Chapter 116: Tired Silly Boy, Poke Your Ass Again
Wang Ning and Yiwei crossed the river, one drove the bamboo pole, galloped on the water, blindly escaped, and the other drove the mighty water platform, chasing after him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
At the beginning, the audience on both sides of the Thames was still watching with relish, and the cheers were higher and higher.
Gradually, when the chase game lasted for two hours, the enthusiasm of the audience gradually wore off, and many people felt tired, and some even dozed off.
The host of the live TV show, but he is miserable, the audience can doze off, he is hosting the live broadcast, where dare to doze off.
Besides, for two hours in a row, the constant repetition of weakness was: "Ballu Wei fled to the east, a reed crossed the river to the east, a reed crossed the river to the east, a reed crossed the river to the south, a reed crossed the river to the south, a reed crossed the river to the west, a reed crossed the river to the west, a reed crossed the river to the north, and a reed crossed the river to the north,...... ,......”
The host felt that both his brain and his mouth were numb, and he simply became a parrot who learned his tongue and could only repeat these few words.
The unlucky host believes that most of the audience in front of the TV must be asleep at this time.
Nima, hosting a live show, can make the audience fall asleep, this is going to get out, unlucky host, how can you still mix in this industry!
Just when the host was so depressed that he wanted to resign on the spot, he suddenly found that the water platform controlled by a reed crossing Jiang Jun was obviously shorter.
The host immediately became excited, and shouted hoarsely: "It's shorter, it's shorter, everyone, look at it, it's shorter!"
The unlucky host suddenly yelled and screamed, waking up the dozing melon-eating crowd around him, and everyone looked up carefully.
But no, the water platform controlled by a reed crossing the river is only less than two meters high.
At this time, even Western audiences who don't understand Eastern martial arts can understand that the reason why the patron saint named Bald Luwei just now keeps running away is not because his skills are inferior to others, and he was beaten by Yiwei Jiangjun and ran away, but because he was a tired and silly boy with a pure heart.
The patron saint named Balu Yuwei drove a small bamboo pole and ran in front with ease, consuming very little power, of course.
This Dongying warrior named Yiwei crossed the river, driving a water platform, and roaring behind him, consuming much more power than the fleeing Bald Yuwei.
Such a power consumption ratio, in a short period of time, can not see the effect, a long time, the reed chasing after the Jiangjun, it can not be consumed, the height of the water platform, the sharp drop, is the intuitive manifestation of excessive power consumption.
In fact, at this moment, Yiwei crossed the Jiangjun and also understood that if he continued like this, he would definitely lose, but he crossed the Jiangjun with a reed, and he was a Dongying warrior, advocating the spirit of Hushidao that ran all the way to the black.
Knowing that if this continues, it will inevitably end in a fiasco, but Yiwei crosses the river Jun but adheres to the spirit of Dongying Tiger Shidao, and moves forward indomitable, and wants to carry out the failure to the end.
The layman saw the height of the water platform of a reed crossing the river, and thought that the water platform of a reed crossing the river was insufficient, but in fact, the internal force of a reed crossing the river was exhausted, and it was no longer able to support the strong wind.
The only little internal force left in the body can only ensure that a reed crossing the river Jun can perform light skills, standing on a short bamboo pole more than ten centimeters long, and will not sink into the river.
Hearing the sound of the wind slashing and collapsing behind him, Wang Ning turned around, his eyes were full of playful smiles, and he looked at Yiwei crossing Jiangjun.
Yiwei crossed Jiang Jun's face flushed, and he was ashamed, because at this time, he had begun to sink slowly.
Wang Ning had long seen that the light skills of crossing the river with a reed had not been practiced to the level of crossing the river with a reed, so he carried a bamboo pole and pretended to be a reed.
If it weren't for the slash of the wind, forcibly pulling up the body, and standing on half a bamboo pole with the light skill level of crossing the river with a reed, he would barely be able to guarantee that he would not sink, and now a short bamboo pole that is only a dozen centimeters long under his feet, how can he not sink?
Seeing that the river water had already reached the surface of his feet, the eyes of a reed crossing the river flashed with panic, and he hurriedly harnessed the short bamboo pole under his feet, rode the wind and waves, and rushed towards the shore.
Yiwei crossed the river Jun knew in his heart that if he sank to the bottom of the river, even if he didn't feed Wang Ba, he would become Wang Ning's ghost.
At this time, the face of the god horse, the spirit of the god and the spirit of the gods, are all floating clouds, and it is important to save your life!
A reed crossed the river Jun to fight, brave and tenacious, escaping for his life, the same unambiguous, driving the short bamboo pole dozens of centimeters long under his feet, galloping away, the speed is fast, like a motorboat skiing the water, in an instant, it is not far from the shore.
Seeing that Yiwei crossed the river and ran away, Lilina and Sara, who were watching the battle on the shore, couldn't help but shout: "Bald Yuwei, you can't let him go!
Wang Ning smiled slightly, jumped up slightly, and raised his foot to kick the short bamboo pole on the water just now.
The short bamboo pole immediately turned into a sharp arrow, whistling and flying, and in a flash, chased behind Yiwei to cross the river.
Yiwei crossed the river and heard the rapid sound of the wind behind him, and hurriedly looked back in the escape, only to see a short bamboo pole, whistling, and hitting his ass.
Seeing that the short bamboo pole was aimed at his own fart, Yiwei crossed Jiang Jun was miserable in his heart, and secretly scolded Wang Ning's hand, which was too tricky and vicious.
If the short bamboo pole is aimed at the head or body of a reed crossing the river, a reed crossing the river can completely turn his head or dodge sideways.
But poking at a reed's fart-strand made it difficult for a reed to cross the river.
He's now riding a short bamboo pole and galloping across the river, and the fart is where his center of gravity lies.
At this time, if the fart-strand moves, Yiwei crosses Jiangjun's whole body and loses balance, and it will inevitably end up turning over and falling into the water.
Yiwei crossed the river and Jun didn't want to fall into the water, so he had to mobilize the remaining internal force, concentrate all on the fart-stock, and resist this trick.
With a pop, Yiwei crossed Jiang Jun only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and then a strong force blasted into his stomach.
was as strong as a reed crossing Jiangjun, and he really couldn't resist it, so he screamed and fainted directly.
A reed crossed Jiangjun's body, and under the huge impact force, it was knocked into the air, crossed a beautiful arc, snapped, and fell on the river bank.
kicked away the short bamboo pole under his feet, and Wang Ning's figure, like a big bird, flew up in the air and landed on a short bamboo pole not far away.
Seeing that a reed crossing the river was hit by a short bamboo pole and fell half-dead on the shore, Wang Ning was about to control the short bamboo pole under his feet, catch up, and give the half-dead reed crossing the river a hunting knife to end his suffering, but suddenly saw a cloud of blue smoke coming out of the top of a building in the distance.
Not good, there are snipers!