Chapter 69: The Mole
Zhao Yuxin smiled and said, "I thought it was the reason, it turned out that I couldn't speak English, it doesn't matter, if I go abroad, isn't there still me in front of me? Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Huang Guofan cried and said, "Why do we want to take money abroad to spend it? Why don't we spend it at home? In this way, we can indirectly support China's finances and taxes!"
Zhao Yuxin rolled her eyes, "How much tax can you and I increase, maybe it's not enough for those corrupt officials to stuff their teeth, I look at tourism, don't say you have to go abroad, don't say you have to stay in China, where it's fun and where the scenery is good, we will go." Anyway, you said that you would accompany me on a trip then, and I would have the final say on the destination when the time comes, and you won't count it!"
Huang Guofan hurriedly said, "Okay, you have the final say, you have the final say, we will go wherever you want, if you want to go to the moon, I will also find a way to send you up!"
Zhao Yuxin snorted coldly, "Hmph, this is almost the same! I remember that you have to listen to me for everything in the future, you are not allowed to do what I say is not allowed, I say that you can do it, you know?"
Huang Guofan pretended to be frightened: "My God, then won't I become a marionette? You dial it and I move, if you don't dial it, I will hang where I will not move? I don't want it, I don't want this, I want to be free." The ancients said that love is precious, and the price of life is higher. I ......"
Before Huang Guofan's words were finished, he saw Zhao Yuxin waiting for the copper bell with big eyes, his eyes were full of anger, Huang Guofan hurriedly said, "My opinion is different from these ancients, if there is no love, what is the meaning of living in the world, it is like a stone, it has no value of existence, I think this poem should be changed to, life is precious, freedom is more expensive, if it is love, both can be thrown." Imagine how many people have chosen to die for love throughout the ages!"
Huang Guofan's words were as soon as Zhao Yuxin smiled, looked at Huang Guofan with a smile and said, "Uncle, you are so witty, come and make a toast to your wit!" said and picked up the free chrysanthemum tea on the table.
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "What's so good about tea, how about it, do you want to drink some wine, is it a drink to live or something?"
Zhao Yuxin thought for a while and said, "Then bring me a bottle of orange juice, I think orange juice is very delicious, vitamin supplements are good, you don't have to drink alcohol, every time you go out to eat, you like to pour me a glass of red wine, but red wine is really unpleasant, but why do so many people like to drink it?"
Huang Guofan smiled: "This is the psychology of far fragrance and near smell, thinking that other people's things are always better than their own, you see that coffee is so unpalatable, dozens of yuan a cup, hundreds of yuan a cup, don't they all drink very happy? What kind of cat coffee, it is said that this thing is expensive, but I want to vomit when I hear this name, so what else do I have to drink! This red wine is good, there are tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands, and it is not good to drink bitter and astringent, I think it is still the tea invented by our ancestors and the liquor is delicious." Foreigners like to drink Chinese tea, Chinese like to drink foreigners' coffee, what a mockery!"
"Well, I like coffee with sugar and milk, so it will be sweeter and less bitter, they all say that this coffee has a refreshing effect, but I have drunk so much and have never felt that this coffee has any refreshing effect, I like to drink tea when I read the script and memorize lines at night, and any sleepiness under a cup of strong tea is all gone. ”
"Look at you, I have to stay up late every night to read the script and memorize the lines, and finally earn a little money and give it all to me, I have nothing to repay but promise by myself, I just hope you don't mind that I'm an uncle!" Although Huang Guofan was joking, he was also testing Zhao Yuxin's attitude.
Zhao Yuxin immediately smiled when she heard this, patted Huang Guofan's shoulder and said, "Uncle, I'm just waiting for you, this is what you said, from now on you will be my Zhao Yuxin's man, you are not allowed to associate with other women without my order, well, except for the Mengmeng I know, my ears, and Wu Tong Wu Qiao in your clinic, and what kind of fellow Li Mengting of yours, the rest of the women are not allowed to come and go, you know?"
The corners of Huang Guofan's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "These two traitors say everything, you even know Li Mengting, look at how I go back to clean up these two traitors." At least Xiao Yu, I just told you about this game, you won't take it seriously. Look at me, I'm just a poor ** silk, you are Bai Fumei, you are a popular star, and the difference between the two of us is too great. Look at that Li Yaohui, who is rich and handsome, and is a person in the circle like you, he is much better than me!"
