Section 21 The Clothless Country
"Brethren, we're finally here!" The bearded officer stretched his horse and shouted to the cavalry around him.
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info Wang Ren walked in a daze and listened to the bearded man's call, raised his head and squinted his eyes, only to see that there was a city in front of him more than five zhang high, the city wall was all piled up with yellow sand, and there were more than a dozen guards standing at the gate of the city with round hats, wearing white cloaks, wearing belts, scimitars hanging on the belts, and boots under their feet, majestically on both sides, and the city gate was written on the head of the city "country without clothes"
Three big words.
Wang Ren looked at the bustling crowd of people coming and going, suddenly his eyes lit up, his ears were a little feverish, he swallowed his saliva and asked Boss Li: "People in your country really don't wear clothes!"
Boss Li was suddenly asked by Wang Ren, and looked at Wang Ren who was flushed and said: "People are originally naked, and they go, what's so surprising if they don't wear clothes!"
Wang Ren felt that it seemed to make sense when he heard Boss Li say it, and looked Boss Li up and down again, and said with a smile: "Hehe, it seems that your dress like this is still an alternative here!"
Boss Li raised his boxers up when he heard this: "Whether I wear it or not is my freedom, and no one can care!"
Wang Ren nodded again and again.
The bearded man and his party walked to the gate of the city, and the guards guarding the gate saw the bearded officer hurriedly walking forward and saluting, "The general is back." ”
The bearded man nodded and said, "Yes!"
The guards guarding the door glanced at **** and Boss Li and said to the bearded officer: "General, please!"
The bearded officer led the cavalry to escort Wang Ren and Boss Li into the city.
Zhang Qingfeng, Gao Chuan, Tan Bing, Ji Zheng, Guo Song, and Lei Yan, who were following behind the bearded officer, also entered the city.
Zhang Qingfeng and Liu Ren entered the city and saw that in the city, regardless of men, women and children, some of them had a piece of cloth tied to their bodies, and some of them were directly naked, and they couldn't help but be stunned and have a dry mouth.
Guo Song hurriedly took off the gourd from his waist and poured a few mouthfuls and said: "Good girl, it's the first time I've seen this kind of scene since I was a child, and the kid surnamed Li is dressed up in a different way." ”
Gao Chuan on the side stared at the people coming back and forth and nodded, "En, en!"
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After Zhang Qingfeng and the six of them saw the bearded officer enter the prison camp, they found an inn to stay in the prison camp.
After Zhang Qingfeng and the others entered the inn and settled down, Zhang Qingfeng said to Tan Bing, Ji Zheng, and Guo Song: "Gao Chuan, Lei Yan and I will go to the cell to see Wang Ren together, you can rest here!"
After that, he went to the prison camp with Gao Chuan and Lei Yan.
In the unclothed national prison camp, the jailer looked at Wang Ren and Boss Li and reprimanded: "Although there are generals who have ordered to take care of you, if you two stinky boys are not honest during this time, you will never want to go out." ”
Boss Li nodded with a smile and said yes, and the jailer turned around and left.
Wang Ren saw that the jailer was gone, and was about to lie down to rest, but suddenly found that the cell was covered with yellow sand and could not sleep, so he asked Boss Li: "Why don't you even give a straw here!"
Boss Li looked at Wang Ren in surprise and said: "Thank God for not letting us sleep on the stones, you still want to sleep on the straw, that's the treatment that only nobles can enjoy! Don't even think about it!"
Wang Ren was shocked when he heard this: "What? Sleeping on a straw must be a nobleman?"
Boss Li was about to explain to Wang Ren, when suddenly seven or eight prisoners stared at Wang Ren and Boss Li and asked, "Do you know the rules here!"
When Wang Ren heard this, he asked Boss Li, "What rules?"
Boss Li said: "As for the new prisoner, you must get under the crotch of the old prisoner like a dog."
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Wang Ren rubbed his hands and smiled when he heard this: "That's it! Now that I'm here, this rule must be changed!"
Boss Li rubbed his nose and yawned and said, "Then come on! I'm sleeping."
After that, he lay down in the yellow sand and fell asleep.
Wang Ren saw Boss Li lying down and falling asleep, and also stretched and said, "If you want to be idle, then I don't care, and I sleep."
After that, he also lay down on the yellow sand and fell asleep.
