The so-called mountains are high and the moon is small, and the stones are broken and the monkeys come out. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It is said that on a moonlit night, a boulder on a high cliff in Huaguo Mountain suddenly exploded for no reason, and a monkey rolled out of it.

The monkey was able to walk and crawl as soon as he came out of the rock, or he could also speak.

The loud noise on the cliff alarmed the birds and beasts all over the mountain, and they all gathered around this side.

The stone monkey looked at the rocks piercing through the air, and only hated that he didn't have a lupine scarf, and missed a good opportunity to pretend to be forced.

The first to arrive at the cliff was a group of monkeys.

The stone monkey looked at the monkeys all over the mountain and trees, and suddenly exclaimed, "Monkey smash! ”

An old white-headed macaque came forward with a bamboo cane and said to the stone monkey, "Aren't you also a monkey?" ”

The stone monkey was stunned for a moment, looked down at himself, covered in hair, and as soon as his buttocks moved, he saw a tail wagging in front of him, "I'm a monkey?"

The old macaque rolled his eyes and said, "If you think you're a sheep, that's fine." ”

"Wait!" the stone monkey came back to his senses, pointed at the old macaque and said, "Aren't you a monkey, how can you speak human words." ”

The old macaque said, "You can't speak human language. ”

The stone monkey replied reflexively: "Nonsense, of course Lao Tzu can speak human words, but Lao Tzu is...... Wait, who is Lao Tzu?"

The old macaque said, "You are a monkey, or a monkey that jumped out of a stone." ”

"Jumping out of the stone?" the stone monkey was stunned, and then said: "Natural stone monkey?

The old macaque stroked the white hair under his chin and said, "Okay, it's okay, let's all disperse." ”

The stone monkey called out to the old macaque and asked, "You're just leaving?"

The old macaque looked at the stone monkey strangely and asked, "Otherwise, what about staying up all night to watch the stars and the moon with you?"

The stone monkey scratched his head a little irritably, and tore off several monkey hairs, which hurt him so much that he only bared his teeth, "Don't you explain what this situation is?"

The old macaque smiled and said to the stone monkey, "What do you want me to explain?"

The stone monkey hurriedly said, "Explain, why did I jump out of the rock? Why am I a monkey? Why are you not surprised to see me? Why ......?"

The old macaque got impatient, raised his bamboo cane and hit the stone monkey on the head, and scolded: "What so much nonsense, the old man only answers you three questions." ”

"Good. The stone monkey thought for a moment and asked the question he wanted to know most: "Why did I jump out of the rock?"

The old macaque pondered for a long time, and then replied, "I don't know." ”

The stone monkey immediately became angry, and wanted to throw a piece of Xiang on the old macaque's brain, "I don't know, you still think about it for so long!"

The old macaque had a natural expression on his face and said, "This looks old and cautious. ”

Be careful of your sister! The stone monkey belly was slandered, if it weren't for the fact that this old fellow was a little old, he would definitely beat him up.

"Why am I a monkey?" the stone monkey asked again.

The old macaque pondered, and then said, "No......"

The stone monkey was afraid that he would say that he didn't know again, so he picked up a stone and said, "You don't know if you try it!"

The old macaque swallowed the last two words back, and then forcibly came back: "It's not the old rotten blow, I really know this." ”

"If you know, say it. The stone monkey shook the stone in front of the old macaque and shouted.

"Do you know what the boulder on the cliff was originally used for?" The old macaque suddenly showed a very vague and rippling smile on his face, and the stone monkey's heart jumped, and a trace of bad premonition swelled.

This smile is exactly the same as those old drivers who are ready to open the yellow cavity, and the next words are guaranteed to be dirty and dirty, and the stone monkey hurriedly said: "Needless to say." ”

The old macaque was full of interest, regardless of the stone monkey's drinking, and said directly: "That boulder bears the essence of the sun and the moon, warm in winter and cool in summer, it is the best place for my Huaguo Mountain monkey clan to reproduce their offspring." ”

The stone monkey couldn't imagine that kind of picture, and couldn't help but feel so excited that he almost didn't throw up.

"What is this, I think when I was old and young and strong, I also used to control the seven female monkeys on that boulder. The old macaque didn't care, and said.

