Chapter 1 Twin Wood Forest
The sky was gloomy and terrible, and the sky that was still clear just now suddenly turned into a wild beast, wanting to choose people to devour. The rolling thunder of the pen and the fun of the pavilion www.biquge.info vented its anger like a roar, and the streets were crowded with pedestrians, who had no time to complain about the fickleness of the weather, but only to return to the sheltered harbor before the first drop of rain fell.
In a certain car 4S shop, Shuangmulin was sitting on a chair bored, his eyes were blank, looking out of the window with a loveless face, and he kept muttering something. "I haven't heard that it's raining today, this day is like Grandpa Mao in his wallet, he said that he would change his face, and the weather forecast was not as reliable as Aunt Li's old cold legs. I'll be off work in an hour and a half, and there won't be any guests coming to my door in such weather, so let me be a beautiful man quietly......"
Contrary to his wishes, a crisp sound of footsteps shattered Shuang Mulin's dream of being a beautiful man, he looked up at the sound of the voice, only to see a woman in a black dress, slim, young and beautiful woman was walking in from the door, Shuang Mu Lin instantly seemed to be stimulated, bounced up from the chair with a whoosh, the sluggish expression on his face quickly changed to a professional smile, and the speed of changing his face was faster than the weather just now: "Hello lady, how can I help you?" The woman seemed to be startled by the sudden appearance of Shuangmu Lin, and was stunned for two seconds before replying lightly: "I'll take a look at ...... casually."
"It's okay, it's okay, you can look at it, it's my honor to be able to serve a beautiful woman like you, what kind of car do you like? I can introduce to you, the vast sea of people we meet is fate, it's really my honor to be able to have a lady like you, a beautiful lady like you should choose a beautiful car, such as this ......"
“......”
The beauty in the dress glanced at Shuangmulin, speaking from her heart, although Shuangmulin's appearance is not handsome, but it is also delicate, with that professional smile, people can have a sense of closeness when they see it, and the standard Mandarin and slightly magnetic voice are even more like magic, but at the moment, this magical voice is endless, not like a well-trained salesperson, but like a brainwashed member of a pyramid marketing organization, "...... Don't you like this? It doesn't matter, I'll take you to see this year's new car, order a preferential activity, and give you a year of insurance, and provide maintenance and repair one-stop service, if there is any problem, you call me, 24 hours anytime and anywhere to solve it, my name is Shuangmulin, my phone is 13XXXXXXXXX......"
“...... Stop!" The dress beauty helplessly stopped Shuang Mulin, "I like SUVs and cars, and the interior space is big enough......"
"Oh oh! It turns out that you like this kind of car, you said earlier, I will take you to see the SUV, tell you, our brand of SUV is well-known in China, cost-effective......" Without waiting for the dress beauty to finish, Shuang Mulin began his "sales" again: "You see how this is, you can test drive the experience, oh, the weather outside is not very suitable for test drive, it doesn't matter, you can open a circle in our exhibition hall, the interior space of this car is large, sitting six people do not feel crowded, it is your first choice for home travel, field car shock." ......”
"Smack!" The sudden slap put an end to the fly-like noise of Shuangmu Lin, and in the eyes of the colleagues around her, "sure enough", the beautiful woman in the dress slammed the door despite the pouring rain outside. Leaving only the double wood forest where the painting style turned gray again, the smile that made people feel comfortable just now was shattered like a phantom, and it turned into a loveless face again, and the trembling hand covered the palm print on the face and kept chanting: "My spring ......"
"Shuangmulin!" A voice from the Nine Netherworld sounded from behind Shuangmulin, Shuangmulin turned his head and saw Li Fugui Hell roaring on the scalp of the Mediterranean, at this moment the short and fat man was gritting his teeth and glaring at Shuangmulin: "It's the fifth time this week, go to the accountant to settle the bill, you won't use it tomorrow, pack up your things and get out of here!"
"It's still raining outside, can you ......?"
"Fuck off!"
“......”
An hour later, Shuangmulin walked out of the door of the 4S store with his schoolbag in his arms. "There is no master here, there is a place to stay. I don't have to stay everywhere, and I don't have to sleep on the road......"
Shuangmulin was born in an ordinary family, ordinary work, ordinary income, ordinary life, if he has to say anything different, in addition to that cheap mouth, it is his ordinary but extraordinary life experience.
When Shuangmulin was born, he didn't cry or make trouble, and he didn't move at all. Frightened the nurse, she picked it up and spanked him, only to slap him to the ground. Since then, Shuangmulin has become the loudest crying child in the second women's hospital.
