Chapter Twenty-Nine: How Did the Aesthetic Daoist Die?

"It's all like this, it's not honest," the woman laughed for a while, breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a loud voice: "God really doesn't open your eyes, why didn't the rabbit spirit's sword stab you to death?"

The rabbit listened to his name and followed in such a soul-shaking voice, as if his face had been touched by its owner, and he was happy for no reason, and his ears were burning and feverish, but he didn't expect that the road was narrow, and the person who answered the phone behind him was not someone else, but the mortal enemy Yuandu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Lin Quan and the others were all shocked!

I only listened to the fate of the governor: "You wish I died, I died, don't you want to be a widow?"

The woman smiled, "You think it's beautiful." Who am I, the black fox? When have I treated myself badly? There are so many beautiful men in the world, do you think that you are just a stinky Taoist priest who looks like a human?-Even if I have the heart to be widowed for you, will they agree?hahahaha...... Ahh......h

Yuan Du gasped and said: "You conscienceless little ****, even if you want to die, I will kill you first!"

The woman's words gradually became indistinct, like duckweed in the waves, looming, "How are you going to kill me?" If you use a knife, it is possible, but if you use a stick, I am afraid it is a little difficult. ”

Yuan Du said: "My stick is not an ordinary stick, it is called the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, it can be big or small, shake the bowl to the thickness ......"

The woman said, "Who's not shaking the bowl to the thickness? I don't live a good life today......?" Ah......h And the woman's attitude changed again: "Spare me, spare me, you see I'm not doing well, you bleed first, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, wait for you to get better, I'll dispose of it with you, I only have you in my heart, I swear ......"

Yuan Du threatened: "Then you said that when I am injured, what will I do with you?"

The woman laughed and said, "Can't you let you eat it?"

Yuan Du said: "What's so delicious about raw meat buns? I think your nickname should be changed, not called black fox, it should be called black buns, haha." ”

The woman said, "Whatever you say is what you say." Anyway, this life has nothing to do with black, and even you, the second brother, are black. ”

When the rabbit spirit heard this, he looked at Guan Qianjian and said, "What are you talking about, when did you become the second brother of the family?" Guan Qianjian elbowed him and said, "You are his second brother." The rabbit spirit flashed to the side, and although it dodged, it moved the wound, frowned, and inhaled from between its teeth.

Li Zhixiao and the others couldn't help laughing. Lin Quan pressed his index finger to his mouth and shushed several times before everyone quieted down.

Guan Qianjian pointed to the road and said, "Let's go, this place is not inhabited." ”

Lin Quan blinked and said, "Listen again, the fun is still to come." ”

"Ahh "Lick underneath, don't touch the wound......"

The woman muttered, unable to speak back and forth.

Yuan Du said: "I finally burned the fire just now, and when I wanted to give it to you, you and I were hypocritical, and now that the fire is out, what are you going to dig again?"

The woman said: "I scare you, I really want it so much, the old lady still has a pair of hands." ”

Yuan Du said: "That's too cheap these hands." ”

The woman said, "Who said that they should be cheaper, I mean to go down the mountain and catch a young man......"

Yuan Du said: "I know you, hurry up and catch you, don't keep lying on me, I can't breathe." I still haven't got anything serious to tell you. ”

The woman said: "Aren't we talking about serious things? ”

Yuan Du said: "But no one will give us a limited task in this matter, and no one has stipulated how many times we must have a night, don't you say? Only Yue Song's side has given a death order, and there can't be a single fish that slips through the net, otherwise it will ......."

The woman said, "Otherwise he will castrate you, won't he?"

Yuan Du said seriously: "It's more serious than this." Since I took over this road, it has been quiet for half a month, I thought I was lucky, but in the past two days, four or five suddenly came out of nowhere, hey, if you say that you are fighting alone, it's not me to brag to you, which of them can go through three moves under my hands? Once the formation is formed, hey! I don't know how you set it up over there?"

The woman smiled and said, "How to arrange it? What else can you do besides waiting to collect your body? Each of us has our own scope of responsibility, I can come and sleep in your bed, but your rats are not for me, don't make a mistake." ”

Yuan Du said: "You really can't bear to stand on the dry shore? I didn't say that I want to work your big driver, come and join forces with me, I just need you to help me in the back in case of emergency; ”

The woman said, "What do you mean by what happens?"

Yuan Du said: "Let me tell you, although I was not lightly injured, the other party did not take advantage, everyone hung the lottery, and everyone was seriously injured." What does this mean?......"

It shows that Meidao people are not only heroes in bed, but also men on the battlefield. ”

Yuan Du smiled: "That's a good thing, but although I have always been conceited and brave on the battlefield, it's not as good as the magic on the bed, haha." In my estimation, they can only find a nearby place to recuperate from their injuries now, and they will not be able to go on the road for ten days and a half months, and if they are forcibly supported, they will be punished by God within three days. So what we have to compare now is not who has higher martial arts, but who can heal the injury in the shortest possible time and strike first. With my internal cultivation, coupled with the best healing elixir in this sect, after seven days, this small injury will definitely be healed. What I'm talking about is that there's a variable......"

The woman said, "You're talking about me, aren't you? If I come to sleep with you every day, you won't be fine for seven months, will you?"

Yuan Du said: "Of course you have a reason for what you say, but you are not a real vixen, so you will not deliberately come to harm me." The variable I am talking about is not on our side, but on the enemy's side. Guess what?"

