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"Ghosts accompany me as a security guard" police chapter:

Legend has it that there are many kinds of ghosts in the world, but the most terrible thing is the poor ghost, who is so poor that he has nothing to lose, so what is there to fear? This is the bare feet that have been in the sky since ancient times and are not afraid to wear shoes.

Zhao Ping'an, an ordinary college student in a rural area who was admitted to a third-rate university in the suburbs of Beijing-Hangzhou City, like more ordinary college students, had a bad college life for three years, but after graduation, he lived a city life where there were no birds in the morning and nothing to do in the evening.

Due to the pressure of life, I moved bricks at the construction site for two months, but I had no physical strength, and I drank white jade pearl soup for two months, and I couldn't even scrape the oil and water in my stomach.

I heard that the telephone pole in a mysterious place will find a business that can make a lot of money lying down, Zhao Ping'an looked at the figure of the result of moving bricks for two months; "Well, good brother, it's all up to you to eat and drink spicy food in the future!"

However, the slap of life came so quickly, just after Zhao Ping'an took 300 and applied for a "health certificate", he was dragged to the unfinished building in the suburbs as if he was being blackened by the kiln worker, but before he was selected by the young lady, he heard the siren sound outside, and then ......

"The ground under my feet is walking, and the water around me is flowing, but you always laugh at me, I have nothing!" It was past 12 o'clock in the morning, evading the search of the police uncle Zhao Ping'an, who was already penniless at this time, so he could only wantonly yell "Nothing" on the road in the uninhabited suburbs, and located the construction site more than ten kilometers away with a copycat smartphone.

"Holy. Zhao Ping'an scolded casually, so he had to use the "11" bus to return to the construction site accompanied by the street lamp.

After walking for more than an hour, he finally came to a small town on the edge of the suburbs, Zhao Ping'an took out his mobile phone again to look at the location, and then put it in his pocket in despair.

"Well, let's find a place to rest first. Zhao Ping'an thought about it, so he glanced at the next week, and saw a ten-story building standing in the town. With the "Compulsory Course of Wandering Life" that Zhao Ping'an learned from the workers on the construction site, he knew that as long as he mastered the skills, he could get saliva from the janitor or the patrol security guard, so Zhao Ping'an walked to the building with confidence.

This building is a closed business restaurant, it just so happened that when Zhao Ping'an came to the gate, the uncle who watched the door was idle and bored after playing the "punctual card", Zhao Ping'an chatted with the uncle outside the window of the guard room with the "compulsory courses" he learned, and smoothly mixed a folding chair and boiling water to drink.

The uncle looked at Zhao Ping'an, who was drinking water outside the gate, so he asked again: "I said this guy, you are not afraid of walking such a long way in the middle of the night." ”

"What's so scary about this, I walk at night in the village, and I don't even have this kind of street lamp. ”

"Oh. When the uncle heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and said, "We are going to recruit security guards here now, the kind that includes food and shelter, and there are 5,000 in a month, can you?"

"Five thousand a month! Of course I did!"

"Alright, you wait. ”

The uncle squinted and called the night shift manager, and about ten minutes later, the night shift manager in a suit came to the door, looked at Zhao Ping'an and asked, "You are here to apply for a basement security guard." ”

"Hmm. ”

"Well, there is no ID card. ”

"Yes. Zhao Ping'an said and took the ID card and bank card he brought with him to the night shift manager, and at the same time took out his mobile phone to bring up the graduation photos and graduation certificates.

After a brief check by the night shift manager, he returned the documents to Zhao Ping'an and said, "Okay, you can come with me first." After speaking, he took Zhao Ping'an directly down to the third floor underground.

Generally, only two basement floors are used as parking lots, and the third basement floor is the structural layer during foundation construction, which is reserved for the upgrading of water and electricity facilities in the building.

The night manager didn't understand why a security guard was needed on this purely structural-functional level, and it was rumored to be haunted.

"This is it. After going down to the third basement floor from the special elevator, the head manager handed over the two keys to Zhao Ping'an; "If you walk forward, you will see the console, which has basic living facilities that can be used as temporary dormitories." You try it for one night, you have to think it's okay, tomorrow we will sign the labor contract. ”

"Okay. ”

"I know it, I heard that it's haunted, and I don't care what happens. The night shift manager said and took out a voice recorder, and asked Zhao Ping'an to repeatedly promise that he would "bear the consequences", and then left the third basement floor from the elevator.

Under the dim green lighting of the emergency energy-saving lamp, Zhao Ping'an quickly found the room with the "control room" hanging.

"Well, there's a decent place to stay. Looking at the room of about 40 square meters, there are monitors, remote controls and some sundries in the front 10 or so, and there is a "Simmons" big bed in the back 30 square meters, and there is a bathroom equipped with a water heater.

Zhao Ping'an hurriedly turned on the water heater and found that there was hot water, and instantly after sleeping in the Chase Bun for two months, he seemed to have come to heaven. Zhao Ping'an, who was surprised, hurriedly took off his clothes and took a hot bath while humming a song.

"Huh?" But after just a few minutes of washing, Zhao Ping'an felt that the hot water was strange, so when he opened his eyes, the hot water seemed to turn red.

"Is the light broken here?" As a college student with a current science education, he naturally understood some simple optical changes, so he squinted at the lamp.

"You, yes, who!"

However, as soon as he raised his head, Zhao Ping'an saw a bloody head with long drooping hair slowly descending.

"I'll wipe it!" The sudden fright, Zhao Ping'an subconsciously threw the unkempt head in his hand over.

"Gurgle, clatter, clatter. ”

But the unkempt head passed through the head, leaving only a burst of oozing laughter.

