Chapter 37: Mosquito Legs
Zhan Peng rubbed his chest, which was still very painful, and the Great Wizard and Ao Dong told Zixuan the whole thing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zixuan's face turned red and white, knowing that she had misunderstood Zhanpeng, but how sharp her thinking was, her eyes rolled and said: "Boy, since you have finished healing for me, why are you pestering me and not letting go, and your hand is still in a position where it shouldn't be?"
Have you ever seen such a soft pig tongue?
Especially when she kept rubbing her breasts in her dreams, she couldn't swallow this bad breath.
Seeing that Zhan Peng had nothing to say, Zi Xuan finally recovered her usual arrogance, and she finally took advantage of it, she gritted her teeth and said: "Speaking of which, you are really a little pervert, you men really don't have a good thing, hum" When saying this, the great wizard and Ao Dong both pretended to shake their heads and look at the weather, and the two of them almost said something about the good weather today, hello, these nonsense, all of them pretended not to hear Zixuan's scolding.
Zhan Peng did the same, and hurriedly took a small stick and pulled some ants on the ground, trying to distinguish which ones were male and which were female.
Zi Xuan stomped her foot angrily, she was already embarrassed to compare herself with Zhanpeng, the life-saving benefactor, and turned around and disappeared into the room.
Seeing that Zixuan didn't want to continue beating herself, Zhan Peng was relieved, and both the Great Wizard and Ao Dong showed expressions of escaping, after all, both of them were insiders, especially the Great Wizard was also the mastermind of this matter, and no one could do anything about it when they looked into it.
While everyone was thinking about it, a moving bush slowly approached the three of Zhanpeng, and the huge figure of the patriarch poked his head out from behind the bush and asked, "Is my daughter angry?"
Seeing that it was the patriarch, Ao Dong was surprised and said, "Patriarch, aren't you going to break through and prepare for the retreat?"
The patriarch said angrily: "Retreat, the old man just broke through the day before yesterday, and he can't close the stupid old man in retreat."
Zhan Peng scolded in his heart, this patriarch is too unrighteous, what he just said was a lie, just in order not to be scolded by his daughter, he pushed his life-saving benefactor to the front and beat him to death, if he can beat this patriarch now, he will definitely blow his eggs with one punch.
It's a pity that Zhanpeng can't beat him, so he can only let him knead it.
The patriarch patted Zhan Peng's shoulder fiercely, and praised: "Little brother, the great wizard and I really didn't misunderstand you, it's good, our tribe is holding a bonfire to celebrate tonight, little brother must come to see it, you are our best guest." ”
Zhanpeng sat on the ground weakly, Nima was stunned, Lao Tzu will no longer listen to you, the sanctimonious patriarch, you guy is too unreliable.
He had already made up his mind that he would have enough to eat and drink tonight, and leave this ghost place early tomorrow morning and go to the shore of the sea.
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At night, a huge bonfire rises around the quiet lake, around which a variety of delicious foods are placed, most of which are barbecued deer, wild boar and other delicious meat dishes.
The patriarch did not break his promise this time, and really let Zhan Peng sit on his right side, as a guest, and on his left side sat the great wizard, Zixuan had already gotten together with a group of girls from the tribe, talking and laughing about something, and ignored them from beginning to end.
Ao Xi came out of nowhere, and carried a huge, leg-like thing on a plate, but strangely enough, there was no hair on it, but there were some thorns, and the thorns were very sharp, and the flesh was tender and delicious, and it looked delicious.
Ao Xi pulled out those thorns with special iron tongs, handed them to Zhan Peng and said: "This is the patriarch specially went to the mountains to fight for you, he said that this is the thigh of a third-level demon beast, and his son-in-law will run more vigorously after eating, even if he can't beat Zixuan next time, he will have the strength to escape." ”
Zhan Peng couldn't stand the delicious attraction of this thigh, so he had already picked it up and put it in his mouth and chewed it, he almost choked when he heard Ao Xi's words, patriarch, you killed a thousand knives, at that time, you said that you were free, if you and Zixuan didn't see each other, you could leave at any time, you proclaimed that you were your son-in-law everywhere, did your daughter know, what are you going to do.
Zhan Peng just wanted to explain to Ao Xi that he was not the patriarch's son-in-law, and when everyone had nothing to do with it, a coquettish reprimand came from afar: "Ao Xi, you are chewing the root of your tongue, I will slap you away, and I am throwing you into the mountains to feed the demon beasts." ”
Immediately after that, a black shadow streaked across the sky, and Ao Xi seemed to be pushed by some fierce beast and plunged into the sand, leaving only two feet to kick and kick outside.
The patriarch and the great wizard glanced at each other, and both saw the fear in their eyes, and hurriedly pretended to raise their heads and pretended to be casual: "Hey great wizard, look, the weather is good today, cloudless, clear sky, okay"
"Yes, Patriarch, you're so right. ”
Zhanpeng secretly scolded the two old things, it's night, obviously it's just raining, why is he full of nonsense, can he be professional in acting.
He took another bite of the thigh meat in his hand, which really felt delicious, and asked Ao Dong what kind of demon beast's leg this was, the meat was so delicious.
Ao Dong said: "This is the thigh of the heavenly mosquito beast that specializes in sucking the blood of demon beasts, which belongs to the top of the food chain, and the taste is naturally delicious."
"Mosquito beast, you mean the kind of mosquito the size of a calf? This is a mosquito leg?" Zhan Peng almost cried.
"yes, this is a mosquito leg. Ao Dong affirmed.
Vomit, the next moment Zhanpeng found a place to buckle his throat, it was too disgusting.
Zhanpeng once again made up his mind that he must leave this ghost place tomorrow.
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After three rounds of drinking, Zhan Peng was also a little dizzy, he got up and came to the bonfire to see if there was anything else to eat, after eating the mosquito leg just now, he had not been eating, and now he was suddenly very hungry.
He suddenly saw a group of people eating some venison around, and hurriedly squeezed over to push his plate to the front, an old woman with a wrinkled face looked at Zhanpeng's hippie tender meat, and immediately took a piece of big deer leg meat and put it on Zhanpeng's plate, out of politeness, Zhanpeng quickly took it, put it in his mouth and chewed it, and suddenly he found that the eyes of everyone around him looked at him and froze on him.
He scratched his head and didn't know what he had done wrong, and suddenly he remembered what Ao Dong had said: "At the bonfire, as long as the woman gives the man food, if the man takes it and eats it, it means that both the man and the woman agree to have a relationship." ”
Zhan Peng wanted to explain, but the old woman only cared about throwing flattering eyes at him frequently, and didn't look at anything else, so she just started to unbutton his clothes.
Zhanpeng wanted to cry without tears, so he ran away.
A coquettish hum sounded: "Sure enough, it's a small color blank, and I didn't even let go of my nurse, hum" ......