Chapter 1 Chen Tianci, a genius and a fool
Chen Tianci wanted to make a phone call to a stranger. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
This kind of thinking is not unusual, many people did it when they were young, but when they grow up, they are embarrassed to do it again, after all, people who are not ashamed are a minority, and it is also a very shameful thing to be scolded for neuropathy, as if everyone else has taken medicine and they haven't taken it.
He wondered if anyone used the number 158-8888-8888.
This number is more than 8, maybe it belongs to Ma Yun, otherwise how could he be so rich! He has a lot of money than Wang Sicong's father, and he is said to be a peerless genius in the world of practicing stalls.
Honk...... Honk...... Honk......
I am looking at the moon, how many dreams do I have, flying freely...... Rise......
This ringtone, tsk...... Only those who have dreams dare to use it, and Tianci can't help but tremble in his heart.
"Shouldn't it be right, what if it's really Ma Yun? Do you talk to him about your dreams, or just ask him for money...... The reason is that everyone is a genius. If he scolds me for being shameless, I will sue him on the grounds that it hurts a heart chasing dreams and makes him pay five cents for mental damages. ”
I was looking ...... distance, "Son!"
As soon as the phone rang, he immediately spoke, and without saying "hey", he called his son.
Tianci didn't react, a little confused, but he couldn't let people take advantage of him in a daze, and after quickly ruling out the situation that it was his father, he blurted out: "Sun Tzu! Who are you? Don't pretend to be Ma Yun!"
The main reason is that I have never encountered this situation, how can I get on the phone without saying "hey" and directly call someone my son? This is too direct. Even if you are the richest man, it is not appropriate to call someone's son directly after the phone is connected!
"Son, your body is too weak, a rabbit cub with a four-fold quenching body realm can beat you like this? Alas, it's so difficult that I can't do it......" The man ignored the godsend, and continued to talk to himself.
Tianci has called countless times, and this is really the first time he has encountered this situation, and he said in his heart, who is this? Ma Yun's Mandarin is not so good. How can there be a phone call that doesn't say "hey", just shouts and screams, and reporting the funeral is not such a report, and it is also quenched! Why don't you fly?
Chen Tianci was a little surprised, thinking that it should not be a string, right? Maybe he was strung to the neurological hospital, and then listened to what he said.
"Alas...... His father, don't say it, blame me for giving birth to a stupid son for you, if he is not stupid, he will cultivate for a few years, and have the strength to quench his body one or two, he will not be beaten to death......! "I don't want to have someone next to me, it sounds like a husband and wife."
"Who the hell are you?"
Tianci tried to ask again, but there was no sound on the other end of the phone.
Then there was a noisy sound of electricity, followed by a sudden and unusually sharp and piercing sound like a chainsaw sawing a steel pipe. (It's "buzz...... Thorn ...... Ah......", not very easy to describe)
Anyway, the sound was very harsh and harsh, causing the heaven-sent ears to be deaf all of a sudden, and then his eyes were black and he was stunned.
This is the fate of geniuses, who are not shocked to death and fortune-telling, and those who can survive become scientists.
Chen Tianci is a rising star in the genius industry, and the specific level is still a little unclear, after all, this industry is also mixed. Anyway, I don't know how long it took after the stun, a generation of geniuses Chen Tianci opened his eyes, and he definitely didn't die (if he dies, the novel will end the whole play.) It's just that this one closes his eyes, and as soon as he opens his eyes, the world changes.
A man and a woman in front of him, both of them looked middle-aged, wearing strange-looking clothes, with completely unfamiliar faces, two pairs of eyes staring at Chen Tianci upright.
The concern and joy in those eyes clearly showed that the parents were looking at their son who had come back from the dead.
"Two, who are you?" Tianci looked at the two strange uncles and aunts, and felt that the situation seemed to be very complicated.
"I'm your father!"
"I'm your mother!".
The two of them were very anxious when they spoke, as if they were afraid that God would not recognize them.
"......What? Go, when will there be an extra pair of fathers and mothers?
I still know my parents, so can I not know them? Not to mention that they are also a very characteristic couple.
Let's just say that last year, on Mother's Day, God painted a carnation for my mother, and the old girl didn't say that the painting was bad, but that the flower was ...... Painted like cow dung.
Tianci doesn't like to hear this, does he use "flower" to describe cow dung? It should be "tuo"? He has learned to paint seriously. Dad listened to it but was very happy, said that in fact, flowers and cow dung are the most husband and wife, so the painting is actually quite similar, for this praise of the heavens in the morning, said that the cow dung has the style of modern painters, and it is even more rare to have a rod with leaves, it looks quite fresh, like it has just been picked from the greenhouse.
In other words, such a characteristic parent, even if you go to the salty nation (can you eat kimchi for a long time, it is still sour!) and come back in the whole shape, as long as you speak, you can recognize it.
