Chapter 1 The festival is over
Changbai is the name of the town, but also a mountain, located in the north of the Central Plains on the bank of the Yangtze River, because of the specialty of the white-eyed tiger called Changbai Mountain. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Changbai people live by fighting tigers all year round, a Dan can be used for a year, and two tigers are hit in a lucky year, so congratulations, in addition to selling Dan, the government also has a reward, which is a slight surplus.
It's strange to say, this year-round tiger fights, but there are no tigers, tigers are plagued, every spring, the animals go down the mountain to forage, the villagers are ruined every year, and occasionally they are bitten to death, and the white people who have accumulated years have also practiced the ability to fight tigers.
In the second year of Taiwu, Changbai had the first rain of spring, only heard the sound of the tiger's roar, did not see its shadow, the tiger went down the mountain when the winter went to spring, it was the tiger season, the people of Changbai and the black tiger village were sharpening their knives.
The night is getting deeper, and the mountains and ravines are long and long.
The king called me to patrol the mountains, I turned the world around, beat my drums, beat my gongs, and my life was full of rhythm......
Roar... Roar...
The rock 'n' roll I just learned was interrupted by the tiger's roar, I was scared, glanced at the mountains, the carving master called me to come to patrol the mountains, you all give me a safe life, waiting to find death, I will listen carefully to which direction it is, leave a rough coordinates, Ming'er into the mountains, see if I don't pack up a few of you on Christie's auction first, as long as ninety-nine, yes, as long as ninety-nine you can take the tiger pill home.
Turn around and go back, just patrol the mountains, so seriously, it's almost, there are tigers everywhere, who would dare to hang around here in ordinary people.
The doorman of the stockade took a look, yo, Brother Chao, you are fast enough to patrol the mountains.
As soon as I raised my eyelids, you don't understand this, patrolling the mountains is a technical job, and it depends on who does it. didn't bother to pay attention to him, and entered the stockade with a small tune humming with his hands behind his back.
The doorman is envious, jealous and hateful, and he only has the life of standing guard, Brother Chao, even if he picked it up by the carving master back then, this circle was drawn when he was young, and the level was there.
Zhang Leshan, nicknamed the mountain carving, the foot of Changbai Mountain Black Tiger Village is in charge, perennial entrenched at the foot of the mountain, the villagers have to pay the toll when they go up the mountain to fight the tiger, saying that they opened the mountain Changjin Road, the cost is not low, since it is for the benefit of the villagers, everyone should pay some silver taels. Who ever wanted to get used to it.
When I saw that I had just gone out and came back, I was happy.
Chao'er, isn't it playing with your master, why don't you see your head so good when you study, you, the mountain carving pulled a cigarette gun and looked at me who came into the justice hall with a smile.
Isn't it good for me to graduate?
Yo, it's hard to return, it's not rare to say that you, since I was in school, I began to throw money into it, and when I graduated, you also gave me a failed course, and I spent a little tiger pill silver. Do I owe you, saying that the bandit of the mountain carving came up, and the smoking gun was thrown at me without his hand.
I'm holding my hands behind my back, and I'm yin, I'm used to it, stretching out my right hand, the monkey picks peaches, and the two fingers are holding the smoking gun and grinning, Eagle Master, don't play, just patrol the mountain, anyway, I'm also the heir of the Black Tiger Village, how can I find a sense of superiority.
I'm an orphan, twenty years old, that's what the carving master said, I don't know who threw me into the mountain back then, just when the mountain carved the tiger returned, and slipped back by the way, there are no heirs left and right, this black tiger village has a big business, can't just be scattered, when a caring person raised me, there is no one to send it to the end. By the way, my name is Ji Chao, and ordinary people can't call me this name, so I always thought that I was not an ordinary person.
Someone's coming, call me in
Tomorrow I will go up the mountain to fight the tiger, I will also graduate as an adult, from this year onwards, the carving master is ready to hand over the work of fighting the tiger to me, the manly and strong pig must be practiced, no matter how much you read the book, you can't beat the tiger. I'm quite nervous, it's the first time I've led the team myself.
The carving master has the idea of the carving master, and I also understand that I only made one request, the people who went up the mountain asked me to pick it myself, don't engage in so many people with miasma nepotism, this is to fight the tiger, not to share the spoils.
As soon as the eagle master roared, he knew if there was any, and there were almost forty or fifty mermaids running in.
Good guy, dressed in red and green, good voice audition, this is, I have a black line in my head, and I turned my head to look at the eagle master, meaning where did all the flowers and plants come from, it's not good to take it up the mountain and bump it, don't you show me this yin?
The carving master dragged the cigarette gun, smiled, nodded at me and closed his eyes, looking like you know, how can I polish you with the people of the Black Tiger Village.
The short man picks the general, pick and choose, I said, the men are left and the women are right, the speed is separated, and they are arranged according to their height.
Very experienced, I'm afraid it's also a villager who often goes into the mountains to fight tigers, smack, a long dragon, all men, why are men still wearing red and green, not from some red and white ceremonies directly ran over, good luck.
Yo, there is really a dragon standing next to him, with red lips and white teeth, and a white robe, but he doesn't look like a tiger, he looks like a nobleman.
