Chapter 3 [Fate to meet thousands of miles]
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Outside the city of Lincang, the ancient temple is deserted. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The afterglow of the setting sun fell on the clearing that had been simply swept away.
Bang! Bang!
"Oops!"
"Oops, oops, ......"
Zhai Xiaopang was wearing a short shirt, leaning against an ancient tree that needed to be surrounded by four people, and hit the trunk with his white and fat back one by one. Chubby's face was full of painful expressions, and he made an "oops" sound every time he hit it. At his feet, the "Iron Arhat Gong" bought by Jiang Bai was spread out, and there were simple sketches of rough characters on it, representing the training movements of this kung fu.
"Zhai Yu, please scream in a small voice! Don't disturb me and Xiaobai!"
Not far away, Xu Xiuxiu stopped with a frown, holding "Luoying's Thirteen Swords" in her left hand and a slippery branch in her right hand. The little girl carefully gestured for a long time, but she didn't understand the essentials at all, and stomped her feet angrily, her face became even darker......
Bang......
Xiaopang hit the ancient tree again, but his strength was much smaller than before, and he habitually let out an "oops", glanced at Jiang Bai in the distance, and said breathlessly: "I'll rest for a while, rest for a while...... Look at him, study his "Goldfinger" and be fascinated......"
"It's Gengjin Divine Finger!" Xiuxiu corrected by shaking a branch.
The dilapidated temple is full of broken walls, and only the main hall enshrined the unrecognizable headless statue has not yet collapsed.
Jiang Bai held the book and stood quietly under the stone steps in front of the main hall, his eyes staring directly at the words on the book...... Make your heroine want to stop!
The young man's ears recalled the voice of Master Baimei with an exaggerated and wicked smile: "Apprentice, the teacher has already told you, the teacher is not only the author of the best-selling romance novels on the rivers and lakes, but also the first-class master on the rivers and lakes...... Ah no, let you become a first-class master like a teacher!"
"What? Haven't you heard of "Gengjin Divine Finger"? Hehehe, don't forget that this is a new book for the teacher! The martial arts in the new book are naturally just made up for the teacher!"
"Good apprentice, don't look at him as a teacher with that kind of look...... Master is a first-class master! Do you understand a first-class master? Below the martial saint, except for the dead monkey who traveled west as a monk, Lu Chunyang who traveled east as a Taoist priest, and the master of the Immortal Flying Knife who disappeared for nearly a hundred years, there are few people who can beat him as a teacher...... Hey, don't go!"
Master Bai Mei said that he was the author of the best-selling "Love and Righteousness" novel, and Jiang Bai believed it, which can be seen from the respectful attitude of the business boss of Linlang Bookstore towards him, but this article is written about some banned books by the government that are not suitable for teenagers, and the so-called "Love and Righteousness" is just a disguise!
There is "love", and the other is probably not "righteousness", but "color"!
Hum...... Although I also want to see the masterpieces that Master often says, such as "The Female Master Bai Ze" and "A Dragon Changing in the Wind and Cloud", I also want to see the ...... of novels such as "The Female Master Bai Ze"
Jiang Bai believes in Master's ability to write books, but Master says that he is a first-class master, and Jiang Bai doesn't believe it even if he is killed!
How can there be a first-class master who makes money by writing books, and is often arrested by the government for writing prohibited books, and is beaten to the point that his nose and face are swollen!
"If the martial arts realm is similar to that of Lu Yan, a pure yang daoist, and the master of the Immortal Flying Knife, the first time we met, I wouldn't have robbed my book to do that kind of thing......
Half a year ago, Jiang Bai was forced by his parents to go to Lincang Academy on the first day of study, he had a bad stomach, and when the toilet was convenient, he met a guy with white hair and white eyebrows squatting next to him. Although it was a little strange to see such a person in the academy, Jiang Bai didn't care, and passed the time with a chivalrous novel rented from Linlang Bookstore in his hand.
Suddenly, the white-eyed man next to him spoke: "Hehe, little brother, are you also convenient? It's really a fate to meet thousands of miles away......
The voice is very unique, with three points of treachery and seven points of obscenity......
Fate to meet thousands of miles away......
Jiang Bai's face was suddenly darker than Xiuxiu!
Glancing at Bai Mei with a shudder, he said in his heart that the guy who was destined to meet thousands of miles away from the toilet was infinitely close to a madman no matter which angle he thought about, so it would be better to stay away from this guy quickly!
