Hearing Ling Hu Chong say this, Tian Boguang smiled and asked: "That's the case, but if your sword is sent forward another three or four inches, one of my arms will be wasted, why did you retract after your sword stabbed me?"

Ling Hu Chong said solemnly: "I am a disciple of Huashan, how can I hurt people with a secret arrow?" You first cut a knife on my shoulder, and I will return a sword on your shoulder. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hahaha!" Tian Boguang burst out laughing and shouted, "Okay! I've made you a friend, come on, let's have another bowl!"

"Amitabha!" After watching and listening for a while, Huang Qi said the Buddha's name, came to the table of the three, and said to the little nun Yi Lin: "Female Bodhisattva, can the monk make a fate for you?"

"Hahaha!hahaha..."Before the little nun Yilin could reply, Tian Boguang laughed first, patted the table with his hand and said: "Today I let Lao Tzu encounter a strange thing, there is a monk who turns into a nun, it is really strange and tight." As he spoke, he said to Linghu: "Brother Linghu, have you ever seen a monk turning into a nun?"

"I didn't have it, but now I see it!" Ling Hu Chong also felt funny, it was normal for monks and nuns to turn into nuns, but it was such a strange thing as monks turning into nuns, not to mention seeing it, even if I had never heard of it, I didn't want to meet it today. However, this monk looks young and doesn't understand the catechism, I'm afraid that he thinks that he also serves the Buddha and the Bodhisattva, and they are all part of the family, right?

Thinking of this, Ling Hu Chong immediately said: "Master, this is not the place to turn into a fate! You see that this table is full of chicken, duck and fish, and there are no vegetarian dishes at all, even if you have it, you can't eat it!"

"No hindrance! No hindrance!" As if he didn't see Tian Boguang's laughter, Huang Qi clasped his hands together and said: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will stay in my heart! Chicken, duck and fish meat are no different from ordinary vegetarian dishes for monks." Just kidding, he is not an authentic monk, although he has not yet returned to the vulgar, but in the past two days since he went home, he has eaten a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas. If you want to say that you have broken the vows, you have already broken them!

"Huh!" Hearing this, Tian Boguang looked at him in surprise and said, "You monk is interesting, since you are not afraid of fish and meat, then you can eat it here!" He wanted to see if this monk would really eat fish and meat.

"Amitabha!" Huang Qi was not polite, and when he heard this, he sat directly on the remaining seat, took chopsticks, and ate by himself.

"Bodhisattva forgiveness!" Seeing this, Yi Lin hurriedly recited the Buddhist scriptures, as if praying for Huang Qi.

"Good!good!good!" Seeing Huang Qi eating fish, Tian Boguang applauded, and said to Linghu with wine: "Brother Linghu, we have encountered a strange thing today, don't say anything, let's have a drink first." ”

"!" Ling Hu Chong shook his head, held the bowl and Tian Boguang for a while, and didn't say anything.

"Okay!" Tian Boguang shouted happily and said, "You and my brother must have a good drink today!"

Hearing this, Ling Hu Chong frowned and said, "Brother Tian, I just said that you are also a good man who does not take advantage of others, so I drank with you." I was disappointed that it was a big mistake. ”

Tian Boguang squinted at him when he heard this, and asked, "How can I take advantage of you?"

Linghu Chong pointed at Yi Lin and said, "You know that I hate nuns, and when I see a nun, I feel uncomfortable and have a big appetite, how can I still drink with you?"

"Hahaha!" Tian Boguang immediately laughed when he heard this, shook his head and said: "Brother Linghu, I know that you are doing everything you can to save this little nun, but I, Tian Boguang, love lust like life, and since I fell in love with this charming little nun, I didn't let her go." If you want me to let her go, there is only one condition. ”

Ling Hu Chong was overjoyed when he heard this, and said arrogantly: "Okay! You can say it! Go up the knife mountain, get off the oil pot, I Ling Hu Chong accepted his fate, frowned, and he was not a good man." ”

"Hey, hey.." Tian Boguang smiled and poured two bowls of wine into the bowls of the two, and said with a smile: "You drink this bowl of wine, I will tell you." ”

"!" Ling Hu Chong didn't think about it, picked up the bowl and drank it.

Seeing this, Tian Boguang also drank the bowl of wine, and after putting down the bowl, he said with a smile: "Brother Linghu, since you are a friend, you should follow the rules of the rivers and lakes." Youdao is a friend's wife, and you can't play. If you agree to marry this little nun, Tian will naturally not be rude to your younger siblings. The big husband said his word, and the horse was difficult to chase. You promised to marry her, and I immediately let her go, and made amends to her, but nothing else. ”

As soon as Tian Boguang finished saying this, Yi Lindeng, who was reciting the scriptures, made a big red face, and was so ashamed that he couldn't read it anymore.

"Phew!" Ling Hu snorted, shook his head and said, "Do you want me to be moldy?

"Haha!" Tian Boguang laughed and said, "What nun is not a nun, as long as she keeps her hair, then she is not a nun." Besides, if you marry her, even if she wants to be a nun, I'm afraid she won't be able to do it!"

