"So this is what you call reinforcements?" At the gate of Kyoto University, Shuangmu Lin looked at the "reinforcements" that the old liar said with a strange expression: a fat man who is less than 1.6 meters and nearly 200 pounds, a round fat man, who is nearly 1.9 meters and is as thin as an African refugee, a well-developed limb and a well-proportioned body, but obviously has a noble brain, a black-faced man who smirks at Shuangmulin, and a cute little Lori who licks a lollipop, plus an old liar with gray hair, this combination fully explains what it means" The elderly, the young, the sick, the disabled, and the pregnant". Pen~Fun~What www.biquge.info is there? There is no "crippled"? Please, Li Shizhen has said that "there is no cure for the brain-disabled", as for "pregnant", well, the fat man is estimated to be twins from the shape of his belly.

"You call this reinforcements, the highest combat effectiveness of your army is to occupy a seat on the bus, right?"

"Lin Xiaoyou, these are all elites. The old liar didn't pay attention to Shuangmulin's complaints, anyway, he was used to it. "Now let's start assigning tasks. ”

After the old liar finished speaking, his "elite troops" immediately made a sparse noise, and the fat man wanted to stand upright, but he didn't stand firm and squeezed down the hemp pole, the hemp pole lost its balance, and he reached out and dragged down the little Lori, and the little Lori's lollipop fell to the ground, and immediately began to cry, and the black-faced man looked at the little Lori and smirked.

“......”

The old liar smiled at Shuangmulin with some embarrassment: "What, accident, accident." As he spoke, he yelled at a few people with a serious expression: "Thin man, roll aside, you are pressing the fat man's legs, black bear, don't be happy, quickly pull the thin man up, Yaya won't cry, Grandpa Shan will buy you a new lollipop in a while, fat man, you quickly pick up Yaya." ”

“......”

After making a fuss for a while, several people finally stood up again, and the old liar cleared his throat and began to assign tasks: "Ahem, search task, fat and thin, you two are in a team, black bear, you take Yaya, the target is a female zombie, go!"

After the old liar finished assigning the task with great momentum, the few people in front of him did not react at all, and stood there giggling and laughing.

“......”

"Do you hear that?" roared the old liar with a dark face.

"Listen~see~la~" Little Lori shouted in a long voice.

"Well, it's still Yaya's best. The old liar walked over and touched the girl's little head.

"Touch me, touch me. The black-faced man and the black bear stretched out his head and came to the old liar, and the old liar slapped him on the top of the head, "What are you mixed with, how adult?"

"Silly, silly, stupid. Liso joined in the fun.

"I'm Nima......" Shuangmulin felt that he might need psychotherapy. He turned to Ma Er and said, "Let's go, don't pay attention to them, Nima is a group of mentally retarded." ”

"Eh, don't go, Lin Xiaoyou. The old liar hurriedly grabbed him, "Right away, right away." Hurry up!"

Hearing the old liar's words, the black bear reached out and hugged Yaya, who sat on the black bear's shoulder, shook her calves and asked the old liar: "Grandpa Shan, Grandpa Shan, aren't we waiting for the bald brother? ”

"Don't wait! Your sister Qing will be here in a while, and the bald rabbit cub will not be on time, this time we have another bald brother, and his head is also very bright. ”

Ma Er: "...... Brother Lin, let's go. ”

"Eh, don't go, don't go, I have to come with you. The old liar ran over and grabbed the two again.

"We Nima don't know you. The two said in unison.

“......”

After the black bear carried the girl away, the round fat man suddenly said to the old liar: "Uncle Shan, I'm hungry." ”

"Why are you doing so much. The old liar frowned, and said to the hemp man, "Fatty, go and buy something to eat for the thin man." The hemp rod answered, and ran away as if it were flying.

"!" Shuangmulin's three views refreshed again, "That bamboo pole is called a fat man? This one is called a thin man?

"That's right. The old liar explained, "The bamboo pole turned out to be nearly 300 catties, and the fat pig turned out to be less than 80 catties, and then ......."

"Later, you gave them the Leopard Fetus Yijin Pill, you're the leader of the Divine Dragon Sect, right?" Shuangmulin roared and complained.

They both fell out of love at the same time. The old liar explained.

“......”

"Can this Nima fall out of love at the same time?"

"I fell in love with the same person, but people didn't look down on both of them. The old liar continued to explain.

“......”

"Is that called broken love? That's called unrequited love! Can you be reliable, can you know some normal people? This chapter uses more ellipses than the previous fifty chapters combined, do you know?" Shuang Mulin covered his face and complained, "Then again, I want to see what kind of weirdness can be taken by these two guys." ”

As he was talking, a figure came from afar, with a loose T-shirt, sports shorts, a ponytail, **** long legs, humming a song and jumping, obviously in a good mood: "Bai Suzhen under Qingcheng Mountain, a thousand years of cultivation in the cave, ah~ah~"

The old liar pouted at the visitor: "Oh, that's this wonder." ”

"Ahh "You actually know the old man of the mountain?"

Shuang Mulin: "I can't complain anymore......"

"Wang!" Shuangmu Lin was weak, and Oscar happily ran to his feet, wagging his little tail and looking at him with big watery eyes, as if to say: I want to kill you.

"Chirp!" Xiaobai saw Oscar, and immediately jumped over in surprise and jumped at Oscar. Lisso also flew over: "Ah, yes, look, look at who, who, who, who!"

Oscar first tilted his head to look at Xiaobai for a while, and suddenly remembered something and wagged his tail vigorously around Xiaobai. A dog and a monkey made a fuss, mixed with meaningless words such as "you, you, you, me, me" and so on.

Shuangmulin pulled Ma Er and shook him with a loveless face: "I beg you to kill me quickly......"

Ma Er kept looking at Oscar with a dull gaze, until Shuangmu Lin shook him and said in surprise: "Isn't this a roar looking at the sky?"

"What?" Shuang Mulin had no idea what he was talking about, there was so much going on in the past few minutes, and his brain's processor was a little insufficient.

"Wangtian roar! Isn't this the little Wangtian roar that used to squat on Lisuo's head? Brother Lin, how did you know him?" Ma Er said excitedly, "We all thought he ran away, it turned out to be Brother Lin, you are there!"

With a "bang", Shuang Mulin's brain finally crashed due to overwork, and his eyes went black and he fainted.