As soon as the words fell, a head poked out from under the sea, it was the shrimp essence that had just been taken the day before yesterday, with an embarrassed face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Come ashore, and tell me what the hell is going on?" I had a look of complete knowledge, trying to scare the shrimp spirit into exaggeration. Of course, I'm just aware of some minor issues, and it's a pure bluff.

The shrimp essence was also frightened by my jack-of-all-trades, and still swam to the shore a little reluctantly, so I hurriedly said, "Quick, quick, fast, don't grind." I don't want to miss my morning class. We talk as we walk, walk that way, talk as we go. ”

When the shrimp spirit heard this, he had to turn over, and he jumped out of the sea, came to my side, shook his body, splashed me with water, and I also shook my body.

The shrimp spirit followed behind me, towards my cultivation holy land, and said as he walked, "This is a long story. ”

I said, "I have time, or I'll make a long story short." "Why does every storyteller like to say something long, is it to attract the audience?

The shrimp essence said: "I, I'm a good little brother, in order not to disturb the boss's cultivation time, I'll make a long story short, I capsized the monkey's boat." ”

It was really brief, I said: "Don't don't, you say that, I'm even more foggy, I'll give you an outline, people, time, place, the reason for the incident, the process and the result must be included." ”

After listening to it, the shrimp spirit thought about it, and summarized the causes and consequences, and came to me carefully.

It turned out that after the shrimp spirit got my mission instructions, he went to patrol the sea. This sea area is not often frequented, so the shrimp spirit does not pay too much attention to patrolling, but goes to the sea outside his jurisdiction to hunt for treasure.

After searching for a while, when nothing was found, I found that there was a small boat in the ocean, and it would be an exaggeration to say that it was a small boat, but in fact it was a few pieces of wood entangled together. The shrimp spirit took a closer look and found that there was a monkey on the boat, and the shrimp spirit did not find that this monkey had any mana, nor was it a spirit, and he had eaten so many vegetables and fruits on the island, he had long wanted to eat meat and fight tooth sacrifices, and his greed came up for a while.

The sea is the world of seafood shrimp monsters, and he used a little trick to sweep the sand with big waves, and the small boat in the ocean was suddenly torn apart by the big waves. The monkey was also smashed to pieces, and fell into the sea with only a small log.

Seeing the shrimp monster at this time, but it was strangely cautious, he, afraid that this monkey was a strategy to lure the enemy, deliberately showing weakness to the enemy, wanting to seduce the enemy hiding in the shadows, that is, the shrimp monster was trained by me to be cautious, afraid of falling into some trap, and it would not be a preemptive strike, so he secretly followed behind this little monkey drifting with the waves, waiting for the best hunting opportunity.

However, the little monkey who was tossed by the sea was already exhausted, and no matter how to control the enemy, it was just that shrimp spirit suspicious and scared himself. Just when the shrimp spirit saw the clues, he knew that the little monkey was at the end of the crossbow and was about to launch a fatal blow, but the token in his arms made a sound.

Coincidentally, this Guan Yu shrimp monster followed the footsteps of the monkey and unknowingly swam back to his own sea area. This token is in its own sea area, and it receives the message conveyed above. This is a matter of his own future, and the shrimp monster can't care about the desire to speak, so he hurriedly took out the token and read the information in it.

"The supreme order, the executive officers from all over the world, etc., must protect their safety if they encounter a golden retriever monkey passing through this water, but they must not reveal their identity, and the violator will be stripped of his bones and cramped, and his soul will be put into the eighteenth layer of hell, and he will never be reborn, and it will take effect immediately. ”

"Isn't this the monkey I just shot into the water? I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what happens. If something happens to this monkey, then I must not die on the spot, and after death, I will have to suffer day and night from the sword mountain and the sea of fire. Whew, what the hell is this monkey, it's so hard for me!!" As soon as he thought about it, the sea water around the shrimp monster was cold for several degrees.

At this time, the shrimp monster's gaze returned to the monkey's body, and when he saw that he was about to lose his grip on the fine wood and was about to fall into the deep sea, he was anxious again, "By the way, the island owner is so cunning, he must be able to come up with a perfect plan." "At this time, the shrimp monster thought of asking me to wipe his ass.

After that, just as the monkey let go of the fine wood and sank, the shrimp monster, with a surge of mana, pushed the little monkey upwards and returned to the sea level. Keep up the good work, and push this Monkey King, push and push, and push it to my island. After that, it happened yesterday.

Many years later, this Monkey King, Monkey King, always wanted to beat him up for no reason after seeing this shrimp monster Guan Yu, and there was a reason. Of course, this is a later story, so I won't show it for the time being.

It's really a catastrophe in the life of this shrimp monster. Usually, if an executive officer in the water area wants to leave the water, he must first report to his superiors, and only after passing can he make the trip. And this shrimp monster was indeed halfway to office, and he picked up a token out of nowhere, and became the executive officer of this waters, and he didn't know that there were these rules and regulations, red tape, so he left his post without permission and left his own waters.

And the token of this connection is only valid for controlling the waters under its control. Therefore, to accept the instructions of the superiors, you can only accept them in your own waters. If this shrimp monster is a little bit of a house, a little more peaceful, and can accept the instructions of the superiors, or if it does not go to the waters where the monkey's boat passes, then how can there be so many extraneous branches.

At that time, after I sent the Monkey King away, there was a great power who calculated the Monkey King's path of learning, and although he deviated from the normal course, it was still a normal voyage, so he did not continue to study further. If this power continues to calculate forward, and calculates that the shrimp monster plotted to kill the Monkey King, then it may be the emperor's anger and the burning of the corpse for thousands of miles, I don't know if the shrimp spirit will be scattered, and maybe my small island will be torn apart.

Of course, this is all just for the disaster that happens. After listening to the brief description of this shrimp monster, I understood the consequences of the past, and even more palpitations.

Of course, if I had guessed this reason, the monkey spirit and the monkey spirit of the Monkey King would definitely knock out the flaws between the lines of our words, and I would have been troubled, and whether I could accept this good fate was also unknown! Ignorance is a blessing, ignorance is a blessing.

Don't underestimate the Monkey King's cleverness, from three knocks on the back of the head, you can understand that it is the middle of the night, how can we, mortals who have not won an Oscar for acting, escape the eyes of the Monkey King?