Wei Qingyue slapped Li An on the back crisply, and said, "Even if you still know the depths, if you eat secretly behind your mother's back, I will make you unable to do the things of men and women for the rest of your life." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Li An smiled and said: "Auntie, how dare I, besides, my heart is all about you! ”

Wei Qingyue giggled and said, "Hugh wants to coax me, okay, let's get down to business." The little girl in the firewood room, I always think it's a disaster, if you don't get rid of her, it will be a big disaster in the future, you haven't seen the day she gets married, what the house looks like, if one day this little slut puts down her face and gets better, it will be a big disaster for us......"

Li An said: "That...... What do you mean?"

Wei Qingyue said: "Kill her!"

Although Li An had already hooked up with Wei Qingyue and became an adulterer, he knew that Wei Qingyue was ruthless and vicious, and many of the Wu family's eyes were killed by Wei Qingyue's poisonous scheme! He sank into his heart and said, "Then how are you going to kill her?"

Wei Qingyue said: "You invite Mr. Yin and Yang, who presided over the funeral, to your room alone tonight to talk in detail, and give him some money to let him say so......

Li An nodded, and said with a lewd smile: "Madame really has a clever plan...... and took Wei Qingyue into his arms again!

The next day, the musicians sang in unison, the yellow paper was all over the sky, and the crying was mournful. A cadre of people are all dressed in white linen, nine steps and one button, in order to set an example of filial piety......

The name of Mr. Yin and Yang who organized the funeral was Huang Chengxuan, who was a famous Mr. Yin and Yang in the city, and the funeral in the family of the famous dignitaries was handled by the abbot Huang Chengxuan.

Wu Yuanwai stepped forward and said, "The family is unfortunate, there is Mr. Lao Huang!"

Huang Chengxuan said: "Where did the grandfather come from, the old lady of the Wu family is a well-known kind-hearted person, and the little one has also heard of it, and the Wu family is prominent, with this kind of thing, it is also a great honor for Huang to find me......

Wu Yuanwai patted Huang Chengxuan's shoulder and said, "I have full authority to ask Mr. Huang for this matter, and Wu will definitely thank you afterwards." ”

Huang Chengxuan said: "Grandpa is polite, Huang is doing his best." ”

In a short time, it was time to be buried. Huang Chengxuan recited words in his mouth, and sang the song of opening the light for the deceased, "Open your eyes, view the Ming Hall." Open the nose and smell the incense. Open your mouth and eat cattle and sheep. Slap in the face and listen to all directions. Happy light, bright and bright. Open your hands and grab money and food. Open your feet and go to heaven. ”

Then he chanted the mantra of repelling foreign bodies, "muttering (adding mouth) to the end"

Huang Chengxuan trembled, and then read aloud: "Leave the old house and live in the new house, and the dead will go to the West." There are jade pillars in the sky and beams in the ground, and life and death are stable and prosperous. Ascend to the Bliss Correction Fruit early, and bury the descendants of great auspiciousness. The old and dead, you have to listen to the truth, and give you a warm face and water, comb your hair and wash your face and clean your face, and the Western Avenue will not rise to your body, and your soul will return to the Bliss Immortal class, leaving behind your true body and prosperous descendants. ”

Then he walked to the incense candle paper horse and opened the light for the cow and horse, Huang Chengxuan pointed to the cow and horse with a magic weapon in his hand and said: "Open your eyes, look at the West, you are busy for the dead." Open the nose, smell the grass, and feed the hay fines to get fat. Slap in the face, listen to the ten directions, you take the dead to the West. Open your mouth, eat the fragrance of grass, and you drink mixed soup for the dead. Happy light, really bright, you know that the owner is kind-hearted. Open the end of the light, through the intestines, drink water and burden you. Open the foot, walk busy, and the dead ride to heaven. ”

Wu Yuanwai held the tile basin in his hand, raised it above his head, and when he fell, the tile basin shattered!

Huang Chengxuan said: "Kneeling in the dust with a golden basin on his head, escorting the generals on both sides." Filial piety men and women kneel in front of the spirits and escort the deceased to Yaotai. ”

Subsequently, the funeral procession rushed to the burial place, and there were endless sorrows along the way!

When he arrived at the burial place, Huang Chengxuan said: "Cover the coffin and seal the nails ......"

Huang Chengxuan said that he was "holding a golden axe to seal the nails, and the names of the four rooms in the east, west, north and south." One nail adds money and wealth, and the second nail never stops. Three nails and three sheep open Thai luck, and four nails the whole family enjoys peace. ”

After the burial, Huang Chengxuan finally said: "The cigarette smoke in front of the temple is through for a few days, and the sea is ethereal; Alarm the Lord of Mercy on the White Lotus Terrace, the Immortal in the Purple Bamboo Forest, the Jade Bottle is sprinkled with nectar water, and the willow branches swing the order; 3,000 are sent to receive guests and bring three ferries. Kang Million in the first boat ferry, Shen Wanshan in the second boat ferry, Huang Shinu in the third boat ferry, and Li Cuilian in the fourth boat ferry. The five boats did not cross the others, but crossed the dead alone; there were two bridges on the West Heavenly Road, and the golden bridge was wider than the silver bridge; and the evildoers could not walk, so Jin Zha Muzha stopped him. The deceased did many good deeds before his death, and the golden boy and the maiden carried him all the way to the golden bridge, and crossed the golden bridge to the western sky. The West Heaven became a Buddha and became the master, bless the children and grandchildren to be rich and promoted......"

This Huang Chengxuan is worthy of being the well-known Mr. Yin and Yang, and it is the way to do this kind of thing. Let everyone admire!

On the way back, Huang Chengxuan gently pulled Wu Yuanwai's placket, Wu Yuanwai was stunned, then stopped and looked at Huang Chengxuan, and said, "Mr. Huang, is there something?"

Huang Chengxuan lowered his voice and said: "Huang does have something, but this matter should not be noisy for others to know, please ask the grandfather to move to a place where no one is to talk!"

Wu Yuanwai walked to a corner with Huang Chengxuan in surprise, and Huang Chengxuan said mysteriously: "Grandpa Yuan, can you just notice that after Lingtang entered the Tibet, the head of the spirit flag you carried fell off?"

Wu Yuanwai was shocked: "Mr. Huang also noticed this? At that time, I was also surprised, I saw that there were many relatives and friends at that time, and you had no indication of the next step, so I didn't make a sound, this ...... Wouldn't this be a sign of anything? Is it good or bad? Please give me some advice!" Wu Yuan was anxious outside, and his whole person became anxious.

Huang Chengxuan closed his eyes, pinched his hands in a mysterious way, and said something in his mouth, suddenly his eyes opened, and he exclaimed: "Grandfather, I also had a bad premonition at the time, and now I think about it carefully, Wu Mansion is really in trouble this time......

Wu Yuanwai's eyes were even more frightened, and he said, "Then Mr. Huang, tell me where this great disaster came from, and how should my Wu family break it?"

Huang Chengxuan sighed: "According to my calculations, there has been a demon incarnation in the Wu Mansion recently, since I entered your mansion, I felt that there was a demon wind lingering in the mansion for a long time, I expected that the mansion must have been full of trivial matters recently, and everything was not going well, right?"

Wu Yuanwai's eyes widened, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, as Mr. expected, Mr. is really a god, my house has been very trivial recently, and my mother has also found a short-term in a fit of anger, if there are no such incidents, the family is still peaceful, speaking of which, I am also heartbroken......"