"Phew, it's not human. Then it's fine. Zhao Ping'an, who was a little relieved, suddenly seemed to be nothing, picked up the unkempt head and ignored the female ghost head and the oozing laughter behind him and continued to take a bath, leaving only the female ghost head embarrassed in the air......

Zhao Ping'an, who took a shower, casually picked up the towel that looked slightly clean next to him and wiped his body, then put on his underwear and prepared to sleep beautifully.

At this time, the female ghost head who had been hanging for a long time saw that Zhao Ping'an had been ignoring herself, so she fell from the ceiling and followed Zhao Ping'an without giving up, and exhaled in her ear: "I, good, hate, ah!"

"Hey, I'm talking about this young lady!" Zhao Ping'an seemed to be annoyed enough, turned his head and said with a distorted face: "You have watched my bird affairs for so long, but you haven't given a penny;

The bloody female ghost instantly saw the thick gray resentment coming out of Zhao Ping'an's body, and then recalled what she said: "I watched my bird thing." ”

"Ahh......h

"Well, I was able to sleep peacefully. Zhao Ping'an yawned and came to the bedside.

But not long after lying down, Zhao Ping'an sat up again, "No, if you really pretend to be a ghost and touch porcelain, and then you are injured by me, will you sue me for excessive defense and ask me to pay 1.8 million yuan." Zhao Ping'an remembered that he had seen some cases of excessive defense on the news, and his body couldn't help but shiver.

"Well, for legal matters, you still have to find the police uncle. Zhao Ping'an thought about it, so he took out the mobile phone from the clothes on the ground and opened it to take a look, and found that there was a signal, and there was a full grid of WIFI to connect. Overjoyed, he broadcast "110" first.

"Hello, please ask for your name and ID number. ”

"My name is Zhao Ping'an, and my ID number is 35XXXX. ”

"Hello Mr. Zhao, please ask if there is anything you need our help with. ”

Soon the sweet voice of the young lady came from the mobile phone, and Zhao Ping'an suddenly felt extremely comfortable and asked: "Little sister policeman, I want to ask, if someone pretends to be a ghost to scare me, and I accidentally send him into the hospital, will I be accused of being overly defensive?"

"Hello sir, according to my country's Criminal Law Regulations, the specific sentencing standard for excessive defense will be decided on the actual case, but you need to consult a lawyer for the specific result. ”

"That's right. But I just applied for a job as a security guard at a hotel, and the people here told me that it would be haunted, and I was afraid that they deliberately pretended to be ghosts, and then cheated me out of my security deposit or something. ”

"Well. The female voice on the phone paused for a moment and then said, "Mr. Zhao, you report your current address, and I will help you transfer to the local police, and he will help you then." ”

"Oh, thank you, Miss Police. Zhao Ping'an smiled and said the location and hotel name marked on the mobile phone map......

At about 3 o'clock in the morning, Officer Zhang You, who was patrolling the area with the auxiliary police, received a call from the main station; "Fuli Hotel, pretending to be a ghost and scary?" After listening to the police training, Zhang You couldn't help but smile.

The haunted thing on the third basement floor of this "Fuli Hotel" is basically known to the whole town, so the hotel wants to ask the security guard to prove that these are rumors, but no one in the town has done it for more than half a year.

"I didn't expect to really recruit people. Officer Zhang You smiled and asked the assistant police officers to go back to rest, and then drove the police car to see the newly recruited security guard.

After arriving at the "Fuli Hotel", the night shift manager learned from the doorman that Officer Zhang You was coming, so he hurriedly went out to greet him.

"I just got a call to the police that someone on the third basement floor of you is pretending to be a ghost, so I came over to take a look. ”

"Pretending to be a ghost and scary?" The night shift manager, who hadn't reacted for a while, saw Officer Zhang You wave his hand and said, "Okay, take me to the third basement floor first." ”

When the night shift manager heard this, he reluctantly took Officer Zhang You down to the third basement.

At this time, Zhao Ping'an, who was waiting for the police to come to investigate in the "control room", saw from the monitoring room that the night shift manager came in with a man in a police uniform into the third basement, so he hurriedly put on his clothes and waited for the police to come in.

"Hello Uncle Police!" As soon as Zhang You entered the door, he saw Zhao Ping'an bowing neatly, which scared Zhang You.

"Phew. Zhang You, who shook his head, adjusted his mentality and smiled: "You are Zhao Ping'an." ”

"Yes, Uncle Policeman, this is my good citizen, not an ID card. Zhao Ping'an said, handing over his ID card with both hands.

Zhang You took the ID card and looked at it, then took out his mobile phone and checked the police information, and then returned the ID card to Zhao Ping'an and said: "Considering the safety necessity you proposed, this electric shock pistol will be borrowed from you for a few days, and being knocked down by this one is not considered to be overly defensive." ”

After Zhang You finished speaking, he handed the convenient electric shock pistol to Zhao Ping'an, and then taught him how to use it.

"Alright. Zhang You swept around, and when he saw that there was nothing abnormal, he said to the night shift manager, "Take me to other places to see." ”

"Huh?" As soon as the two of them walked out of the "control room", Zhao Ping'an, who came out to see them off, saw a strange figure shaking not far away, and Zhang You and the two didn't seem to see it, so they walked over curiously.

Zhao Ping'an's move attracted Zhang You's attention, so he turned his head and watched Zhao Ping'an walk to an empty place, and made a few strokes in the air with an electric shock pistol, and in an instant a strange humanoid current appeared in that place, and then disappeared into a puff of light smoke.

Before Zhang You could understand what was happening, he saw Zhao Ping'an turning his head with an electric shock pistol, looking at himself with surprise on his face, and in an instant, the coldness and heaviness he felt on his back disappeared......