"Don't say it!" As long as the stone monkey thinks that over the years, there have been countless monkey men and monkey women on his head, he has no love.

The old macaque glanced at the stone monkey with disdain, and said lightly, "There is one last question." ”

The stone monkey was stimulated by the picture of his own brain to make up his stomach, and waved his hand and said, "Forget it, don't ask." ”

The old macaque smiled and said, "Since there is no problem, let's rest early, there will be something to do tomorrow morning." ”

"What's going on tomorrow?" asked the stone monkey, puzzled.

The old macaque pointed to the stone monkey's nose with a bamboo cane and said, "Tomorrow is the day you become the monkey king." ”

"Wait?" the stone monkey distracted, his stomach no longer hurt, and asked, "I'm becoming the Monkey King?" ”

The old macaque said lightly, "I look like I'm joking?"

The stone monkey looked at the old face, and he couldn't tell if it was a joke because he had too much hair, so he said, "Why me?"

The old macaque showed a look of melancholy and said, "My Huaguo Mountain monkey group has not had a monkey king for hundreds of years, and I am waiting for you." ”

"Wait for me?" the stone monkey was stunned for a moment, then figured out something, and then stepped forward and grabbed the hair on the old macaque's chest, and shouted angrily: "Don't you know why I jumped out of the stone monkey?" ”

The old macaque poked the stone monkey's chrysanthemum with a bamboo cane, and the stone monkey immediately let go, jumped several steps away, and looked at him like a.

"Young monkey, calm down. The old macaque suddenly put on an unfathomable pretense and said, "The old man just knows that something will come out of the stone, but he doesn't know why you jumped out of it." So, when the old man said he didn't know, he wasn't lying to you, but he really didn't know......"

"Okay, it's like a tongue twister, simpler. The stone monkey picked out his ears and flicked a big piece of ear droppings on the old macaque.

The old macaque didn't care, and said: "This is just a legend handed down by the ancestors, the old man thought it was fake, but today I saw you come out of the stone, and I knew it was true." ”

"What legend?" asked the stone monkey.

The old macaque showed a fascinated expression in his eyes, and said: "Legend has it that hundreds of years ago, this Huaguo Mountain was the cultivation dojo of a certain immortal, and the immortal raised a few monkeys, among which was the ancestor of our Huaguo Mountain monkey clan. At that time, these nearly 10,000 miles of rivers and mountains were the territory of our monkeys. Later, for some reason, the immortal left this Huaguo Mountain, and our monkey clan was invaded by the rest of the fierce beasts in the mountain, and the territory gradually shrank, until now only a hundred miles of land centered on the Aolai River remained......"

"Wait, old thing, I don't have time to listen to you talk about the history of blood and tears of the monkey clan here. The stone monkey felt something was wrong when he listened, "I just want to know why I'm in the stone, why do you say I'm going to be the monkey king?"

"Young monkey, what are you anxious about. The old macaque glanced at the stone monkey and said, "Isn't this about to be said. ”

The stone monkey shrugged, rather speechless.

The old macaque continued: "Later, the fairy came back again, saw the miserable situation of the monkey clan, and remembered the incense in the past, so he was moved to help each other. He saw that a strange stone had grown on this cliff, and this strange stone had been pregnant with an immortal cell by Jing Yuehua on that day, so he planted a seed in the strange stone, saying that after a few years, this stone would be broken, and a spirit beast would be born. If we monkey tribes worship him as king, they will be revitalized. ”

"Finished?" the stone monkey asked.

The old macaque glared at the stone monkey and scolded, "You're not excited at all?"

"Excited birds?!" the stone monkey said disapprerovingly.

The old macaque said, "Are you going to become the monkey king tomorrow?"

Stone Monkey: "There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king." Besides, leading a group of monkeys to revive their glory is not a monkey. ”

The old macaque looked at the stone monkey deeply and said, "Then what do you want to become?"

The stone monkey said: "If you want to be a fairy." Fly away, call the wind and rain, flirt with the fairy if you have nothing to do, and occasionally go down to the mortal, so that the beauties of the world, the rain and dew are all stained with something......"

The old macaque was pale when he heard this, and he was about to hit the stone monkey when he lifted the bamboo cane.