Shuangmulin's grandfather used to be a lumberjack in the Xing'an Mountains, and the old man felt that he owed too much to the mountains in his old age, and hoped that the younger generations could plant the trees back and named his grandson Shuangsen, hoping that his grandson would one day return a forest to the mountains. The staff gave Shuangmulin his father a blank piece of paper to register the newborn's information, and his father's brain twitched and the child's name was written vertically on the white paper, and since then Shuanglin has become Shuangmulin...... Although Shuangmulin's grandfather slapped his son hard after learning about this, the name Shuangmulin was still pressed on the head of the little life of the Shuangjia.
When Shuangmulin was two years old, his grandfather passed away. The whole family was busy making a mess, and Shuangmulin's father's brain pumping had another attack, so he easily stuffed Shuangmulin, who was sleeping soundly, into the closet wrapped in a quilt, and when the family found out, the child was in shock......
When he was four years old, Shuangmulin played hide and seek with a few neighborhood children, hid in the abandoned substation of the community, and plugged in the door. It was already two days later when the police broke down the door. Shuangmulin, who was hungry and weak at the time, lay on the ground and yelled at the police with excitement on his face: "Did I win?"
On the spring outing of the first grade of primary school, Shuangmulin and his classmates were diving by the river, although he won, but if it weren't for the kind people who passed by, he could only wait for himself to float up and be found again......
During the Spring Festival of the second grade, Shuangmulin performed empty-handed touching the electric door in front of the whole family with great interest, but fortunately, the family was making dumplings, and his father was carrying a rolling pin in his hand. Looking at his son who has no limit to death, Shuangmulin's father deeply suspected that the brain pumping magic skill might be family inheritance......
In junior high school, Shuangmu Lin attended a boarding school. In the second year of junior high school, Shuangmulin and a few classmates agreed to go to the Internet café to play games, and when he got out of the school, he was invited into the police station by the police uncle who happened to patrol here, and was given a demerit punishment by the school because he did not return at night......
On the day of graduation from junior high school, the students who had been temporarily liberated celebrated wildly on campus, throwing their schoolbags like the sky and tearing their textbooks to shreds, as if they wanted to vent the pressure of the past three years. Shuang Mulin, a little expert in death, ran wildly in the classroom with his desk, his feet slipped, and the desk flew out of the door in a beautiful parabola in the air, and it happened that the principal was passing by the door...... Shuangmulin walked into high school with punishment in this way.
Shuangmu Lin in high school,It seems that he suddenly changed his heart.,Of course,It may also be the 35 good guy cards in junior high school that stimulated him.,After all, no matter which girl learns that the boy in front of her had a brain lack of oxygen and brain water when he was a child.,And often brain convulsions.,After you have a brain pump, you will deeply doubt whether he is a brain wreck.。
In any case, Shuangmulin had an overnight enlightenment, as if he had taken "knowledge changes destiny" as his motto, and he was crazy about learning. However, fate kept joking with him, when the classmates racked their brains for essays in the college entrance examination room, Shuangmulin was still preparing for the college entrance examination at home...... The moment he got the comprehensive exam paper, Shuangmulin finally knew what he had missed. In the end, Shuangmulin, who had excellent grades, was hurriedly kicked into society by fate before he had time to get a high school diploma.
Coming out of the 4S store, Shuangmulin stood on the street in a daze, and the city washed by the rainstorm reflected his gray painting style, which looked quite ironic. In three years, Shuangmulin changed 17 jobs, and without exception, he harvested the ultimate dish fried squid. If it weren't for the two units his parents left him, he would have starved to death on the streets.
Shuangmulin's home is in an old-fashioned community on the outskirts of Hong Kong City, close to the airport, the transportation is quite convenient, in the years when the housing price is still like cabbage, Shuangmulin's parents used all their savings to buy two houses in this community, the family of three lives in the larger one, and the other smaller one is empty for Shuangmulin to marry a daughter-in-law. After the second elder died, he moved to the smaller house and rented out the larger house to make ends meet. Since the previous tenant quit, there have been no new tenants in the house.
At this moment, Shuangmulin was carrying a paste bucket in one hand and a stack of "Rental Revelations" in the other, flickering and moving under the cover of the night, and with a slight wave of his sleeves, he left a piece of urban psoriasis on the telephone pole.
"Ah~ah~Ya Butterfly~" Shuangmu Lin was swaying his youth and sweat on an earthen wall, but suddenly heard a woman's moan, the voice was so bone-conspiring, accompanied by bursts of delicate panting, making people's blood gush, as if they were doing some strenuous exercise.
"Damn, so exciting?" Shuang Mulin looked around along the voice, a pair of eyes flashing a little blue light in the night, "It's bright daylight, do you want to be embarrassed?" It's a pity that my phone doesn't have a video recording function......"