Chapter 14: Flowers and Cow Dung
Zhang Yu quickly ran out, and when Wen Fei was inexplicable, he saw a girl he brought in. Wearing straight jeans, he looks straight and slender with a pair of legs, a delicate face, and a ponytail. It looks simple, but there is a kind of green chun that is moving.
Seeing the two of them coming into the door affectionately, Changyu said triumphantly: "Xiaoyu, let me introduce you, this is my buddy." It's called Wen Fei, you can just call him a Taoist!"
Wen Fei was still wearing a Taoist robe at this time, and he didn't change it down. Seeing Changyu with such a punctual girl, my heart couldn't help but feel a little sour. The heart is another flower, inserted in this pile of cow dung. Speaking of Changyu, the fat man, although his appearance is not good, he is very popular with women, and he changes his girlfriend twice in three days. And one is more beautiful than the other. It's not as good as Wen Fei, he has always been a single.
"Yike...... Such a big chicken. Now there is bird flu, this chicken ......" Xiaoyu saw the chicken in Wen Fei's hand and immediately crowed.
"It's okay, it's okay. Zhang Yu said with a smile: "This is an authentic local chicken bought from the mountains and raised at home." It's not a farm, so it's possible to spread bird flu?" he said, quickly starting to clean up the roosters.
Wen Fei's kitchen was not big, and Zhang Yu and his new girlfriend squeezed in, showing affection while starting to cook a love dinner. Of course, if Wen Fei is not here!
"Fusheng is immeasurably heavenly, and the poor Tao is a person who seeks the Tao. How can you fall into the love of men and women? Wen Fei looked at this situation with a sour heart and explained himself. simply became the sleeve shopkeeper and gave the kitchen to the two of them to toss casually. In my heart, I couldn't help but curse a good watery flower, and inserted it into the cow dung again!
Wen Fei went to the ancient world at ten o'clock in the evening, and he was delayed there for a few hours, and now it is exactly eleven or twelve o'clock. As the two of them went to cook, he took out the harvest of Jinri himself, which originally had more than two yuan, but now that he bought some things, there were only one thousand fifteen or six copper coins left, which was almost two.
He now knows that the original thing of being short two catties is not unique to modern times. At that time in the Northern Song Dynasty, it was also quite common, and the money should have been just 1,000 Wen. But then it became nine hundred, eight hundred, and in some places it is even said to have become seven hundred and five...... Tainyima cheated on her father.
He vomited for a while, and suddenly felt unhappy. Thinking that he had actually met the four ancestors and five ancestors of the Jindan Sect of the Southern Sect, it was a chance that was even greater than the sky, but what was the result? I didn't know Mount Tai with my eyes, and I actually offended both of them...... Thinking of this, Wen Fei began to sigh. Even the long-awaited chicken is a little tasteless.
For a super enthusiast of cultivation like Wen Fei, or a god stick in the mouth of others, it is extremely attractive to be able to learn the true inheritance.
"The dish is ready, the dish is ready. Taoist priest, do you feel like buying wine, how can you do it without food?"
Wen Fei said lazily: "I don't want to go to ......" and then the whole person jumped up: "I'm going to buy wine, hehe...... Fatty, you really remind the dreamer...... Hehe...... "He said and ran out.
Zhang Yu in the kitchen was inexplicable: "What is this Taoist guy crazy today?"
Xiaoyu said, "I think your friend is a little weird. ”
Zhang Yu smiled: "It's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it." Don't look at this person as a little out of tune, in fact, making friends with him is the most reassuring ......"
Wen Fei quickly ran back, and Zhang Yu's eyes straightened: "Daoist, you're not sick, right? Just buy a few bottles of beer, why are you buying so much liquor? Oh, it's all good wine, Moutai, Wuliangye, you're crazy, aren't you?"
I saw Wen Fei carrying a large bag of wine, and he looked like he had five or six bottles, and Zhang Yu's eyes were straight when he saw it. The two of them don't drink very much, if it's five or six bottles of beer, two people can get it, but if it's liquor, let alone five or six bottles, even one bottle can get the two of them.
"It's not for you to drink," Wen Fei said proudly: "I saw two high-ranking people in the countryside, and these two bottles of wine were used to bribe them." I beg them to accept me as an apprentice, so that I can inherit the position of the sixth generation patriarch of Jindan Nanzong!"
"Aren't the six ancestors Huineng? Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform...... Aren't you a Taoist priest, why did you suddenly want to be a monk?"
"I'll go," Wen Fei didn't bother to speak: "Let's go, let's go." Hey, don't touch my wine, that's Wuliangye is very expensive......"
The farmer's local chicken is really delicious, and the three people who eat it can't stand up. A chicken made four or five dishes, what chili chicken nuggets, stir-fried chicken liver, and chicken soup stewed with yam Huangjing are all real materials that Wen Fei got back in the Northern Song Dynasty, but they are not comparable to modern artificial cultivation.
Speaking of which, firstly, the ingredients brought by Wen Fei are good, and secondly, the craftsmanship of Changyu's guy is really good, which is worthy of praise. The three of them ate up a whole five or six pound big rooster. It was the one called Xiaoyu who was reserved at the beginning, and then he couldn't stand the temptation of deliciousness, and after eating his belly, he had a sad face for a while: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to gain weight again......"
Zhang Yu had a big belly like a pregnant woman, lying on the sofa humming, and there was a dirty sock hanging on the back of the sofa above his head: "It tastes so good, when will you go get another one!"
Wen Fei also said: "There is no money, there is no money." I'm going to go again in a few days, these bottles of wine are so fucking expensive. It cost me a few thousand dollars. Fatty, can you help me see how much these copper coins are worth?"
Zhang Yu took it lazily: "Damn, why do they have so many copper coins in that place, didn't they dig a big tomb in the Northern Song Dynasty." Hey, it's upside down!"
As soon as he talked about tomb robbery, Zhang Yu's eyes began to glow. Back then, when tomb robbery novels were popular, the inverted fighting group was really popular on the Internet. For three days, there were people shouting at both ends: I have a place here, maybe it's a big fight. Comrades, who is going, hurry up and sign up.
At that time, Comrade Changyu was a very crazy inverted fighting family, and he had participated in three inverted fighting operations. As a result, I was deceived twice, and once I just dug two shovels, I was sent to the police station by the peasant uncles who heard the news and were very vigilant!
"Pull your light," Wen Fei said unceremoniously. Back then, Zhang Yu was locked up in the police station, and he didn't dare to notify his family, so he took the money to bail this guy out. At that time, I only saw a group of men and women, all of whom were in their teens, all dressed brightly, wearing famous brands, and at least a few thousand people from top to bottom. Kept in a detention cell.