"Ah... Amitabha... Buddha Buddha!" Huang Qi held a chicken leg in one hand, looked at the beautiful nun covering her ears opposite, and said while eating: "What if..." If this hero is unwilling, and... "Yilin is a beautiful woman, if he is really willing to marry him, he really doesn't mind, he will return to the mountains immediately, and get married in two years."

"Hahahaha...."Tian Boguang burst out laughing when he heard this, and only stopped laughing after a while, pointed at Huang Qi with his finger and said, "You monk is a wonderful person! It's a pity that this nun can only let Brother Linghu marry today, otherwise he can really let it be given to you." Who made me meet an interesting monk like you for the first time!"

"Shut up!" Ignoring the joking Huang Qi, Ling Hu Chong said to Tian Boguang: "If you make such a boring joke again, Ling Hu Chong will make you angry to death on the spot, how can you have your life to fight with you? If you don't let her go, then we will fight to the death." ”

After listening to Ling Huchong's words, Tian Boguang didn't pay attention to Huang Qi, who continued to eat, and said with a smile: "When it comes to beating, you can't beat me!"

"Otherwise!" Ling Hu Chong shook his head when he heard this and said, "Stand and fight, I'm not your opponent." If you sit and fight, you will not be my opponent. ”

"Hehe..." Hearing Ling Hu Chong say that he was not his opponent, Tian Boguang was not angry, and said with a smile: "Brother Ling Hu, what Tian Boguang admires is your pride and courage, not your martial arts." ”

Ling Hu Chong also smiled: "What Ling Hu Chong admires about you is the fast knife you fight while standing, but not the knife technique you fight while sitting." ”

Tian Boguang shook his head and said seriously: "You don't know this, when I was a teenager, I had a cold disease on my legs, and I practiced swordsmanship while sitting for two years, and sitting and fighting is my forte." It's not that I despise him, but I'm used to the knife when I sit and get used to it, so I don't bother to stand up. Brother Linghu, you are inferior to me in this kung fu. ”

Ling Hu Chong heard this, and said in a serious manner: "Brother Tian, you don't know this. When you were just a teenager, you suffered from a cold disease in your legs, and you sat and practiced the knife technique for two years, and no matter how many times you had, it was only two years. I'm not as good as you in other skills, but this sitting sword must be better than you. I sit and practice my sword every day. ”

"Oh?" Looking at Linghu Chong's troubled appearance, Tian Boguang showed a surprised look on his face, and said in surprise: "Is there really such a thing? Sit... What kind of swordsmanship?"

Seeing this, Ling Hu Chong smiled and said, "These swordsmanship were not taught by my teacher, but I created them myself. ”

Hearing this, Tian Boguang's face suddenly changed, and he exclaimed: "I see! "In martial arts, it is not easy to create a new way of boxing and swordsmanship, if it is not for the high martial arts, and the outstanding intelligence and knowledge, it is difficult to find a new way. Like the Huashan faction, such a famous faction, every move of martial arts has been tempered thousands of times, and it is extremely difficult to change one of the moves a little, not to mention creating another way of swordsmanship?

"Self-created. Create your own swordsmanship, good.. Good knowledge!" Huang Qi ate in his mouth, although he knew that Ling Hu Chong was talking nonsense, but he also praised it.

Ignoring the monk, Ling Hu Chong said with a smile: "My swordsmanship stinks to the sky, how can there be anything to admire?"

Tian Boguang was surprised, and couldn't help asking, "What kind of stinky sky-high method?"

Even Yi Lin, who has been listening to it on the side, is also very strange, the swordsmanship is not very clever at most, how can there be any stinky saying?

"Hehe! When this is said, the master is afraid that he will not be able to eat it!" Ling Hu Chong smiled and looked at the monk who was eating, and then turned to Tian Boguang and said: "Don't hide it from Brother Tian, I go out every morning, sit in the latrine, and fly everywhere, so I hate it, so I pick up my sword to stab the flies." At the beginning, the stab was not hit, and over time, practice makes perfect, and the sword stabbed the fly, and gradually the intention to meet with God, from these stabbing flies of the sword moves, to understand a set of swordsmanship. When I made this set of swordsmanship, I sat down all the time, didn't it smell a little bad?"

"Poof!" Hearing Ling Hu Chong's words, Yi Lin couldn't hold back for a moment and laughed out loud. After laughing, he felt inappropriate, so he covered his mouth.

"The monk really can't eat anymore!" Hearing Ling Hu Chong's nonsense, Huang Qi suddenly lost his appetite, threw the meat in his hand on the table, poured a bowl of wine, and drank it to himself.

"Hmph!" Tian Boguang snorted coldly, and after glancing at Huang Qi with a blue face, he rushed to Ling Hu angrily: "Brother Ling Hu, I treat you as a friend, you are too deceitful when you say this, you are a fly in the toilet when I Tian Boguang, isn't it? Okay! I will teach you this way. You're going this way...", but the latter words were angry and couldn't go on.

Seeing that he was angry, Ling Hu Chong smiled instead: "Practicing this way of swordsmanship is just for fun, and there is no intention of competing with others." Brother Tian must not be misunderstood, the younger brother will never dare to treat you as a fly in the latrine. ”

"Huh.." Yilin covered her mouth when she heard this, she didn't hold back, and couldn't help laughing again.