But the two in front of them have to pretend to be their parents, and they don't know what they want, can they see that they are geniuses?
They don't listen to what God says. Tianci finally understood, these two people were the two people he heard on the phone.
But how did he get here, Tianci doesn't know, he doesn't believe in such a thing as crossing and rebirth at all, it's not scientific.
"Silly son, you woke up, scared me to death, woo woo woo ......", the middle-aged woman hugged Chen Tianci and cried.
Tianci was unexpectedly held in his arms by his aunt, and his heart was also shocked.
"Okay, okay, damn it, don't cry, my son has been in a coma for three days and three nights, angry like a gossamer, people who have seen it say that they are hopeless, I don't want to wake up, it's really the blessing of the ancestors, the ancestors are manifested!" the middle-aged man held back his excitement and persuaded.
The middle-aged woman burst into tears and laughed, let go of Chen Tianci, and wiped away the tears with her hands.
Tianci calmed down a little, and said with some embarrassment: "Two, you seem to be mistaken, I am not your son, I don't know you." ”
"Alas...... Look at this...... Originally, our son was just stupid, but he finally recognized his parents, but now...... When the middle-aged woman heard this, she sighed, and cried when it was over, as if she had really died once.
"Son, you ...... What's your name?" the middle-aged man asked anxiously.
"Chen Tianci, what's wrong? Could it be that your son is also called Chen Tianci? Uncle, are you joking?" Tianci replied disapprerovingly.
"Bastard, how can you call me uncle? Sounds weird, alas...... , I still know my name. You stupid son, your name is Chen Tianci, of course it's my son, I'm your father, my name is Chen Ziang, it's your father!" The middle-aged man was in a hurry, and even told his son what his name was.
Tianci noticed at this time that he was lying on an antique carved bed, and everything around him, the whole room, tables, chairs and benches, was obviously not something that could be seen in modern society.
"His brother's waist, alas, this and this...... Did you wear it?
After a lot of effort, Tianci finally thought of this stubble, and it seems that he has to face the reality, and he can't take care of it if it's not scientific.
The two people in front of him kept calling him son, one was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, the other was crying, and kept touching his head with his hand, which really made him cry and laugh.
Looking at the parents in front of me, thinking of the parents who should be their parents, this taste is only known by God.
......
It took three full days, Tianci was finally able to face the absurd reality, and understood that he had crossed over, but looking at himself in the bronze mirror, he muttered: "I must have worn it, but I'm ...... it."
Now Tianci, the appearance is almost the same as the original, it can be said that there are eight or nine points similar, but if you look closely, there are still some differences, it seems that there is more flesh on the face, and the body is a lot stronger and taller.
However, what made him feel strange was that the two uncles and aunts who claimed to be his parents, as well as the maids sent to serve him, actually said that he had lost a lot of weight, and said that it might be the reason why he had not eaten for three days in a coma.
According to various signs, Tianci judged that his condition was relatively unusual, and he should have merged with the original fool Chen Tianci, but his body and spirit after the merger were completely under his own control.
In this way, the original guy, a fat fool, is naturally dead. How unfortunate, Tianci feels that for a fool, death is not a good thing, after all, ants are still stealing life, let alone a person, or a simple person like a child.
Now that it's a fact, then you have to try to face it, in fact, crossing and rebirth are not new, although they are combined, but they are almost the same, anyway, they generally have to cross. Tianci is also a person who has read online articles, so he decided to be like the reborn person written in the novel, and first recognize his godfather and godmother.
When my uncle and aunt heard that God called their parents, they were so happy that they burst into tears.
Tianci thinks it's not bad, although he has become a fool, after all, Gao Fu is stupid, and there is only one word behind Gao Fu Shuai. Clothes come to stretch out their hands, food comes to open their mouths, and there are beautiful and well-behaved little maids to serve. This kind of toffee cannonball is enough to make Tianci let go of his class position and change his mentality of hating the rich in the past, and after a few days, Tianci has gradually adapted to this kind of landlord and old wealth life.
But Tianci didn't dare to go outside for a few days, he was very worried that he would meet a wind wolf, an iron leopard or something, nesting at home, and didn't dare to talk to people, he was stupid, for fear that others would recognize him as an earthling.
Idle, looking out through the window, I saw a few begonia flowers blooming, a pair of swallows in the mud, and found that in addition to the animals and plants he didn't recognize, there were flowers and swallows in this place, and the season was the same as the earth's hometown, just spring, it was the season for animals to sprout. That's great!
"Rou'er, hungry!" After a morning of appreciating the flowers, my stomach began to growl, so I stupidly asked the maid to eat.
"Okay, okay, young master, don't run around, stay in the house, Sister Rou'er will give you snacks!" Rou'er said with a grin. When it was over, he touched it on his forehead.
"Okay, young master, young master don't run around! Rou'er go quickly!" Tianci said pretending to be stupid.
