Chapter 198: Acting
[The content of the previous chapter said that before Mantang Jiao threw Tang Seng into the river, he did bite off the toe of the old Tang, this is written in the original book, not made up]
Seeing that the monkey was stuffy and didn't speak, just rushing away, Wang Chuan's heart was also full of faint guilt. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The monkey guy is really good to himself, and the westward road was also accommodating to him before, but now he doesn't agree with each other, and the two gradually get separated.
Monkeys have monkey secrets and their own secrets.
Sighing lightly, Wang Chuan didn't think about it anymore, since the monkey was going to sulk, Wang Chuan didn't have the heart to deal with him, and it was like a quarrel between the little couple, which was too tasteless.
And Old Tang's side is also sullen.
Twice, twice!
I finally walked on the road of learning scriptures for several years, and finally met an erotic encounter, and it was twice!
As a result, he was interrupted once by the eldest apprentice and once by the second apprentice.
Although even if they didn't interrupt, Old Tang might not have the courage to break the precepts, but this kind of luck mentality gradually appeared in Old Tang's heart.
Riding a white dragon horse, he didn't say hello, and galloped wildly.
The master and apprentice have their own temperament, and they don't talk to each other, and a team is about to fall apart.
Suddenly, the monkey's eyes were raised, and he didn't look at Wang Chuan, and immediately disappeared quickly.
Wang Chuan listened to it, feelings, this old Tang encountered another difficulty.
Dozens of miles ahead, I encountered a group of robbers, and at this moment Old Tang was hanging from a tree for help.
Wang Chuan's eyes moved, the bluffing old pig Lao Sha didn't dare to move, since the monkey has passed, this credit might as well be given to the monkey.
The monkey over there saw that Old Tang was hanging from a tree, and he was not in a hurry, but turned his eyes and turned into a small novice, carrying a bag on his shoulder and a small wooden fish in his hand, and walked forward all the way.
In the wilderness, a monk suddenly came, who else could there be besides the scripture learning team!
Old Tang knew at a glance that it was his apprentice who appeared.
I was determined, and according to speculation, the little novice in front of me must have been changed by a monkey.
Why.
Because if it was Wang Chuan, he would definitely disdain to change and play tricks on these robbers, only monkeys would play this game.
As for Lao Zhu Lao Sha, he was completely ignored by Lao Tang.
Although Lao Tang was relieved of his safety, he couldn't help but scold the monkey in his heart, this dead monkey, you said that you have such a great ability, just put Lao Tzu down, you have to play this set.
The monkey naturally understood what Lao Tang was thinking, it stands to reason that seeing the master being hung so uncomfortable, the apprentice should step forward and obediently get the master down, right?
Monkey this guy doesn't!
And he also opened a pair of fiery eyes to sell cuteness: "Master, look at this thing, how did you become like this? Who are these people?"
Everyone still remembers the time when the monkey killed six robbers at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and was counted down by Old Tang, right?
Monkey this guy holds a grudge.
Now that I see that Lao Tang has encountered a robber again, how similar is this scene in front of me, according to the monkey's temper, how can it be possible to make Lao Tang feel better.
Old Tang was angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to get angry: "Good apprentice, soon put down for the teacher, what are you asking nonsense?"
The monkey didn't take the stubble at all, pretended not to hear, and stretched out his hand to point at the robbers surrounding him: "Master, what are they doing?"
To be reasonable, if we empathize, if we change to be Lao Tang, then we must not be angry, this dead monkey is clearly torturing himself through the hands of robbers.
But angry, Lao Tang didn't have the courage to scold the monkeys under the robbers' ring, so he told the robbers about the robbery, of course, the character of the soft eggs of the old Tang is destined to add many modifiers to praise the stinky feet of this group of robbers.
And the group of big men next to him have long been impatient, seeing that this white old monk and this little monk Harahalahara are a lot, and they can't get to the point, there is already a grumpy robber who is about to give Lao Tang a knife with a steel knife.
Old Tang was almost frightened, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't be angry, kings, this is my apprentice, and the poor monk has no money, but my apprentice does." ”
Old Tang sold the monkey in a word.
But this sentence is exactly what the monkey wants.
Why did the monkey become a little novice? Isn't it just that he is worried that his true nature has scared away this group of robbers, and everyone else has already been scared away, and if he strikes again, it will not be considered a credit.
I have just suffered such a loss in Jindou Mountain, the monkey learns very quickly naturally, and takes the initiative in everything, and now Lao Tang takes the initiative to ask this group of robbers to rob him, so it doesn't make the monkey happy.
However, if the monkey wants to take the initiative and kill this group of robbers, he naturally can't let Old Tang see it.
Otherwise, Old Tang's crooked temperament left too deep an impression on the monkey.
After friendly negotiations, the robbers agreed to let Don go and leave the monkey behind.
What a bunch of honest robbers.
As soon as the old Tang heard that the robbers were going to let him go, he immediately got on the white horse, and returned to the old road as soon as he slipped away, and saw the eldest apprentice Wang Chuan looking at him with a strange expression.
Wang Chuan was even more contemptuous of Lao Tang in his heart, and he was full of compassion all day long, who doesn't know the temper of that monkey now, can those robbers still have a life?
You are a Buddhist monk in the old Tang Dynasty, and now you see that mortals are about to be killed, but you only care about your own safety and take the lead in escaping......
Of course, this is thinking from the perspective of Buddhism, Wang Chuan, as the senior brother of the monkey, although he despises Lao Tang in his heart, he will not say it.
Lao Tang looked at Wang Chuan's strange eyes, and instantly came back to his senses, it's me, the poor monk is a Buddhist monk, how can he do such a thing?
"Disciple, go and talk to Wukong and ask him to show mercy. ”
Wang Chuan rolled his eyes, he could see clearly that as soon as Old Tang left, the monkey had already made a move, killing the robber's leading brother, leaving a group of little minions to flee in all directions.
Now that Old Tang remembered to let the monkey's subordinates be merciful, why did he go earlier.
The old pig over there looked, the opportunity to perform came, the master wanted to set up the archway, naturally someone had to hold it, the elder brother shelf was too big, not suitable, the old sand shelf was too small, can not be held.
Naturally, I got my old pig!
This old pig is also a master of acting, and while running towards the monkey, he shouted: "Brother Monkey, the master wants your subordinates to be merciful, don't kill those robbers......"
The monkey had already put away the stick, and when he heard this, he smiled and said, "Okay, okay, Lao Sun will give you a face." ”
The old pig naturally understands that the monkey has already succeeded, and at this time he has to sell everyone's face, is this treating Lao Tzu as a pig?
Then he tilted his head and stared at the corpse on the ground and said, "How can there be two people on the ground?"
"That was last night, the two of them didn't sleep well, and they fell asleep here. ”
......
The old pig and the monkey returned to Old Tang, and Old Tang asked himself, "Apprentice, how is the situation over there?"
"Master, two people were broken by Brother Monkey, and their brains flowed all over the ground. ”
The old pig stepped forward and said.
When Old Tang heard this, he was greatly surprised, and hurriedly said: "Disciple, hurry up and take out some money, where to buy two plasters, and put one paste on them." ”
I'll go, this old Tang is a master of acting, Nima, your plaster can bring the dead back to life. (To be continued.) )