suddenly, as if he had noticed something, he jumped up and ran into the woods, and no one knew what he was doing, except for him and me.