Chapter 1 Falling into the wrong pit
"What? Big brother's son is dead?"
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"But that's not what I read in the newspapers!"
"Ahem......"
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Luo Yang sat up with a confused expression, his mind was mixed up, obviously he was chasing the school flower with his once-in-a-century wisdom, why did he suddenly come here? He found himself holding a crumpled newspaper headline in his hand.
"Damn, who made up the story!"
The headline in the newspaper read: Luo, the son of the big brother of the underworld, accidentally fell under the bridge and drowned while molesting the school flower during college......
"Nima, Lao Tzu is clearly burning his IQ, and he's about to succeed, oh yes, there's a fat man who knocked me down!!!Otherwise, how could Xiaohe, who didn't have no knees, get the !!!! of the master" Convinced that he was a swimming genius, Luo Yang, who was twenty meters away from the bottom, was indignant, and when he struggled to get up and leave, he found himself wearing a coarse cloth suit and holding a piece of firewood in his hand.
"Wake up......" Luo Yang looked around when he heard the sound, and suddenly he was stupid on the spot.
"Where am I?"
"Senior brother, you're dizzy again!" said a man who was also dressed in coarse cloth.
"Senior brother, dare to ask which dynasty and which generation? You don't have to find a fat man to frame me if you invite me to be a trick, right?" Luo Yang was furious, and kicked out with a full ruffian.
The person who spoke was suddenly kicked on his head, his face full of grievances, and he seemed to have habitual helplessness.
"Senior brother, don't make trouble, we will be unlucky when the stove chief comes back in a while!"
"Stove your sister, call the director to me......" Before Luo Yang finished speaking, he was hit hard on the head and fainted.
"Hey, Senior Brother Luo is crazy again. ”
Luo Yang, who woke up again, was still in the stove room, and a tall and powerful fat man in front of him was cooking some food, with a peculiar technique, with a soft air mass between his palms.
"What are you doing in a daze, lighting a fire!" the fat man's voice was shocking, reprimanding a young man who added firewood.
"Is this the fat man who hit me?" Luo Yang's eyes swept over the fat man, but he was a little vague and didn't dare to confirm it, and the two people behind him immediately changed their faces and immediately went up to cover his mouth.
The fat man turned his head slowly, his body exuded infinite evil energy, Luo Yang felt the palm covering his mouth gradually tremble, and then looked at the fat man's eyes with a piece of horizontal flesh beating uncontrollably, and finally ......
"Oh, so much fat on the face can burst out of green tendons!?" Luo Yang broke away from the hand covering his mouth, "Are you afraid of you!!!?
Ah~~~ Ah!! the fat man let out a roar like a giant bear, "You're fucking sick again, if I don't kill you today, I won't call Wu Zetian, the beast soul breaker." ”
"Huh, Wu Zetian, hahaha, are you a woman, I've never seen such a fat woman as you, are you wrong?" Luo Yang really didn't mean to be afraid, but the two people behind him pulled him more violently.
Suddenly, the fat man's palms attacked, and a fierce palm wind blew up the three of Luo Yang, and after smashing the door of the stove, he flew out of the way before falling down, Luo Yang grinned his teeth, and his heart was inexplicable, "I~, I was beaten so far? It hurts so much!" Luo Yang slapped his face again, his eyes showing puzzlement, "MB, could it be that the master has crossed over?"
"You three go and pour a month's worth of swill, without my permission to deal with the smugglers!" the fat man threw out a sentence angrily.
Suddenly, a voice sounded in Luo Yang's head: "Successfully provoke a strong male, excite the condition, the system starts, and the initialization is ......"
"System??Is this going to stage all kinds of face slaps, all kinds of harems, all kinds of pretending rhythms? Hahaha, I~fuck, I~fuck, fuck, awesome. Luo Yang frantically stood up and looked up to the sky and smiled.
"System error, the host's emotions fluctuate violently during initialization, affecting the synchronization of system data, and the host will be wiped out after ten seconds!"
"What !!" Luo Yang's wide mouth has not yet closed, and he is directly petrified.
"Host?ten seconds to oblite!!Don't, I just came back to life, this is not scientific!!"
Luo Yang went from a crazy laugh to a frightened roar, "This is not scientific, save me, save me!" Luo Yang hugged a person next to him tightly, his voice was short, and cold sweat soaked his back, as if he was about to hang up.
"Senior brother, don't be like this, hey~ don't be like this! Don't ...... like this"
"The host takes the initiative to ask the male for help, affectionately and commendable, give up the erasure, and the system is activated after an hour!"
The voice penetrated Luo Yang's mind again, and Luo Yang collapsed directly to the ground after hearing it, still muttering in his mouth - this is not scientific! But at least it made Luo Yang understand that he had really crossed over, and what system he had brought with him.
