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To the following eighteen people: "I am your deputy teacher, you can call me Brother Dazhi, do you know?"

"Got it, Brother Dazhi!" said the man below.

"Well, that's what you'll call it in the future, you have to remember. "We don't have to rush this training, the sect master said, this time we must train you to be loyal, witty, don't admit to death, and can escape from death as perfect traitors." ”

"No matter how much time it takes, it can't be helped. After all, you are the most important part. "I say this in the hope that you will be able to recognize the importance of this mission and how far you are from a perfect agent." ”

"Raise your hand, what's the matter, say it!" said the big flicker.

"Brother Dazhi, but we still don't understand how far we are from the perfect spy. A spy said.

"A perfect spy is witty, do you ask yourselves to be witty? A perfect spy is at the same time a dead and shameless one, do you want face?" said the big flicker.

"Why can't we spies have face?" the spy asked.

"Okay, I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, the sect master found that there was a group of people who seemed to be spies, so he asked questions, and one of them suddenly cried that he was wronged, but at that time, a spy suddenly popped out. What did you say that spy said?" said the big flicker.

He actually said that the crying man had lost the face of the spy, and he said that he was not afraid of the sect master, and finally died. And the one who cried survived. I don't mean to say that the sect master can't tell who the spy is!"

"I mean, if you don't have a face, you still have some life, and if you want a face, you don't have anything. The big flicker.

Da Flicker looked at the eighteen people and nodded, thinking that what he said was right.

Suddenly asked, "Then I said that the Yunyu Sect is a garbage sect, will you be angry?"

"Yes, uh, no, because I'm a stinking and shameless spy. A spy said.

"I said that the Yunyu Sect is a Lajung Sect, aren't you angry, what about your loyalty?" said Da Fu.

"So what are we going to do? We want to be shameless and loyal. "A spy seems to have been fooled by a big fool.

"Look at you, I have been overshadowed so easily, where is your wit. I'll just sum up, you don't have the characteristics of being stinky and shameless, you don't have loyalty to the sect, and you don't have wit. Hey, the current spies are really of low quality. The big flicker shook his head.

"Brother Dazhi, I know, we are angry at others scolding Yunyu Sect, but we can't reveal our identities because of this. "There's a spy.

The other spies also nodded, revealing a look of sudden realization.

Da Yu looked at it in his eyes and said, "You have a good understanding! Don't worry, under the careful teaching of my big wise brother, you will definitely become a perfect spy." ”

"You," the big flicker said, pointing to the man who said it well, "read the book from the beginning." Da Flicker took out "The Last Days of Fall" from his bag and handed it to the man.

The man was also a little puzzled.

"You lack wit, and this book can teach you wit. Da Fu said, sat on Zhao Dapeng's Taishi chair and drank a cup of boiled water leisurely.

Da Flicker looked at those spies and thought that he was synonymous with wit. What's wrong with me drinking plain water! Don't talk about drinking tea, even if you smoke opium from Burma, it can't compare to my wit.

The spy also read it from the beginning, but he didn't recognize the strange words, and he didn't say a word.

"Oh, you look at the table of contents, and it's in English. There is a language version of the middle domain later. The big flicker.

The spy flipped through the table of contents as well, and then read the Chinese language version of the book.

The first chapter is called First Acquaintance with the Last Days of For. The crowd didn't hear much of it, but as they listened to it, they began to have questions.

"If you have any questions, just ask. Big Fool said.

So the crowd told all the questions they had heard from the story.

Big Flicker also answers them one by one.

After listening to this, the group of spies were full of admiration for the big fool.

Don't look at the big fool who is young, about 13 years old, but people are indeed worthy of the big wisdom brother, this title.

In fact, it was because the big flicker wore disguise equipment.

Actually, originally, it turned out to be, too, was 13 years old!

After listening to it for about two hours, he told the disciple to put down "The Last Days of Fuer".

Ask the spies, "Have you gained anything?"

The spies nodded.

Da Yu said, "I don't want to do anything to you anymore." Let's move on to the next training session. ”

Da Flicker brought a sledgehammer and said, "This is to exercise your calmness in times of crisis." ”

"Brother Dazhi, is that sledgehammer used to hit people?" asked a spy.

"You're smart, you'll be the first to come. The big flicker laughed.

I saw that the big flicker was holding the sledgehammer and let the spy stand in front of the big flicker.

Da Yu said to the spies, and to the group of spies: "This training is like this. Let me ask you a question, if you don't answer me in the process of falling the hammer, then I won't stop. ”

Big Flicker raised his hammer high and threw it down. While smashing, he asked, "What is the name of the first chapter of the last days of Forger?"

"Scream" The spy watched the big flickering hammer smash down, and was too frightened to answer the question.

"Poof!", the spy burst into tears. It hit the face, and the spy was about to cry and die of pain.

"The second. The big flicker.

The big flicker raised the sledgehammer high and smashed it down, asking as he smashed.

"Who is the deputy of the end of the world?"

The spy suddenly closed his eyes and shouted, "Hua, Watson, Watson!"

"Poof!", the spy burst into tears.

The spy covered his face and said, "Brother Dazhi, I answered?"

"You shouldn't close your eyes, you know?" said the big flicker.

"Next!" the spy ran to the first spy with his face covered, not knowing what to talk about.

The next spy stood in front of Da Fu, who picked up a sledgehammer and asked as he smashed it, "What is Watson's profession?"

"Uh, doctor. ”

"Poof!", the spy burst into tears.

"Brother Dazhi, am I hesitating?" the spy asked.

Big Flicker nodded embarrassedly.

smashed several spies in a row, and they all figured out their own reasons.

Until there is a spy.

"Brother Dazhi, why are you still beating me!"

"I didn't say you were right, so I won't beat you. The big flicker. "If I don't beat you if I answer correctly, do you still have pressure?"

"And the rest, don't you want to be a good spy?" asked the big flicker.

The rest of the spies are under even more pressure!