Chapter 53: Under the starry night, tricks come alive

As soon as Ye Han ate, he showed a happy expression, thinking that he could finally eat, it was not easy, how could he say that he would have to eat two big bowls this time.

A bowl of rice quickly bottomed out, and Li Ying only ate half a bowl.

Li Ying was also frightened when he saw that this product was so hungry, and couldn't help asking, "Ye Han, how long have you not eaten?"

I saw that he didn't speak, but took a few more mouthfuls before replying: "It's not that I haven't eaten for a long time, only at noon and in the afternoon, but the food you cook is so delicious!

I heard that when two people look at each other for 30 seconds, there will be a very magical emotion, it will involuntarily arise, and you can't control it at all.

And Ye Han is obviously successful now, I saw that Liu Ying didn't dare to look at Ye Han, turned his head and said arrogantly: "Hmph, since it's so delicious, you can eat more, anyway, I still have it here." ”

"Okay, so I'll go?"

"Uh-huh!"

It didn't take long for the two of them to finish eating, and Ye Han took the initiative to say: "After eating, you should go out for a walk, digest and digest, it can have the effect of living a hundred years old!"

Poof, "Why is there such logic?"

Smiling, Ye Han said to her proudly: "Hey, this is a saying in my hometown, its full words are to walk a hundred steps after a meal, and live a long life." ”

Nodding, Liu Ying said that I understood, and then asked curiously: "Then how many people in your hometown live to be 100 years old?"

Twitching the corners of his mouth, Ye Han thought to himself, "How do I know this?"

But he still said: "It's not much, just 600 million, right?"

Liu Ying was embarrassed, she didn't know how many people were 600 million?

But if there is a question, ask it, if you don't understand, say it, in this simple and serious attitude, she asked: "Na, how much is 600 million?"

"Hmm, you don't know!?" Now Zi Ye Han was a little confused, she was so smart that she didn't know how much 600 million was?

As soon as these words came out, Li Ying was not pretentious, nodded, and replied: "Well, I really won't, but you will!

"Okay, then I'll teach you, but what about your apprenticeship?"

As soon as she heard that she actually asked a question, she exploded, didn't she just want him to teach a question?

So she resolutely denied: "This meal should be your apprenticeship, don't say less, you must know how many people want to eat my food and not that blessing." ”

The corners of Ye Han's mouth twitched, he looked at the rice bowl he had eaten, and said helplessly: "Okay, there is a saying in my hometown that eats people with a short mouth and is difficult to help others, so I will teach you." ”

looked at Li Ying seriously and said to her, "The counting units on our side are arranged here, which is completely different from yours. ”

Li Ying looked at Ye Han curiously and couldn't help but ask, "Then how do you count over there?"

Hey, "We've got a lot of weight over there, but you just need to memorize ten counting units, and that's enough." ”

"Now I'm going to say it, and you listen carefully. ”

Li Ying nodded, sat up straight, and waited quietly for his next step.

The counting units on our side are in order: one, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, million, million, billion, billion, billion, trillion, trillion, cent, xy, xe, z Thousand Ganges Sands, Ten Asanghas, Ten Asanghas, One Hundred Asanghas, Thousand Asanghas, Na by Him, Ten Na by Him, One Hundred Na by Him, Thousand Na by Him, Inconceivable, Ten Inconceivable, Hundred Inconceivable, Thousand Inconceivable, Immeasurable, Ten Immeasurable, Hundred Immeasurable, Thousand Immeasurable, Great Number, Ten Ten Numbers, Hundred Great Numbers, Thousand Great Numbers.

The corners of Liu Ying's mouth twitched fiercely, and she was even more enchanting when she performed this action.

Ye Han also admired it, after all, the saints of people said, "Eaters, sex also." ”

He felt that what the sage said was too right, and he must carry it forward!

Here Li Ying also reacted, she glanced at Ye Han, thinking to herself how did he learn so many counting units, but now she can't think about it so much, and Li Ying now understands her gap, she still has more to learn!

