The disciples of the Interception Sect are plotting to do a big deal here, this matter is that Zhang Chen is completely unaware of it, and he is simply lying down and being shot; the eyes of the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun have not received a report, and even the sect leader Lingbao of the Interception Sect has not received the news, to be precise, it is not that he did not receive it, but that he received it but did not know. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Why didn't he know? because he was drunk by Zhang Chen. In principle, the saint should not be drunk, the saint has the holy power to protect the body, even if he does not deliberately use the power to sober up, the holy power of these body protectors will protect the saint from getting drunk.

However, there are accidents, and drinking with Zhang Chen Lingbao will naturally not use strength to sober up, and the wine that the two of them drink is not ordinary wine, this is made by Heaven. Produced by the way of heaven, it must be a high-quality product, and the saint's body protection and holy power are a fart. So, under the condition that the time and place are favorable, Lingbao was drunk, this was the first time he was drunk since he was born, and the scene was extremely touching.

So, this time, the big drama carefully planned by the second-generation disciples of the sect started quietly.

Epic masterpiece "The Great Retreat of Interception"

Director, screenwriter, producer: Our Lady of the Golden Spirit

Starring: Our Lady of Jin Ling, Zhao Gongming, Sanxiao Combination (Yunxiao, Bixiao, Qiongxiao), Lu Yue, Luo Xuan, Ten Heavenly Monarchs, Four Saints of Jiulong Island, Caiyun Xian, Hanzhi Xian, Shiji Niangniang, Jiuyao Xingguan, Twenty-eight Constellations, 36 Tiangang Stars and 72 Earth Evil Stars in Suidoubu, etc

Starring: 300,000 direct members of the sect

Friendship starring: Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun, Tai Bai Xing, etc

Investor: Daojie Central Government

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Three days later

Immortal Heavenly Court Soaring Treasure Palace

"Your Majesty, according to the information sent back by our spies in the Underworld, the Demon Realm, the Demon Realm, and the Buddha Realm, the clones of Netherworld, Chonglou, Taiyi, and Rulai have all returned, but. ”

Taishang Laojun reported to the Jade Emperor that he had just sent back important information from the four realms of the underworld, the demon world, the demon world, and the Buddha world. However, he couldn't understand why the Jade Emperor's clone would come back first, could it be that something happened here?

Taishang Laojun guessed correctly, something did happen. If Zhang Chen's forced going to heaven is a good thing done by Chonglou and Taiyi, then the Jade Emperor's doppelganger is being given yin by Rulai. The object of the aura riot caused by the formation is indiscriminate, that is to say, as long as it is in this formation, it will be affected by the aura of the riot. When the formation was activated, the Jade Emperor's doppelganger (that is, Yuan Jingxuan) was taking care of Zhang Chen, so he was naturally affected.

At that time, Zhang Chen was so drunk that even if no one took care of him, there was no way for him to escape. The Jade Emperor stayed completely redundant, but in the context that Rulai intended to yin him, and Chonglou and Taiyi were all enemies, how could the Jade Emperor quickly react that this was a conspiracy? One wrong step, one wrong step, all the Jade Emperor who had lost the opportunity could do was to hold on to this clone. If you want to keep this doppelganger, you will naturally have to go to the upper realm, and you will lose the opportunity to stay in the human world.

Made, Chonglou and Taiyi pit I will admit it, the enemy! Don't talk about yin, it is understandable that you are being ruthless. But if you come! The two of us are teammates! Are we so friendly? Can we still have a good time? Is the boat of friendship going to capsize!

But these things, the Jade Emperor can't say. If he said it, it would damage his glorious image in the fairy world, and he could only swallow this bitter fruit alone.

"Just what? You don't have to worry too much, just say it. The Jade Emperor lowered his head and criticized the accumulated official documents, and said to Taishang Laojun, looking very casual, as if he didn't see the doubts in Taishang Laojun's eyes.

"According to the information sent back, the clones of Rulai and Chonglou each brought back a woman, while the clones of the Netherworld brought back two, and they were still Rakshasas. Your Majesty, do you know these things? I suspect there is a big problem here. "It's not that the chief emperor can't live without horses, but the horses of the chief emperor are organized, and there are seventy-two concubines in total, which is the harem of the chief emperor, and the rest of the more than seventy-three are not compiled, which is the so-called underground lover.

