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After inheriting and absorbing the soul and memories of the god of war after his death, Qi Ming had a deep understanding of the situation he was in, as follows:

First, the god of war who was killed by himself, called Ji, although his skills are strong and powerful, but he is an unruly guy who does not listen to the tune, and he finally succeeded in annoying his boss and successfully reincarnated.

Second, he seems to have replaced the original Ji and will continue to survive the fate of Ji in this world, so all the troubles caused by this guy named Ji have to be borne by himself?

Third, for example, if you are now demoted to earth, to God, this seems to be equivalent to life imprisonment.

Fourth, I understand the reason, but what the hell is this group of gourds next to me?!

"Grandpa, grandpa!"

"Hey, good boy, good boy. ”

"......" Qi Ming looked indifferently at the few gourds around him that hung on the vines and swayed happily, with different colors, and even could speak.

Then he saw a simple and honest old farmer with goosebumps and crane hair, smiling and stretching out a pair of big hands covered with thick calluses to himself: "Xiao Qi, why don't you speak?"

Xiao Qi's head couldn't turn a little, and then he watched as the old farmer's pair of warm hands touched it, touching himself up and down.

Full of groins.

it?

What kind of harassment did you think you were harassed by?

Qi Ming was so angry that he jumped up and kicked at the old farmer.

The old farmer smiled and held down Qi Ming, grinning: "Don't say it, Xiao Qi's scoop shell is quite thick, good boy." ”

it?

Am I also a gourd?

Qi Ming fell into deep contemplation......

Nothing was said all night.

After a whole night of careful consideration, Qi Ming finally confirmed the fact that he had become a member of the mutual masturbation baby.

And it seems to be the youngest one, holding a baby gourd that is invincible in the world, and without the baby, he is almost a waste of seven babies.

The gourd baby can be said to be a childhood classic, Qi Ming has naturally seen it, when he was a child, he also fantasized about waking up one day and becoming a gourd little King Kong, entering can be seen through, retreating can be invisible, and he has been interested in the ability of the second and sixth babies for a long time......

Two days ago, he also saw a funny news that a bear child stole a sky-high gourd just to turn into a gourd baby. Looking at the bear child on the news, he asked if it was wrong to want to become a gourd baby, and he laughed out loud while recalling his childhood.

I never expected that.

It's really a gourd baby.

The problem is, I don't have a sky-high gourd?

Although Qi Ming felt a pain in his brain when he thought of the future after breaking out of his shell, wearing a grass skirt with a gourd on his head, and urinating and defecating everywhere with his chest exposed, although he seemed comfortable at the moment, in fact, the crisis was imminent, and he could not continue to complain about the injustice of fate.

Analyzing the plot of the gourd baby, it is nothing more than a cliché story of the victory of justice over evil, Qi Ming has also read the analysis on the Internet about the struggle between Pangu's paternal line and Nuwa's maternal line, and he feels that it is not unreasonable. But when Qi Ming really crossed into the world of the gourd baby, especially after accepting the memory inheritance of the gourd baby, the previous cognition of the gourd baby still had to turn the page.

In the story of the gourd baby, the snake demon and scorpion demon were suppressed for nearly 10,000 years, and the pangolin "accidentally" released the two demons, resulting in the destruction of life. So the gods of the upper realm descended to earth and incarnated as a gourd baby to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

As a young fairy tale, there is nothing wrong with the logic.

But when the story of the gourd baby takes place in the world that Qi Ming is currently in, there are many problems.

For example, the gods of this world are high up in the sky, and they have every opportunity, where is there time to reincarnate in the lower realm, and transform into mutual dolls to deal with a little demon king in the lower realm.

As far as Qi Ming knew, although Heavenly Court was the number one power in this world, high and high, there were countless demon kings large and small in the Nether Realm, and with the combat power of the Heavenly Gods, small demon kings such as snake spirits and scorpion spirits would not take it to heart at all.

Purely from the animation point of view, the scope of the two demons is just a small mountain village, and if the gourd babies are just miscellaneous soldiers in the heavenly realm, it is reasonable.

However, the identity of the gourd baby does not seem to be simple.

For example, the gourd baby is the most low-key, the most useless, and the seven babies who are salted fish without the gourd, and their predecessor is the god of war who was demoted to the mortal realm.

......

There are all kinds of questions, all kinds of questions continue to emerge from Qi Ming's heart, combined with Ji Ming's memories one by one, sometimes suddenly realized, sometimes new and new.

After a night of thinking, Qi Ming could basically confirm some facts.

For example, the so-called gourd babies are all gods who have been reduced to mortality. For example, Siwa's predecessor was the Upper Realm Fire God, and he could indeed find a few words about this Fire God in Ji's memory. It's just that after all, his soul is incomplete and his memory is fragmented, and Qi Ming can only learn from it that there is a fire god who committed a crime and was demoted to mortal dust, which is also a recent thing.

Through brief contact with other gourd babies, Qi Ming also found that these gourd babies seemed to have varying degrees of intellectual impairment, and they talked and communicated like children, and as for the memory of their past lives, they had no memory at all.

If Qi Ming hadn't crossed over and been reborn, I don't know if Ji would really be gone, or if he would have lost all his memories and become this group of gourd babies who shouted "grandpa" and "grandpa".

According to the timeline of the gourd baby, it is now in the stage where the gourd baby has just blossomed and has not grown up, the two demons of the snake and scorpion are busy drinking and having fun, and the grandfather and the gourd babies interact intimately, and there is still a comfortable life in the future.

Although in the first part of the gourd baby, the two demons of the snake and scorpion seem to be weak chickens, but the gourd brothers have almost all been cleaned up, although most of them are small tricks that cannot be put on the table, it can be seen that they are also opponents that cannot be underestimated. After all, the opponent is the snake demon of the Ten Thousand Years Dao, and Qi Ming is not willing to capsize in the gutter.

In the second part, the sister of the snake demon overturned several gourd babies head-on, although there are also reasons for deliberately weakening the gourd baby in the second part, but it also shows that the sister of the snake demon is a strong enemy, and there is still a vicious battle to fight.

The gourd babies are all born with supernatural powers, and they are all reincarnated gods, if there is enough time, when the gourd babies are successful in cultivation, it will naturally be easy to clean up the snake demon. But right now, when the gourds break out of their shells and are still newborns, the snake demon will knock on the door, and it is obviously not feasible to farm with peace of mind.

Just as Qi Ming's thoughts were flying, a familiar voice sounded again.

"Good boy, grandpa has come to fertilize you. ”

"Grandpa!" "Grandpa!"

Qi Ming was suddenly interrupted from his train of thought, and at the same time felt a faint pain in his brain......