Chapter 18: The Handle, Son
In the fairy world, a monkey can speak human language, in fact, there is nothing surprising. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Any spirit monkey that can cultivate, after a certain amount of learning, can speak like a human race. As for the spirit monkeys, although it can't be said that the streets are all over the street, if you go into Huaguo Mountain and walk for a few hours, you can still meet dozens of them along the way.
However, this time Xiao Su was still shocked!
This is not to blame her, Xiao Su's perception has always been very accurate, but this time she missed. Helplessly, the little monkey pretended to be too similar before, that kind of stupid and ignorant appearance, at first glance, it looked like an ordinary monkey without intelligence! Moreover, there was no fairy qi fluctuation all over the body, so it was difficult for people to think that he would be a spirit monkey.
Another point, especially his age, gives a very confusing illusion. In the fairy world, to look at a person's age, you can't just look at the appearance, because it's easy to look away. Among cultivators, all appearances are nothing more than floating clouds, and with a random illusion spell, everything is solved.
Therefore, immortals generally look at the breath of the soul when they look at age. The soul breath is the most accurate, whether you are young or old, this cannot be changed. At most, it's just a matter of using some spells and immortal weapons to cover it up.
Of course, if you want to use this method, the premise is that you can probe the soul aura of others, and generally the higher the cultivation, the more difficult it is for people to probe. Naturally, some soul-type immortal weapons and spells must be excluded, because some immortal weapons can help detect, while others can cover up the breath.
Xiao Su is a cultivator in the middle stage of the foundation building realm, and the little monkey is not even a layer of condensation, so she can naturally probe the soul breath of the little monkey. Then, she was surprised to find that the baby monkey had only been born for a few days.
There's a problem, and it's a big problem! Either he's been learning to speak since he's been in his mother's womb, or he's covering up his soul. Compared with the former, Xiaosu still prefers the latter!
Inside the house, the icy cold air rose, the blue light flashed in Xiao Su's palm, and the Snow Moon Sword was in his hand, and the evil aura was awe-inspiring, and the sword pointed directly at the chest of the little monkey. On the little monkey's chest, the few restless monkey hairs instantly coagulated a layer of hoarfrost. The monkey felt the biting chill, his body was half-kneeling on the bed, and when he saw this, his eyes rolled around, and he raised his hands very obediently.
"Say, who the hell are you?" Xiao Su stared at the little monkey with a bad gaze.
The little monkey shook his head blankly and did not speak. He actually wanted to roar, but there was still a faint pain in his brain, so he didn't take the risk.
"Pretend! You pretend to me again! Say, what is your purpose in pretending to approach me like this?" Xiao Suliu frowned, and with a slight effort of his slender hand, the Snow Moon Sword stabbed half an inch in, and the tip of the sword pressed against the little monkey's sternum. There is no way, there is almost no flesh and blood on the little monkey's body, only skin and bones remain.
The little monkey shook his head blankly.
"Believe it or not, I killed you with a sword!" Xiao Su said angrily. A person's patience is also limited.
"What's the noise in broad daylight! What kind of body is it for the girls' family to fight and kill all day long! Girl, come out! By the way, bring that monkey out for me. In the courtyard, the voice of the white-headed old man suddenly sounded.
Hearing her grandfather's voice, Xiao Su's momentum that she had finally accumulated was half discarded in a blink of an eye, she patted the little monkey on the shoulder with her sword, and said angrily: "Go out!"
The little monkey was very obedient and followed Xiao Su out of the house. In the courtyard, Old Man Bai was sitting at the stone table, playing with a purple gourd in his hand.
"Come here!" said the old man Bai as soon as he put down the purple gourd and pointed to the little monkey.
The little monkey didn't dare to go over, instinctively telling him that the old man was much more dangerous than the girl beside him. He glanced at Xiao Su as if asking for help, but Xiao Su tilted his head away from him. The little monkey scratched his head, looking a little anxious.
"I say, why are you so heartless monkeys! People are going to kill you, and you still stay by her side in vain? I tell you, if you don't come back, I'll stuff you into this gourd!" said the old man glare.
At this time, the little monkey was scared, and walked towards the old man Bai step by step, and looked back at Xiao Su step by step, but Xiao Su still ignored him.
The little monkey came to the old man Bai and was pulled into his arms by the old man Bai, "You monkey, you are too simple, you lack heart, I am afraid you will not know if you are deceived in the future!"
The old man grabbed the little monkey's head, looked left and right, and knocked a few times from time to time, as if he were a commodity to be bought. The little monkey struggled hard, but it was useless, and the strength of his whole body was firmly imprisoned, and he could not move.
"Did you drink all my Ziyang Jade Dew wine?" said the old man Bai as he opened the little monkey's mouth and looked at his teeth.
"How do you know he drank it?" Xiao Su said in surprise. She hadn't told Old Man Bai about it.
"Hmph, I can't tell if he smells of wine, it's so strong, it's much more than I've ever drunk in my life!" Old Man Bai said in a sour tone, very jealous.
"Hmm~" The little monkey snorted and chirped, looking very uncomfortable.
"This tooth is really good! It stands to reason that the appetite should be good, why is it so thin? Where has the meat grown?"
"How much do you usually eat at a meal?"
"Whew-" The little monkey finally broke free of the old man's hand and gasped for breath. As for his question, he didn't hear it at all.