After Liu Ying was shocked for a short time, he glanced at Ye Han and said, "Then your 600 million is really a huge number. ”

After figuring it out, of course she knew how much 600 million was, but at the same time, she was skeptical of Ye Han's words, so she asked, "How can there be so many people who live a long life?

Ye Han smiled at this time, and said: "Heh! Stupid woman, don't use your brain to judge others, especially me! Didn't I just say it? We are all practicing a culture of going out for a walk after eating, and it is not a problem at all to live for a few more years, as for why this situation occurs, it has to start with the profound foodies in our country, one day a foodie ate after eating! Yes, you heard it right! He was overwhelmed and his stomach was very uncomfortable. And at this time he had an appointment with a friend, they were going to go out shopping, so he went out even if he had a bad stomach, he went shopping with her when he arrived at the agreed place, and when he finished shopping, he found that his stomach was not uncomfortable, and he did not feel the slightest discomfort but felt stronger, this discovery made him curious, so he later specialized in this phenomenon. ”

When Ye Han was about to continue, he felt a killing intent, a very strong kind, just when he was curious about how he could have a killing intent, he saw Li Ying get up from the stool with a cold face!

Ye Han wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist, and asked weakly, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Ying didn't speak, just raised his right foot, kicked Ye Han out with a fierce kick, and said coldly: "You will be thinking about life outside tonight!

Ye Han was kicked out, yes he was kicked out, and it also made him think about life?

He was stunned, looked at the big tent in a daze and sighed: "Alas, it seems that it should be the reason for that sentence." Why should I pretend to be that? Hey, I'm really stupid! Why was I so excited? This is already offending people, right?"

"Alas!"

Sighing, he walked in the opposite direction, and unconsciously came to the area around the old man's house, glanced at this familiar place, and sighed, "Talented and beautiful women have good stories, and it is not my intention to dominate the world." ”

I jumped directly onto a tree, sat on the branch and drank the wine, but as soon as I got into my throat, I vomited, "It's really unpleasant! ”

He actually doesn't like to drink very much, but when he has something to worry about, he will involuntarily touch him, no way, it's really too invincible!

"Phew! ”

As soon as he said this, he heard the voice of the old man, and he only heard him say, "Wine is spicy and can make you intoxicated." Why should you drink alcohol? Can drinking solve the problem? If you can, then the old man would like to be accompanied by wine every day!"

Glancing at the direction of the old man's cabin, Ye Han said bitterly: "Of course I know that wine can't solve the problem, but I'm in a complicated mood right now." ”

......

There was no sound coming from there, Ye Han thought that the old man was ignoring him, and he was a little disappointed.

"I thought you were going to call me, but that's all it is!"

And at this time......

"Ye Han Xiaoyou, where is the old decay here, where can I look?"

"Emma!" was startled by the old man who appeared, and he looked at the old man who appeared next to him with a look of disgust.

The old man was embarrassed by him, and asked, "Ye Han, little friend, what do you see me doing?"

"Nope!"

"What about you?"

"I'm just thinking about life. ”

The old man suddenly asked with interest: "What do you mean by thinking about life?" Well, how do you say this?

"It's ......"

Looking at the old man, Ye Han looked up at the starry sky and said sadly......

Long......

The old man's face showed a disgusted expression and looked at Ye Han, and Ye Han was embarrassed to see it.

Ye Han coughed dryly: "Ahem, what do you think I'm doing?"

The old man shook his head and said, "Ye Han Xiaoyou, you are really impressive to the old man, you can actually say that kind of thing." ”

The old man thought about it very seriously, and finally gave Ye Han an evaluation: "Personality!"

"But I'm afraid you're the only one who can say that kind of thing to a girl, right?"

"And such a fresh and refined pretending sentence is really an eye-opener for me, it is really a lot of people in the country, and the generation is stronger than the next. ”

Originally, Ye Han was embarrassed by the old man's words, but now that he was ridiculed like this, he finally couldn't help it, and retorted loudly: "Old man, I'm an orthodox Chinese, not from your side, you can think about it for me!"

Uh, ahem.

The old man was a little embarrassed by what Ye Han said, and Shanshan smiled: "Indeed, Ye Han Xiaoyou, you are not from my world, but the old man was excited for a while, forgive me, forgive me." ”

Hehe, you just made fun of me, and now you're retribution, right?

