Chapter Forty-Eight: Farce
Zhao Fei and Huang Rong stayed on the ship, and when the fleet returned to Zhuang, the two waited for Lu Guanying and the group of thieves to leave the ship, and then they flew ashore without realizing it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
After the victory of the group of thieves, they were all elated, who would have thought that there were people on the mast who had been hiding and peeping. Huang Rong aligned with the position, and still jumped in with Zhao Fei from the back wall of the village and returned to the bedroom. At this time, the Zhuang Ding who served them had come to the room to see it a few times, only to say that they had worked hard all day and slept in the room.
Zhao Fei opened the door, and the two Zhuang Ding stepped forward to say goodbye, sent breakfast, and said: "The owner of the village is waiting in the study, please use the two of you too early and go over and sit down." ā
The two ate some noodles and soup dumplings, and followed Zhuang Ding to the study. On the other side, Guo Jing and Li Mochou also came, and the owner of Lu Zhuang smiled: "The wind is strong by the lake, and the waves crash on the shore at night, disturbing people's dreams, can you sleep well?"
Guo Jing was not used to lying, and when he asked, he was embarrassed. Zhao Fei smiled and said: "I can only hear the whining blowing of the conch at night, I think it is a monk and Taoist priest who does things to release flames." ā
The owner of Lu Zhuang laughed, didn't mention the matter, and said: "I have collected some calligraphy and paintings, and I want to identify it with Brother Huang's eyes." ā
Huang Rong said: "You should pay a visit." The owner's collection must be a fine product. ā
The owner of Lu Zhuang ordered the clerk to take out the calligraphy and paintings, and Huang Rong enjoyed them one by one. There was a shout outside the door, and the footsteps of several people sounded, and the sound was that one person was on the run, and several people were chasing after him.
One person shouted: "You have entered Guiyunzhuang, if you want to escape, it is called difficult to climb to the sky!"
The owner of Lu Zhuang said as if he had nothing to do, as if he had not heard of it, and said: "Calligraphy of this dynasty, Su Huang Mi Cai and said, among the four families, which one does Brother Huang love the most?"
Huang Rong was about to answer, when suddenly the door of the study was slammed open, and a drenched person broke in, it was Yang Kang.
When Guo Jing saw that it was Yang Kang, he was immediately a little excited, Zhao Fei pulled his arm and said in a low voice: "Don't look at him, look at calligraphy and painting." ā
Guo Jing also knew that now was not the time to recognize each other, so he turned his back and looked down at the painting.
Yang Kang unintentionally fled into the Jedi, and pointed at Lu Guanying and scolded: "Thieves and robbers, you use tricks and scuttle ships, and you are not afraid of the jokes of heroes on the rivers and lakes?"
Lu Guanying laughed and said: "Heroes of the rivers and lakes, we heroes of the green forest don't talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes with the golden people, not to mention that you are still a prince of the golden king." ā
Then there was a dispute in the study, one said that others did not preach morality, and the other said long live the motherland, boycott the Jin country, starting with me. It's really fair to say that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law is reasonable.
Zhao Fei was drowsy when he heard this, and suddenly Yang Kang said: "As long as someone in Guiyunzhuang can defeat me with real kung fu, I will tie my hands, and I will kill or chop, and there will be no second sentence." But I don't know who gave the advice?"
Zhao Feiru fought chicken blood, his spirit doubled, and he finally had a good show to watch. What rivers and lakes, in the end, we still have to rely on fists to solve the problem. The rivers and lakes are the rivers and lakes of people with good martial arts, and those with poor martial arts are only beaten. There is a good saying: If force can solve a problem, don't talk nonsense.
As soon as Yang Kang's words fell, an unknown old man smiled obscenely, he thought that the prince of Jin would be able to do the martial arts of a three-legged cat, and now if he doesn't go out to beat him, isn't it the time to brush up on fame and reputation?
As soon as the old man jumped out, another uncle who was in the same mood also jumped out, and he shouted loudly: "Old man Zhang, what do you mean by this? Obviously, I came first, first come, first come, go down." ā
The old man was not to be outdone, "Wang Sandao, do you understand the rules and respect the elders?"
"Old man Zhang, you are old, don't flash your waist. If you lose, won't you lose my face as a big song? ā
"You Wang Sandao, you are so short, doesn't it affect our image of the Great Song Dynasty? ā
started the personal attack so soon, Zhao Fei hurriedly found a place with a good view and a remote place to sit down, not only to ensure safety but also to watch a good show.
Old man Zhang and Wang Sandao quarreled, and immediately mentioned the other village owners, and one by one they also understood that this was a good opportunity, and they rushed to play.
"Come on, you see that I look mighty and domineering, which is in line with the image of the Great Song Dynasty. ā
"Just you, are you as tall as me? Look at how sexy my mustache is. ā
"You see my pectoral muscles still move, can you?"
"Xiao Li, when you were born, I also hugged you, you won't have to fight with your uncle. ā
"The country is current, don't talk about personal feelings, otherwise don't blame me for not recognizing you as an uncle. ā
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There was a commotion in the study, and the atmosphere was very lively. You scold me once, and I pay you back. Everyone didn't give in, even Yang Kang was stunned, and his eyes widened as he watched a group of people arguing for themselves.
Time passed minute by minute, and Lu Chengfeng really couldn't stand it, "Uh-huh." With a bang, the scene immediately became much quieter, and between two or three breaths, it was completely quiet.
Lu Chengfeng glanced at Lu Guanying, Lu Guanying came out with a smile and said, "Everyone, don't be impatient, let me try." ā
The owners of Taihu Lake have lost their sincerity, but they regret in their hearts that they have lost a great opportunity.
Yang Kang didn't say much, his left palm probed, and his right hand grabbed Lu Guanying's chest, straight to the point, and as soon as he made a move, he attacked the enemy's vital point with the Nine Yin White Bone Claw. Lu Guanying scolded secretly: "The kid is rude, teach you to know how good I am." The chest shrunk, but he didn't retreat, and his right fist hit the opponent's cross arm elbow, and the two fingers of his left hand stretched out quickly, taking the enemy's eyes.
One is the proud disciple of Master Deadwood of Shaolin Branch, and the other is the only descendant of Changchun Zhenren of the Quanzhen Sect. Both of them cheered up, cautiously saw the moves, and did not dare to relax a little.
As time passed, Lu Guanying learned foreign boxing techniques, which was very unfavorable to Yang Kang. So, Yang Kang was also impatient, his left hand was bent, five fingers had been inserted into Lu Guanying's calf, his right palm pushed his crotch, and shouted: "Lie down!" Lu Guanying stood on one leg, and was pushed so hard by him that his body fell straight out and crashed into the owner of Lu Zhuang who was on the couch.
Master Lu Zhuang stretched out his left hand, held his vest, and gently put it on the ground, but when he saw that his son's calf was dripping with blood, from the place where he was standing to the front of the couch, a row of blood dripped straight over, he was shocked and angry, and shouted: "Who are you Black Wind Shuangsha?"
When he made a move and asked, everyone was surprised. Don't finish speaking, Yan Kang and the owners of the village don't know that he has martial arts, even his own son Lu Guanying, only said that his father's legs are crippled, so he naturally doesn't know martial arts.
"What are the Black Wind Twin Evils?" Yang Kang was slightly stunned, it turned out that Mei Chaofeng didn't tell him this, so he didn't know either.
Yang Kang looked at the village owners around him, and said with a smug smile: "Since I won, then the master will leave first and lose his company." Saying that, Yang Kang was about to go out.