Girl, look at your figure is to go into the mountains to be a guy for us, I'm afraid it's enough to choke, I think it's better not to take a girl into the mountains, this big group of old men, I don't know what happened in the deep mountains and old forests.
The girl looked left and right, her lips opened slightly, little master, are you talking to me?
But no, is there still a girl here?
Aren't you standing on the right side?
I don't, isn't there no one on the right?
Didn't I say that men are left and women are right?
That's right, the man is left, the woman is right
Then what are you who are neither left nor right, what is your name?
I don't know, my name is Dongfang Undefeated
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Hurry up and leave, don't make trouble, the audition, but I'm worried to death, who are they. I waved my hand and hurried to lead him out.
Little master, this is not hospitality, I came to see the carving master, Dongfang is undefeated but an unhurried fist.
Oh, I'm surprised, I turned my head and saw that the carving master also had two eyebrows twisted together, obviously unfamiliar.
Hehe, the carving master is right, I've heard the name for a long time, I'll call the capital.
Poof, the carving master who twisted his eyebrows and held a cigarette gun choked on himself.
Throwing a cigarette gun and clenching a fist on the stone table, a word?
As soon as I heard the black words of the eagle master, I was also a little surprised, peers? No, the word in the black words of the rivers and lakes is the meaning of friends, and the deficit is the meaning of officials.
The East is undefeated and has a deficit with both hands back
The eagle master was stunned for a moment, then smiled and didn't ask for advice......
Potatoes, potatoes, I am sweet potatoes, the East is undefeated and not hypocritical.
Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River, when the eagle heard the code, his face was full of peach blossoms, and he stepped up vigorously, holding the undefeated arm of the East with one hand.
The two masters talked happily, hated to see each other late, entered the office, and left me with a capital and confused face to continue the audition.
You, don't look at you, the shortest one, and look, just you, I know that the first in line doesn't know that you are the shortest, what about showing your IQ? Choose, I can't participate in the carving master, Ming'er enters the mountain, I have to pick people seriously, although they are all crooked melons and cracked dates.
A crooked melon is out of the column, to
Let's talk about your resume, this tiger is not a game, what kind of education, do you have any experience, do you know kung fu, which school?
Little master, I didn't go to school, but the tiger has fought a lot, and I learned kung fu from my younger brother, and he is here today, and the crooked melon is also a single.
People can't look good, as soon as I think about it, I've beaten a lot of tigers with this crooked melon, and I still learned kung fu from my younger brother, so my brother should be very powerful.
Where's your little brother, out of the ranks.
Arrive!
There was a thunderstorm, and the last strong man in the queue ran forward all the way in broken steps, and one stood still.
Huo, with a beard on his face, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, his face is as black as carbon, like a Li ghost, and he is full of crooked melons, well, several heads.
You are his brother, who is your surname, where is your tutelage, and your kung fu is good?
Xiaomin's surname is Wu Mingsong, he studied under the ancestor of Mount Tai, made a good cake, and played a good tiger
Well, I'm quite satisfied, as the name suggests, at first glance, he is a practitioner.
Wu Song, a good name, but a native of Changbai? There are a few people in the family, what do brothers usually do for a living? I study abroad all the year round, except for a few friends in the town, I should not be very familiar with them.
Leader, the family is not a big yellow dog, my brothers, and sister-in-law Pan Jinlian, the hometown of Qinghe, there is a reason, the family moved to Changbai, on weekdays, my brothers sell pizzas, and when they are empty, they fight tigers, after all, they can earn a few silver by selling cakes.
Honest people, looking at the brothers are very honest, they want to go to the town another day to try their pizza.
Okay, you two are done, go to the logistics to get your clothes. The Black Tiger Village is a regular tiger fighter, and the clothes are custom-made, unlike the villagers who are not armed.
The brothers bowed their heads and thanked them for a while and ran out, for fear that I would regret it, no wonder, joining the Black Tiger Village Tiger Suppression Team, at least there are guarantees from all aspects, it is not like doing it alone, and if you don't do it, you will fall into the tiger's mouth.
As soon as I saw this person in the dragon row, I had a headache, and when I saw it, I was all part-time, and when to pick it, alas, I had to think of a way, fortunately, such a long line at least made me feel for the first time that I was the descendant of the dragon.
The hands are crippled, the hands are slippery, the slopes are sloping, the ones are too ugly, and the one hand can't get up a hundred pounds.
Boom! It startled me, and a dragon turned into a centipede, and there were only six people, and there were many cripples.
I took a few steps forward and looked at the six people, hey, it's not so ugly.
I'm not really ugly for him, it's about making the line stand still.
I don't accept it, the cracked jujube has a very explosive temper, what's so ugly, you can't discriminate against the ugly!
You don't know that nowadays they all look at their faces and do things!
Hitting a tiger has something to do with the hairy face, so handsome to give birth to a monkey with a tiger? It's not blowing, just I'm going there like this...... Scared to the ground of tiger hair!
You win.
Eight people were carefully selected, the elite of the elite, go to the logistics and get the clothes, go to the six of you.
All of you here are embarrassed, I don't need you this time, next time, next time! It's not easy for the big guy to audition, my sense of superiority doesn't know how to come up again, wave my sleeves, and put the meal.