If you want to say that Chonglou brought back a woman, Taishang Laojun can still understand, after all, Chonglou is a demon! The devil is a cultivator who does what he wants, and he grabs his harem when he falls in love with a woman who is pleasing to the eye, which is normal, and he is saying that the establishment of Chonglou has not been used up yet!

But he couldn't understand the part about the Netherworld and Rulai, the two of them, one is a Buddhist leader who has no seven emotions and six desires, and the other is an elite old otaku who has never been out of the dormitory since becoming an emperor, so it will suddenly become springy? It's really incomprehensible.

"I know the woman I brought back and the two women in the netherworld, and I've seen it, but I have never heard him say that there are women in the building. But he doesn't seem to have any rules, I guess I only fell in love with it after my clone left the human world!" "Contrary to Taishang Laojun's expectations, he thought that the strange Netherworld and the Ma Ziyu Emperor of the two people had seen it, but he thought that the Ma Ziyu Emperor of the ordinary heavy building had not seen it. It gave him the feeling that the situation was out of his control.

The Jade Emperor also saw Taishang Laojun's worries, and explained to Taishang Laojun with a smile: "Don't worry about Laojun, listen to me tell you, this matter is ・・・・・・"

"Your Majesty, it's a big deal, it's a big deal. Just when the Jade Emperor was about to explain the cause and effect of this matter to Taishang Laojun in detail, his words were forcibly interrupted by a shout from outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor frowned at the same time, this voice they could tell that it was Tai Bai Xing, which could make the good old man in the fairy world Tai Bai Xing so flustered, I am afraid that something big has really happened.

The white and clean robe was also covered with dust, and the speed of running was extremely fast, just like a group of mad dogs chasing him behind him, Tai Baixing's whole person can be said to be extremely embarrassed, and he has lost his previous calmness at all.

"What the hell is going on? Look at the way you look, where is there still the appearance that the gods of the fairy realm should be. "It is Taishang Laojun who reprimands Tai Bai Xing, and Tai Bai Xing is a disciple accepted by Li Er, Taishang Laojun's doppelganger in the human world. Although it is received by the doppelganger, but for Taishang Laojun as the ontology, Tai Bai Xing is also his disciple, and Tai Bai Xing also recognizes this point, the doppelganger is a teacher, and the ontology is even more of a teacher, so Taishang Lao Jun naturally has the right to teach Tai Bai Xing a lesson.

"Master, I know, but ......" Tai Bai Xing wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Taishang Laojun extremely arrogantly.

"No, but, hurry up and tidy yourself up, don't talk until you are tidy up. ”

The teacher's fate is difficult, Tai Bai Xing had to silently tidy up himself, not only his appearance but also his own mentality, in the end, he is the disciple of Taishang Laojun, Tai Bai Xing is very fast, and it will be done in a short time with clothes or something. Taking a deep breath and calming down the excitement just now, Tai Bai Xing returned to his previous calm appearance.

Taishang Laojun nodded with satisfaction, he did this not only to let Tai Bai Xing tidy up his appearance, but also to stay for a little time to let the Jade Emperor be mentally prepared. He had already used the I Ching gossip in his heart just now, but he didn't even calculate anything, which can already show the seriousness of the situation. You must know that unless there is someone who has cultivated higher than him to cover up his luck, or if the matter he wants to calculate is itself a part of the heavenly machine that cannot be revealed, he can still calculate some of it more or less, and now he hasn't calculated it at all, isn't this big enough thing!

Tai Bai Xing first bowed to the Jade Emperor, and then bowed to Taishang Laojun, and then said slowly: "Tell Your Majesty that all the disciples of the Interception Sect have resigned from their positions in the Immortal Realm and gone to the Dao Realm. ”

With a click, something fell to the ground, and the sound of something hitting the ground echoed in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall. What fell was the official document in the hand of the Jade Emperor and the dust in the hand of Taishang Laojun, and there were two things that fell, but the sound rang out. This means that the official document of the Jade Emperor and the dust of Taishang Laojun fell to the ground at the same moment and in the same second.

There are some things that can be prevented without being mentally prepared. When Tai Bai Xing said it, the voice was not very loud, but when it reached the ears of Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor, it was as loud as the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder was splitting their brains.

"Taibai, you are saying it again, you are saying it again. The Jade Emperor's hands trembled a little, and he didn't dare to believe Tai Bai Xing's words. Not only the Jade Emperor, but even Taishang Laojun couldn't accept it.