Although Tianci lived the life of a young master, this young master was originally a fool, and Tianci found that it was too difficult to play this role.
Tianci said to himself depressedly: "What can a fool do? How can this be mixed? I can't be a fool for the rest of my life!"
Tianci thought for a long time, and felt that he could no longer be a fool, his little eyes blinked, and he had an idea in his heart.
So when Rou'er came in with a snack, Tianci said with a smile: "Rou'er, put down the dim sum first, you come here, I have something to say to you!"
Rou'er was taken aback by Tianci, because Tianci's serious expression is really not what a fool should have: his eyes are sharp, his smile is sincere, a little cynical, and he is generally not ugly, nor obscene, and there is no dementia.
If it weren't for the fact that other parts other than the eyes were relatively ordinary, Tianci could also be called the second ancestor of Feiliu Tuo, rich and handsome. As the saying goes, the family is wide and the boy is out, after all, now that he is a young master, his family is rich, and he is not the same as before, and he is much more handsome.
Tianci never thought of crossing, but crossing allowed him to complete the gorgeous transformation from a ** silk to a rich and handsome, and he found that Gao Fushuai is the ** silk of a rich family, and the children of rich families are not all smart, and they are no different from ordinary people. In addition, rich families actually have troubles, such as giving birth to a stupid son or something.
But the fool suddenly became nervous about this matter, and Rou'er obviously felt that this was contrary to common sense, and when Tianci was about to get up to meet him, "Young Master, you...... Ah......h
Rou'er screamed, threw down the plate and ran out, and the round dim sum rolled to the ground.
"Emma, look at this whole thing, I just want to get a snack, is it scary that I look serious?"
Tianci smiled helplessly and looked at the bronze mirror on the table, but there were no caterpillars on his face and no bedbugs on his head.
After a while, Rou'er came in with her parents.
"Young master, young master, he ......," Rou'er stammered.
"What's wrong with the young master?" Chen Ziang hurriedly asked.
"Young master, he, he, he, he doesn't look like a fool!" Rou'er almost choked herself to death after speaking.
"What? How many times have I said it, you are not allowed to call the young master a fool!" Chen Ziang was furious when he heard this, it turned out that although he had given birth to a stupid son, he was arrogant and never wanted to hear others say that his son was a fool.
"Slow, slow Rou'er, don't blame you, blame me, blame me for not looking like a fool, scare you! Don't be afraid, brother covers you!" Tianci looked at Rou'er's snow-white and pink melon seed face, and couldn't bear to watch her pump her own mouth.
Tianci was slow and methodical, his expression was serious and serious, and his eyes were full of infinite piety, and he said quietly:
"Father, mother, since you are here, listen to your son say a few words. Actually, I've not been stupid since I woke up that time. Now I'm a normal person, not a fool. Originally, I wanted to tell Rou'er first, and let her tell you, so as not to irritate the second elder, but I didn't want to scare it first. From today on, I am no longer a fool, I am the young master of the Chen family, just like other young masters, and I must be stronger than them, I promise to give the second elder a long face, shine the court, and revive the majesty of my old Chen family! Didn't my father say it? This is the blessing of the ancestors!"
After listening to Tianci's words and looking at Tianci's expression when he spoke, he was serious at first, but then his emotions came up and became impassioned. Chen Ziang couldn't be sure, indeed, no fool could say so much, and he was well organized and emotional.
"God, if I ask you, you have to answer me well!" Chen Ziang also said seriously.
"Father asks, I'll listen!" said the godsends.
"How many generations has my Chen family passed down in Qingyun City?"
"My Chen family is the blood of the human emperor, since the ancestor called the emperor, there have been 19 generations, but my family is this branch, in the great-grandfather of the Qingyun City, so far passed on for four generations. ”
"What is our family motto?"
"Don't be greedy for a cup, greedy for a cup of ancestors!
Tianci replied to his father's question while holding back a forced smile.
It turns out that the Chen family is indeed a royal bloodline, but the grandfather of the god-given grandfather is addicted to alcohol, it is said that the wine entered Yuanyang, and gave birth to the great-grandfather of God, but it is an alcohol, since then the royal blood of the body has been broken, and the talent for martial arts practice has plummeted, and he has lost the royal face, and was expelled from Kyoto and exiled to Qingyun City, a small border wasteland.
From the heaven-sent great-grandfather to the grandfather to the father, these three generations, from generation to generation, there are many people in the martial arts realm, but none of them can break through to the martial arts realm. In order to revive the family style, the grandfather set up a family motto, warning his children and grandchildren not to drink too much, and at the same time to practice martial arts well.
And Tianci knows this, of course, by relying on the memory of a fool. (How can a fool have a memory? Of course there is, if you don't believe it, you will understand it when you ask the fool on the street, but the illiterate has the obligation to tell you that a fool beats someone to death is not worth his life!)