Chapter 34: The Morning Joke
Huhuhu, ah, huhuhu~
The night passed quickly in my sleep. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
At this time, the sky was bright, Zhao Yuchuan was snoring, there were traces of saliva on the corner of his mouth, and there was a large water stain on the bed.
It could be saliva, or it could be ......
Ahem, there's no other possibility, it's just saliva.
Time passed minute by minute, and wisps of sunlight shone on Zhao Yuchuan's face, and after a while, the only drop of saliva at the corner of his mouth evaporated.
Hey, why is there no taste in your mouth?
Zhao Yuchuan, who was not yet awake, may feel that he couldn't lick the saliva at the corner of his mouth, and then suddenly turned over from the bed, looking at the sunlight shining directly outside the window with a confused face, and his heart was relieved.
It turned out that it was dawn, and I was just dreaming.
After some freshening up, Zhao Yuchuan went out refreshed, and then called Wang Kun to go downstairs and wait for Ruofeng, by the way, eat some more food, and fill your stomach.
"Shopkeeper, give me a pound of boiled beef, a bottle of good wine, by the way, give me two more eggs." ”
"No, it's boiled eggs. ”
"Master, is it really good for us to eat such meat early in the morning? Wang Kun said weakly.
"If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it, you talk a lot of all day long, what can stop your mouth?" Zhao Yuchuan sneered, completely ignoring Wang Kun, a cheap apprentice.
"Okay, Childe, just wait, just wait a while. The shopkeeper's face was full of spring breeze, and he was beaming with Zhao Yuchuan.
After all, Zhao Yuchuan is his son's master, and after the previous incident, those ruffians and hooligans will definitely never dare to come over to spread wild in the future.
It's great to be able to do business safely and securely in the future.
Savior, big savior, after these series of things, the shopkeeper has always regarded Zhao Yuchuan as the savior of his family.
So, the big savior must do whatever he wants to eat, it doesn't matter what he wants to do, but he has to do his best, if there is no such thing, I'm sorry, cook, you can get out.
Ahem, it's just so capricious, it's obviously impossible, so the above is just an exaggerated figure of speech.
In the morning, there was some calm in the inn, and most of them had no strength or interest in talking too much, because they had not yet fully woken up from their sleep.
Zhao Yuchuan was the same, he yawned from time to time, and it seemed that his spirit was not too full.
With another yawn, Zhao Yuchuan saw a group of people walking in with laughter and laughter.
The group of them found a place to sit down with a big grin, ordered something to eat, and talked with Xiao Er, who brought tea and water. Because the inn was quiet, and they spoke loudly, they could be heard throughout the inn.
"You don't know, the captain of the bullshit law enforcement team before was severely criticized by the people above. ”
"I'm laughing to death, I heard that the captain of the law enforcement team ran out under his cover, and when he went back, he thought he was safe, and he was going to take a shower and do exercises on the bed to suppress the shock, who knew that he was called by the head again at the critical time. ”
Burst~
Some of the people around who were still eating in their mouths couldn't hold back for a while, and squirted out all the things in their mouths with a pop, and Zhao Yuchuan did the same, and the water in his mouth was also sprayed out.
"Hahaha, who said it wasn't, I heard that the captain of the law enforcement team was also confused at the time, 'I'm going to take off my pants after taking a shower, you call me, this is simply inhumane. ”
"Hahaha, don't say it, I heard that the reason why he is so anxious to go to bed and do sports is completely to see if he can do it, he is afraid that he will be abolished. ”
Burst~
Zhao Yuchuan squirted out another mouthful of water, am I so bad, God has the virtue of a good life, how can I do such a tasteless thing.
Cough cough, cough cough, Zhao Yuchuan choked on the water in his mouth.
"Master, are you alright? Wang Kun said with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay. Zhao Yuchuan waved his hand.
But the group of people didn't finish blowing, they didn't care about the reactions of the people around them, and continued to talk there.
"I remember that day, when I was out shopping, I saw the scoundrel hurrying over, as if he was wearing a very loose coat and no shoes on his feet. And ah, I smell a fragrance from a distance, it must be from a woman. ”
In the end, the man who spoke lowered his voice and looked mysterious.
"Damn, it's all true, I just thought you were bragging. ”
"That's not, who of us has the leisure to brag about that, if we have that kung fu, it's better to brag in front of our own lady, isn't this the reason. ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
"If you want me to say, what you see is nothing, what I see is very happy. ”
"Oh, really? Hurry up, good things to share. ”
"Don't worry, I'm not going to say that. Hehe, I came home from outside that evening, and on the way I saw the scoundrel walking past me with a constipated face.
You don't know, I saw with my own eyes, he was walking with his head covered, and there was no injury on his face, but I saw a scar on his neck...... It looks like a strawberry. ”
Burst~
Burst~
Hearing this, everyone in the inn sprayed, no one was an exception.
, if you want to be so miserable, Zhao Yuchuan was taken aback, thinking that the third son was a chrysanthemum.
In fact, everyone is guessing this, and there is a personal analysis that is deeply recognized by everyone.
"There is only one truth. According to my estimates, it should be the bullshit rogue captain who provoked the wrong person, which caused his boss to be very unhappy, but the rogue captain was not easy to kill or anything as a cadre under him, so he found a man who liked men and slept him with a ......"
"Oh, this brother is such a good brain, I almost thought it was really like this. ”
"Yes, yes, in fact, I think the same way, but if I want to say it, I can't say it, I really admire it. ”
As soon as the person who analyzed the Tao finished speaking, everyone around him looked at him with an expression of admiration and admiration, and he was very proud in his heart.
"After awards, everyone has praised and praised. Xiaosheng doesn't have any skills, but his brain hole is relatively big, hehehe. ”
Burst~
Hearing this, Zhao Yuchuan sprayed again, and this time it was very embarrassing, because you vomited when no one else vomited, what does this mean.
But others didn't have much to do, they just thought that Zhao Yuchuan's reflex arc was a little longer, and his reaction was relatively slow.
So, they were stunned for a while and started talking about it again, talking about this and that.
Suddenly, someone pulled the man who was still bragging, but the man didn't respond.
Someone tugged again, but there was still no response.
Then someone pulled again, and at this time he couldn't help it, and was a little unhappy: "What are you doing, what are you doing nonsense." ”
“......”
He wanted to say something more, but the next second he suddenly became dumb and couldn't speak, because he saw a person in an official uniform, and a big poisonous word was so eye-catching.
He was so frightened that he thought to himself, thinking that he couldn't have come to arrest him......
WhewW...... He was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe, and he pressed his head on the table, not daring to lift it, and prayed vigorously in his heart.
"Childe, I'm here, it's not too late, haha. ”
"Not too late, not too late, just right. ”
[Little dirt: After a day in the car, dizzy and collapsed, don't you feel sorry for the baby. [Crying] is everything...... Busy forgot to ...... Sorry]