Reality is reality and doesn't change because you can't accept it. At the strong request of the Jade Emperor, Tai Bai Xing said word by word: "Your Majesty, all the disciples of the Eight Righteous Gods have been relieved of their priesthood on the Divine Altar just now. Now, in addition to the Tai Sui Department, the other priesthoods such as the Plague Department, the Fire Department, the Water Department, the Thunder Department, the Sui Dou Department, the Pox Department, and the Finance Department have been vacant, not only that, but also the Nine Yao Star Officials, the Twenty-Eight Star Constellations, the Thirty-six Gang Stars, and the Seventy-two Earth Evil Stars have also gone to most of them, and the Four Holy Generalissimos, the Four Heavenly Kings, and the two generals have also resigned. ”

Every time Tai Bai Xing reported a name, the Jade Emperor's body was a little lower, until Tai Bai Xing reported the last name, the Jade Emperor was already sitting on the throne, and Taishang Laojun's situation was better than that of the Jade Emperor, but he was also sluggish. The eight righteous gods of the immortal realm suddenly decreased by more than seventy or eighty percent. And it's still those who specialize in doing things, why don't you stay if you call the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, hurry up and go to the Fengshen Platform to stop them, as long as there is Your Majesty's jade seal, they will not be able to leave their posts. When this time eases up, we can take our time and think about this matter. "Taishang Laojun is a saint in the end, even if it is such an earth-shattering thing, he can quickly react in a very short time.

The righteous gods who have been canonized by the god list are subject to the jurisdiction of the god list and the god whip, and they cannot leave their posts when they are prevented by the emperor in charge, and the work they do is dirty and tiring, and they are completely hard contract workers. And if you become a god in the flesh, you don't have so many constraints, you can leave your job if you want to, you don't have to be subject to the jurisdiction of the god list and the whip of the gods, and you can completely ignore the prevention of the emperor in charge.

In the two worlds of immortals and Buddhas, most of the disciples of the sect are canonized as gods, while the disciples of the sect are gods in the flesh. In other words, what good things are taught, and what black cauldron is intercepted.

"Yes, Lao Jun is right, let's go to the shrine quickly. The Jade Emperor didn't care about going down the stairs from the imperial platform, so he jumped down from the imperial platform and rushed to the Fengshen Platform located in the South Heavenly Gate, followed by Taishang Laojun and Tai Baixing.

When the Jade Emperor arrived at the Fengshen Platform, it was already empty and there was no one here, and the list of gods who were originally densely engraved with the gods of the fairy world had already left dozens of names hanging there. You must know that the god list has sealed three hundred and sixty-five eight righteous gods, and now there are only dozens left, and they are still those priesthoods who have no status and are very out of the way.

"It's too late, I'm too late!" The Jade Emperor was shocked, the Eight Divisions of the Righteous God were so much missing at once, I am afraid that Heavenly Court will not be able to maintain even the most basic operation.

"Your Majesty, let's go to the station of the Eighth Department to see if there is any chance that can be saved. "This is Taishang Laojun speaking again, witty as Taishang Laojun can find out the most critical point of the matter every time.

Standing in the headquarters of the Thunder Ministry Shenxiao Jade Mansion, looking at the empty hall, the Jade Emperor was completely numb, before coming to the Thunder Department, he and Taishang Laojun and Tai Bai Xing ran all over the main hall of the Eight Divine Headquarters, each of which was the same as the hall in front of him, it was empty.

Taishang Laojun is witty, but after all, he is a person, and even if he thinks about perfection, there will be loopholes. And this great retreat plan is such a big plan that has gathered all the energy of the second generation of disciples of the Interception Sect, how could it not be exhaustive? What Taishang Laojun could think of, they could naturally also think of, and what Taishang Laojun could not think of, they could also think of. In such a situation of mental calculation and unintentional calculation, it would be a great strange thing if the sect interception disciples could not gain the upper hand.

Long before going to the Fengshen Platform, the disciples of the sect thought that they had packed up all their things, and they just waited for the person who was on the list of gods to be relieved of their priesthood and leave. Although it takes a lot of time to remove the priesthood, fortunately, there are people whose names are on the list of gods, which is a small number compared to the total number of people in the entire sect, and most of the disciples are "temporary workers".