Chapter 1 The Blind Old Lame Donkey
Chapter 1: The Blind Old Lame Donkey
Da Zhou Shangwen, every three years and every spring to open the course. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info The world's scholars are all eager to rush to it!
The Great Zhou Dynasty is set in Ying, handed down for more than 700 years and the society is not tilted, the first king of the Great Zhou Dynasty said that it is the mercy of heaven, so he ordered people to build a thousand zhang Naxian Road outside this Yingdu with white jade as the base!
So pause and wait for this natural disaster to pass, it is wonderful to say, as soon as everyone retreats from this road, the sky will be clear, and the rapid change is really eye-popping. Shi Si was the supervisor, but he didn't dare to disobey the order of the king of Zhou!
So in desperation, the division could only report truthfully, and when the king heard about it, he didn't blame it, but just said: The gas is determined in a few days, and it cannot be forced.
As a result, this thousand-zhang virtuous road has become 800 zhang, not a single cent, not a centimeter, not a less! Moreover, this way is not allowed to practice martial arts, eunuchs, and prostitutes! Only those who can walk on this road are scholars in the world!
This year is the year of the beginning of the course, and scholars from all over the world have crossed the mountains and mountains from all over the Great Zhou Dynasty to Yingdu! At this time, two people went straight to the city on the 800-zhang Naxian Road.
One of them rode an old donkey with a blind eye and a lame leg, and the other followed on foot with a book on his back!
"I said, Childe, why are you doing this, how can you read this sage's article with your qualifications! Wouldn't it be wonderful to dig out the bird's nest, walk around the green building, and do what you love? Why should I suffer too!" One of them spoke, dressed in green clothes, dressed as a scholar, but the voice of a woman spoke, crisp and vivid, and it sounded good.
"Hmph!" the other squinted at the other and snorted coldly, "You are a minion, how much do you know?
"I don't understand what? Aren't you just falling in love with the Oiran in the Drunken Dream Building? Aren't you just hearing that people especially like to chant poetry and make the moon, so you want to gain fame?" The scholar rolled his eyes, but he didn't let it go at all,-for-tat.
The other person was suddenly angry, "You slave, you are so bold, don't you think that Young Master Ben will not dare to treat you?"
The scholar in Tsing Yi took out a cucumber from his baggage, wiped it on his sleeve, took a bite with a click, and muttered indistinctly: "Okay, good! My good young master, you can use your means to let me see it!"
The man she called the young master was furious, and scolded: "If you are really a slave, you deceive me everywhere, take my burden, rob my donkey, have you ever seen a master walk, and a slave rides a donkey?"
The person sitting on the donkey was not angry, clapped his hands, and moved his butt on the donkey, "If it weren't for you, a young master who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains and grains, and you have to be vassals and elegant to learn from those poor and sour talents, and travel thousands of miles, how would we end up so miserable?
"You are more delicate than me as a young master, and there is fun in the world of scholars that you don't understand!"
"Young master, your skin is really not thin, even if you have half a jar of water, you dare to say that you have read books? I, the person who is your scholar, will know more than you!"
"You little girl, don't you treat you too well, young master?
When the man on the donkey heard this, he thought that his young master was really angry, his little face was bitter, and he hurriedly went to the ground and helped the young master, "Young master go up and sit for a while?"
"Humph!"
"Young master, don't be angry, didn't Red Sleeves want to talk to you when he saw that you were so bored all the way?"
The man was a little amused, and pointed at the nose of the coquettish red sleeves, "How can my dignified Su Yuelin be angry with you because of this!" said as he reached out and picked up the red sleeves by the waist and put them on the donkey again, "Your foot is injured, don't follow me to suffer!"
"Hehe, young master, you're so good! I'll follow you out next time!"
"! Lao Tzu will no longer learn from those poor scholars, read thousands of books, and travel thousands of miles!"
A lame donkey, one foot deep and one foot shallow, paced to the city gate in a discordant rhythm. The slanting sun, the ancient road, the 800 zhang jade road, is full of bleak grass!
It wasn't until the sun was setting and the crescent moon was rising that the two of them found a place to rest.
It's not that there are fewer inns in Yingdu, it's just that there are too many scholars who come to Yingdu to catch the exam, and Su Yuelin and the two of them came late, so they wasted some energy!
The two of them walked and stopped, asking east and west, before they came to the only inn in this Yingdu that was not full, but when they came to the door of this inn, they glanced at the name of the inn, and understood why it was not full of people alone. I saw that the name of the inn was "Sun Mountain Inn"!
"Young master, are you still staying?" Red Sleeves grimaced, seeing that it was getting late and getting late, he was a little anxious.
Su Yuelin was also a little dumbfounded, who is not lucky to take the exam, this boss is lacking in heart and eyes, he doesn't want to make money, and he doesn't want to be separated. But these two people are on the road for a day, and it is when people are sleepy and donkeys are lacking, and it is not a matter to take a girl to sleep on the street without staying in a store!
"Hey~ two guest officers, are you staying in the hotel or playing sharp?"
"Stay!"
"Two guest officers, it's dark outside, I don't know if you can see the name of this small shop?"