Ye Han smiled: "Very good, I will forgive you, it depends on your attitude that you know your mistakes and can change them, otherwise hum!"

Then Ye Han also said: "Of course, jokes are jokes, tomorrow we will have a decisive battle with the Dark Realm, do you have any suggestions?" When he said this, Ye Han's face was very serious, and he didn't have the smug meaning just now, but rather a general's style.

At this time, the old man stopped laughing, and suddenly changed from a bad old man to an extremely strong ancestor-like existence, he only said eight words to Ye Han: "Immediate response, only punishment." ”

Ye Han nodded and asked rhetorically, "In other words, do you want me to use the battle array?"

Lao Tzu nodded and responded: "Well, we should use the formation path, and only the formation path can avoid our own damage to the greatest extent and consume the enemy army to the greatest extent, so why should we use the formation if we have it?"

"Since ancient times, in marching and fighting, targeted plans made according to different environments and different numbers are very important for success or failure. ”

Ye Han nodded and said, "Indeed, that's good, I'll temporarily change the formation tomorrow when the two armies are facing each other, and catch them off guard!"

Hearing Ye Han say this, the old man's eyes suddenly widened, "Okay, you guy is really yin enough, you are worthy of my fancie, and the peace of the Gran Forest will be handed over to you in the future, I hope to lead everyone to peace forever." ”

Ye Han said with a serious face: "Yes, I will do it, just start tomorrow." ”

The old man nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go into battle tomorrow, otherwise you still won't be able to deal with that Dark Realm Sovereign." ”

Ye Han frowned and said, "Is that the Diablo God?"

The old man nodded, and said solemnly: "He is at least one of the top masters in this world, and ordinary soldiers can't kill even a million of them." ”

"So powerful?"

"It's that powerful. ”

"Hey, is there a difference between immortals?"

The old man smiled bitterly: "Immortals, you can move mountains and reclaim the sea, and destroy a country with a sword, it is even more of a piece of cake, like me and Diablo have just entered the threshold of immortals, stronger than ordinary mortals, in the end, they are not immortals, immortals are more powerful than you think." Speaking of this, the old man was also full of emotion.

Ye Han heard the old man's words and silently recorded them.

"Then I'll leave it to you tomorrow, as long as you hold Diablo back, I'll be sure to hold him down. ”

The old man shook his head and said, "I will hold Diablo back, but his soldiers are not easy to deal with, you must not be careless, once you find that you can't do anything, don't continue, quit immediately, and return to the Gran Forest and we will think about it in the long run." ”

Knowing that he was caring about himself, Ye Han's heart warmed, and then he replied: "Okay, I know, you have to be careful?"

Uh-huh, the old man nodded in response.

By this time, it was already getting late.

They spent an hour in silence.

What Ye Han didn't know was where his tent was, and Li Ying was looking for him around.

"Where's this bastard?"

"Why can't you find it anywhere?"

Li Ying said as he turned over the grass......

If Ye Han knew, he would definitely retort loudly that he would not hide in the grass, and he was not a big man!

At this time, Ye Han looked at the starry sky and said to the old man: "It's not early, we should also go back to our respective homes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to bother you for so long." ”

The old man smiled indifferently and said to Ye Han, "It's okay, you are welcome to come here at any time." ”

"Okay, then I'll be disrespectful!"

After speaking, Ye Han walked in the direction he came, and the old man watched his back gradually disappear under his sight, and muttered silently: "This may be the last time, right?" But as soon as he sighed, his eyes went crazy, and at the same time, he sentenced Diablo to death in his heart.

Meanwhile, it's a sleepless night outside the Gran Forest.

Diablo and the Ten Throats of the Dark World are discussing plans for tomorrow's battle.

But as the discussion heated up, Diablo suddenly couldn't help but sneeze.

The voices of the Ten Candidates of the Dark Realm stopped in an instant, and they looked at Diablo with surprised expressions.

And Diablo greeted the person who was talking about himself in his heart, and quickly reacted and continued: "Everyone continue." ”