"You come back for me!" The little monkey had just run out not far before he was swept back by a fairy light and placed on the stone table. On the stone table, the little monkey's body was fixed again, unable to move.
"Grandpa, what are you doing?!" At this time, Xiao Su, who had been paying attention to this side, suddenly shouted loudly, and his face turned red with a brush. I turned around, as if I was embarrassed to look at that side again.
The little monkey was fixed on the stone table by the old man Bai with a spell, and then, the old man stood up, stood in front of the little monkey with a hunched body, and parted the wisps of monkey hair between his crotch, revealing the roots of the offspring. Although the little monkey's body was shriveled, the thing was fleshy and full. Especially when accompanied by other thin parts, it looks even greater.
"Yes, with a handle! Not small, majestic, high-spirited, quite energetic!" the old man Bai commented.
"Grandpa, what are you talking about?" Xiao Su turned his head angrily, but immediately turned his head in shame.
The little monkey was actually the most calm one among them, and he didn't care about the old man's actions and words, but he was a little dissatisfied that his body was restrained.
The old man Bai untied the little monkey's immobilization, and the little monkey jumped off the stone table, ran towards Xiao Su, and then hid behind Xiao Su, holding her thighs, and never let go.
Xiao Su didn't understand why the little monkey believed in her so much, clinging to her, obviously he said he was going to kill him!
"Alas!"
Xiao Su lowered her head and looked at the little monkey, but for some reason, her eyes couldn't help but drift to a certain place, which made her panic all of a sudden. Moreover, she thought even more, because before that, the little monkeys seemed to be naked, only because of the cover of the monkey hair, and she did not think of that aspect. So ignore it. Now that she thinks about it, her face turns even redder.
"Girl, are you thinking of spring again?" The old face of the old man Bai came up again at some point.
"You're just thinking about spring!" Xiao Su said dissatisfiedly.
"If you want to think about it, just think about it!" the old man Bai had an indifferent expression.
"Hey!" Xiao Su was surprised, how did this change sex?" "Did you say that?"
"I said that!"
"Then stop lying on my shoulder and talking nonsense when you go crazy!"
"Never!" said the old man Bai firmly.
"Okay! backbone, I'll wait and see! It's tonight, I want to see if you can do what you say!" Xiao Su pouted.
"Son, come over here!" said the old man beckoning to the little monkey.
"What did you say?" Xiao Su felt as if he had misheard.
"It's nothing, I want to recognize this little monkey as my son!" said the old man, and beckoned to the little monkey, but the little monkey just ignored him.
"I don't agree!" Xiao Su resolutely objected. What a mess of ideas!
"This is a matter between me and him, what does it have to do with you, what are you blindly against?"
Xiao Su thought for a while and said, "Who said it has nothing to do with me! His identity is very suspicious and may hurt me!"
"Suspicious identity, what's suspicious?"
"He covered up his soul aura!"
"No, I sensed it, everything is normal!"
"Normal? Then he can speak, but he just pretends that he can't speak! So it must be disguised and has an ulterior motive! Well, it must be so!"
"That's it, I declare my objection null and void!"
"Why?"
"He didn't pretend he couldn't speak, he did!"
"Then he clearly said human words before!"
"It's because he's an innate Holy Spirit!"
"Innate Holy Spirit?" Xiao Su looked puzzled and a little confused.
"Alas! I told you to read more books and read more books, but you just don't read, thinking about dancing with swords and swords all day long, and now you know that you are uneducated! Remember with your heart, the so-called innate Holy Spirit is actually the same as you are the awakened gods and demons, but he is a special kind of person who awakens as soon as he is born, and people like you are only awakened after tomorrow. ā
"Actually, in ancient times, it was not so clear-cut. It's just that one of the most powerful gods and demons awakened at that time, the sea god, he was congenitally awakened, and he was at odds with the gods and demons, and he couldn't look down on each other, so he felt that the level of the gods and demons awakened was too low, so he took the name of an innate holy spirit. ā
"The strong man has the power to define everything! Even if he was defeated, this title has been used ever since. ā
Xiao Su said: "What does that have to do with monkeys?"
"The Innate Holy Spirit and the Divine and Demon Awakened are not just different in name, they also have some differences. For example, the innate Holy Spirit is like the own son of the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, and the ordinary gods and demons awakened are the adopted children. ā
"How long did it take you to learn to speak?"
"Seven days. ā
"That's right! You learned it in seven days of adoption, and you don't allow him to bring something out of his mother's womb when he has a son!"
Xiao Su thought seriously for a while, but still couldn't convince herself, "It's all your own thoughts, right?"
The white-headed old man said as a matter of course: "It's a reasonable speculation." I'm not an innate spirit, so I don't know what's going on!" Actually, he's just talking nonsense, because before the little monkey, he had seen some innate spirits, and none of them were born to speak.
As for the most powerful innate spirit ever created, the sea god, whether he was born to speak human language, then no one can know.
"Alright, so happily decided!"
Then, the old man Bai leaned into the little monkey's ear and said something softly, the little monkey seemed to understand, his eyes lit up, and he ran out of the yard with the old man Bai, leaving Xiao Su standing alone.
"Girl, don't forget to make lunch!" the old man's voice came from outside the wall.
"Eat you!" Xiao Su stomped his feet and went back to the house angrily.