Chapter 9 Have your express
Yamaguchiyama looked at the guy in front of him who didn't eat oil and salt, and he was also quite helpless: "Brothers, things are not as simple as you imagined, can people trust each other more?"
"Don't believe it!" said Shuang Mu Lin coldly again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"All right!" the old liar sighed, "Poor Dao will go to Kyoto University in the evening, and if the two brothers go together, they will naturally know the truth." ”
"Don't go!"
Seeing Shuang Mulin's resolute attitude, the old liar shook his head and stood up: "Well, if the two brothers change their minds, they can go to Xunshan tonight, and everything will be known." After saying that, the old liar shook his head and sighed and left, and the rickety back looked a little lonely.
Seeing the appearance of the old liar, Shuangmulin felt a little uneasy in his heart. This old liar is not too young, and there won't be any problems in dealing with such a big monster, right?" Shuangmulin said, then ignored the old liar and buried himself in the study of the mobile phone.
An advertisement for "Five Thunder Bombardment (Trial Version) 0 Yuan Crazy Robbery" attracted the attention of Shuang Mulin, "Free? What kind of gimmick is this? This maker is really attentive." Shuangmulin felt that the maker of this "Tianting Purchase" was still quite talented, and the content of a fake YY software was so rich, not only were there all kinds of things in it, but also various promotional advertisements emerged in endlessly.
"The five thunder bombardment charm (trial version) is low, with lightning strikes, and the upgraded version of the explosive commodity lightning strike charm is newly listed. The Heavenly Court Thunder Department carefully developed and fired five shots at the top of the shot. Take you to experience the feeling of being in ashes while talking and laughing. In the summer, it's going to be a blast. 0 yuan crazy robbery, limited to 5 minutes. Special note: This product is a trial version, and unknown errors may occur when using it. ”
"Original price: 3370 days, trial version, special price, 0 days, remaining time to purchase: 2 minutes"
"I'll go, a talisman is about to catch up with the Heavenly Soldier Suit, what is the reason?" Shuangmulin was a little puzzled, but YY, just be happy. "It's free anyway, so I'll order one too. It's a lot of fun to watch this group of strange people play every day. With that, he clicked the "Buy Now" button, and after a while, the page jumped: "The purchase is successful, please wait for the courier to contact you." The system detects that you are buying rune treasure products for the first time, and the mall will give you an additional stand-in charm, please give a five-star praise to you~"
Shuang Mulin looked at the screen of his mobile phone and couldn't laugh or cry, this software can also detect that he is buying something for the first time, and the maker is really attentive.
"Good luck comes, roll in, congratulations on making a fortune......" The phone rang suddenly, Shuangmulin couldn't help but be stunned, "Courier brother", this is the phone number that comes with the address book, can it be ......
"Hello, your courier has arrived, please do not move to avoid deviations in the transmission position, thank you for using it, goodbye. ”
“......”
Shuang Mu Lin still maintained the posture of holding the phone to his ear, as if he did not hear the blind sound ringing in the earpiece. He stared dumbfounded at the counter in front of him, and two half-foot-long pieces of yellow paper appeared on the countertop. What about the YY software? How can something really be sent? Can people trust each other more?
Shuang Mu Lin observed the two pieces of yellow paper in his hand, which were full of ghost drawing talismans, the more complex one should be the Five Thunder Bombardment Talisman, and the one with only one pattern should be a stand-in talisman. Shuangmulin couldn't see the reason after watching it for a long time, so he simply kicked it in his pocket, and had the opportunity to show the old god stick in Shankou Mountain, that guy claimed to be a Taoist priest of the Quanzhen Sect, and he should know more about this thing.
It was close to noon when Yuan came back with Oscar. As soon as the door opened, Oscar rushed in. The little one wagged his tail and ran to the double wood forest and barked, looking like a child returning from a trip to tell his parents what he had seen and heard outside. Shuangmulin picked up the little guy and rubbed its head: "It's been out for so long, you're crazy." ”
"Xiao Linzi, this little guy is too tricky, right? I don't eat dog food, I only eat meat, and I don't even gnaw bones. As soon as Yuan entered the house, he began to complain to Shuangmulin.
"It's still small, it's growing up, what if something goes wrong with eating low-quality dog food. Shuangmulin hugged Oscar and said to Yuan someone. "Wang!" Oscar also echoed, and gave Yuan someone a disdainful look by the way.
“...... I think it despised me again. Xiaolinzi, you don't know, I was actually despised by a dog all morning. ”
"It's good for you, at least it will make you have a snack. ”
"Wang!" With the support of Shuangmulin, Oscar suddenly came to his senses, and he first shouted at Yuan someone twice with disdain, and then turned his head, leaving Yuan someone with a round little buttocks, and the little tail was still dangling.
“...... Xiao Linzi, look at it, you have to take care of this dog, you have become a sperm! I despise me and send you to the dog meat shop!" Yuan said viciously as he stared at Oscar, who was yawning in Shuangmulin's arms.
"Okay, okay, what's your name with a dog. I changed you to look at the store, I didn't sleep much last night, and I helped you look at the store for a morning, and I went to make up for sleep. With that, Shuang Mulin hugged Oscar and walked towards the inner room.
It was dark late in the middle of summer, past seven o'clock, and the sun showed no signs of setting. Outside the walls of a certain area at Kyoto University, a gray-haired man sits cross-legged on the ground. This man was dressed in amazement, with a white vest, floral trousers, a shabby Taoist robe, and a disposable chopstick stuck in his head.
The old liar was sitting precariously, thinking about something in front of the gossip mirror on the ground, and there was no obscenity between his gestures, but he looked extremely solemn, a picture of a master in the world. If Shuangmulin was here, he would definitely be surprised that this obscene old liar was dressed so surprisingly, and he could still pretend to have a taste of fairy wind bones.
"The situation is not good!" The old liar looked at the gossip mirror that was constantly bubbling with black gas, his brows were tightly locked, and two fine lights flashed in his eyes, "When did such a monster come out of the mortal world? Could it be that the immortal passage has been reopened?"
The old liar frowned and counted for a long time, but he didn't figure out how ugly he was: "Strange thing, the passage is very stable, where did this monster come from?" He stared at the gossip mirror, puzzled. Suddenly, an unfathomable smile appeared on his face: "Xiaoyou said no, his body is still very honest, hehe." With the lewd laughter, the expression of the worldly master just now instantly disappeared from his face, and he turned into that obscene appearance again. He put away the gossip plate, patted his ass and stood up. The surrounding pedestrians also noticed this strangely dressed old man at this time, and they talked about it one after another. The old liar didn't care, and walked towards the gate of Kyoto University with a smile.