Citation: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are you, it is the destination. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Jianghu people, Jianghu dreams, once love, once hate. I don't talk about swords here, only about wind and moon, this is the tenderness that belongs to the rivers and lakes.

Yandu City, Zhongzhou

In a small alley in the middle of the city, a group of beggars were glaring, and three lewd men, also dressed in tattered clothes but unusually neat, and in good spirits, because they had occupied their nest.

Wang Xuan squatted on the ground in a torn jacket, with a mink hat on his head that he had worn for an unknown number of years, and all the hair on it had fallen off. took a sip of the liquor he was carrying and said to the person next to him: "I said crispy, what are we doing here in this bird place?" It doesn't mean anything at all, they all say that there are many beautiful women in Zhongzhou, and I haven't even seen a few ugly monsters here. ”

The man who was called a crispy crisp was also dressed in a patch suit, a shabby cyan gown, straw sandals with loopholes, and only a sword at his waist was still glamorous.

"Lao Wang, you don't understand this, the beauty is not willing to come out in winter, the civilians are wrapped like a meat ball, who can see the beauty and ugliness, the rich lady with fine clothes and food, everyone makes a sedan chair, and you can't see it. That's why I hate winter. ”

Another man next to him, who was also dressed in tatters but had a bunch of gourds hanging on his body, snatched the wine gourd from Wang Xuan's hand, took a few sips and said: "You said that the three of us are also regarded as famous big names in the rivers and lakes! Now it's too embarrassing to rob the beggar's nest here! Miss me Li Peony, that person in the rivers and lakes didn't nod when he saw me!"

As soon as Wang Xuan saw that Li Peony was not finished drinking, he was anxious: "Hey, save some drink, this is the drunken immortal brew that I came out of the palace!

Ye Shushu was lying on the ground thinking about things leisurely, but when he heard the word palace, he immediately became angry, kicked Wang Pick down, and made up for it a few times, and Li Peony also kicked a few times when he saw this.

"Oh yes! It's good that you don't mention the palace, if you didn't have to peek at the queen taking a bath and get caught, would we have been hunted down and killed for more than half a month! A thousand eunuchs have been chasing! Lao Tzu thinks about it, it hurts below! Just because of you, my brother, we ran from Dongzhou to Zhongzhou, and from the imperial capital to this wild goose capital. You still have the face to say. ”

Wang picked the corner of his mouth and muttered: "When you get to the palace, don't go to peek at the concubine taking a bath, what's the difference between that and salted fish!"

"What did you say?"

"No, nothing. ”

Not far from the alley, there was a sudden cacophony of noises, accompanied by the cheers of beggars.

"Who is not afraid of death and dares to bully our beggar gang!"

"Great, it's Eight Bags of Elder Zhen Sharp!"

"It will depend on how arrogant those three people are. ”

Listening to the voice, Ye Shushu plucked his ears and pursed his lips disdainfully. Wang Pick rubbed his ass and asked, "What's going on over there?

Li Mudan clasped his toes and replied: "It seems to say that an eight-bag elder from the beggar gang is here and wants to mess with us." ”

Wang Xuanyi: "What should I do? I also beggars to help the elders! That is, the eight great families even came with the masters of Buddhism and Taoism, and Lao Tzu didn't bird them, what kind of thing is the elder." ”

His voice was very loud, Zhen sharply heard it clearly, his face was red and white, and he was about to get angry, but suddenly felt that the three people opposite were not pretending, and decided to inquire about their details first.

"I don't know what the three heroes are called?"

Hearing Zhen sharply's inquiry, the three of them immediately jumped up, put on a posture that they thought was very chic, and said:

"This hero line will not change his name, and he will not change his surname!

"This hero is called the invincible sword immortal king, and it is also a one!"

"This hero is called the invincible sword demon Li Peony!"

"We are the invincible three swords!"

Immediately, Zhen was in a sharp cold sweat, looking at the posture of the three of them, their narcissistic words, and their beggar-like dress, there was only one thought in his heart, how did these three devils come to Yandu! Wiping the sweat on his forehead, he said: "It turned out to be three heroes! It was these subordinates of mine who did not know Taishan, and they offended the three of you, I must teach them a good lesson! I don't know what happened to the three of them when they came to Yandu?"

The three of them sat down and waved their hands.

"Roll"

"Roll"

"your!"

Zhen Yanli was angry, but he didn't dare to attack in the face of these three devils, so he flicked his sleeves and walked away with his subordinates.

Not long after walking out of the alley, one of the beggars couldn't help but ask curiously: "Elder Zhen, are the three of them big people? As an eight-bag elder, you are still afraid of them!"

"Who is afraid of them, but they just don't want to cause trouble for the beggars! Can't you remember who they are!"

"I don't know. ”

Zhen said sharply with a painful face: "The three disasters are chaotic in the rivers and lakes, the first cheap in the world! They are the three sluts who are most hated in the entire rivers and lakes!"

"it!"

"Fuck it! Three sluts! No, I haven't taken a shower in eight years, and I have to take a shower today!"

Obviously, the three of Ye Susu didn't hear the words of a group of beggars, and even if they heard it, it didn't matter, it was estimated that the three of them would praise them. After all, the cheap names of the three have long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and they don't care about it.

Not long after the beggars left, a large flock of pigeons flew in the sky, one after another, which could be called a cover.

Ye Shushu's big eyes swept and said to Wang: "Hey, it's a carrier pigeon, Lao Wang, get one down and take a look." ”

After that, I saw Wang Pick threw a handful of straw into the sky, and luckily, he stepped on the straw and flew in the air, and jumped into the flock of pigeons in the air in the blink of an eye, grabbed one casually, and fell.

Li Peony: "Okay, Lao Wang, your flower-picking steps have improved again!"

"What kind of flower picking step, Lao Tzu, this is called the Sword Immortal Sky Survey Step!"

Crispy: "Come on, it was originally the footwork you created to peek at the woman's bath, why do you say it sounds so good!

"Lao Tzu doesn't argue with you two mortals!" said Wang Xuanyi, pulling out the conviction on the leg of the carrier pigeon:

"Swords compete for weapons, the martial arts conference will be held in advance! Brother Wang and December 25 will go to the Northwest Devil Desert to go to the martial arts conference!"

Li Peony looked surprised: "Hey, the eight-year martial arts conference has been advanced? Today seems to be November 23rd, let's go and join in the fun, it is estimated that those damn eunuchs have also given up chasing us." ”

Ye Shushu's eyes rolled and said, "I must go!" But now we have more important things!"

"What?"

"Carrier pigeons are much more delicious than domestic fat pigeons!" Ye Shushu said as he licked his lips!

Hearing this, both of them drooled.

Then those flocks of carrier pigeons were unlucky! This is Zhongzhou, and almost most of the carrier pigeons have to fly through here, except in the war period, no one will do anything to these carrier pigeons, after all, this is too immoral! But Ye Shushu and the three of them don't care about this, they eat it first.

In one day, the sky of the wild goose capital, which was originally lively, suddenly became deserted, and the three of them caught more than 1,000 carrier pigeons in one day! He also invited all the beggars in the city to a feast of all pigeons.

To be reasonable, it's not for nothing that the three of them are dressed in such tatters with this amount of food! I'm afraid that the treasury will be emptied by them if they let go of eating!

And this also caused the next martial arts conference, the number of participants was reduced by half! The hatred of the entire martial arts for the three cheap people has increased, of course, this is all a later story, not to mention it for the time being.