Chapter 182: Happy to be a father

"Master, in this hot summer, after walking so many roads, is the master thirsty?"

The monkey stood by the river, looked around for a while, and suddenly smiled secretly and said to Old Tang. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

When Old Tang heard it, yo, hehe, has the monkey changed his character?

You must know that since the beginning of the road, this wild monkey has not had a good face for Lao Tang, although he has never been hungry and froze himself, but this cold and warm is the first time in the world.

At that moment, Old Tang even wanted to go up and touch the monkey's head to see if he had a fever, and he was confused and began to talk nonsense.

Such an unreliable thing, Lao Tang naturally wouldn't do it, but after the monkey said, Lao Tang was really a little dry, but he was worried that the monkey would take the opportunity to stumble, so he took out the bowl and asked the old pig to take water to drink.

It's not that Old Tang doesn't believe in monkeys, it's actually that when the monkey beat the old pig a few days ago, the psychological shadow left on Old Tang was too great.

Seeing this scene, Wang Chuan was not in a hurry to check the difference between the space of the magic circle and the river, but he had the intention to see Lao Tang's good show.

This monkey didn't have any kind eyes, Wang Chuan never believed that the monkey couldn't see that now that he had reached the boundary of the daughter country, this river was clearly the Zimu River.

As the source of the population of the daughter country, the role of this Zimu River is to conceive a fetus, and the spirit in the monkey's heart is estimated to have not disappeared, so I have a heart to look at the good show of the old Tang and the old pig.

Wang Chuan naturally wouldn't say anything, and happily watched this drama on the sidelines.

Of course, it is not only the Monkey King combination that knows how to watch the show, but also the old woman who is holding the boat, since the appearance of the scripture learning team, her eyes have been on Lao Tang and Wang Chuan.

Although the scripture-learning team is all men, it is obvious that there is also a difference between men - the superior and inferior in appearance.

Looking at the appearance of the monkey and the pig and the old sand, it is naturally not as pleasing to the eye as the two handsome guys come.

"The master will stay away, and the disciple will go to fetch water. ”

The old pig took the bowl, ran to the river, scooped it vigorously against the clear water, and then returned to the old Tang with the bowl.

"Master drink water"

After the old Tang drank it, the old pig took the bowl and cup, and wanted to drink it all, but he glanced at Wang Chuan and the monkey next to him, and hurriedly stepped forward: "Senior brother, brother monkey, you two drink first." ”

Wang Chuan was stunned, the old pig was beaten by a monkey, and his consciousness improved, but he didn't dare to drink this water.

And the monkey is thinking about the joke, so naturally he won't drink water, and the old pig doesn't care about the old sand, so he drinks all the water in the bowl.

After drinking the water, the old woman forced a smile and invited a few people to board, and the old Tang nodded and thanked him, and sat down on the bow of the boat.

The boat had not yet gone halfway before it could row to the center, and Old Tang and Old Pig began to have seizures.

Holding his stomach and humming, Lao Tang was planted directly from the bow of the boat to the cabin, and he didn't have any intention of being handsome.

"Apprentices, how can I be good if I suddenly have unbearable abdominal pain for my teacher?"

"Oh, master, don't talk about it, the disciple's stomach hurts a lot. ”

The old pig was also holding his stomach and cracking his mouth, and the ghost cried wolf.

"Master, don't worry, you two don't worry, seeing that your belly is seriously swollen, could it be that you have encountered some demons? ”

Wang Chuan couldn't help but smile and comforted Lao Tang: "The disciple also has some means to deal with demons, so naturally he can catch it, so the master doesn't have to worry." ”

Where is the swollen belly, it is clear that life is born in the belly.

"Hahahaha, elders, don't worry, you guys are fine. ”

The old woman who held the boat saw everything in her eyes, and couldn't help laughing: "We are the Xiliang women's country, all the women in the country are women, there has never been a man, this river, called the Zimu River, is the water of life for women in our country, and the women in the country are twenty years old before they dare to drink the water in this river. ”

Wang Chuan couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this, this old woman really hasn't seen a man, apart from Lao Tang, who in this scripture-learning team looks like a good person?

"That is the case, then the master does not have to worry, this way, very lonely, when the master and the junior brother give birth to a child, our team will grow again, congratulations to the master and the younger brother to be a father. ”

Wang Chuan arched his hand and smiled, Old Tang and Lao Pig are happy to be fathers, but there are not so many twists and turns.

The life conceived in this belly is completely full of surprise -- maybe full of fright.

"Huh?"

Old Tang couldn't help but let out a frightened voice, and said in shock: "Disciple, how can this be good?"

The old pig who hurt the same as the one next to him was not so frightened, after all, he was also a man who had been a general, and his knowledge was naturally a little broader than that of Lao Tang, and he could even endure the pain and joke with the monkey and Wang Chuan: "Senior brother, don't be joking, it is natural for a woman to give birth to a child, how can this man give birth to a child?"

"Don't you hear that the melon is ripe, but the man is infertile, so he can only cut a strip out of his armpit and give birth to a child. ”

The monkey was completely gloating, and at the same time he was very relieved in his heart, telling you not to listen to the old grandson.

"Female benefactor, where do you have a doctor? Teach my apprentice to buy a few abortion pills and beat this child down." ”

Old Tang faintly felt the monkey's malice, but the pain was really unbearable, and he didn't care about arguing with the monkey, so he endured the pain and asked the old woman.

The old woman stretched out her hand and pointed to the southeast, and said with a smile: "This Zimu River water, abortion pills are useless, only a Xie Yang Mountain in the southeast, a broken hole in the mountain, and a fetal spring in the cave, only this spring water can remove the fetal gas of the child and mother." ”

After that, the old woman looked at the outfits of several people, frowned and said: "But in recent years, it has not worked, there is a Ruyi true immortal in the mountain, who occupies the spring water, if you want to use it, you must have a red wine ceremony, you monks, where will there be any yellow and white things? In my opinion, you should not bother, and give birth to the child obediently." ”

Don doesn't care about this, just kidding, when did the learning team really need money?

smashed and looted all the way, it was really better than the bandits who robbed the road, what the old woman said, for Lao Tang, only listened to the first half, and the second half was automatically ignored by Lao Tang.

"Apprentice, you go and get some spring water as soon as possible, and it will relieve the teacher's fetal gas. ”

Wang Chuan said with a smile: "Master, you have to think about it, you really don't want the child in your belly?"

Old Tang lowered his head and didn't speak, Wang Chuan knew what he was thinking in his heart.

For a long time, Lao Tang has been regarded as the banner figure of the truth, kindness and beauty of the experience-learning team, but now, theft, and nonsense are all accounted for, and now there is one more wounded life.

This is not very good for Old Tang's reputation.

However, Old Tang now has a feeling of breaking the jar, and after a while, he nodded heavily, and he didn't know how to convince himself in his heart.

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The plot of the daughter country,I thought of it a long time ago.,But it's a little complicated.,You need to take care of it.,Everyone, come and have a few tickets to stimulate me (to be continued.)" )