The prisoners looked at the **** and Boss Li who were sleeping on the ground as if they didn't exist, and they were all lying on the ground and snoring, and couldn't help but be angry: "Stinky boy, it seems that you two are really tired of life." ”
A prisoner suddenly kicked at Boss Li who was lying on the ground, and just as the prisoner was about to kick Boss Li, he kicked it empty.
Another prisoner scolded the prisoner and said, "What a waste. ”
The prisoner said aggrievedly: "I really didn't mean to kick it, it's that this kid is too cunning, why don't we see where he hides together!"
After that, all the prisoners kicked Wang Ren and Boss Li who were lying on the ground together.
Boss Li suddenly got up and sneezed, rubbed his nose and said, "It seems to be a little cold!"
Looking at the kicks of the prisoners, one of their feet was fixed more than a foot above the ground, and they had a wry smile on their faces.
Boss Li suddenly shook Wang Ren on the ground with his hand and said, "Hey, hey, get up, get up!"
Wang Ren sat up abruptly and scolded: "You kid is looking for death! I told you a long time ago that my name is Wang Ren, why don't you still feed and don't call your name! If you feed it next time, Lao Tzu will abolish you!"
Boss Li stared at Wang Ren and said, "It seems that you are not convinced." ”
When Wang Ren heard this, he jumped up and pointed at Boss Li and said, "Come, come, who is afraid of whom!"
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At this time, several prisoners sandwiched between Wang Ren and Boss Li were completely dumbfounded, and cold sweat broke out all over their bodies.
I saw that Boss Li folded his hands and gradually appeared a yellow light in his hand, and a crystal clear blue droplet of water gradually appeared in the palm of Wang Ren's right hand, and several prisoners sandwiched between Wang Ren and Boss Li suddenly felt two pressures in the prison that made people breathless.
Wang Ren and Boss Li were staring at each other and preparing to make a move, when suddenly the jailer shouted: "Wang Ren and Boss Li have been visited!"
Wang Ren and Boss Li only collected their skills when they heard this.
The prisoners caught in the middle fell to the ground suddenly, their faces pale as if they had lost their souls.
After a while, the jailer led Zhang Qingfeng, Gao Chuan, and Lei Yan to stand outside the cell door, and Gao Chuan took out five taels of broken silver and handed it to the jailer with a smile: "This is a little meaning, please invite the official to drink." ”
The jailer also took the money and said to Gao: "Don't talk for too long!"
Then he turned around and walked away.
Lei Yan looked at the pale prisoner hiding in a corner and asked Wang Ren in a low voice: "Gambler, are you bullying people again?" ”
Wang Ren turned his head to look at the prisoners and smiled: "You kid, don't talk nonsense!
When the prisoners heard this, they hurriedly shook their heads and waved their hands, "No, no."
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Zhang Qingfeng said to Wang Ren: "The jailer has already taken care of it, and we will come to pick you up in three days." ”
Wang Ren nodded.
Gao Chuan on the side looked at Boss Li and smiled: "Hehe, Boss Li, why are you still wearing clothes, take them off and show us your bare ass!"
Boss Li said: "That's not good, I don't want to show people with my bare buttocks!"
When Gao Chuan heard this, he asked Boss Li: "By the way, why don't people in your country like to wear clothes!"
Boss Li said: "Do you think we don't want to! The key is that our country is very hot all year round, and wearing clothes is a burden for the people of our country, so everyone stops wearing them, and gradually everyone is used to it." ”
Lei Yan smiled: "Your country is really interesting!"
Wang Ren said to Zhang Qingfeng and Lei Yan: "It's not too early! don't worry about me, you can go back!"
Zhang Qingfeng said: "Okay then! We'll come back in three days."
With that, the three of them quit and left the cell.
After Wang Ren saw Zhang Qingfeng and the three of them leaving, he asked Boss Li: "Are you still fighting?"
Boss Li was just about to speak, but the prisoners hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy: "The two young heroes beg you, spare us!
Wang Ren and Boss Li looked at the prisoner kneeling on the ground, the two looked at each other and smiled knowingly, each stretched his waist and said, "Okay then! Go out and fight again!"
After that, the two of them lay down on the Yellow Mountain and fell asleep, and the prisoners looked at the sleeping Wang Ren and Boss Li with straight eyes, and they didn't dare to take a breath.