Chapter 53: Oh Mom, I'm Laughing to Death
[Little dirt: Someone actually said that my profile is poisonous, so terrible [angry] I am so pure, so gentle, so kind, such a kind person, I really can't write a good profile, this is a sad story]
Outside the city gate, Zhao Yuchuan was alone, looking at the three words Qingyun County on the city wall, his heart couldn't help but boil, haha, Sun Dasheng, I, Zhao Yuchuan, am going to see you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
By the way, are you really the Sun Monkey? Could you also have crossed over? Hmm...... As he approached step by step, Zhao Yuchuan didn't think about it, and finally the more he thought about it, the more outrageous it became, and he had already thought about China for 5,000 years.
However, it probably shouldn't be, if it's true, it has to be the master of a piece, not a small county.
Zhao Yuchuan was pleased with his smart mind, but I didn't expect that I, Zhao Yuchuan, would be so smart, analyzing step by step, and finally let me analyze that this Sun Dasheng definitely did not come from time.
"Stop, check. ”
Just as he was thinking about being happy, Zhao Yuchuan was stopped by the guards under the city gate.
"Ah, okay, okay. "Zhao Yuchuan is not a sinner, and he has not committed any crimes, so he is very calm, and he can search if he wants.
The two gatekeepers saw this kid so good, and they thought that they would be able to eat again today, so with excitement, they began to search around Zhao Yuchuan's body.
This search is really a left search, a right search, a search up, a search down, and no one has fallen, and the result is ...... But nothing was found, and the two gatekeepers were immediately dumbfounded, my day, how poor this must be, no wonder it is so "calm", this is no different from not wearing it.
This is too far from imagining, the babies really can't accept it, Mahler is a, in desperation, they finally scolded in a low voice: ", poor ghost, there is no one on the body, dare to come to Qingyun County with this kind of goods?"
Originally, Zhao Yuchuan felt wrong when he was searched, you said you can search it, why do you even search under me, could it be that I look too handsome and think that I am a woman dressed as a man, and I want to take advantage?
But as soon as the gatekeeper said that, Zhao Yuchuan immediately understood, and he felt that he was going to take me as a fool.
I look like a fool?
Zhao Yuchuan had to doubt his appearance, but it shouldn't be, I have always loved flowers when I see them.
Oh...... I see, there must be something wrong with these two goalkeepers.
comforted and comforted himself, Zhao Yuchuan didn't plan to meet this kind of person, so he pretended to cough and said slowly: "I said two, after the search, I can go in." ”
As he spoke, Zhao Yuchuan also stretched out his finger and pointed inside.
That look, as if a little white face was seeking the support of a little rich woman, which caused the two goalkeepers who had no bad intentions to suddenly turn their faces.
"Go in, okay, if you want to go in, you can go in, hand over a tael of silver and let you in." "Goalkeeper A put up a stand and said awkwardly.
"Ahh ??!" Zhao Yuchuan didn't expect that he wouldn't let him in after the search, didn't he find the money, Mahler was an egg.
Goalkeeper B looked at Zhao Yuchuan's surprised look, and his heart calmed down a lot, it seems that he is just an ordinary person, otherwise he wouldn't have this expression.
So, with this thought, Keeper B also chimed in: "I said boy, it's just one tael of silver, and we are already very tolerant, you must know that others have to give two taels of silver when they enter the city." ”
"Erliang!!, really fake?" Zhao Yuchuan was even more shocked.
"Of course it'......"
Before Goalkeeper A's words were finished, a young brother dressed in gorgeous clothes and faintly exuding the spirit of a king Ba came over with a group of subordinates.
As soon as Goalkeeper A and Goalkeeper B saw each other, they immediately changed their faces, bent over, hunched their backs, and said one by one: "Sun Gongzi, you are back." ”
"Well, don't give me nonsense, stand aside for me, don't let me look upset. "That Sun Gongzi obviously didn't give these two people face.
"Yes, yes, what Sun Gongzi said is, please come in, please come in. "Don't mention how embarrassing those two goalkeepers are, they have to be hot faces and cold butts again.
But they are happy, and they will definitely post it next time they meet.
That Sun Gongzi was unmoved, obviously he had been posted too much, and he would not feel a little embarrassed, but instead snorted heavily, and went in with a bunch of people.
"Let's go. ”
Sun Gongzi's figure quickly disappeared into the crowd in the city, leaving only a little aftersound floating in the air.
Zhao Yuchuan witnessed the whole process on the side, and at this time he was already smiling in his heart, and couldn't help but snort, with a smile, he asked: "This ...... Is that what you said everyone has to pay two taels of silver?"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, oops, hahaha. "No, it's really not good, Zhao Yuchuan finally couldn't hold back and laughed.
"What do you know, you kid. The two goalkeepers were also obviously aware of how painful the face was, and they slapped themselves in the face.
"You kid laughs, can you compare with others, Sun Gongzi is the son of Sun Dasheng of Qingyun County, that is one person under ten thousand people, can you compare with a stinky boy?" The two goalkeepers blushed and excused themselves.
"Oh, so that's the case, you said they were the sons of Sun Dasheng, is it really fake?" Zhao Yuchuan pretended to be suddenly enlightened.
"Oh, that's still fake, you don't go in to inquire, we don't know who in Qingyun County doesn't know, Sun Dasheng's son Sun Xiaoye is also a genius, he has just become an adult, he is already a martial emperor's cultivation, that can really be called a young talent, just by virtue of this, I don't know how many girls are smiling and blushing in their dreams!!"
"Such a, hey, I'll go, I deserve to be the son of Sun Dasheng. Zhao Yuchuan suddenly didn't know what to expect, and stared at the two gatekeepers with a stunned expression.
The embarrassment of the two goalkeepers being stared at, coupled with the fact that they were embarrassed before, hurriedly waved their hands impatiently: "Look at it, look at it, you kid hurry up and go in, it's slippery." ”
"Hey, two elder brothers, didn't you just say that you wanted a tael of silver?" Zhao Yuchuan asked innocently.
"Damn, where did you kid get so much nonsense, if you don't go in, even if you take ten taels, one hundred taels, believe it or not, we won't let you in. Goalkeeper A couldn't hold back on his face, wishing that this kid would disappear from him quickly.
"Oh, boy, I understand, I'm going to go in, I'm going to go in. Zhao Yuchuan didn't pester these two hard-working goalkeepers anymore, thinking they were actually quite interesting.
With a slight fist clench, Zhao Yuchuan walked towards the city.
Oh my god, it's gone.
The two goalkeepers wiped the sweat on their heads, feeling that today was really embarrassing, who would have thought that they had just said the previous sentence, and the next foot Sun Gongzi would come.
Is...... It's so coincidental, hey, I'll go, I'll have to see it clearly in the future, I can't be like this anymore.
"Hey, I said two brothers, I almost forgot one thing. Before he had gone far, Zhao Yuchuan turned around and smiled at the two goalkeepers.
Oh mom, hell, heck, what's this kid going to do.
"I said you kid can't leave yet, why are you coming back??!!" The sweat on the goalkeeper's head had just been wiped off, and it was all dripping down again.
"Haha, nothing, nothing, I forgot something, that, hard work, hard work, two brothers take it, little care is not respectful. As he spoke, Zhao Yuchuan stuffed things into the keeper A's hand.
"Alright, alright, I'm really going this time. ”
Without any souvenirs, Zhao Yuchuan dusted off his sleeves and left, not taking a single cloud with him.