"Little brother, why don't you speak? Isn't your stomach hurting badly?" Bai Mei didn't feel disgusted at all, and said to himself, "My stomach hurts badly, too! Do you know, this morning, I passed by Cangshui, and I actually fell into the seven-step snake venom under the deputy sect leader of the Five Poisons Sect when I was eating breakfast, and my stomach rumbled all morning, and I finally found the latrine in your academy!"
Bragging rights!
Jiang Bai glanced at Bai Mei with disdain, the three-year-old children in Lincang City all knew that if they were hit by the seven-step snake venom and did not take the antidote, they would definitely not live for half an hour!
"Hehe, little brother, did you bring straw paper?" The white eyebrow's obscene voice reappeared, and his eyes eagerly looked into Jiang Bai's arms.
Can't talk much to a madman!
Jiang Bai took out the straw paper from his arms and wiped it quickly.
"Len Gong, lend me one, I didn't bring any straw paper!" Bai Mei pleaded pitifully.
"Ran out. ”
Jiang Bai lifted his pants, pointed to the weeds on the ground expressionlessly, and kicked a stone in front of Bai Mei: "This, and this, can be barely used!"
Bai Mei silently looked at the burrly blades of grass and angular stones, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
"I want to use paper!" The thing cried and looked at the chivalrous novel in Jiang Bai's hand.
The wire is sealed, and the paper can also be ......
"No, don't even ...... it."
Jiang Bai was shocked, and was about to decisively refuse, when he suddenly found that the novel that was still in his hand just now had already run to the ...... Uh, in the pit!
"Look at me, right?"
completed the series of actions of "grabbing books, wiping paper, and lifting pants" at an incredible speed, Bai Mei had already appeared at the door of the toilet at this time, and looked back at Jiang Bai who was stunned with a smile.
"The book is rented......" Jiang Bai muttered.
"It doesn't matter, it's the same when you rent or buy. The white eyebrows shook the white head slightly.
"You're insane! I'm talking about the fact that I don't have the money to pay back the bookstore for the price of the book!" Jiang Bai was furious, pointing at Bai Mei and shouting angrily.
Bai Mei laughed, covered his face with his hands and made a shy, and said, "What a coincidence, I don't have any money!"
"You ......"
"Although I don't have any money, I can teach you to write books! I am the number one best-selling erotic novelist in the rivers and lakes! You are my apprentice, and I will teach you to write this kind of chivalrous novel! As long as the novels in the world can be sold for money, there is no master who is not proficient! As long as you learn it, take a better book to the bookstore to pay off the debt, there will be no problem, and you will be able to earn some pocket money by writing books in the future!
"I'm talking about you covering your face without washing your hands......"
......
"I didn't expect you, Master, to be really good at writing books! Unexpectedly, I really learned to write chivalrous novels to make money under your guidance. ”
In front of the dilapidated main hall of the deserted temple, Jiang Bai showed a helpless smile: "I didn't expect that you really dare to use novels that are not suitable for teenagers to let me practice martial arts, although I feel like I have been pitted, but writing books to make money was originally taught by the master, without these silver, I definitely don't have the opportunity to buy martial arts cheats." ”
After getting along for more than half a year, Jiang Bai knew that although the master was cunning, treacherous, greedy for money, lustful, obscene, unscrupulous, and bragging...... Well, it's harder to find the merits of Master's personality than to study at Lincang Academy!
However, Jiang Bai knew very well that although Master Bai Mei was often crazy, he would not really covet his twenty taels of silver.
Perhaps, he really knows a little acupuncture, right?
Gently opened "Gengjin Divine Finger", flipped through the pages and looked at it, most of the text in it was blacked out, leaving only the "Gengjin Fingering" and "Heart Chapter" that had little to do with the main story, scattered in different chapters.
According to Master, the blackened areas are all things that are inappropriate for teenagers......
The Kingdom of the Great Dao stipulates that men are considered to be officially adults only after they are crowned at the age of twenty.
I am sixteen years old this year, and I still have to wait for four years!
"Hey, why do I use the ......word 'actually'?
Shaking his head vigorously, Jiang Bai put aside his strange thoughts, and prepared to practice according to the "fingering" and "mental methods" in the book.
Suddenly, Jiang Bai found that some of the ink smeared in the book was a little thin, and some words were faintly revealed......
Ha, the boy's face is red!
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