In an instant, Zhao Yuxin pouted, "Uncle, I'm angry, don't say anything about Li Yaohui in front of me, how glamorous he is in front of the media, but in private he is an out-and-out narcissist, he just dangles around me all day long, as if he likes him." When filming, he loves to call people, even the director, relying on his handsomeness and the number of fans he likes is amazing, and he doesn't take other actors and staff seriously at all, he yells and screams on weekdays, no matter how many men like this, I don't like it. I just like you, honest, how good you know for my sake, just now that Li Yaohui was going to attack my chest, you stopped it as soon as possible, what a good man! By the way, uncle, when I left, this Li Yaohui said that he would come to me when he bandaged his wounds, what should I do, I was in a hurry to come out. ”
Huang Guofan knocked lightly on the table twice and said, "Since he dares to come, then let him come, and I can also give him a dismount, let him know that you are covered by me, if he dares to move, then he is looking for death." Didn't he say he was going to come to you later? When he asked, you told him the truth, and told him where it was, and asked him to come to us. See how I clean him up!"
Zhao Yuxin said with a happy face, "Well, if you are looking for a man, you have to look for someone like you, when your woman is bullied, you should stand up as soon as possible, instead of hiding aside, and speak ill of women when you are done." I love you so much, uncle!" said and snuggled into Huang Guofan's arms.
Huang Guofan smiled and gently hugged Zhao Yuxin's small waist, at this time, the waiter who served the food suddenly pushed the door open, and Zhao Yuxin, who was frightened, struggled out of Huang Guofan's arms. touched his face, felt that he was still wearing a mask and sunglasses, and lay back in Huang Guofan's arms, which made the waiter laugh out loud, and quickly put down the dish and ran out.
Huang Guofan pushed Zhao Yuxin, "Don't be like this first, sit down first, although you are very well protected, but there is no shortage of sharp-eyed people, if they recognize you and give us a look on the Internet, then I will be miserable, I want me to hug you and wait until there is no one." ”
Zhao Yuxin pinched Huang Guofan's waist fiercely, got up from Huang Guofan's arms and sat upright, "Hmph, who is rare for you to hug, I'm hungry, our dishes are all ready, I have to eat, no matter you, haven't you eaten yet? Hurry up and move the chopsticks to eat, if you don't eat, I'll finish eating in a while!"
Huang Guofan rubbed his waist, "You guy is really, pinch me hard, it hurts! Why do you girls always like to pinch people's weaknesses, and Wang Meng and ears learn it, these two guys often grab their arms and pinch them." Hey, you really let the two guys take it badly, what a pure little girl you used to be!"
Zhao Yuxin took off her mask and grimaced at Huang Guofan, "That's because what you learned before is not the real me, but now I am the most real, how good it is not to pretend! You still dislike me, the real skin is itchy again, right! Wow, this mapo tofu is so delicious, I want to eat this alone, you can't eat it!"
Huang Guofan smiled and said, "You eat, hurry up, I don't like to eat tofu since I was a child, I only drink soy milk, and I don't eat other soy products, so you can eat this tofu as much as you want, it's all yours." ”
Zhao Yuxin grinned, "It turns out that you don't like to eat tofu, that's good, I'll order a mapo tofu when I eat with you in the future, so that I can eat it alone, no one earns it with me, I like to eat this spicy tofu block, it's so delicious!
"It's better for you to eat, I haven't eaten this since I was a child, I have a psychological shadow on this thing, so it's better for you to eat, I'll just watch you eat it, I can feel your fragrance, this must be very fragrant." It's good for you to eat. Huang Guofan saw that Zhao Yuxin was eating very fragrantly, and couldn't help but start tasting other dishes.
"Well, no wonder Dianping's food is the best, it turns out that this craft is so good, no wonder there are endless customers, it tastes very good, Xiao Yu, you must be hungry for a boxed lunch every day, don't eat mapo tofu vigorously, these dishes are great, can you also change to eat!" Huang Guofan saw that Zhao Yuxin had a soft spot for very spicy mapo tofu, and couldn't help but worry that eating too many spicy seeds would not be good for Zhao Yuxin's stomach.
Zhao Yuxin listened to Huang Guofan's suggestion and tasted other dishes, "Well, yes, yes! This is a world of difference from the boxed lunch I eat on weekdays, this is so delicious, uncle, you eat less, let me eat first, you can eat it after I eat it!"
Huang Guofan couldn't help but feel slightly sour when he saw Zhao Yuxin's gobbling up, and immediately picked up the teapot and refilled Zhao Yuxin's water cup with water, "Don't eat so fast, beware of choking, come and drink some water, eat slowly, don't worry, I won't rob you, eat slowly, don't choke! What a beautiful girl, why does she look so ugly! The wolf swallowed, as if she had just been hungry for a few days and just released!"
Zhao Yuxin took a sip of tea, swallowed the food in her mouth, and said, "Hehe, you're not an outsider, what am I pretending to be so ladylike, you haven't eaten our crew's box lunch, it's extremely unpalatable." said that I was the main actor and gave me a more expensive package, and there were often hamburgers and fried chicken thighs or something, these are unpalatable, I am not used to eating them at all, I often exchange my food with my agent for instant noodles. You don't know how hard I work in the crew!"