The woman said, "I guess not only did they not wait for themselves to heal from their injuries, but they didn't even have the seven days you need, so they slipped away first." ”

Yuan Du said: "I'm not worried about this at all, they are injured on the road, they can walk up to thirty or fifty miles a day, I have fast horses, half a day is enough for them for ten days." You don't know, the most worrying thing is that there is one person in their formation, who is a natural martial arts prodigy, he originally didn't know any martial arts, but I saw with my own eyes that he learned a trick and defeated the rabbit spirit. He and Lin Quan and the others did not know each other, after a tribulation and suffering, I believe that they will unite as one, if in these seven days, while recuperating from his injuries, Lin Quan will teach him what he has learned, and encounter again, the number of victories and defeats will be difficult to predict. ”

The woman said disdainfully, "What is a rabbit spirit? Even if this man can defeat him, what is it?"

As soon as the rabbit spirit outside the door heard that he was despised like this, his self-esteem was greatly damaged, his back was straightened, and his neck was stretched, and he was about to scold, but fortunately he was pressed down by Guan Qianjian and Zheng Chu, and his mouth and nose were sealed, so he didn't make a sound.

Yuan Du said: "Of course, it is nothing to defeat the rabbit spirit, the difficult thing is to turn defeat into victory with only one swordsmanship, and there is a surprise, no matter what this person learns, he can always be ingenious and do it in a short period of time." I have never seen anyone with such a high level of understanding. The next time I am defeated, it must be at the hands of this man, and you have to avenge me, and you don't have to look for someone else, just him. ”

The woman said: "I can see that you really can't forget this person, and you don't even want to let him go when you die." But you have to tell him what he looks like, and I can avenge you. - How does he look, is he good-looking?"

Yuan Du said: "It's just a seventeen or eighteen-year-old hairy boy, his asshole is not dry, can you talk about what looks good or not? I said can you have a little bit of interest, you know about the lower half of the body all day long." ”

The black fox said: "If you ask him about his appearance, you just ask about his face, and you don't ask his second brother, it's clearly a matter of the upper body, what does it have to do with the lower body? Seventeen or eighteen years old, tender, ......."

Yuan Du snorted angrily: "Yes, you really said it, he looks a hundred times more handsome than me, and a thousand times more tender than me! ”

The black fox whispered softly: "Ah, I didn't expect to see you for a few days, you haven't grown anything else, but the vinegar is getting bigger and bigger...... Oh, ah, what are you doing? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh......"

Yuan Du panted like a cow and said: "What are you doing? Let you take a closer look, in addition to vinegar, is there anything else that is getting bigger and bigger! The tiger is not powerful, and you are still injured as my second brother......

The black fox snorted and said, "This is what you brought on yourself, you lost your life, don't blame me for harming you......" Her words stopped at this point, and her mouth seemed to be stuffed with a big potato, leaving only a satisfied "woo".

Lin Quan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and cursed in a low voice: "******, what a blessing!" It turned out that among the six people, he was the only one who had experienced personnel, so although he had only heard his voice, all kinds of situations were like seeing them in person, and they were vivid, which made him horny, while Guan Qianjian and the others only blushed and their hearts were beating, and they didn't know what was going on inside.

"How can you see such a blessing?" The rabbit spirit's anger subsided, and he regained his freedom, revealing his two unique front teeth, and looked at Lin Quan with a blank look: "I think the bull's nose is difficult to protect." ”

Lin Quan smiled: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say." Let's find a place to eat and sleep, let's go. If it weren't for the injury, I would have kicked it open, kicked the door open, and learned from the overlord of Western Chu - 'he can take his place'. This says he likes to be handsome, am I not handsome? Brother Guan, what do you say?"

Guan Qianjian smiled: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say." But if I were a woman, I wouldn't marry you. ”

Lin Quan said: "Then I must think I'm ugly?"

Guan Qianjian said: "On the contrary, I'm worried that with your upside-down appearance, there are often beautiful women around you, wouldn't it make people angry when you look at it?"

Lin Quan walked in the dark in front of him, and he almost couldn't help laughing.

The six of them worked hard all night, and they didn't find anyone until dawn, just in time for breakfast.

Lin Quan remembered what Yuan Du said, and really tried his best to guide Guan Qianjian. Guan Qianjian has the supreme secret book in the Liuru Gate, and he often studies it and has a lot of feelings, which is confirmed by Lin Quan's teaching, and when it is played, it will be of a wonderful use. Lin Quan didn't know why, but he was even more impressed by Yuan Du's wisdom in knowing people, and he also respected Guan Qianjian himself.

Seven days passed in a hurry, and everyone's injuries were only half gone, and it was Guan Qianjian's scab that fell first, and it would be healed in a few days, Lin Quan and the others were amazed, and he himself didn't know that it was because of studying the inner strength of the dragon in the sky. If he is injured and mistakenly thinks that he needs to concentrate on rest and is unable to do the exercises, the injury will take several days at night to heal.

Early this morning, Lin Quan said to everyone: "Liurumen is besieged by many people, there is a danger of exhaustion, this road has been delayed for a lot of time, and now I don't know what the situation is, although the injuries on our bodies are not all healed, but I think that instead of sitting and waiting here, it is better to walk slowly, while recuperating from the injuries, you can also save a lot of time." Another point is that it is not safe for so many of us to stay in one place for too long, which will inevitably attract attention. ”

"Brother Lin is right. The six men were stunned and inexplicable! Although these words were in agreement, they did not come from the mouths of any of them. "It's still a step too late, I don't think you'll be able to make it that easy. ”

Taoist priest, Yuandu. The six people rushed out of the door and turned into a confrontation.