"Senior brother, this is the fifth time that you have gone crazy in the past few days, the junior brothers can't stand it anymore, you always anger Wu Zetian like this, and you also affect us......"
Luo Yang recalled everything that had just happened, and his right eye couldn't stop beating, "What a!"
It turned out that the place where Luo Yang crossed was a cultivation world, and he was in a very small sect, called Lingfan Sect, which specialized in making some meals for the big sect that Qi condensing disciples could use, and the head of the sect was just about to step into the foundation.
The Lingfan Sect is nestled at the foot of the mountain behind the Lingfeng Sword Sect of the Great Sect, and there are a lot of spiritual ingredients.
Luo Yang took a look at what he was wearing, and he was actually a handyman, and the two people who stepped forward to pull him were also handymen.
"Wu Zetian has good craftsmanship, and he has been blessed by the head many times, he used to be a handyman like us, but now he has condensed the second floor and is in charge of the stove!"
"Senior brother, why don't you help us?"
"Uh......" Luo Yang rolled his eyes, "I'll find a way to save you." Then he ran to the shade of a tree, and made a little effort to ensure that only seven courses were hung in a single semester, and carefully studied the system.
"The system is about to start, don't just brag, come to the gift package first, don't scold me, look at the small menu, baby pick ...... with me" Luo Yang whistled while waiting for the system to activate.
Sun Xin lowered his head and sighed, helplessly continued to carry the swill, for the crazy behavior of Luoyang, they are always surprised, let it be free, otherwise it will be a disadvantage to help, and he will be unlucky at that time.
Half an hour later, a voice sounded in Luo Yang's head again, "The system is fully activated, in view of the host's excessive arrogance and anger, the development version of this system is the lowest level - the most vegetable system!"
Luo Yang listened to the voice, and green tendons appeared on his head, "I'm arrogant? I'm angry? I'm going to Nima, how can I pretend to be forced if I'm not the strongest system?"
Just as Luo Yang sighed for his bad luck, not only did his ancestral tomb not smoke, but was also splashed with dog blood and feces, the voice prompted again, "The host just inadvertently threw himself into the same sex and obtained a little base sentiment value, do you want to open the primary exchange list of base sentiment value......"
"Where do I look like a? Such a disgusting system has been developed, I must have fallen into the wrong pit!!" There are a lot of complaints, but Luo Yang is full of yearning for a new life, and he still opens the primary exchange page of the base value very calmly.
"Fuck~ groove, your sister, what is this?"
A catalog opened in Luo Yang's mind, and the items that could be exchanged for a little base value shone up: "Fourteen Styles of Base Feelings", "The Most Difficult Base Feelings", "Full of Happiness", ......
With a face that loses money and has an almost distorted face, Luo Yang scolded the system maker thousands of times in his heart, and then ~ the guy who has rotten sores in the court, the 'alien' cheats and novels of the base love value exchange page Yishui, this is simply an insult to him, the son of the innocent and beauty-loving social big brother.
Shame!!
But the last shining one made Luo Yang's eyes widen, and as if he had obtained a treasure, he quickly clicked to redeem.
"This should be able to be used!" Luo Yang looked at the name, his eyes were full of sweetness, as if he felt that spring was coming, "This is definitely pretending to be a forced goods!"
With excitement, Luo Yang opened the Treasure Book of the World after the exchange, and a golden light flashed, and Luo Yang heard a very serious voice, "The Treasure Book of the World is opened, and the novice task is obtained: 'Conquer Wu Zetian'." ”
"Uh......"
"Mission Explained: ......"
"Jiao, what the hell is this?The mission explanation is an ellipsis??This is too pitiful......" Luo Yang's eyes widened, and he said in his heart, what else can I believe in this world?
"In view of the fact that the host has just entered this world, his physique is weak, and his life is in danger at any time, this treasure will bless the host in a moment!"
"Oops!" Luo Yang was suddenly hit on the head by a cloth bag.
Immediately, there was a hint in his mind, "The host will be blessed, a jade slip of the condensing qi gong method, a storage bag, and a method of guidance to open the jade slip and storage bag! ”
"It's pretty much the same, there's a Xiuzhen look!" Luo Yang just wanted to open it, when he heard the system's prompt again.
"At the beginning of the mission, there are occasional incidents, and the time limit is before sunset today!Overtime, the host will be punished, and the punishment choice is 1, obliteration, 2, obliteration by the system behemoth xx, 3, random 1 or 2;"
After the system prompted, the words 'before sunset' flashed, indicating a special reminder, and Luo Yang was full of anger.
"Sub-...... !!"