"See clearly! Why can't you live here?" Su Yuelin was already reluctant, holding back the fire in his heart!
"Guest officer, I'm not afraid that you will make a lot of misunderstandings when you live here, aren't you?" The little guy suddenly smiled, and his face was like another flower, "It's a little fool, don't be angry with a little person like me!"
"Hmph, I want two upper rooms!" Su Yuelin didn't want to spill his anger on a guy. As soon as the words fell, there was another voice at the door, "I also want two upper rooms!"
The voice is pleasant, the end is good, a good person has not arrived, and the smile is heard first. Su Yuelin and Red Sleeves turned around and saw two people coming in front and back of the door.
When the first person, medium stature, a pair of phoenix eyes, his face is like fat snow, and his eyes seem to have a puddle of autumn water in his eyes! Not only Su Yuelin was stunned, but the red sleeves were also stunned, and he thought that the men in this world were like his own straw bale young master, but now looking at this person, dressed in purple, heroic and compelling, he realized that he was still sitting in a well and watching the sky.
The guy was not angry, looking at this person, handsome and extraordinary, he immediately flattered: "This son is really good-looking, fairy character, look at your face, it is estimated that it is not the champion but also the talent of Tanhua!"
The man who came in didn't answer, but the one who came in behind was quite unkind!
"You are such a nonsense, my son-in-law wants to live in a hotel, you sweep the couch to greet him, what is such flattery!"
"Xue'er, don't be rude!" The boy raised his hand and took a fan and tapped lightly on Xue'er's head, Xue'er obediently shrank her head and stopped talking, the boy turned back to the guy, "Please also ask this little brother to arrange two rooms for the two of me! Let me wait for a night's rest!"
"Well, this... Childe doesn't know, there are only two upper rooms left in our store, and the boy has already asked for it just now, I'm afraid..."
"This..."The boy was stunned for a moment, then turned around and arched his hand to Su Yuelin, "This son must be the same as Zaixia, they are all people rushing to take the exam, and the meeting is also fate, I wonder if the son can give up his love?"
"I..." Su Yuelin is not a good man and a woman, he is like a demon king in the world, how can he be so good at talking, and he is about to speak. The red sleeves standing on the side immediately responded: "Okay! Okay! It's a blessing for me to meet such a wonderful person as Childe, and let go of a room that is out of the way!"
Su Yuelin's face twitched, knowing that this girl must have seen that little white face, she was good-looking, and she didn't care about her own feelings! He wanted to say something more, but when he saw the red sleeves pleading with a pleading face, he could only endure it! So he could only nod and say no more.
The boy on the other side was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately bowed again, thanking: "Thank you two brothers for your success!"
"It's not enough to worry about it! Under the surname Hong, a person from Qingzhou, I don't know the name of Gongzi Gao?" Red Sleeves also made a decent return gift, and opened his eyes and said nonsense, Su Yuelin looked at it and felt that it was quite interesting, so he didn't bother!
The man was polite, "The prince doesn't have to be polite, he is in the white jade, fortunately he will be lucky! I don't know who this is..." asked Su Yuelin again.
The red sleeves were about to answer, but Su Yuelin bowed his hand, "It's just a servant by the side of the son, called Su Donkey, who is reckless by nature, can't read the article, and is stupid, thanks to my son-in-law's refusal to give up, he always follows the left and right!"
The red sleeves twitched, and it was difficult to speak. However, when the person behind Bai Yu heard this, he suddenly laughed, "Su Donkey!
The white jade hurriedly turned around and lifted the paper fan to look at her head again, Xue'er was in pain, covered her head, and looked at her son-in-law with some grievances!
"Brother Su, don't blame it! Xue'er is young, she doesn't know how to be polite, and she offends a lot!"
"What did the big brother say! Little brother Xue'er, he has a hearty and generous temperament, but he is quite right to my character! I simply have a kind of impulse to talk with candles and nights, fall asleep on my feet, and get along with each other!"
The little girl named Xue'er is ashamed and annoyed, and the red sleeves are also self-ashamed! This straw bag boy is really too unreliable! She really deserves to be the master of the small and local ruffians, and her mouth is earth-shattering!
Bai Yu smiled embarrassedly, knowing that this Su Yuelin might be quite dissatisfied with himself, so he made a joke!
"Brother Su, it's funny! Bai Mou thanked me for the matter of letting the room!"
When he returned to the room, Su Yuelin put his things down and lay down on the bed!
"Young master, that boy just now was so handsome!"
Su Yuelin coughed lightly for the rest of his life, "Better looking than me?"
"Yes!" Red Sleeves blushed and nodded shyly!
Su Yuelin was extremely angry, "Dead girl, in this young bed, do you still dare to think about spring?"
Red Sleeves giggled, "Young Master~ I want to wash my feet!"
"What do you want me to do when you wash your feet?"
"But Childe, the red sleeves and feet hurt!" "The red sleeves were coquettish, snorting and numbing half of his body!
Su Yuelin hurriedly sat up from the bed, a little helpless, and glanced at the lazy red sleeves on the bed viciously.
"Diao Nu!"