Chapter 40: Mrs
Why is there such a crazy woman in the world? Tao Ran thought in his heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info This should be a graceful and luxurious lady, but her words and deeds are more fierce than the shrews in the market.
Tao Ran couldn't figure it out, just a painting, why bother to toss himself like this! What's even more unreasonable is that why torture him like this!
"Did he say anything before he died?" Li Qiushui asked Tao Ran with a sneer, pulling the scroll.
"Sister, can you let me down first? Being hung like this, all the blood in my body poured into my head, I was dizzy, and I couldn't think of anything!" Tao Ran was like a worm tied up at this time, hanging upside down under an ancient tree.
"Oh, you call me sister, do I look so young?" the woman smiled, her voice sloping as if full of demonic nature.
An upside-down onion, after slamming its head firmly on the ground, its body fell to the ground.
"No, it's old. Tao Ran shook his head, which could only move, paused, and said, "If I only listened to your voice, I thought you were only twenty-eight years old." ”
Li Qiushui's face that had just become frosty couldn't change back for a while: "My little Langjun is really good at talking!"
"Tell me quickly, what did the person who gave you this painting and pass on your skills say before he died!" Li Qiushui's tone suddenly tightened.
Tao Ran was silent, and when he saw the crazy appearance of this woman, he knew that she had an unreasonable entanglement with the old man in the cave, either a great hatred or a great love. Before I figure out the situation, I don't plan to speak, at least before I tell the truth, this little life is still worry-free.
"Don't speak, if you don't speak, I'll draw a few flowers on your little face. Li Qiushui took the bright knife and gestured in front of Tao Ran.
To tell the truth, if this woman can stand quietly and not play with these dangerous props, she will still be dignified and elegant, even if she is a young girl. If Tao Ran is given a choice to go to bed, one is Wan'er from Cuihualou and the other is the woman in front of him, then he will definitely choose the woman in front of him.
Tsk tsk, the taste of this young woman, the mystery of which can only be experienced by those who have been there.
Li Qiushui also felt that this threat really didn't have much effect on a man, and he had been in the deep palace compound for a long time, and he actually threatened a man with his appearance.
"Your eyes are filthy. Li Qiushui met Tao Ran's gaze straight.
", can you see this?" Tao Ran was startled, and his eyes unconsciously retracted.
"I'm going to leave your little face, what a fair and handsome little face, what a pity to scratch. Li Qiushui's knife was moving downward.
Tao Ran's crotch was cold, no matter how dull she was, she knew where this crazy woman wanted to start.
"Senior, the woman on this scroll resembles you?" Tao Ran said cautiously.
"Don't mention that little slut to me!" Li Qiushui scolded excitedly.
Frightened, Tao Ran's lower body couldn't help but shrink back, if this crazy woman killed the second brother in anger, it would be embarrassing.
"This is good, this is good, I thought that the person in this painting was the senior, so I didn't dare to say more, I suffered in vain!" Tao Ran looked complaining, "Senior! I can find you!"
"Oh?" Li Qiushui frowned, isn't there a hidden secret here?
"When I met the master that day, he was almost out of gas. Tao Ran tried his best to make the atmosphere sad, but he couldn't cry without garlic, "After he passed on his decades of internal strength to me, I asked me to hand over this painting to a woman who looks similar to the woman in the painting, so as to repay his sins in the immeasurable mountains." ”
"What did he say about 'sin'?" asked Li Qiushui, unconvinced.
Tao Ran nodded solemnly: "There was once a sincere love in front of him, but he didn't cherish it, and he didn't regret it until he lost it." If God gave him another chance, he would definitely stay with that woman, and if he had to add a deadline, he hoped it would be 10,000 years. ”
Tao Ran muttered the most beautiful love words, joking, even the gods can accept the love words, and you can't kill a crazy woman? I'm not afraid that you have no feelings, I'm afraid that you have no story!
"He, did he really say that?" Li Qiushui's lips began to turn pale, and the tears in his eyes flowed down.
Yes, there is indeed a story, and it's no wonder that one is so handsome, and the other is so beautiful, it's hard to think of a story.
"What else did he say?" Li Qiushui asked anxiously, where could he still have the fierce appearance just now.
Tao Ran shook his head and said in amazement: "No, at that time, the master had only one breath left, and there were wicked people outside shouting to kill him." When he had said this, he threw me out of the cave, and when I looked back, the cave was already on fire. ”
"Who is that wicked man!" Li Qiushui said through gritted teeth.
"Ding Chunqiu"
Hearing this name, Li Qiushui's body trembled, and he stood up tremblingly, muttering the name of "Ding Chunqiu" in his mouth, but his face kept changing, sometimes resentful, sometimes regretful, sometimes painful, sometimes depressed, and his whole face was distorted.
This woman is crazy again? Oh my God, this is crazy and a little informative! Tao Ran looked at her and laughed, cried, and staggered away.
"Senior, you let me go first!" Tao Ran found out that he was still wrapped in the shape of a zongzi!
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Li Qiushui still came back in the end, but the whole person's temperament seemed to have changed greatly, and he no longer spoke to Tao Ran in a bewitching tone.
Tao Ran bit the half roast chicken in her hand, but her eyes never left her body. It really didn't surprise him that a person could make such a big change in an instant, but it didn't seem to be a bad thing.
"From now on, I will be your wife. Li Qiushui said.
"Master!" Tao Ran replied obediently, he didn't think that he had arranged such a story, and he didn't think it was a pestle, anyway, everyone was already dead. When a person dies, it can still be used to make the living more comfortable, what is not good, this can be regarded as accumulating a share of public morality, and there may be a chance to be a man in the next life!
When a woman is sprinkled with maternal brilliance, it is simply unbelievably beautiful, but this beauty cannot be blasphemed, at least Tao Ran looks at her gaze, and there can be no more lewdness.
Tao Ran looked at more and more roast birds, roast chickens, and roast rabbits in his hands speechlessly, but Li Qiushui didn't stop for a moment, still barbecuing.
This is the result of Li Qiushui's venting in the middle of the forest, and half of the creatures in the forest were shocked to death.
Tao Ran had to stop the motherly love and asked, "Master, where are we going next?"
"Infinite Mountain!"